6th July 2026, Monday, 7:45 AM.
Having paid a visit to Kirito—Kirigaya Kazuto, undergoing
treatment in the upper half of the main shaft, called the «upper
shaft», Yuuki Asuna had her breakfast at the eleventh deck’s
lounge with Koujiro Rinko, a researcher of fulldive technology.
She figured she had no room for complaints, seeing as she was
no guest on some luxurious passenger ship—or rather, she
would have been escorted to the detention barracks (though she
didn’t know if one existed) if not for the decision of Lieutenant
Colonel Kikuoka Seijirou, who supervised the project, but she had
no choice but to admit the buffet-style meal was fairly splendidly
done.
Rinko, who inserted a knife into a battered white fish on the
other side of the table, spoke as she stared hard at the crosssection.
“I wonder if this fish was caught from the Ocean Turtle?”
“Wh-Who knows…”
Having taken the same onto her dish, Asuna timidly brought a
small piece to her mouth. The tender white flesh shredded easily
yet kept its mellow texture when chewed. She had no doubt it
was reasonably fresh, but she had no idea if fish could actually be
caught by throwing a rod into these open seas.
Putting down the knife in her right hand, Asuna turned her
eyes towards the window on the left of the table while bringing
up her glass of iced tea. The calm ocean surface was pitch-black,
without a single fishing boat in sight, let alone fishes.
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Now that she thought about it, Asuna hadn’t heard anything
about the Ocean Turtle’s current location, aside from it being in
the «sea near the Izu islands». Even if it was around the Izu
islands, that was a long distance from north to south. If she
recalled right, even Hachijyou Island near the middle was almost
three hundred kilometers from Tokyo.
She could just start up a location application and display her
current location on the portable terminal she brought from
Tokyo if she could use it, but unfortunately, she didn’t have
permission to connect to the shipboard Wi-Fi due to security or
something. She could play the music files and such stored in the
local memory, so she felt lucky enough that it didn’t get
confiscated, but frustration certainly did accumulate when stuck
in a situation incapable of doing an «instant search whenever a
thought struck her». She didn’t feel this disgruntled back in SAO,
where she couldn’t even get a single piece of news from the real
world, let alone perform a search, though.
Gulping down her sigh along with the iced tea, Asuna thought
to refresh her mood.
She only got this irritated at not being able to use the internet
due to that lingering sensation that she wasn’t kept in the loop
enough.
Was the «project» Kikuoka Seijirou, Higa Takeru, and the rest
worked on truly limited to those details they explained
yesterday? Were there not still many concealed secrets hidden in
the experimental world, «Underworld»? Also—would Kazuto,
receiving treatment on the Soul TransLator number 4, awaken
when tomorrow comes as Nurse Aki Natsuki had said…?
No, putting the first two aside, she had to cast off her doubts
over the third. She could only believe entirely in it now. When
tomorrow—7th July comes, Kazuto’s damaged neural network
will have been regenerated and he will regain consciousness.
Asuna had no choice but to return to Tokyo via the helicopter
departing from the Ocean Turtle on the seventh’s evening, but
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there should be enough time to exchange some words. And the
time for Asuna to firmly embrace the body that protected her.
Having regained some of her spirit by imagining that moment,
Asuna continued eating while asking Rinko on the opposite side.
“Rinko-san, do you have any details on this ship’s current
location? I haven’t heard anything more than it being in the sea
near the Izu islands.
“…Now that you bring it up, I think I know as much as you…”
Having finished the battered fish, Rinko lightly tilted her head
and put her hand into the pocket of her white robe. She appeared
to be retrieving her portable terminal, but apparently recalled
that she couldn’t connect to the internet immediately after and
faintly frowned.
“Erm, I believe Higa-kun mentioned that we were a hundred
kilometers or two west of Mikura Island… or wait, was it Miyake
Island…”
While voicing out those vague information, Rinko turned her
eyes towards the window that was large for a ship. Asuna, too,
gazed upon the blue-black sea surface once again.
The morning sun shone in from the opposite window, so the
direction their two faces turned towards should be west. If the
Ocean Turtle truly was west of the Izu islands presently, neither
Mikura Island nor Miyako Island would be visible, much less
Honshuu…
A soft “Ah” escaped from Asuna who gazed at the ocean from
right to left with those thoughts in mind. She didn’t notice it
when she looked at the window earlier, but it was shining white
in the light from the morning sun. Something slender and manmade, floating in the distant sea—a ship. Grasping its scale was
difficult without anything to compare it to, but it appeared rather
large.
“Rinko-san, over there."

