Damn you Lizzehb, now you're influencing mine.
Forget how it started but Lizzehb and I ended up killing a guy and stealing his truck so we could get to Mcdonalds to join a protest that was demanding they give us food for free, but when we got there Mcdonalds had called the cops on everyone so Lizzehb panicked and made me keep driving. The only problem was for some reason everything in the truck was misplaced and I couldn't find the brakes so naturally the only thing you can do in that situation is drive faster! So I speed down the road narrowly dodging cars until I notice it's a 1 way street and we're going the wrong way. So I veer off the road into a neighborhood in the scuzzy ghetto until we finally stop, so Lizzehb starts freaking out going "Oh god we need to hide the body and get rid of our fingerprints and ditch the truck!" (because apparently the body was still in the truck). So we head around trying to find a spot to dump the body. The problem being Lizzehb won't stop talking and keeps griping about it being a lot of work. So while climbing a fence Lizzehb starts going "HURGH" to pull herself up followed by "NNNNGGGUUUUUUUU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU-" and then I woke up to my tv on having froze on someone saying something in an endless "GU- GU- GU-" loop.
Forget how it started but Lizzehb and I ended up killing a guy and stealing his truck so we could get to Mcdonalds to join a protest that was demanding they give us food for free, but when we got there Mcdonalds had called the cops on everyone so Lizzehb panicked and made me keep driving. The only problem was for some reason everything in the truck was misplaced and I couldn't find the brakes so naturally the only thing you can do in that situation is drive faster! So I speed down the road narrowly dodging cars until I notice it's a 1 way street and we're going the wrong way. So I veer off the road into a neighborhood in the scuzzy ghetto until we finally stop, so Lizzehb starts freaking out going "Oh god we need to hide the body and get rid of our fingerprints and ditch the truck!" (because apparently the body was still in the truck). So we head around trying to find a spot to dump the body. The problem being Lizzehb won't stop talking and keeps griping about it being a lot of work. So while climbing a fence Lizzehb starts going "HURGH" to pull herself up followed by "NNNNGGGUUUUUUUU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU- GU-" and then I woke up to my tv on having froze on someone saying something in an endless "GU- GU- GU-" loop.