i wanna create this thread in order to rank (almost) ALL OF THE GORESHIT SONGS!!!
however i'll only rate all of them when are included into a full album!!!
going from the first ever songs to the goreshit's newest songs!!!
Okay time to rate some songs from the goreshit library! O_O
Ratings: Torture Why Bad Mediocre Alright Good Great True Sh*t
HERE WE GO!! THE FIRST GORESHIT SONG-z!!!
however i'll only rate all of them when are included into a full album!!!
going from the first ever songs to the goreshit's newest songs!!!
Okay time to rate some songs from the goreshit library! O_O
Ratings: Torture Why Bad Mediocre Alright Good Great True Sh*t
HERE WE GO!! THE FIRST GORESHIT SONG-z!!!
Daddy ft. Shred Wilson
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/daddy-ft-shred-wilson
Good
It's actually a surprinsingly good song for the time and still holds up pretty good imo woah! O_O
Also I really like how it's a mix with guitar solos being put as a cherry on top.
And the melody has a bit of a dark tone based action going on.
It really gives some kind of cartoony-esque vibe when something has gone horribly wrong lol.
(oh yeah there is a dream bubble based off of what i'm thinking about whenever i hear these samples...)
Good
It's actually a surprinsingly good song for the time and still holds up pretty good imo woah! O_O
Also I really like how it's a mix with guitar solos being put as a cherry on top.
And the melody has a bit of a dark tone based action going on.
It really gives some kind of cartoony-esque vibe when something has gone horribly wrong lol.
(oh yeah there is a dream bubble based off of what i'm thinking about whenever i hear these samples...)
dream bubble:
Flamethrower: Hey there!
Flamethrower: Do you know where my money is?
~nervous sweating~
Flamethrower: I tried to go shopping, but I couldn't find any money on my wallet!
Flamethrower: Can you help me find it???
Flamethrower: ...Besides why are you suddenly shivvering right now???
~even more nervous sweating~
Flamethrower: Did you just..???
~even nervouserrrr sweating?? O_O~
Flamethrower: Wait a minute...
Flamethrower: Did you just steal ALL OF MY MONEY!?!?!?
Flamethrower: Ohhhhh I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! >:[
And so starts the sequence of Flamethrower trying to murder you, you little thief! -w-
Flamethrower: Do you know where my money is?
~nervous sweating~
Flamethrower: I tried to go shopping, but I couldn't find any money on my wallet!
Flamethrower: Can you help me find it???
Flamethrower: ...Besides why are you suddenly shivvering right now???
~even more nervous sweating~
Flamethrower: Did you just..???
~even nervouserrrr sweating?? O_O~
Flamethrower: Wait a minute...
Flamethrower: Did you just steal ALL OF MY MONEY!?!?!?
Flamethrower: Ohhhhh I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! >:[
And so starts the sequence of Flamethrower trying to murder you, you little thief! -w-
Fuckdog
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/fuckdog
Why
It starts out really cool, but then I really didn't like middle part and then the ending just ended completely abruptly.
Yea it pretty much sucks. ;_;
Why
It starts out really cool, but then I really didn't like middle part and then the ending just ended completely abruptly.
Yea it pretty much sucks. ;_;
dream bubble:
I don't know, a guy either getting traumatized by a normal looking hotdog or...
A living dog getting cooked and used as a sausage for the hotdog.
A living dog getting cooked and used as a sausage for the hotdog.
I Wanna Have Your Babies
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/i-wanna-have-your-babies
Bad
It's still bad, but the first half is kind of alright to listen to, then it pretty much goes kinda downhill in the 2nd half.
And it's really insufferable to listen to oh my god. @_@
Still better than Fuckdog, but that's not saying much.
Bad
It's still bad, but the first half is kind of alright to listen to, then it pretty much goes kinda downhill in the 2nd half.
And it's really insufferable to listen to oh my god. @_@
Still better than Fuckdog, but that's not saying much.
dream bubble:
Me screaming at everyone whilst dancing.
Rushi
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/rushi
Alright
I kinda like it, though I had to substract some points of it, because of that long scene where it's just odnqwföqwebfewöfewfflbwöfbe at the end.
That kinda dragged on for too long...
Alright
I kinda like it, though I had to substract some points of it, because of that long scene where it's just odnqwföqwebfewöfewfflbwöfbe at the end.
That kinda dragged on for too long...
dream bubble:
Leafy plush turning into metal and then trying to kill you with a knife.
Goretrance 1
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/goretrance-1
Great
Way too catchy to listen! o_O
It really feels like I'm in some kind of party!
I really like it and the quality pretty much goes very consistent all the way through.
Great
Way too catchy to listen! o_O
It really feels like I'm in some kind of party!
