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I know at least two exceptions to this:Two wrote:
Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucksAzure_Kyte wrote:
Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
anyway, back on topic
Worst Game Ever:
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
It had a sucky version of Return of the King's engine, and felt too scripted. 'nuff said.
get outNexus Reaper wrote:
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2.
Boring shit.
out
30 second Hero. no kidding.
Personally, I think the fiighting system is really confusing and you are only allowed to finish a stage within 30 secs.
Personally, I think the fiighting system is really confusing and you are only allowed to finish a stage within 30 secs.
You get in a random battle, you kill the enemies, and you get exp. That's pretty simple IMO. And the levels last longer then 30 seconds. (Excluding the Knight levels) And the humor in the game is pretty good, so I don't really see this as a worst game.CHOFF wrote:
30 second Hero. no kidding.
Personally, I think the fiighting system is really confusing and you are only allowed to finish a stage within 30 secs.
Ragnarok DS, I bought this game because I love Ragnarok Online and saw how this game is worst.
Mate seriously. That game lasts and it requires more than simple skill. It's not entirely reliant on its multiplayer (good) the story is long and challenging for fools like you (good) and it isn't generic and combines all the features of a classic Zelda game on DS.E-Hooker wrote:
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Shittest control system ever, and having to go back to the temple...goddamn.
Oh I seerust45 wrote:
You get in a random battle, you kill the enemies, and you get exp. That's pretty simple IMO. And the levels last longer then 30 seconds. (Excluding the Knight levels) And the humor in the game is pretty good, so I don't really see this as a worst game.
Actually, I didn't finish the 1st level and I really can't pass that level.
I'm sorry if I judged the game without further observation/fniishing the game or whatever. hehe
I see the CDi Zelda games listed there which, while not very good, are much better than other games I've played and managed to hold my interest for the 2 hours it takes to play through them when you don't know what the hell to do. And the cutscenes are rich.Azure_Kyte wrote:
[lucky:fe019]Worst Game Ever[/lucky:fe019]
to put this into perspective for you:LaVolpe024 wrote:
Mate seriously. That game lasts and it requires more than simple skill. It's not entirely reliant on its multiplayer (good) the story is long and challenging for fools like you (good) and it isn't generic and combines all the features of a classic Zelda game on DS.E-Hooker wrote:
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Shittest control system ever, and having to go back to the temple...goddamn.
phantom hourglass is the only video game i've ever returned, ever
i couldn't even do a fucking spin attack that's how god-awful the controls were.
i enjoy zelda because it offers a challenge, but even the tutorial dungeon made me scratch my head a few times
[/quote]to put this into perspective for you:
phantom hourglass is the only video game i've ever returned, ever
i couldn't even do a fucking spin attack that's how god-awful the controls were.
i enjoy zelda because it offers a challenge, but even the tutorial dungeon made me scratch my head a few times[/quote]
Then why didn't you just say "I'm awful at Phantom Hourglass, therefore I hate it?"
It's supposed make you scratch your head, that's the goddamn challenge. If you were more practical and patient then you'd have enjoyed the game more. I bet (by the looks of it) that you gave up quite easily. As for the controls, they may not suit some but controls are never versatile enough to suit every player. And one more thing, you could change some controls to suit you. Take some time and look around. Not every game is as linear as you want it to be.
phantom hourglass is the only video game i've ever returned, ever
i couldn't even do a fucking spin attack that's how god-awful the controls were.
i enjoy zelda because it offers a challenge, but even the tutorial dungeon made me scratch my head a few times[/quote]
Then why didn't you just say "I'm awful at Phantom Hourglass, therefore I hate it?"
It's supposed make you scratch your head, that's the goddamn challenge. If you were more practical and patient then you'd have enjoyed the game more. I bet (by the looks of it) that you gave up quite easily. As for the controls, they may not suit some but controls are never versatile enough to suit every player. And one more thing, you could change some controls to suit you. Take some time and look around. Not every game is as linear as you want it to be.
