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how does cookiezi play osu?

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yeahyeahyeahhh
Cookiezi uses his mind to move his tablet and click his keyboard with his telepathic power he picked up from the great monks in Shaolin Kung Fu which he traveled back in time to in 1969. He also fends off pirates from attacking helpless fishing villages.
AnFace
Sure
yeahyeahyeahhh
Hmm?

Faust
8 arms.

He only uses 2 for osu! though. He switches between his arms incase they get worn out.
yeahyeahyeahhh
Cookiezi's arms do not get worn out, they just don't feel like playing anymore.
Gon

AnFace wrote:

^
lkjl23
...
Wassaaaa
cookiezi apparently never checks the forum. I wonder if he is aware that he is god...
Verdisphena

AnFace wrote:

Hiyorin
Oh gosh AnFace I can't stop laughing :lol:
Soaprman
"2 and 3 had their whole lives ahead of them. And now they're just gone... completely gone. Something must be done about this menace."


"I saw Cookiezi headed for the right edge of the screen, so I hid on the left. I thought I would be safe. I was wrong. "


"Alright, everyone! Safety in numbers! He can't possibly take us all on!"
those

Soaprman wrote:

"Alright, everyone! Safety in numbers! He can't possibly take us all on!"
+1
lkjl23
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OzzyOzrock
with this hands

i think

sometimes
Sup A Noob
EDIT: Someone help me delete this post.
Sup A Noob
EDIT: Sometimes I wish I'd pay more attention to the words I'm reading.
Sup A Noob

Zetta wrote:

xXSupanoobXx wrote:

2) He trains his fingers with weights every morning after he wakes up.
Is this not troll cause if not, that is GODDAMN hilarious.
However very likely trolling on my part, it is definitely a possibility. We shouldn't rule it out. Or try it ourselves.

EDIT: If I can't delete my previous posts could someone help me? I mistook "Quote" for "Edit"
Void
I'm just going to say it.

Very carefully.
Waryas

ykcarrot wrote:

LOL
Sallad4ever
I bet there's something in those glasses that make him see objects in super slow motion
hinamizawan
Despite he looks like Nobita, I bet his fingers are quicker than Sonic's speed.
Zetta
Man, Cookiezi has one lucky sex pillow.
Shiro
I have never laughed so hard at a thread since I joined osu!.
Takuya

Odaril wrote:

I have never laughed so hard at a thread since I joined osu!.
eldnl
Cookiezi is overrated.
Hanyuu
offtopic forum? <<
KRZY
the beauty of osu forums
K i R a
Cookiezi is special. First he is korean. Asian people is better at games, you only need to see the ranking of all songs, japan, korean, chinese... But too is the time in the game, the learn and the habilities you have. Some people can do 300 bpm, other people like me only can do 160. You can train it, but there's a limit (and you can expand your limit if you practise all days with 200 bpm songs and more bpms and dt 150+ songs in hard or insane).

Cookiezi uses tablet and keyboard. He dont touch with the pencil, he have it in the air xD. Bamboo pen... and the best of the things (sometimes difficult): he haves fun with songs all time. Failing or not failing. ;)
Dr Loliberg

K i R a wrote:

Cookiezi is special. First he is korean. Asian people is better at games, you only need to see the ranking of all songs, japan, korean, chinese... But too is the time in the game, the learn and the habilities you have. Some people can do 300 bpm, other people like me only can do 160. You can train it, but there's a limit (and you can expand your limit if you practise all days with 200 bpm songs and more bpms and dt 150+ songs in hard or insane).

Cookiezi uses tablet and keyboard. He dont touch with the pencil, he have it in the air xD. Bamboo pen... and the best of the things (sometimes difficult): he haves fun with songs all time. Failing or not failing. ;)
being born in a certain region makes me inherently better? fuck yeah (wait I'm not really asian)

Anyways, many laughs were had in this thread.
K i R a
hahahaha. Really cool XD. Much people wants to be cookiezi *o*.

Say us your tricks, tips cookie *o*
yeahyeahyeahhh
cookiezi once beat chuck norris in a game of osu!
xsrsbsns

yeahyeahyeahhh wrote:

cookiezi once beat chuck norris in a game of osu!
How can he beat himself?
hinamizawan
Asians are unhuman. It's only that.
RhaiizoN

Dr Loliberg wrote:

K i R a wrote:

Cookiezi is special. First he is korean. Asian people is better at games, you only need to see the ranking of all songs, japan, korean, chinese... But too is the time in the game, the learn and the habilities you have. Some people can do 300 bpm, other people like me only can do 160. You can train it, but there's a limit (and you can expand your limit if you practise all days with 200 bpm songs and more bpms and dt 150+ songs in hard or insane).

Cookiezi uses tablet and keyboard. He dont touch with the pencil, he have it in the air xD. Bamboo pen... and the best of the things (sometimes difficult): he haves fun with songs all time. Failing or not failing. ;)
being born in a certain region makes me inherently better? fuck yeah (wait I'm not really asian)

Anyways, many laughs were had in this thread.
lol xD :lol:
Magicphoenix

Odaril wrote:

I have never laughed so hard at a thread since I joined osu!.
Canneh
I once beat Cookiezi.

In my dream.

Then I woke up, twice.
GladiOol
How many more bad cookiezi jokes will there come? \:D/
Canneh
*inb4 over 9000*

over 9000
hinamizawan

Odaril wrote:

I have never laughed so hard at a thread since I joined osu!.
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