I laughed… and dieBrian OA wrote:
open osu, says it needs to download an update and that an easter egg is available--finding it nets you a new achievement
updates
open osu again
get bombarded by ads
play some maps--every time you start up a map you have to wait ten seconds while an ad plays in front of you before you can play
breaking a combo will play a three second track of the staff laughing at you
last note before an FC
osu lags
"Score submission failed due to system lag"
miss last note anyway
Proceed to rant on chat
Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense
get silenced
Proceed to rant on forums
friendok is global mod, all boards have been flooded with plotter threads requesting help delivering malnourished daughter's bastard child
trying to make a new thread will result in the contents getting replaced by "hitler did nothing wrong" if it wasn't that beforehand
closing the osu window without donating to the osu cause or clicking on at least three ads nets you a permanent ban
discussing the easter egg nets you a permanent ban
talking about hitler nets you a permanent ban
All the changes can't be undone by april second; the staff has lost control and all admins have been conveniently run over by trucks
osu is lost forever
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