Asuna placed the knife before pointing, making Rinko squint
her eyes and nod.
“Oh, that’s a ship, isn’t it. Maybe the fishing vessel that caught
the fishes earlier…… or not, it seems…”
“Eh, it’s not?”
It’s much too large for a fishing vessel and its color is plain
too… besides, that’s an awfully lot of antennas.
Rinko left her seat and walked towards the window, so Asuna
went to her side. Her eyesight couldn’t be said to be bad, but the
faraway ship slowly swayed, blurring its details, perhaps due to
the vapor spraying off the sea surface. However, there certainly
was a great number of circular antennas installed on the mast
towering at the ship’s center. Very much similar to the large
antenna mast standing at the top of the Ocean Turtle, which
would be right above this lounge. The ship’s frame had a linear
design as well, so rather than a fishing vessel, it would be closer
to a transport ship, no, instead…
“A warship…?”
The moment Asuna muttered so, a somber voice rang out from
behind.
“That’s a Japanese vessel. Japan doesn’t own any warships.”
She turned back in sync with Rinko. The one who stood there
holding onto breakfast with both hands was a man in a pure
white uniform with short sleeves—Lieutenant Nakanishi.
“Morning, Nakanishi-san.”
“Good morning.”
When the pair greeted him, the tall Nakanishi conscientiously
placed his tray on a nearby table before bowing his upper body
and returning the greeting.
“Good morning, Professor Koujiro, Yuuki-san.”
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“A chance like this is rare, so wouldn’t you have your meal at
our table?”
He considered Rinko’s invitation for a little while before
nodding with a “I’ll take you up on your offer, then”. Waiting until
Nakanishi moved his tray, Asuna and Rinko then sat back at their
original seats. Taking a look at the self-defense forces member’s
breakfast portion, it was large as expected, with eggs, bacon, and
salad heaped onto a large plate.
“How does the taste compare to meals at the self-defense
forces?”
Nakanishi let out a slight strained laughter at Rinko’s
considerably difficult question and spoke as he picked up his fork.
“Honestly speaking, the Ocean Turtle’s a little better, I suppose.
And these tomatoes and cucumbers were even grown aboard the
ship.”
“Wah, there’s a vegetable garden?”
The self-defense forces member showed a somewhat proud
smile this time at Asuna who had her eyes opened wide.
“Yes, at the back of the eighth deck. I believe it was an
experiment for large-scale agriculture on the sea, however.”
“I wonder if that’s what gave the tomatoes that slightly salty
taste.”
And at that joke from Rinko,
“Really?”
Looking at Nakanishi, chewing the tomato wedges with a grave
expression, Asuna and Rinko broke into laughter. Just as she took
up her fork and knife to resume her interrupted meal, Asuna
recalled Nakanishi’s first line from earlier and tilted her head.
Japan didn’t own any warships, he said, but that shouldn’t be
the case. Wouldn’t his original workplace as a member of the
maritime self-defense forces be on a warship… no, the self-
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defense forces weren’t an army, so the ships they owned
wouldn’t be warships, or so logic would dictate, huh. In other
words, the ship visible on the other side of the window would
be…
Asuna turned her eyes towards the window once again and
stared hard at the linear silhouette of the large ship as she spoke.
“Then, that’s… not a warship, but erm, a Japan defense ship…?”
“That’s close. Vessels belonging to the maritime self-defense
forces are termed escort ships.”
Nakanishi gave a toothed smile, then turned his own eyes
towards the faraway ship and continued.
“That ship is a newly manufactured destroyer, DD-127
«Nagato»1. As for why it cruises around this sea region,
unfortunately, I am not at liberty to…… hmm…?”
His clear words cut off unnaturally and Asuna looked at
Nakanishi’s face before she returned her sight to the sea.
When she did, the grey warship—no, escort ship just happened
to start changing its direction. Turning its stern towards the
Ocean Turtle in less than ten seconds, it continued off into the
distance.
Having seen that, Nakanishi stood up without warning and
turned his back to Asuna and Rinko, taking out a nondescript
portable terminal from his pocket. Putting it to his ear in a
nimble motion, he began speaking in a soft voice.
“Lieutenant Colonel Kikuoka, I apologize for disturbing your
rest, this is Nakanishi. However, regarding «Nagato», was it not
supposed to be escorting this ship until 1200 the day after
tomorrow… no, it changed course towards the west just a… yes,
I’ll be immediately there.”

