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Clashway
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Clashway

Ivalset wrote:

There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
Also, I am going to say Superman 64. I actually played that game a lot. The last thing I remember before I slipped into insanity was some mission where I had to escort Lois Lane out of a factory. At set intervals, we would be jumped by a bunch of thugs or robots or something. I can't remember. All I remember is the way I had to protect Lois was to freeze her with my ice breath into a giant block of ice so the thugs could not punch her, and then proceed to beat them in a horribly clunky manner. I had to do this over and over for God knows how long. Then as soon as she thawed out, 50 guys would come out of nowhere and punch her to death.

All I remember of that game is flying through rings for about half an hour at a time and delaying Lois's death by forcing hypothermia upon her.

In the end, I did what Superman usually does to solve all his problems. I threw the game into the fucking sun.
DaceGiga
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Toy Story on the gameboy color. :/ Holy shit.
awp
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If it hasn't been mentioned yet, that gameshow with Howie Mandell where you arbitrarily select ah! Deal or No Deal, that's what it's called.

Due to a bug in the source code, the game always selects the same seed value in its randomization. What this means is, every time you boot the game up, the winning briefcase is always in the same location on the first round. I'm not sure if subsequent rounds are properly pseudo-random (it would make sense if it seeds off execution time, but hey, it could be another bug!) but that one offence is bad enough.

Also anyone who is willing to pay money for a pseudo-random number generator disguised as a "game" where you arbitrarily pick cells of numbers with no possibility of strategy damn well deserves a broken pseudo-random number generator.
Rantai
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Adding LotR: Conquest on the PS3.

Generic hack and slash with poor (poor is a gross understatement) AI and no semblance of balance makes for a very bad game.

Though what makes it the worst instead of just bad is the fact that the announcer alone makes me want to hit the wall. With my head.
mm201
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awp wrote:

If it hasn't been mentioned yet, that gameshow with Howie Mandell where you arbitrarily select ah! Deal or No Deal, that's what it's called.

Due to a bug in the source code, the game always selects the same seed value in its randomization. What this means is, every time you boot the game up, the winning briefcase is always in the same location on the first round. I'm not sure if subsequent rounds are properly pseudo-random (it would make sense if it seeds off execution time, but hey, it could be another bug!) but that one offence is bad enough.

Also anyone who is willing to pay money for a pseudo-random number generator disguised as a "game" where you arbitrarily pick cells of numbers with no possibility of strategy damn well deserves a broken pseudo-random number generator.
Reminds me of Pokémon Emerald! Technically it seeded from execution time but this wasn't nearly enough if you were obsessed with shinies/high IVs/whatever. Squadrons of nerds obsessed with spoiling the game for others came up with methods of using a stopwatch to guarantee getting a poke with certain stats. They've been attacking the higher quality RNGs on the DS games ever since.
SHADOWthe852
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Joined October 2010
SHADOWthe852
reload on wii , this game is too easy get bored , bad rock music and you only can do is shoot the targets . i prefer play the house of dead 2+3 and overkill .
laport
1,240 posts
Joined June 2010
laport
fifa 97 on gameboy, also all CD-I games and more recently, the test drive unlimited 2 beta was just horrible.
crash ex
2 posts
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crash ex
sonic 06
[DG2L]YungYeezy
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[DG2L]YungYeezy

Neo@lex wrote:

Earthbound, Super Metroid and pretty much every Megaman platformer.
Platformers only suck if you aren't any good at it.
mm201
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Neo@lex wrote:

Super Metroid
hataz be hatin'
Crimmi
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Crimmi
It's between Mega Man 64 , Wave Race 64 or the Extreme-G series.

They disappoint me by putting poor ol' Mega in 3D form, and with bad camera angles.

