Put a beard on it.
Duh.
Duh.
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The Awpventurer- All Aboard the Bandwagon
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Make it an awpbankkkk or maybe one of the vehicles? AWPTRAIN
(just draw a huge orange beard on it to begin with at least :v)
(just draw a huge orange beard on it to begin with at least :v)
Paint on it "I LOVE TODE"
Copy Tode's awp tattoo onto the pig's chest.
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You painted so much awpness that the piggy bank explosively transformed into a giant awpig! It's huge, muscular, and anatomically correct, to the dismay of all the mothers in the store with their children. It looks dangerous! What will you do?
(I just realized the censor bar is placed rather suggestively. The pig is not excited in that aspect, please ignore.)
Ask awpig for a piggyback ride
Jarby wrote:
Ask awpig for a piggyback ride
Keep staring at awpig's giant manhood.
+ 2 (total)Powerdrone wrote:
Jarby wrote:
Ask awpig for a piggyback ride
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You leap on the pig, ready to ride it into the horizon and--you break it. What did you think it was made out of? As you stare wistfully at a shard, dreaming of the adventures you two could have gone on, Tode glares at you for breaking her piggy bank and you feel someone else staring at you too.
Gingerly the shopkeeper sweeps away the shattered remains of the pig's giant manhood to throw in a furnace.
Ask awp for a piggyback ride.
Stare at awp's giant manhood.
Start spinning around.
SEPPUKU!
And offer to be Tode's Piggy Bank =)
And offer to be Tode's Piggy Bank =)
tode where are you cuddlebun
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You decide to settle the need for a piggy bank and devour all of Tode's quarters in one swoop. As Tode chokes on her disbelief, you hope she doesn't request those quarters back any time soon.
With that put aside, you are free to continue your day. What shall you do next?
Watch a sad movie somewhere. A very sad movie.
Go on a quest to find La Roux.