Finished with his phone call, he turned quickly around with the
terminal held in his face. An abrupt rigid expression had
plastered itself upon the self-defense forces member’s face.
“Professor, Yuuki-san, I apologize, but I’ll be excusing myself
here.”
“Good luck with that. I’ll clear up the utensils for you.”
“I’ll accept your kind offer, then. Excuse me.”
Immediately after bowing in his upright posture at Rinko’s
words, Nakanishi left the lounge at a speed close to running.
“…I wonder what was the matter?”
“Who knows…”
Tilting her head slightly, she took another look beyond the
window.
Feeling a baseless, faint uneasiness while witnessing the escort
ship disappear beyond the morning mist, Asuna gently clenched
her left hand.

Chapter 9
Integrity Knight Alice
5th Month of Human World Calendar 380
Creak.
Creakk.
My heart flinched slightly each time that faint noise rang out.
The noise came from the tip of the «black sword» yet to be
named. Somehow buried a cen into a tiny gap among the white
marble blocks that built up the outer wall of the Axiom Church’s
Central Cathedral.
My right hand that grasped the black sword’s grip was damp
with sweat, with my elbow and shoulder joints unable to bear
the weight, and threatening to let go even now. That was only
natural—the weight of two humans, one longsword with superhigh priority, and one set of armor were hanging off my right
arm that couldn’t even be considered muscular.
There weren’t any handholds on the wall, as smooth as a
mirror, and I couldn’t stab the sword in any further. All was
below my body was the never-ending empty sky. Moreover, not
only my right hand, gripping onto the sword, was reaching its
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limit; that applied to my left hand that had a female knight clad
in a heavy golden armor hanging off it too.
Physical fatigue in the alternate world, «Underworld»,
differed a little from its equivalent in the real world. Like reality,
walking long distances, running with all your might, undergoing
intense practice, or carrying heavy objects would tire one out,
but the problem laid in how that fatigue was treated the same
as injuries, reducing «Life»—the lives of Underworld dwellers,
rendered into numerical values, essentially their hit points.
Dying from exhaustion probably hardly happened in the real
world. Normally, one would be unable to keep up the activity
that caused the fatigue before it could inflict any severe damage
to the body. However, willpower breaks through physical limits
at times in this world. To state an extreme example, even
continuing to run while enduring fatigue and pain until one’s
Life hits zero, then collapsing and dying instantly in that
moment would be possible.
I am currently supporting a ridiculous weight with nothing
but my own body. Thus, my Life value must be reducing at a
steady rate. Even if I continue tightly gripping my right and left
hands with spirit and guts, my Life will eventually become zero
and I will die. In all likelihood, this female knight will crash
down onto the ground another few hundred meters below and
die when my right hand leaves this sword in that instant.