Wave Race 64 gets VERY boring even in the hardest difficulty.

and the Extreme-G series is "Road Rash meets F-Zero & Moto GP" Bleeh.
Kanade_old
64 posts
Joined January 2011
Kanade_old
Blade Kitten, I don't know why I bought it but Steam tells me I played it for 20 minutes, and I remember being very annoyed and bored after I quit playing.
Wojjan
806 posts
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Wojjan
There has been an amazingly terrible Game Boy COLOR installment of the Commander Keen series.

it was terrible in a bad sense.
mm201
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omg looks epic. I was never aware this existed
mathexpert
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mathexpert
"I'd rather drink diarrhea sauce than play this game. I'd rather have mecha godzilla take a mecha dump on my ear while simultaneously eating the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. This game isn't just a piece of shit, its a whole shit. That's what you get for reaching into the dark depths of the NES library. You might as well be reaching into a dog's asshole...'cuz all you're going to find is shit. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!?!!?"
-the angry video game nerd

my least favorite game is plumbers don't wear ties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI
awp
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mathexpert9981 wrote:

my least favorite game is plumbers don't wear ties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI
wait you've played that?
whymeman
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I was going to say Superman 64, but noticed i'm not the only one that had to deal with the horrors of wasted video game budget... no.... wasting time in our lives trying to figure out what the hell to do in poorly made levels.
Maliciousness_old
50 posts
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Maliciousness_old
it is..
pokemon crazy hits in ps1...
i just lost my precious money and 10minutes of my life for that game
ddrXero64
96 posts
Joined May 2011
ddrXero64
DDR Mario Mix, Digimon World 4, and any Spyro game. They are all equally bad to me.
WhoAteFred
20 posts
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WhoAteFred

ddrXero64 wrote:

and any Spyro game
Post Ps1, right? Cause how could you hate the original trilogy? Just, how?
mathexpert
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mathexpert

awp wrote:

mathexpert9981 wrote:

my least favorite game is plumbers don't wear ties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI
wait you've played that?
after I saw the avgn review I got it on an emulator I had to try it. Its not really a game imo, though.
Switchfoot221
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I would say... Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (2003)
Trust me....That game is SO not finished !
ThunderTopaz
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ThunderTopaz
Lord of Arcana [PSP]
Do NOT play this game..... trust me on this.
Friggin Drake Shades everywhere on every mission >.>
not only that, the graphics are bad and the game play is repetitive with the same boring monsters
I'd rate this game a 1/10.....

Time to complete a mission: somewhere around 1hr
Time to kill one Drake Shade if you even manage to survive: about 45 minutes
Total Drake Shades on a map: about 4 or so
Haseo_old
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Haseo_old
E.T. for Atari. Nuff' said.
laport
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laport
atari 2600 with a bunch of games, gave the thing away, because all those games sucked.
Armaggedon25
2 posts
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Armaggedon25
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Terrible, repetitive gameplay, and crappy camera angles. Only got it because it came free with Halo 3.
Haseo_old
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Haseo_old

RL Link wrote:

Final Fantasy 7
ARE YOU MAD MAN? FINAL FANTASY 7 WAS AWESOME!
*finishes rant*

E.T. for the Atari.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2o3mlg5AxQ
hitty40
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hitty40
Any CoD game. Ever.
Mogsy
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Ahegaokin wrote:

RL Link wrote:

Final Fantasy 7
ARE YOU MAD MAN? FINAL FANTASY 7 WAS AWESOME!
*finishes rant*
u mad, fanboy? FFVII was not good; terribly unrelatable characters, nonsense story with forced drama, summons took too long, and it has not aged well at all. Materia was the best thing about that game.

Worst FF will always be II, though.
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[YllwRice]
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[YllwRice]
Smurf: Rescue in Gargamel's Castle

Your greatest challenge: A hurdle.


Esupanitix
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Esupanitix
In all honesty, I've played quite a bit of shitty games in my time, but the one that just stunk the most was Bart Simpson Vs. the World for the NES. It was the same song throughout the game, the jump physics were terrible, Bart bought his shoes from the same store as Luigi (I.E. there was little to no traction), and the story made about as much sense as LSD for the PS1.
Pokebis
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Pokebis
I like how LSD is clearly explained and was accompanied by a book with explanations in English.
Jordan
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Jordan
Big rigs: Over the Road Racing D:
Xiao_old
292 posts
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Xiao_old
I haven't played many bad games. I must be spoiled. I scour my mind and I can only recall games I would actually recommend to people.