I thought the controls for Phantom Hourglass were alright. I got as far as the Heavy Metal part of the game (which is a very misleading title which tends to set you up for disappointment if you're like me) and I got to a spot where I needed Bombchus
and I had no idea where to get a Bombchu bag
rather than Gamefaqs it, I pretty much gave up entirely on the game. Which is a shame, because my favourite Zelda is Wind Waker and this one, while nothing like it, is technically a sequel
and I had no idea where to get a Bombchu bag
rather than Gamefaqs it, I pretty much gave up entirely on the game. Which is a shame, because my favourite Zelda is Wind Waker and this one, while nothing like it, is technically a sequel
Prince of Persia: The Fallen King for DS. It is truly the worst game I have ever played. An action/platformer controlled only through the touch screen. Why? There are six buttons and a D-pad on the DS! Why not use those!? 
...
I'm sorry, I can understand using the touch screen for magic but why use it for running, jumping, and fighting as well? It just makes the game fell scripted. Plus harden magic is almost impossible to use.
... I'm sorry, I can understand using the touch screen for magic but why use it for running, jumping, and fighting as well? It just makes the game fell scripted. Plus harden magic is almost impossible to use.
Hatsune Miku_old
umad broLaVolpe024 wrote:
Then why didn't you just say "I'm awful at Phantom Hourglass, therefore I hate it?"
It's supposed make you scratch your head, that's the goddamn challenge. If you were more practical and patient then you'd have enjoyed the game more. I bet (by the looks of it) that you gave up quite easily. As for the controls, they may not suit some but controls are never versatile enough to suit every player. And one more thing, you could change some controls to suit you. Take some time and look around. Not every game is as linear as you want it to be.
just because you like infuriating games doesn't mean i want to throw away 35 fucking dollars on a game that bored me and was frustrating after 3 hours
+1awp wrote:
I thought the controls for Phantom Hourglass were alright. I got as far as the Heavy Metal part of the game (which is a very misleading title which tends to set you up for disappointment if you're like me) and I got to a spot where I needed Bombchus
and I had no idea where to get a Bombchu bag
rather than Gamefaqs it, I pretty much gave up entirely on the game. Which is a shame, because my favourite Zelda is Wind Waker and this one, while nothing like it, is technically a sequel
I liked Wind Waker too.
The best EGA graphics out there :3GRaYstreetN wrote:
This game is gorgeous...
Hmm I recall Call of Duty 3 being rather terrible.
Can't recall why exactly, but that probably adds to how forgettable it was.
Can't recall why exactly, but that probably adds to how forgettable it was.
osu!
wait what
wait what
the worst ever gamedfuzz1987 wrote:
Mario is missing
ITS A DISGRACE TO MARIO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSHMDoR8BRA
+1
Pokemon Heart Gold and Soulsilver.
New Pokemon games will never take away my love for 8-bit goodness.
New Pokemon games will never take away my love for 8-bit goodness.
Every single TV show video game in existence.
Or, if you don't fly with that:
-The new Spyro games
-The new Crach Bandicoot games
And my Least-favorite:
"RS: Riding Spirits"
Worst copy of Gran Turismo I have EVER, EVER seen. Stupid control of a motorbike with crappy menus and confusing instructions makes this game SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOterrible awful GOD DAMN HORRIBLE!
Or, if you don't fly with that:
-The new Spyro games
-The new Crach Bandicoot games
And my Least-favorite:
"RS: Riding Spirits"
Worst copy of Gran Turismo I have EVER, EVER seen. Stupid control of a motorbike with crappy menus and confusing instructions makes this game SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also, I am going to say Superman 64. I actually played that game a lot. The last thing I remember before I slipped into insanity was some mission where I had to escort Lois Lane out of a factory. At set intervals, we would be jumped by a bunch of thugs or robots or something. I can't remember. All I remember is the way I had to protect Lois was to freeze her with my ice breath into a giant block of ice so the thugs could not punch her, and then proceed to beat them in a horribly clunky manner. I had to do this over and over for God knows how long. Then as soon as she thawed out, 50 guys would come out of nowhere and punch her to death.Ivalset wrote:
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
All I remember of that game is flying through rings for about half an hour at a time and delaying Lois's death by forcing hypothermia upon her.