In addition, I am not the only one receiving damage. My
beloved sword, too, was supporting an enormous load beyond
its limit with its tip alone. And that was after activating the
extremely Life-draining «armament full control art» a whole
two times in the battles thus far. I can’t open up the Stacia
window and check the value in this situation, but it wouldn’t be
strange at all for it to reach zero within several minutes. The
sword would then break and couldn’t be repaired simply by
storing it in its sheath.
The sword would be too pitiful, breaking without its name
even decided, and besides, I would have fallen onto the ground
and died already. As such, I had to do something about this
situation as soon as possible, but hanging on alone took up all of
my strength and in addition to that—
“That’s enough, release your hand!”
The woman dangling below me—the golden integrity knight
holding onto the sacred tool, «Fragrant Olive Sword», Alice
Synthesis Thirty, shouted out yet again.
“I have no intention of having my life saved by a major
criminal like yourself and live in dishonor!”
While swaying her entire body in an attempt to extricate her
gripped right hand. Damp with sweat in my hand, the gauntlet
grew a little slippery.
“…Uooh… you…”
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I somehow suppressed the swaying while incomprehensible
sounds escaped from me. However, the tip of the black sword,
dug into the wall, got drawn out by a mil by the shaking. I
desperately regained a stable posture before glancing down and
screaming out loud.
“Don’t move, idiot! If you’re supposed to be an integrity
knight, then realize that nothing will be solved if you just give
yourself up to despair here, idiot!”
“Wha…”
The white face that peeked out from under my feet quickly
blushed red.
“And… and you dare to make a mockery of myself again!
Retract that this instant, criminal!”
“Shut up! I’m calling you an idiot because you’re an idiot,
idiot! Idiooot!”
Unaware of whether I wanted to draw her into negotiations
through provocation or if blood was just rushing up to my head,
I cried out loud once more.
“Got it!? If you fall and die all by yourself here, Eugeo who’s
still left in the tower will go straight to the highest minister, you
know! And yet, it’s supposed to be your duty to prevent that!
Then shouldn’t it be most important for you to stay alive by all
means now, as an integrity knight?! It’s because you’re an idiot
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who can’t understand such a rationale; that’s why I’m calling
you an idiot!!”
“Kuh… s-so you even dare to voice out that humiliating insult
eight times, don’t you…”
Likely never been called an idiot ever since she woke up as an
integrity knight, Alice’s cheeks blushed and the corners of her
eyes lifted in rage. The glistening Fragrant Olive Sword in her
left hand lifted up a little and a chill ran through me, afraid that
she might be thinking about cutting me and causing both of our
deaths, but it seemed her reason scarcely surpassed her
impulse, as the sword hung down powerlessly once again.
“…I see, your words do make sense. However…”
The integrity knight’s teeth, much like pearl beads, gnashed
firmly together and she rebutted.
“Then why will you not release that hand!? If the reason is not
pity, against which I would find death more tolerable, how
could you possibly prove it!?”
Pity—wasn’t the reason. After all, the act of rescuing Alice
itself was precisely half of the reason why Eugeo and I set this
Central Cathedral as our aim.
However, I didn’t have anywhere near enough time to
leisurely explain that from the start. And before everything else,
the one Eugeo wanted to help was technically not Integrity
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Knight Alice Synthesis Thirty, but his childhood friend who got
kidnapped form Rulid Village eight years ago, Alice Schuberg.
I tried my hardest to rack my brain, almost overheating from
the excess load, searching for any excuse at all that could satisfy
Alice. But there was no way I could come up with such a thing
on the spot. With things at this point, I had no choice but to
state a part of the truth.
“I… Eugeo and I didn’t climb the cathedral all this way
because we wanted to destroy the Axiom Church.”
Looking straight down at Alice’s blue eyes, exuding an intense
light, I frantically forced my words out.
“We’re the same too, in how we want to protect the Human
World from the Dark Territory’s invasion. We even fought with
a group of goblins in the mountain range at the edge two years
ago… even if I say so, I guess you wouldn’t believe me. That’s
why we can’t have you, known as one of the strongest even
among the integrity knights, die here. Your strength’s essential.”
It must have been outside of her expectations as Alice knitted
her brows in silence, but immediately gave a barbed reply.
“Then for what reason have you swung that sword at another
human and broke the worst taboo of making another shed
blood?!”

Meah, stop!

You're not helping.

The least you could've done is to chose Shrek's script.