However,

Mogsworth wrote:

Worst FF will always be II, though.
That's the only game in the series between 1-11 that I haven't beaten. I just can't do it.
Yuzeyun
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Doddo wrote:

Big rigs: Over the Road Racing D:
One of the worst games ever rated. 03.XX%. No physics at all, you can climb up the mountains without losing any mph, you are stuck on the floor whatever happens, and the win rate is 100% because the trucks stop before the finish line. I saw a vid like 4 hours ago.
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_Gezo_ wrote:

Doddo wrote:

Big rigs: Over the Road Racing D:
One of the worst games ever rated. 03.XX%. No physics at all, you can climb up the mountains without losing any mph, you are stuck on the floor whatever happens, and the win rate is 100% because the trucks stop before the finish line. I saw a vid like 4 hours ago.
are you crazy? Big Rigs was hilarious for like 15 solid minutes. There were secret controls tucked into the game that the developers forgot to disable (granted the released product is a debug build). There's no terminal velocity when going in reverse so you can accelerate to speeds in excess of 1000000 km/h and do so even quicker by using the secret handbrake button (spacebar iirc). From there you could teleport around the map.

that game had me laughing so much
[YllwRice]
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awp wrote:

are you crazy? Big Rigs was hilarious for like 15 solid minutes. There were secret controls tucked into the game that the developers forgot to disable (granted the released product is a debug build). There's no terminal velocity when going in reverse so you can accelerate to speeds in excess of 1000000 km/h and do so even quicker by using the secret handbrake button (spacebar iirc). From there you could teleport around the map.

that game had me laughing so much


And that is that.
awp
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that was written by a 12 year old by the looks of it
Azure_Kite
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Judging by the lack of punctuation and simplistic sentence structure, I'd say you are correct.
Yuzeyun
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Yuzeyun

Pierate wrote:

I have this owo



Also it doesn't seem to run properly on my comp I wanted to break the speed of light in reverse
Fight69
1,639 posts
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Fight69
Alexandra Ledermann 4.
laport
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laport

_Gezo_ wrote:

Pierate wrote:

I have this owo



Also it doesn't seem to run properly on my comp I wanted to break the speed of light in reverse
try this game instead http://www.germantrucksimulator.com/ or this http://www.eurotrucksimulator.com/

and they are developing this atm http://blog.scssoft.com/2011/02/working ... movie.html
Sander-Don
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Sander-Don
big rigs is actually a very stimulating truck racing experience.
i for one enjoy it and play it daily.
Vext_old
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Vext_old
Oh god Big Rigs, I forgot all about that game... and I use the term game loosely.
NElectron
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NElectron
Worst Game I've played? Superman 64. period
pikachublue
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pikachublue
dr jekyl and mr. hyde (nes).my work heres done.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

pikachublue wrote:

dr jekyl and mr. hyde (nes).my work heres done.
That game has seriously deep undertones.
JordanFreeman
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JordanFreeman
Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.

So much hype. So much childish hype. Then, so much CRUSHING letdown.
rust45
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JordanFreeman wrote:

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.

So much hype. So much childish hype. Then, so much CRUSHING letdown.
Honestly, the game may be bad, but I don't think it deserves all the hate. There are much worse games in the world and the only reason why this one gets so much attention is because "OMG it's SONIC!"
Pokebis
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Vext wrote:

pikachublue wrote:

hurrdurr i watch AVGN
hurrdurr i watch AVGN
Let's see some more games he hasn't done.

Also, I really dislike Shadow of the Colossus and Monster Hunter.
Certainly not "worst game" material, but the games are made out to be with the best and frankly I don't enjoy them one bit.
Vext_old
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Pokebis wrote:

Also, I really dislike Shadow of the Colossus
Blasphemy, this is my second favorite game of all time.
07 Ghost
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07 Ghost
Superman 64 is hell.
rust45
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Vext wrote:

Pokebis wrote:

Also, I really dislike Shadow of the Colossus
Blasphemy, this is my second favorite game of all time.
Good for you, now stop trying to tell people their opinions are wrong.
And btw, I can actually understand why someone wouldn't like Shadow of the Colossus, perhaps you should think about such things before you post stupid things.
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as far as I'm concerned, Shadows of the Colossus is good, but it gets worse the farther you get into it

because it takes slightly longer to get to the bosses.