I really like it and the quality pretty much goes very consistent all the way through.
dream bubble:
Me dancing in the party all night.
usagi... aishite imasu!!
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/usagi-aishite-imasu
Good
ONTO A DIFFERENT ALBUM CALLED:
old shit wot never got released but now kind of has in this nifty little zip file
I actually didn't expect to like it at all, but I really like it! o_o
However I feel like the audio mixing could be improved if the other beats have like a higher volume to listen to. I feel like it focused a little too much on the bass and amen break beats for the volume, but it's still pretty catchy to listen to.
I really really like the chiptune like sound effects that were used that really felt like it was made with posasse'!
I am not sure if it's great, but it's definitely a good one!
Good
ONTO A DIFFERENT ALBUM CALLED:
old shit wot never got released but now kind of has in this nifty little zip file
I actually didn't expect to like it at all, but I really like it! o_o
However I feel like the audio mixing could be improved if the other beats have like a higher volume to listen to. I feel like it focused a little too much on the bass and amen break beats for the volume, but it's still pretty catchy to listen to.
I really really like the chiptune like sound effects that were used that really felt like it was made with posasse'!
I am not sure if it's great, but it's definitely a good one!
dream bubble:
Some american book just walking in a straight road, menacingly!
Walking on a dry landscape with little vegetation.
(Actually very hard to imagine about this sample...)
Walking on a dry landscape with little vegetation.
(Actually very hard to imagine about this sample...)
LDN
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/ldn
Alright
A Lily Allen song remix, so weird lol.
I also thought that it was gonna be some real bad song, but my expectations still were underestimating.
I do like the way the beats change, even though it's like repeating a lot lol.
Also this feels a looot like a song that wafer would map lol.
Though I don't like the earrape moments at the end. :[
Also yeah it repeats too much...
However I think the song could be better my actually having these repeated beats, but have like some unique beats added extra onto it or like other lyrics when it reaches the halfway mark or like 1/3 and then 2/3's also other lyrics, but like they both have also different beats.
And then in the end it would have like the lyrics from the first third and beats but amped up with new beats!
Also beginning's a bit too loud I guess.
I feel like it could be better aswell if it had some more beats added or if the new beats that are like added have more variety...
Okay, It's not the best I realized. ;w;
But still like the way it was trying to go for with the beats. It has potential!
Alright
A Lily Allen song remix, so weird lol.
I also thought that it was gonna be some real bad song, but my expectations still were underestimating.
I do like the way the beats change, even though it's like repeating a lot lol.
Also this feels a looot like a song that wafer would map lol.
Though I don't like the earrape moments at the end. :[
Also yeah it repeats too much...
However I think the song could be better my actually having these repeated beats, but have like some unique beats added extra onto it or like other lyrics when it reaches the halfway mark or like 1/3 and then 2/3's also other lyrics, but like they both have also different beats.
And then in the end it would have like the lyrics from the first third and beats but amped up with new beats!
Also beginning's a bit too loud I guess.
I feel like it could be better aswell if it had some more beats added or if the new beats that are like added have more variety...
Okay, It's not the best I realized. ;w;
But still like the way it was trying to go for with the beats. It has potential!
dream bubble:
Bubble from BFDI trying to rank a wafer-like map with this song lol-Extra
girt fuck off bombs and shit
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/girt-fuck-off-bombs-and-shit
Alright
Not a fan of this song, but I can see the appeal to some people.
I do like the crazy ass amen beats, very fitting for this sample, even though I am not a fan of the sample in general.
Alright
Not a fan of this song, but I can see the appeal to some people.
I do like the crazy ass amen beats, very fitting for this sample, even though I am not a fan of the sample in general.
dream bubble:
Leafy tries stealing alcohol, because she sucks at making beer and lost lots of customers, because her drinks tasted awful. She wants to buy some alcohol in order to sell it for a higher price, but wait Leafy didn't I just remind you that your beer making sucked so bad that you're now broke??? Oh dear. Sorry to mention that Leafy. ;_; But then she has the brand new idea of starting her career stealing all the alcohol, beer and wine in order to sell the good drinks with ease, once she does that, she finally earns lots and lots of money sucessfully, but she starts to get very greedy with it and then eventually gets caught. And then yeah she tries to overshow her innocence, even though she has done the horrible crimes of stealing tons of alcohol from people, once she gets caught from the police.
gomenasai, rushi
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/gomenasai-rushi
Alright
Ehhhhh... It's alright?
Not bad, but it does have the same issue as the other ones from the same album, being that it is quite repetitive...
Also not really fan of this sample either, but at least it's not a bad one.
Alright
Ehhhhh... It's alright?
Not bad, but it does have the same issue as the other ones from the same album, being that it is quite repetitive...
