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peppy will override a popular community opinion
osu! becomes a mock pay2win game, with an in-game shop, sidebar adverts for products that don't exist and constant "BECOME A SUPPORTER NOW" bullshit. Every 'tip' in the edit screen is about how you could be downloading beatmaps more efficiently, and unlocking hold sliders if you paid $5 every month
not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious
not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious
Me too.Static Noise Bird wrote:
I will be too lazy to compile and categorize or do anything at all
this would be the bestWojjan wrote:
osu! becomes a mock pay2win game, with an in-game shop, sidebar adverts for products that don't exist and constant "BECOME A SUPPORTER NOW" bullshit. Every 'tip' in the edit screen is about how you could be downloading beatmaps more efficiently, and unlocking hold sliders if you paid $5 every month
not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious
Nothing funny will happen
In fact, the joke will take place entirely in the "Not funny or interesting" thread
In fact, the joke will take place entirely in the "Not funny or interesting" thread
I'll just go with what I've always had in mind...
Everyone will have chat op powers in IRC.
Everyone will have chat op powers in IRC.
noKitsunemimi wrote:
I'll just go with what I've always had in mind...
Everyone will have chat op powers in IRC.
this is not funny
this is highly dangerous
random 2 year silences all over the place
but theyll be gone on april 2 anyway
but theyll be gone on april 2 anyway
peppy will shut down everything
I remember when I first joined 2 years ago. Everything was nightcore'd and almost made me quit the game after 1 hour of playing.
Until I found out it was a joke. ;_;
Until I found out it was a joke. ;_;
All modes will be switched around (Taiko = osu! , osu! = ctb)
or will they?silmarilen wrote:
random 2 year silences all over the place
but theyll be gone on april 2 anyway
*dramatic chipmunk*
Dubstep mod
Let peppy make this osu! in to !uso
That should be upside down
That should be upside down
The forums will be on flashlight and something pops out....
Osu!Kunieda wrote:
Let peppy make this osu! in to !uso
That should be upside down
maal
LaVolpe024 wrote:
The staff will give troublemakers op status for April Fool's.
all things both in-game and website will turn into something Ohio State University related
ThisdNextGen wrote:
all things both in-game and website will turn into something Ohio State University related
oh shitJInxyjem wrote:
Dubstep mod
"Congratulations! You've won 1000 free pp! Click this link to get it!"
*Opens up the donation page*
*Opens up the donation page*
open osu, says it needs to download an update and that an easter egg is available--finding it nets you a new achievement
updates
open osu again
get bombarded by ads
play some maps--every time you start up a map you have to wait ten seconds while an ad plays in front of you before you can play
breaking a combo will play a three second track of the staff laughing at you
last note before an FC
osu lags
"Score submission failed due to system lag"
miss last note anyway
Proceed to rant on chat
Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense
get silenced
Proceed to rant on forums
friendok is global mod, all boards have been flooded with plotter threads requesting help delivering malnourished daughter's bastard child
trying to make a new thread will result in the contents getting replaced by "hitler did nothing wrong" if it wasn't that beforehand
closing the osu window without donating to the osu cause or clicking on at least three ads nets you a permanent ban
discussing the easter egg nets you a permanent ban
talking about hitler nets you a permanent ban
All the changes can't be undone by april second; the staff has lost control and all admins have been conveniently run over by trucks
osu is lost forever
updates
open osu again
get bombarded by ads
play some maps--every time you start up a map you have to wait ten seconds while an ad plays in front of you before you can play
breaking a combo will play a three second track of the staff laughing at you
last note before an FC
osu lags
"Score submission failed due to system lag"
miss last note anyway
Proceed to rant on chat
Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense
get silenced
Proceed to rant on forums
friendok is global mod, all boards have been flooded with plotter threads requesting help delivering malnourished daughter's bastard child
trying to make a new thread will result in the contents getting replaced by "hitler did nothing wrong" if it wasn't that beforehand