The game made no effort to draw me into the world at all, so I've got no reason to admire the scenery or any subtle sort of "lore" or history found in its design. I just want to climb and stab really big things, and it takes longer and longer to get to that part through each iteration.
Pokebis
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Pokebis
I quit playing after my horse flipped upside down.
Vext_old
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rust45 wrote:

perhaps you should think about such things before you post stupid things.
No.
Cyclohexane
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Transformers on the Famicom. I tried it on an emulator just to see how bad it was.

It was bad.
Miisael_old
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World of Warcraft, except I didn't play it lol! I got to the character creation screen and saw how ugly all the designs were.
Exit game, Uninstall.
hinamizawan
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Miisael wrote:

World of Warcraft, except I didn't play it lol! I got to the character creation screen and saw how ugly all the designs were.
Exit game, Uninstall.
Except I uninstalled it 2 times, addicting? LMFAO so boring.
f e a r
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f e a r
Sacred 2.. /facepalm
Shota
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Shota

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

Shootinglight wrote:

Any arcade game from the 1980s.
I stopped reading here.
XD Nice
Hiryuu_old
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In my opinion i would say Minecraft and World of Warcraft.. especially WoW..it's SOO boring i played at my friends place for a while and i wanted my minutes back that i wasted on that game and for minecraft.. seriously what did the creators smoke to create that abomination <.<
Mogsy
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Minecraft's about as good as the effort you actually put into it.
Pokebis
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No, no. It's much worse than that.
The funny thing is a long time ago I was diagnosed with Aspergers (by a 4reel doctor), but I find Minecraft to be incredibly boring. I had more fun in create mode a long time ago.
adam2046
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adam2046
Pokebis too cool for everything.
Kurokami
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Nexus Reaper wrote:

Kingdom Hearts: 358/2.
Boring shit.
I am agree, it is not the best, but not the worst game and it's KH so it will never be the worst. Anyway, I'm think all Fifa and Formula game suck. I hate them all.
Micaela Mousiki
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Micaela Mousiki
Winter Games (NES)

I didn't understand that game AT ALL.
I just felt it was just pushing buttons randomly.
Kurokami
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Micaela Mousiki wrote:

Winter Games (NES)

I didn't understand that game AT ALL.
I just felt it was just pushing buttons randomly.
OMG! I am laughing but I'm understand your problem. I got the same with one of my games, but I don't remember what is the game title and I'm sell it already. -_-
Micaela Mousiki
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Shauni8 wrote:

Micaela Mousiki wrote:

Winter Games (NES)

I didn't understand that game AT ALL.
I just felt it was just pushing buttons randomly.
OMG! I am laughing but I'm understand your problem. I got the same with one of my games, but I don't remember what is the game title and I'm sell it already. -_-
Haha! ^^ Even my twin brother (Who happens to play better at games) didn't understand the game too xDD
Ah, I hate when I forget game titles DX
Vext_old
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I still hate the Forza games.
AzureKikinak
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AzureKikinak
Quantum Theory (360)
Micaela Mousiki
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Micaela Mousiki
Oh I forgot about this one:
Mario is missing

Another game I never knew how to clear it ¬¬
Plus, it was kind of boring and I didn't learn anything at all (From what I heard, it was supposed to be educational)
Wojjan
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rust45 wrote:

JordanFreeman wrote:

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.