Also not really fan of this sample either, but at least it's not a bad one.
dream bubble:
Me talking to someone about phobias..? ._. (A very forgetable dream..)
いま、会いにゆきます
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/-
True Sh*t
OKAY NOW ONTO: tomboyish love for daughter
It is reaaaally good, especially for it's time! o_o
I have to rate it into the top!
True Sh*t
OKAY NOW ONTO: tomboyish love for daughter
It is reaaaally good, especially for it's time! o_o
I have to rate it into the top!
dream bubble:
Le Fancy Squiggly shows his crazy fashion designing skills and is also a master at cooking! o_O
5th grade
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/5th-grade
Mediocre
I really don't like the earrape thing and it makes me feel a bit too scared to listen to this sample. ;w;
I personally really don't want to listen to it, mostly because of the dreadful second half.
Some goreshit fans might like it, but I don't...
The sample may be something some oddballers would like to listen to, but I'm not THAT kind of an oddball. ._.
Mediocre
I really don't like the earrape thing and it makes me feel a bit too scared to listen to this sample. ;w;
I personally really don't want to listen to it, mostly because of the dreadful second half.
Some goreshit fans might like it, but I don't...
The sample may be something some oddballers would like to listen to, but I'm not THAT kind of an oddball. ._.
dream bubble:
When your brain suddenly reminds you about the past and you're just standing there mindlessly imagining the completely negative past you had to the point of where it automically takes into a sleep of a slow and painful nightmare. (It actually happens to me a few times... ;_;)
lolil0_0pz
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/lolil0-0pz
Mediocre
Not really a fan of this song.
Ehhhhhhh.....
It's really bland to listen, that's why I am putting it somewhat low...
Mediocre
Not really a fan of this song.
Ehhhhhhh.....
It's really bland to listen, that's why I am putting it somewhat low...
dream bubble:
Being a generic cookie cutter candy princess... (Boring dream...)
crabs
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/crabs
Alright
It's hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
It has like good and bad elements at the same time...
I don't really know what to say about this one.
Also wtf is that ending??? O_O
I do like it when the music stops and it's just a guy talking about some crab or something, really does give this sample at least a nice and consistent flavor.
Alright
It's hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
It has like good and bad elements at the same time...
I don't really know what to say about this one.
Also wtf is that ending??? O_O
I do like it when the music stops and it's just a guy talking about some crab or something, really does give this sample at least a nice and consistent flavor.
dream bubble:
Well, I'd hate to tell you, but really the only thing that I imagined about this sample was a horrible crab dingely dongely dunging baby spiders... ;_;
strawberry cheesecake
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/strawberry-cheesecake
Why
I hate listening to this song, it's just like loud noises and that's it.
Like Fuckdog, but worse, especially the 2nd half...
Why
I hate listening to this song, it's just like loud noises and that's it.
Like Fuckdog, but worse, especially the 2nd half...
dream bubble:
that one cooking game in 2007 where you'd have to watch the game turn into an ugly and horrifying experience if you suck at it...
netsaosa
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/netsaosa
Bad
Man this album is honestly starting with real creepy songs. ;_;
Is this really a song or is it actually just the audio file of my life? ._.
Bad
Man this album is honestly starting with real creepy songs. ;_;
Is this really a song or is it actually just the audio file of my life? ._.
dream bubble:
Uhhhhhhh...very hard to imagine it, buutt.. wait...
It's probably me getting desperate for getting the sweet positivity from the online users, but like instead it's the opposite or something...
It's probably me getting desperate for getting the sweet positivity from the online users, but like instead it's the opposite or something...
根！お兄ちゃん！
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/--2
Bad
I feel like it's made with very low effort even if it doesn't sound that bad...
Not much to say, just a short song with little thought processing..
Bad
I feel like it's made with very low effort even if it doesn't sound that bad...
Not much to say, just a short song with little thought processing..
dream bubble:
Neo-ni-chan
scrambled eggz0rh@x
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/scrambled-eggz0rh-x
True Sh*t
Damn.
This track.
Wow.
I honestly wish that it was a little longer, because it's a reaaaal banger!
I don't know if it REALLY deserves the Ture Sh*t status, but it is definitely right near that status!
Honestly a very underrated goreshit sample, I'd recommend taking a try listening to it! .w.
True Sh*t
Damn.
This track.
Wow.
I honestly wish that it was a little longer, because it's a reaaaal banger!
I don't know if it REALLY deserves the Ture Sh*t status, but it is definitely right near that status!
Honestly a very underrated goreshit sample, I'd recommend taking a try listening to it! .w.
dream bubble:
The Mission to kill the dictator before the dictator takes over the world! O_O Imagining a very challenging chiptune-like 2010's action platformer game where you fight bosses, flee and like yeah travel to the place where the dictator is at in order to stop the dictatorship and execute the dictator. O_O
winkles twinkle
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/winkles-twinkle
Good
I like this song, even though it's kinda overrated.