In the end, I did what Superman usually does to solve all his problems. I threw the game into the fucking sun.
If it hasn't been mentioned yet, that gameshow with Howie Mandell where you arbitrarily select ah! Deal or No Deal, that's what it's called.
Due to a bug in the source code, the game always selects the same seed value in its randomization. What this means is, every time you boot the game up, the winning briefcase is always in the same location on the first round. I'm not sure if subsequent rounds are properly pseudo-random (it would make sense if it seeds off execution time, but hey, it could be another bug!) but that one offence is bad enough.
Also anyone who is willing to pay money for a pseudo-random number generator disguised as a "game" where you arbitrarily pick cells of numbers with no possibility of strategy damn well deserves a broken pseudo-random number generator.
Due to a bug in the source code, the game always selects the same seed value in its randomization. What this means is, every time you boot the game up, the winning briefcase is always in the same location on the first round. I'm not sure if subsequent rounds are properly pseudo-random (it would make sense if it seeds off execution time, but hey, it could be another bug!) but that one offence is bad enough.
Also anyone who is willing to pay money for a pseudo-random number generator disguised as a "game" where you arbitrarily pick cells of numbers with no possibility of strategy damn well deserves a broken pseudo-random number generator.
Adding LotR: Conquest on the PS3.
Generic hack and slash with poor (poor is a gross understatement) AI and no semblance of balance makes for a very bad game.
Though what makes it the worst instead of just bad is the fact that the announcer alone makes me want to hit the wall. With my head.
Generic hack and slash with poor (poor is a gross understatement) AI and no semblance of balance makes for a very bad game.
Though what makes it the worst instead of just bad is the fact that the announcer alone makes me want to hit the wall. With my head.
Reminds me of Pokémon Emerald! Technically it seeded from execution time but this wasn't nearly enough if you were obsessed with shinies/high IVs/whatever. Squadrons of nerds obsessed with spoiling the game for others came up with methods of using a stopwatch to guarantee getting a poke with certain stats. They've been attacking the higher quality RNGs on the DS games ever since.awp wrote:
If it hasn't been mentioned yet,that gameshow with Howie Mandell where you arbitrarily selectah! Deal or No Deal, that's what it's called.
Due to a bug in the source code, the game always selects the same seed value in its randomization. What this means is, every time you boot the game up, the winning briefcase is always in the same location on the first round. I'm not sure if subsequent rounds are properly pseudo-random (it would make sense if it seeds off execution time, but hey, it could be another bug!) but that one offence is bad enough.
Also anyone who is willing to pay money for a pseudo-random number generator disguised as a "game" where you arbitrarily pick cells of numbers with no possibility of strategy damn well deserves a broken pseudo-random number generator.
reload on wii , this game is too easy get bored , bad rock music and you only can do is shoot the targets . i prefer play the house of dead 2+3 and overkill .
fifa 97 on gameboy, also all CD-I games and more recently, the test drive unlimited 2 beta was just horrible.
Platformers only suck if you aren't any good at it.Neo@lex wrote:
Earthbound, Super Metroid and pretty much every Megaman platformer.
hataz be hatin'Neo@lex wrote:
Super Metroid
It's between Mega Man 64 , Wave Race 64 or the Extreme-G series.
They disappoint me by putting poor ol' Mega in 3D form, and with bad camera angles.
Wave Race 64 gets VERY boring even in the hardest difficulty.
and the Extreme-G series is "Road Rash meets F-Zero & Moto GP" Bleeh.
They disappoint me by putting poor ol' Mega in 3D form, and with bad camera angles.
Wave Race 64 gets VERY boring even in the hardest difficulty.
and the Extreme-G series is "Road Rash meets F-Zero & Moto GP" Bleeh.