So much hype. So much childish hype. Then, so much CRUSHING letdown.
Honestly, the game may be bad, but I don't think it deserves all the hate. There are much worse games in the world and the only reason why this one gets so much attention is because "OMG it's SONIC!"
Micaela Mousiki
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Wojjan wrote:

Wow...That sucks, alot. D:
Kurokami
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I was see some glitch before but this video gives the perfect picture. So this game was really the best sh*t. :D
Haseo_old
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World of Warcraft is a waste of money and time.
Kurokami
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Haseo wrote:

World of Warcraft is a waste of money and time.
You are the man. :D So true and I hate that game. X_X
rust45
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The Pokemon Dream World.

I used to use it all the time so I could try to get some of the awesome Pokemon you can get off of there. But it has so much crap about it that makes it painful to log on to do the stuff you need to do to get the awesome Pokemon. The only reason why I would go onto dream world now is if I find out they release something really useful for the actual games.
Reoreo123_old
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Build-a-bear workshop v . v
RageTH
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Minecraft.
inb4 1 page of cursing rage
JulyXC
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JulyXC
Mario, everyone seems to like it but i find it really boring.
Hyguys
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league of legends
everyone seems to like it but i find it really boring.
^
Cloudy
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Cloudy
I remember spending hours back in the day trying to get Battlecruiser3K to run for five minutes without crashing for no reason.
XK2238
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XK2238
Digimon World 4.

Unnecessary respawns anytime I return to a previously visited room.
Rick--
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counter 7
i don't know how my friend like this pathetic game...
hoihoisoi
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hoihoisoi
Runescape

Played it for 5 mins, and then I never returned. A lot of my friends use to play that game back in the day.
Haseo_old
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XK2238 wrote:

Digimon World 4.
DW4 was great in my opinion, but the leveling and Digivolving curve was horrendous. I already got ClavisAngemon and Beelzemon with Dorumon, but I gave my disc to a friend, since I borrowed it from her.
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I haven't played it yet, but after watching hours of Desert Bus (Sega CD), I'm tempted to say that's one of the most boring games ever made.

An HD remake was very recently released on the mobile platform (iOS and Android) and I'm kind of curious to give it a spin

For those not familiar with Desert Bus, I'll give an explanation of it:

You drive a coach bus from Tuscon to Las Vegas and back. Your bus caps at 45mph, and the journey takes roughly 8 hours to complete, one way. Each time you reach a destination you receive a point.

The road is perfectly straight and there is no traffic. The challenge of the game, however, lies in the fact that the wheel doesn't rest at a neutral heading and has a slight list to the right, so if you don't correct the wheel every few seconds or so, the bus will go off the road and crash. If you crash, you're towed back to the start in real time. So if you crashed six hours into the trip, it takes six more before you can start playing again.

If you stop the bus for long enough, it will over-heat and break down. Same towing rules apply.

The start button honks the horn. There is no pause button. To score a point, you must play this game for eight hours straight.
Two_old
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already posted something but I forget what

all I know is heroes of newerth is a contender
VisualInfinity
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VisualInfinity
S4 League... waste of lifetime.
Rii_old_1
Rii_old_1

this shit costed 50 euros and wasn't even fun D:
last time I bought something.
bomber34
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Deus Ex 2 - Invisible War
I hate this game ... it is horrible
Salvage
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world of warcraft by far
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Two_old
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VisualInfinity wrote:

S4 League... waste of lifetime.
you troll
Pokebis
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I didn't really like S4 either. The game was meh and the net code was utter balls.
Ivalset
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That's because you were bad at it.
Pokebis
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Nope.
Haseo_old
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Guujin wrote:

cardgamesonmotorcycles.jpg
Surely the worst YGO game out there. Duelist of Roses was decent in my opinion, but Over the Nexus was below decent (but still a favorite) because of the sleep-inducing lag the CPU makes during duels.
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Haseo wrote:

Guujin wrote:

cardgamesonmotorcycles.jpg
Surely the worst YGO game out there. Duelist of Roses was decent in my opinion, but Over the Nexus was below decent (but still a favorite) because of the sleep-inducing lag the CPU makes during duels.
you mean duelmonstersondwheels.png?

Hell I expected strategy from it, like doing duels while not trying to get your motorcycleD-Wheel crash, not like some ripoff mario kart D:
Well any YGO game is good when it haz duels in it.
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