You've never really expressed interest in shopping with Tode but for some reason you feel like accompanying her today. You both head to the garage, where you can choose from the awpcopter or the awptrain--foulcoon does not allow anyone else to drive his Toyota Impala.
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bagnz0r wrote:
People like you prove me that people who don't have Asperger's syndrome are merely nothing but brainless zombies.
Sneak a cigar from the Emergency Garage Stash (number 3, since number 1 is for special occasions and number 2 is currently empty or misplaced), ensure the Bottomless Island Lighter is still working after having gone through the wash, and offer to go to the shops by foot. They're within walking distance and Tode looks like she could use the exercise. But don't mention that.
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Tode doesn't notice you staring at her ass as you try to figure out how much it's grown THIS time. You start walking down the sidewalk. Where would you like to go first?
Remember, Tode wants to go shopping for clothes, and she needs to buy groceries and another piggy bank.
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bagnz0r wrote:
People like you prove me that people who don't have Asperger's syndrome are merely nothing but brainless zombies.
Dear God why do so many different kinds of clothes exist and why does Tode insist on trying them all on? The sheer size of the bags you are now carrying would worry you if you had been using your own credit card.
Tode wants to get ice cream before you go get a piggy bank.
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bagnz0r wrote:
People like you prove me that people who don't have Asperger's syndrome are merely nothing but brainless zombies.
Ninjas are attacking the ice cream store! Or so it sounds--you still haven't taken the bandaid off your eye. It feels like someone is watching you unseen.
Tode sounds like she's about to cry if she doesn't get ice cream.
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bagnz0r wrote:
People like you prove me that people who don't have Asperger's syndrome are merely nothing but brainless zombies.
Leaving a crying Tode--maybe you were a little too harsh--you slaughter the ninjas. However as you stand covered in blood, you hear rustling and a scream, and you realize you missed one and now the last ninja is holding Tode hostage. There is still that niggling sensation that someone is lurking around watching the scene unfold.
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bagnz0r wrote:
People like you prove me that people who don't have Asperger's syndrome are merely nothing but brainless zombies.
Fist logic prevails! As Ival's punch sends the ninja flying into a coma, Tode rushes into her beloved awp's arms, mindless of his bloodsoaked chest and beard. You sense that Sinistro is no longer lurking--you lost another chance to catch him.
(xanek sinistro is not the ninja you stupid fucker)
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bagnz0r wrote:
People like you prove me that people who don't have Asperger's syndrome are merely nothing but brainless zombies.
You smear bubblegum ice cream on the bandaid--nothing happens. What did you expect? While Tode is busy enjoying her chocolate diet ice cream, you sneak off and come back with a giraffe--just for Tode! You tell her to consider it a going away to college present.
Hooray! You are now full of ice cream and can use the giraffe to carry the bags of clothes. GIRAFFE and SHOPPING BAGS have been added to your inventory, as well as SHURIKENS you looted from the dead bodies of the ninjas.
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bagnz0r wrote:
People like you prove me that people who don't have Asperger's syndrome are merely nothing but brainless zombies.
After the first two, Ival doesn't fall for the ice cream. He is not very pleased with you, and you find it wise to retreat with Tode and hurry on to the next store before he can show you more of his fist logic.
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bagnz0r wrote:
People like you prove me that people who don't have Asperger's syndrome are merely nothing but brainless zombies.
Yes, I get it, my profile doesn't show up to anyone but me. I don't understand it either, but surely there are better conversation topics than my lack of a viewable profile.
I color my greentexting green because I [REDACTED] feel like it.
LuigiHann foolishly set no spending limit on his card! hahahahaha oh he will regret that.
Tode leads you to a 'make-your-own-piggybank', which apparantly consists of you taking a white piggy bank and painting on it to your heart's desire. Your only desire to go get drunk but Tode is looking at you with those big blue eyes and you know that if you leave without painting her a piggy bank then her bitching will be unrelenting.
You went to university for this? What will you do?
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bagnz0r wrote:
People like you prove me that people who don't have Asperger's syndrome are merely nothing but brainless zombies.