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Your prediction of osu! April Fools

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Kunieda

Brian OA wrote:

open osu, says it needs to download an update and that an easter egg is available--finding it nets you a new achievement

updates

open osu again

get bombarded by ads

play some maps--every time you start up a map you have to wait ten seconds while an ad plays in front of you before you can play

breaking a combo will play a three second track of the staff laughing at you

last note before an FC

osu lags

"Score submission failed due to system lag"

miss last note anyway

Proceed to rant on chat

Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense

get silenced

Proceed to rant on forums

friendok is global mod, all boards have been flooded with plotter threads requesting help delivering malnourished daughter's bastard child

trying to make a new thread will result in the contents getting replaced by "hitler did nothing wrong" if it wasn't that beforehand

closing the osu window without donating to the osu cause or clicking on at least three ads nets you a permanent ban

discussing the easter egg nets you a permanent ban

talking about hitler nets you a permanent ban

All the changes can't be undone by april second; the staff has lost control and all admins have been conveniently run over by trucks

osu is lost forever
I laughed… and die
D:
cheesiest

Brian OA wrote:

last note before an FC

osu lags

"Score submission failed due to system lag"
don't need april fools 4 that
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Birdy

Brian OA wrote:

Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense
I was actually thinking this exact same thing
Amagnator
Everyone gets banned.
Cyclohexane
elo system implemented ; only a few maps free to play every week ; possibility to play multi against bots ; pp become currency to buy more maps/skins ; game becomes region-locked with 5 different servers ; no avatar selection, only "player icon" is selected from a bunch of images in a gallery ; Sync, SapphireGhost, JAKACHAN, MMzz and Silynn create a team called TSM
Kazuo
world will end
maal
well it's the 1st april in australia

so i guess nothing happens
Foxtrot
nothing happens

that's the april fools
Yuzeyun

Wojjan wrote:

osu! becomes a mock pay2win game
it's already that for taiko mode
screens
Tanzklaue

maal wrote:

well it's the 1st april in australia

so i guess nothing happens
he always waits until it is like 2am in GMT +1. so yeah, between now and maybe 3 am we can expect the april fools day to launch.

or maybe he waits for the us.
[Luanny]
random people will have OP powers~
would be nice
I'd silence everyone 8-)
Naikaze
Soooo nothing happens?
Bweh
Big Money and other unranked maps get ranked

OT gets locked

Only mods can post in it

Sync makes fun of us

Sync gets demoted

Everything is undone
Kotaro
nothing happened my mates! :3333
Loves
Rank #0
Seph
Andrea will become BAT again
Dark_Ai

Kotaro wrote:

nothing happened my mates! :3333
guess this is happened
t/125572
funny funny

Jazz

Seph wrote:

Andrea will become BAT again
OH SHIT
OzzyOzrock
i'm disappoint in australia
Zare
Yeah, this was pretty disappointing.
Also what the fuck

Jazz
i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot
HomicidalYoukai
Forced Hidden mod on all beatmaps all day xD
Cloudchaser
peppy will be #1 of the world
Bweh

hikari_eniza wrote:

i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot
I like tsundere BanchoBot

Can we keep it
Foxtrot

hikari_eniza wrote:

i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot
and no one expected the spanish inquisition
Bweh
except the guys who planned it
FrzR
the controls of all games modes will be in random order at each gameplay.
qlum
I didn't play online so I didn't even notice it, previous years the april fools have been a lot bigger and a lot more fun.
Wojjan
it's April 2nd. stop predicting
Vish024

Dulcet wrote:

hikari_eniza wrote:

i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot
and no one expected the spanish inquisition
*looks at the door expectantly*
UnderminE
oh no
MillhioreF
people will keep posting in this thread on april 3rd
Bweh
Posting on April 3rd

Wait crap I'm thirteen minutes early hold on

Double-post incoming, assuming some innocent bystander does not post here
Bweh
Posting on April 3rd
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