Step 1. Find a good topic to write about
Step 2. Make a funny, witty, or informational title related to your thread
Step 3. Quick, he's coming, they're all coming for you, you still have time to go before they reach you, please, don't ignore my warning
Step 4. Post the thread.
(after posting)
Step 5. Do not give your blood to the merchant, no matter how much he offers to give you for it in the replies.
Step 6. Now that you've posted, you've attracted several things to your location, just leave your doors and windows locked for at least 24 hours and it should be safe to go back out afterwards.
Step 7. If you hear tapping on your windows in an interval of three every 5 seconds for a minute, do not open your blinds. However, if it goes on for two minutes, immediately open your window after it stops for ten seconds or the window will break.
Step 8. You have made a thread! Enjoy your thread!
Step 2. Make a funny, witty, or informational title related to your thread
Step 3. Quick, he's coming, they're all coming for you, you still have time to go before they reach you, please, don't ignore my warning
Step 4. Post the thread.
(after posting)
Step 5. Do not give your blood to the merchant, no matter how much he offers to give you for it in the replies.
Step 6. Now that you've posted, you've attracted several things to your location, just leave your doors and windows locked for at least 24 hours and it should be safe to go back out afterwards.
Step 7. If you hear tapping on your windows in an interval of three every 5 seconds for a minute, do not open your blinds. However, if it goes on for two minutes, immediately open your window after it stops for ten seconds or the window will break.
Step 8. You have made a thread! Enjoy your thread!