closing the osu window without donating to the osu cause or clicking on at least three ads nets you a permanent ban
discussing the easter egg nets you a permanent ban
talking about hitler nets you a permanent ban
All the changes can't be undone by april second; the staff has lost control and all admins have been conveniently run over by trucks
osu is lost forever
Miracle Lotus
This.Wojjan wrote:
osu! becomes a mock pay2win game, with an in-game shop, sidebar adverts for products that don't exist and constant "BECOME A SUPPORTER NOW" bullshit. Every 'tip' in the edit screen is about how you could be downloading beatmaps more efficiently, and unlocking hold sliders if you paid $5 every month
not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious
uh umm uhhh peppy... willl.... CALL THE POLICE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
I laughed… and dieBrian OA wrote:
open osu, says it needs to download an update and that an easter egg is available--finding it nets you a new achievement
updates
open osu again
get bombarded by ads
play some maps--every time you start up a map you have to wait ten seconds while an ad plays in front of you before you can play
breaking a combo will play a three second track of the staff laughing at you
last note before an FC
osu lags
"Score submission failed due to system lag"
miss last note anyway
Proceed to rant on chat
Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense
get silenced
Proceed to rant on forums
friendok is global mod, all boards have been flooded with plotter threads requesting help delivering malnourished daughter's bastard child
trying to make a new thread will result in the contents getting replaced by "hitler did nothing wrong" if it wasn't that beforehand
closing the osu window without donating to the osu cause or clicking on at least three ads nets you a permanent ban
discussing the easter egg nets you a permanent ban
talking about hitler nets you a permanent ban
All the changes can't be undone by april second; the staff has lost control and all admins have been conveniently run over by trucks
osu is lost forever
D:
Brian OA wrote:
last note before an FC
osu lags
"Score submission failed due to system lag"
don't need april fools 4 that
Topic Starter
I was actually thinking this exact same thingBrian OA wrote:
Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense
elo system implemented ; only a few maps free to play every week ; possibility to play multi against bots ; pp become currency to buy more maps/skins ; game becomes region-locked with 5 different servers ; no avatar selection, only "player icon" is selected from a bunch of images in a gallery ; Sync, SapphireGhost, JAKACHAN, MMzz and Silynn create a team called TSM
world will end
nothing happens
that's the april fools
that's the april fools
it's already that for taiko modeWojjan wrote:
osu! becomes a mock pay2win game
screens
he always waits until it is like 2am in GMT +1. so yeah, between now and maybe 3 am we can expect the april fools day to launch.maal wrote:
well it's the 1st april in australia
so i guess nothing happens
or maybe he waits for the us.
random people will have OP powers~
would be nice
I'd silence everyone
would be nice
I'd silence everyone
Soooo nothing happens?
Big Money and other unranked maps get ranked
OT gets locked
Only mods can post in it
Sync makes fun of us
Sync gets demoted
Everything is undone
OT gets locked
Only mods can post in it
Sync makes fun of us
Sync gets demoted
Everything is undone
i'm disappoint in australia
Yeah, this was pretty disappointing.
Also what the fuck
Also what the fuck
Forced Hidden mod on all beatmaps all day xD
peppy will be #1 of the world
I like tsundere BanchoBothikari_eniza wrote:
i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot
Can we keep it
and no one expected the spanish inquisitionhikari_eniza wrote:
i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot
the controls of all games modes will be in random order at each gameplay.
I didn't play online so I didn't even notice it, previous years the april fools have been a lot bigger and a lot more fun.
*looks at the door expectantly*Dulcet wrote:
and no one expected the spanish inquisitionhikari_eniza wrote:
i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot
oh no
people will keep posting in this thread on april 3rd
Posting on April 3rd
Wait crap I'm thirteen minutes early hold on
Double-post incoming, assuming some innocent bystander does not post here
Wait crap I'm thirteen minutes early hold on
Double-post incoming, assuming some innocent bystander does not post here