Static Noise Bird wrote:

I will be too lazy to compile and categorize or do anything at all

Wojjan wrote:

osu! becomes a mock pay2win game, with an in-game shop, sidebar adverts for products that don't exist and constant "BECOME A SUPPORTER NOW" bullshit. Every 'tip' in the edit screen is about how you could be downloading beatmaps more efficiently, and unlocking hold sliders if you paid $5 every month

not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious

Kitsunemimi wrote:

I'll just go with what I've always had in mind...

Everyone will have chat op powers in IRC.

silmarilen wrote:

random 2 year silences all over the place
but theyll be gone on april 2 anyway

Kunieda wrote:

Let peppy make this osu! in to !uso
That should be upside down

LaVolpe024 wrote:

The staff will give troublemakers op status for April Fool's.

dNextGen wrote:

all things both in-game and website will turn into something Ohio State University related

JInxyjem wrote:

Dubstep mod

Wojjan wrote:

osu! becomes a mock pay2win game, with an in-game shop, sidebar adverts for products that don't exist and constant "BECOME A SUPPORTER NOW" bullshit. Every 'tip' in the edit screen is about how you could be downloading beatmaps more efficiently, and unlocking hold sliders if you paid $5 every month

not a prediction, but damn it would be hilarious

Brian OA wrote:

open osu, says it needs to download an update and that an easter egg is available--finding it nets you a new achievement

updates

open osu again

get bombarded by ads

play some maps--every time you start up a map you have to wait ten seconds while an ad plays in front of you before you can play

breaking a combo will play a three second track of the staff laughing at you

last note before an FC

osu lags

"Score submission failed due to system lag"

miss last note anyway

Proceed to rant on chat

Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense

get silenced

Proceed to rant on forums

friendok is global mod, all boards have been flooded with plotter threads requesting help delivering malnourished daughter's bastard child

trying to make a new thread will result in the contents getting replaced by "hitler did nothing wrong" if it wasn't that beforehand

closing the osu window without donating to the osu cause or clicking on at least three ads nets you a permanent ban

discussing the easter egg nets you a permanent ban

talking about hitler nets you a permanent ban

All the changes can't be undone by april second; the staff has lost control and all admins have been conveniently run over by trucks

osu is lost forever

Brian OA wrote:

last note before an FC

osu lags

"Score submission failed due to system lag"

Brian OA wrote:

Soarezi is chat moderator, silences anyone not posting nonsense

Wojjan wrote:

osu! becomes a mock pay2win game

maal wrote:

well it's the 1st april in australia

so i guess nothing happens

Kotaro wrote:

nothing happened my mates! :3333

SPOILER

Seph wrote:

Andrea will become BAT again

hikari_eniza wrote:

i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot

hikari_eniza wrote:

i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot

Dulcet wrote:

hikari_eniza wrote:

i guess no one expected tsundere banchobot

and no one expected the spanish inquisition