Blade Kitten, I don't know why I bought it but Steam tells me I played it for 20 minutes, and I remember being very annoyed and bored after I quit playing.
There has been an amazingly terrible Game Boy COLOR installment of the Commander Keen series.
it was terrible in a bad sense.
it was terrible in a bad sense.
omg looks epic. I was never aware this existed
"I'd rather drink diarrhea sauce than play this game. I'd rather have mecha godzilla take a mecha dump on my ear while simultaneously eating the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. This game isn't just a piece of shit, its a whole shit. That's what you get for reaching into the dark depths of the NES library. You might as well be reaching into a dog's asshole...'cuz all you're going to find is shit. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!?!!?"
-the angry video game nerd
my least favorite game is plumbers don't wear ties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI
-the angry video game nerd
my least favorite game is plumbers don't wear ties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI
wait you've played that?mathexpert9981 wrote:
my least favorite game is plumbers don't wear ties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI
I was going to say Superman 64, but noticed i'm not the only one that had to deal with the horrors of wasted video game budget... no.... wasting time in our lives trying to figure out what the hell to do in poorly made levels.
it is..
pokemon crazy hits in ps1...
i just lost my precious money and 10minutes of my life for that game
pokemon crazy hits in ps1...
i just lost my precious money and 10minutes of my life for that game
DDR Mario Mix, Digimon World 4, and any Spyro game. They are all equally bad to me.
Post Ps1, right? Cause how could you hate the original trilogy? Just, how?ddrXero64 wrote:
and any Spyro game
after I saw the avgn review I got it on an emulator I had to try it. Its not really a game imo, though.awp wrote:
wait you've played that?mathexpert9981 wrote:
my least favorite game is plumbers don't wear ties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI
Switchfoot221
Lord of Arcana [PSP]
Do NOT play this game..... trust me on this.
Friggin Drake Shades everywhere on every mission >.>
not only that, the graphics are bad and the game play is repetitive with the same boring monsters
I'd rate this game a 1/10.....
Time to complete a mission: somewhere around 1hr
Time to kill one Drake Shade if you even manage to survive: about 45 minutes
Total Drake Shades on a map: about 4 or so
Do NOT play this game..... trust me on this.
Friggin Drake Shades everywhere on every mission >.>
not only that, the graphics are bad and the game play is repetitive with the same boring monsters
I'd rate this game a 1/10.....
Time to complete a mission: somewhere around 1hr
Time to kill one Drake Shade if you even manage to survive: about 45 minutes
Total Drake Shades on a map: about 4 or so
atari 2600 with a bunch of games, gave the thing away, because all those games sucked.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Terrible, repetitive gameplay, and crappy camera angles. Only got it because it came free with Halo 3.
Terrible, repetitive gameplay, and crappy camera angles. Only got it because it came free with Halo 3.
ARE YOU MAD MAN? FINAL FANTASY 7 WAS AWESOME!RL Link wrote:
Final Fantasy 7
*finishes rant*
E.T. for the Atari.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2o3mlg5AxQ
Topic Starter
u mad, fanboy? FFVII was not good; terribly unrelatable characters, nonsense story with forced drama, summons took too long, and it has not aged well at all. Materia was the best thing about that game.Ahegaokin wrote:
ARE YOU MAD MAN? FINAL FANTASY 7 WAS AWESOME!RL Link wrote:
Final Fantasy 7
*finishes rant*
Worst FF will always be II, though.
Smurf: Rescue in Gargamel's Castle
Your greatest challenge: A hurdle.
Your greatest challenge: A hurdle.
In all honesty, I've played quite a bit of shitty games in my time, but the one that just stunk the most was Bart Simpson Vs. the World for the NES. It was the same song throughout the game, the jump physics were terrible, Bart bought his shoes from the same store as Luigi (I.E. there was little to no traction), and the story made about as much sense as LSD for the PS1.