Even though the song doesn't set it's base standards high, it still delivers the glitters.
"Goes to show you don't need thrills to make a feast for the eyes." - (Four in BFB 4
lol)
Good
I like this song, even though it's kinda overrated.
Even though the song doesn't set it's base standards high, it still delivers the glitters.
"Goes to show you don't need thrills to make a feast for the eyes." - (Four in BFB 4
lol)
dream bubble:
Some base lobby music when you play some anime battle royale game o_o
puffyuffypuffpuff
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/puffyuffypuffpuff
Mediocre
Ehhh pretty boring to listen to...
It's at least a calm one, but like idk...
It's stuck between Mediocre and Alright....
But I'll choose Mediocre, because I don't like boring stuff.
Mediocre
Ehhh pretty boring to listen to...
It's at least a calm one, but like idk...
It's stuck between Mediocre and Alright....
But I'll choose Mediocre, because I don't like boring stuff.
dream bubble:
Puffball when she gets called "puffy"...? Ehh nvm...
chiyopop!
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/chiyopop
Great
Oh yeah, I forgot. That's the first song of:
where is soda pop and apple sweets
I really like it, because it feels super relaxing to listen to!
Would be pretty cool to put that into some facts and trivia video...
Great
Oh yeah, I forgot. That's the first song of:
where is soda pop and apple sweets
I really like it, because it feels super relaxing to listen to!
Would be pretty cool to put that into some facts and trivia video...
dream bubble:
Me watching a trivia video about a series that I have watched.
nekonekoneko
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/nekonekoneko
Why
I really am not a fan of this one... I just don't like it. ._.
Why
I really am not a fan of this one... I just don't like it. ._.
dream bubble:
some neko cat scratching your body because you are not good at cooking japanese food idk
hashi dashi funubashi
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/hashi-dashi-funubashi
Great
I really like this lol. It really gives you the crazy intensity of your body just completely freaking out whenever you make some odd communicating...
Great
I really like this lol. It really gives you the crazy intensity of your body just completely freaking out whenever you make some odd communicating...
dream bubble:
When you try to speak to someone, but it feels awkward when trying to speak the first sentence of what you were supposed to say, leading you to freak out and turn into a crumbled and round paper piece. Meanwhile the other person is just standing there, staying with that slightly worried face gesture staring at your body transforming into a ball.
Anime Girl: "Hi, (says some awkward thing)!"
Anime Boy: "? Why did you greet me like that?"
Anime Girl: "Oh gosh. I just uhh-"
Anime Girl: "Oh gosh. OH GOSH!"
Anime Boy: "?_?"
Anime Girl: "Ohh Ohh Ohh...OH GOSHIIIirrrrrrrIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIIRIRIRIRIRI-"
Anime Boy: (just looks at the girl just freaking out...)
Anime Girl: *shakes her arms and brains and everything to the point where you can see her inside of the body for a bit as if it was drawn like some sort of smear drawing o_o*
Anime Girl: "Hi, (says some awkward thing)!"
Anime Boy: "? Why did you greet me like that?"
Anime Girl: "Oh gosh. I just uhh-"
Anime Girl: "Oh gosh. OH GOSH!"
Anime Boy: "?_?"
Anime Girl: "Ohh Ohh Ohh...OH GOSHIIIirrrrrrrIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIIRIRIRIRIRI-"
Anime Boy: (just looks at the girl just freaking out...)
Anime Girl: *shakes her arms and brains and everything to the point where you can see her inside of the body for a bit as if it was drawn like some sort of smear drawing o_o*
tonkatsu!? tonkatsu.
https://goreshitarchive.bandcamp.com/track/tonkatsu-tonkatsu
Mediocre
I didn't really care about this one at all. ._.
I mean it's not bad and has some redeeming qualities like it using some different rythms, but there really isn't much that I can think of...
Mediocre
I didn't really care about this one at all. ._.
I mean it's not bad and has some redeeming qualities like it using some different rythms, but there really isn't much that I can think of...
dream bubble:
some teens trying to make hip-hop music in the streets so that they get money or something...
miss fluffy is all scared of ouija boards
Mediocre
Yeah this one's also like one of more boring ones I have heard of...
It makes me feel sleepy... -.- ~zZzZ~
also wait a minute i also made a beatmap of this song and drew an ouija board cuz funny
Yeah this one's also like one of more boring ones I have heard of...
It makes me feel sleepy... -.- ~zZzZ~
dream bubble:
kagami sing:
also wait a minute i also made a beatmap of this song and drew an ouija board cuz funny