The sentiment of genuine righteousness—even if that had
been warped by the highest minister to suit her purposes—
flared up and burnt in her two eyes as Alice shouted.
“For what reason have you hurt all of those knights, starting
from Eldrie Synthesis Thirty-one?!!”
There were unfortunately no words within myself to refute
the girl’s enquiry. In the end, though the lines I spoke to Alice
about wanting to protect the Human World were my true
feelings, they were also a great deceit at the same time.
If I reach the highest floor of the cathedral, then fight and win
against the highest minister, Administrator, the hermit,
Cardinal, would recover all of her authority. And it was likely
that girl would try to reset the Underworld to its original state
in order to prevent that disaster soon to come. I have absolutely
no idea on how to avert the end where everything returns to
null at the present moment.
However. If Alice and I were to both crash and die here, the
tragedy befalling the world would be on an even larger scale.
With Cardinal still deprived from her authority, the «final
load experiment phase»—the invasion from the Dark Territory
in other words, will begin and the integrity knights Eugeo and I
fought and injured would likely be crushed along with
Administrator, with the humans massacred amidst their agony
and sorrow without a single person remaining.
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What I couldn’t bear most was the fact that I would simply
awaken inside a «Soul TransLator» somewhere in the real
world even if I lost my life in this world. The Underworld people
would die at the end of their hellish anguish while I return to
the real world alone without a single injury— No matter what, I
definitely cannot accept such a development.
“…I…”
I wonder what could I impart to the current Alice, a guardian
of the church and order, even with all of this insignificant time I
had left. But even if those words do not reach her, I have no
means left aside from talking about that with all my heart.
“Eugeo and I slashed Raios Antinous and Humbert Zizek
because the Axiom Church and the Taboo Index are flawed.
Don’t you understand that just as well deep down? The Taboo
Index doesn’t forbid it, so the upper class nobles can do as they
please with girls that didn’t even commit a single crime, like
Ronye and Tiezé… do you honestly believe that’s forgivable?!”
The scene I caught sight of two days ago in a room of the elite
swordsmen-in-training dormitory—of Tiezé and Ronye who
had their entire bodies mercilessly bound up, their cheeks
damp with tears, came back to me in a flashback and my whole
body shook violently. The sword point thrust into the wall
creaked once again, but I shouted with hardly any care for that.
“What do you think! Answer me, integrity knight!!”
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My raging emotions became a single tear that fell from the
corner of my eye, hit Alice’s forehead as she dangled below, and
scattered. The golden knight drew in a sharp breath and opened
her two eyes wide.
The voice that soon leaked out from her slightly trembling
lips seemed to have lost much of its earlier rigidity.
“…The law, is the law… and crimes, are crimes. How could
order be maintained if the masses are permitted to arbitrarily
decide on them?”
“Exactly who’s to decide whether the one who made those
laws, the highest minister, Administrator, is just or not? The
gods of the Celestial World!? Then why haven’t I incurred divine
punishment, getting hit by lightning and burnt to death right
this moment!?”
“The gods—Stacia-sama’s plans are naturally made clear
through the actions taken by us, her attendants!”
“Eugeo and I climbed all this way in order to make that clear!
To defeat Administrator and prove that it is a mistake! And for
that exact, same reason…”
I glanced upwards and confirmed that my beloved sword
wedged in the wall was finally reaching its limit. The tip would
break or slip the next time Alice moves, no, the next time the
wind decides to send a gust this way and we will likely crash
down together.