I like how LSD is clearly explained and was accompanied by a book with explanations in English.
Big rigs: Over the Road Racing D:
I haven't played many bad games. I must be spoiled. I scour my mind and I can only recall games I would actually recommend to people.
However,
However,
That's the only game in the series between 1-11 that I haven't beaten. I just can't do it.Mogsworth wrote:
Worst FF will always be II, though.
One of the worst games ever rated. 03.XX%. No physics at all, you can climb up the mountains without losing any mph, you are stuck on the floor whatever happens, and the win rate is 100% because the trucks stop before the finish line. I saw a vid like 4 hours ago.Doddo wrote:
Big rigs: Over the Road Racing D:
are you crazy? Big Rigs was hilarious for like 15 solid minutes. There were secret controls tucked into the game that the developers forgot to disable (granted the released product is a debug build). There's no terminal velocity when going in reverse so you can accelerate to speeds in excess of 1000000 km/h and do so even quicker by using the secret handbrake button (spacebar iirc). From there you could teleport around the map._Gezo_ wrote:
One of the worst games ever rated. 03.XX%. No physics at all, you can climb up the mountains without losing any mph, you are stuck on the floor whatever happens, and the win rate is 100% because the trucks stop before the finish line. I saw a vid like 4 hours ago.Doddo wrote:
Big rigs: Over the Road Racing D:
that game had me laughing so much
awp wrote:
are you crazy? Big Rigs was hilarious for like 15 solid minutes. There were secret controls tucked into the game that the developers forgot to disable (granted the released product is a debug build). There's no terminal velocity when going in reverse so you can accelerate to speeds in excess of 1000000 km/h and do so even quicker by using the secret handbrake button (spacebar iirc). From there you could teleport around the map.
that game had me laughing so much
And that is that.
that was written by a 12 year old by the looks of it
Judging by the lack of punctuation and simplistic sentence structure, I'd say you are correct.
I have this owoPierate wrote:
Also it doesn't seem to run properly on my comp I wanted to break the speed of light in reverse
Alexandra Ledermann 4.
try this game instead http://www.germantrucksimulator.com/ or this http://www.eurotrucksimulator.com/_Gezo_ wrote:
I have this owoPierate wrote:
Also it doesn't seem to run properly on my comp I wanted to break the speed of light in reverse
and they are developing this atm http://blog.scssoft.com/2011/02/working ... movie.html
big rigs is actually a very stimulating truck racing experience.
i for one enjoy it and play it daily.
i for one enjoy it and play it daily.
Oh god Big Rigs, I forgot all about that game... and I use the term game loosely.
dr jekyl and mr. hyde (nes).my work heres done.
That game has seriously deep undertones.pikachublue wrote:
dr jekyl and mr. hyde (nes).my work heres done.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.
So much hype. So much childish hype. Then, so much CRUSHING letdown.
So much hype. So much childish hype. Then, so much CRUSHING letdown.
Honestly, the game may be bad, but I don't think it deserves all the hate. There are much worse games in the world and the only reason why this one gets so much attention is because "OMG it's SONIC!"JordanFreeman wrote:
Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.
So much hype. So much childish hype. Then, so much CRUSHING letdown.
Let's see some more games he hasn't done.Vext wrote:
hurrdurr i watch AVGNpikachublue wrote:
hurrdurr i watch AVGN
Also, I really dislike Shadow of the Colossus and Monster Hunter.
Certainly not "worst game" material, but the games are made out to be with the best and frankly I don't enjoy them one bit.
Blasphemy, this is my second favorite game of all time.Pokebis wrote:
Also, I really dislike Shadow of the Colossus
Good for you, now stop trying to tell people their opinions are wrong.Vext wrote:
Blasphemy, this is my second favorite game of all time.Pokebis wrote:
Also, I really dislike Shadow of the Colossus
And btw, I can actually understand why someone wouldn't like Shadow of the Colossus, perhaps you should think about such things before you post stupid things.
as far as I'm concerned, Shadows of the Colossus is good, but it gets worse the farther you get into it
because it takes slightly longer to get to the bosses.
The game made no effort to draw me into the world at all, so I've got no reason to admire the scenery or any subtle sort of "lore" or history found in its design. I just want to climb and stab really big things, and it takes longer and longer to get to that part through each iteration.
because it takes slightly longer to get to the bosses.
The game made no effort to draw me into the world at all, so I've got no reason to admire the scenery or any subtle sort of "lore" or history found in its design. I just want to climb and stab really big things, and it takes longer and longer to get to that part through each iteration.
I quit playing after my horse flipped upside down.
No.rust45 wrote:
perhaps you should think about such things before you post stupid things.
Transformers on the Famicom. I tried it on an emulator just to see how bad it was.
It was bad.
It was bad.
World of Warcraft, except I didn't play it lol! I got to the character creation screen and saw how ugly all the designs were.
Exit game, Uninstall.
Exit game, Uninstall.
Except I uninstalled it 2 times, addicting? LMFAO so boring.Miisael wrote:
World of Warcraft, except I didn't play it lol! I got to the character creation screen and saw how ugly all the designs were.
Exit game, Uninstall.
XD NiceFiro Prochainezo wrote:
I stopped reading here.Shootinglight wrote:
Any arcade game from the 1980s.
In my opinion i would say Minecraft and World of Warcraft.. especially WoW..it's SOO boring i played at my friends place for a while and i wanted my minutes back that i wasted on that game and for minecraft.. seriously what did the creators smoke to create that abomination <.<
Topic Starter
Minecraft's about as good as the effort you actually put into it.
No, no. It's much worse than that.
The funny thing is a long time ago I was diagnosed with Aspergers (by a 4reel doctor), but I find Minecraft to be incredibly boring. I had more fun in create mode a long time ago.
The funny thing is a long time ago I was diagnosed with Aspergers (by a 4reel doctor), but I find Minecraft to be incredibly boring. I had more fun in create mode a long time ago.
Pokebis too cool for everything.
I am agree, it is not the best, but not the worst game and it's KH so it will never be the worst. Anyway, I'm think all Fifa and Formula game suck. I hate them all.Nexus Reaper wrote:
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2.
Boring shit.
Winter Games (NES)
I didn't understand that game AT ALL.
I just felt it was just pushing buttons randomly.
I didn't understand that game AT ALL.
I just felt it was just pushing buttons randomly.
OMG! I am laughing but I'm understand your problem. I got the same with one of my games, but I don't remember what is the game title and I'm sell it already. -_-Micaela Mousiki wrote:
Winter Games (NES)
I didn't understand that game AT ALL.
I just felt it was just pushing buttons randomly.
Haha! ^^ Even my twin brother (Who happens to play better at games) didn't understand the game too xDDShauni8 wrote:
OMG! I am laughing but I'm understand your problem. I got the same with one of my games, but I don't remember what is the game title and I'm sell it already. -_-Micaela Mousiki wrote:
Winter Games (NES)
I didn't understand that game AT ALL.
I just felt it was just pushing buttons randomly.
Ah, I hate when I forget game titles DX
Quantum Theory (360)
Oh I forgot about this one:
Mario is missing
Another game I never knew how to clear it ¬¬
Plus, it was kind of boring and I didn't learn anything at all (From what I heard, it was supposed to be educational)
Mario is missing
Another game I never knew how to clear it ¬¬
Plus, it was kind of boring and I didn't learn anything at all (From what I heard, it was supposed to be educational)
rust45 wrote:
Honestly, the game may be bad, but I don't think it deserves all the hate. There are much worse games in the world and the only reason why this one gets so much attention is because "OMG it's SONIC!"JordanFreeman wrote:
Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.
So much hype. So much childish hype. Then, so much CRUSHING letdown.
Wow...That sucks, alot. D:Wojjan wrote:
I was see some glitch before but this video gives the perfect picture. So this game was really the best sh*t.