That is Shrek's script

“…I can’t have you dying here!!”
Taking in a deep breath and putting it all into my abdomen, I
gathered all of the energy I had left.
“—Uoooh!!”
All of my spirit surging out, I hauled up Alice who dangled off
my left hand. A violent pain ran through the joints at my arms
and shoulders, but I somehow brought Alice up to the same
height, then shouted out with the rest of my strength.
“Get your sword through that seam…! I can’t hold on anymore,
please!”
I stared hard at Alice’s much distorted face right beside me
with a frantic look.
After an instant of silence, Alice moved her left arm and the
Fragrant Olive Sword deeply stabbed its point into the gap
between the marble with a sharp noise.
The black sword drew out from the stone wall’s seam at
nearly the same time and my left hand separated itself from
Alice’s hand as well, having lost its grip.
Amidst the panic shooting through me from head to toe, I fell
down a long, long distance and «Death» approached me in the
end within my mind for an instant.
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However, what I actually felt were only a moment of
weightlessness and a sudden shock. Alice’s right hand that
flashed like lightning seized my coat’s collar from the back.
After affirming that Alice’s sword and arms were firmly
supporting both of our weight, I let out a deep breath. My heart,
beating at the rate of an alarm clock, gradually slowed down
and I finally felt at ease.
“……”
I looked up at the one with whom I had traded places with,
both physically and mentally, in a mere one second in silence.
Appearing as though she was being tortured by the entire
variety of contradictory emotions, the golden integrity knight
had her teeth clenched together hard. Signs of the clenched
hand holding me by the scruff of my neck slackening and
tightening repeated over and over again right behind my neck.
I didn’t know of anyone from the Underworld capable of
hesitating in such a perilous situation aside from Eugeo. The
rest of the humans—the artificial fluctlights were blindly loyal
to their standards for good and evil, unfaltering over important
choices. To say it in another manner, their important decisions
were constantly made by something else, or someone else.
In other words, I could understand that a «humanity»
exceeding many others from the Underworld hid itself in
Integrity Knight Alice’s psyche from this single incident.
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Especially so, considering the alterations the highest minister,
Administrator, had committed on her soul.
I couldn’t judge how much conflict there must be in Alice’s
mind. However, after several extremely long seconds, my body
was easily pulled up to my previous height.
Unlike the girl, I had no need to hesitate. I immediately thrust
the black sword into the marble’s seam, even after all it had
been through, and let out yet another deep breath.
The moment my stance stabilized, Alice drew back her right
hand and even averted her face in a huff. Her voice, delivered by
the wind, was feeble unlike its tone.
“…I wasn’t helping you, I was merely returning the favor…
besides, I have yet to reach the conclusion with your swords.”
“I see… We’re equals with this now, then.”
Taking caution with my words, I moved my mouth.
“And so, I do have a proposal… as things stand, we have to
return back into the tower at any cost. So, wouldn’t you
consider a truce for the time being?”
“…A truce?”
I could sense a really suspicious look directed at me from her
face, slightly inclined towards me.
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“Yes. It’s no longer possible to break the cathedral’s outer
wall and it’s no easy task to climb it either. Our survival rate
should increase if the two of us work together, rather than
going through it alone. Of course, things would be different if
you have a convenient method to return inside.”
“……”
Alice chewed on her lips in chagrin but immediately replied in
a murmur.
“…I would had used it already if I had such a method.”
“That’s true. So, can I consider you agreeable to the truce and
cooperation?”
“Before that… you mentioned cooperation, but what exactly
does that refer to?”
“Helping out each other if the other seems to be falling, just
that. We could hold on better if we had a rope or something, but
I suppose that’s asking for too much.”
Not looking at me any longer, the integrity knight sank into
another long silence, but eventually nodded slightly in a nearly
imperceptible motion.
“It is a reasonable proposal… I have to admit. There’s no
helping it…”
As a replacement, Alice continued while giving me one final
glare.
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“I will cut you the instant we return into the tower. Be certain
not to forget that one point.”
“…I’ll keep that in mind.”
Nodding once more to my reply, Alice cleared her throat as
though to shift her thoughts.
“Well then… you required a rope? Are you not holding on to
any unnecessary cloth?”
“Cloth…”
I looked down at my body, but thinking about it, I didn’t even
have a single handkerchief in my pockets. I could have taken
out piles of spare clothes or mantles from my storage if this was
the Alfheim I dearly missed, unfortunately, that convenient
function didn’t exist in the Underworld.
“…Even if you ask, there’s nothing more than this shirt and
these trousers. I’ll strip if I need to, though.”
When I shrugged only my left shoulder as I replied, Alice
made her most profound grimace yet and shouted.
“We will not stoop to that! …Goodness, it’s shocking how you
thought to go into battle with merely a sword on you.”
“Hey, hey, the one who rounded up Eugeo and me from the
Sword Mastery Academy with only the clothes on our back was
you, wasn’t it?

oh no it's not enough

“And you broke into the cathedral’s armory after that, haven’t
you. There should have been bundles of high quality rope over…
aah, that’s it, this is a waste of time.”
Alice flicked her head away with a hmph and raised her right
arm clad in a golden gauntlet. But she apparently realized she
couldn’t take her left hand off her sword’s grip there, as she
scowled. Jerking her arm in front of me, she ordered.
“Unfasten my gauntlet with your free hand.”
“Hah?”
“And pay extra attention to not touch my skin. Hurry up!”
“……”
According to Eugeo’s recollections, Alice was apparently a
cheerful and energetic girl, more gentle than anyone else, when
she lived in Rulid. If that was the case, where exactly did her
current personality that seemed the polar opposite sprout out
from?
While thinking about such things, I brought up my left hand
that finally regained its sense of touch, then unfastened the
gauntlet’s clasp. Alice, who made me hold onto the gauntlet,
quickly pulled out her right hand and brandished her pale,
slender fingers while shouting out.
“System call!”
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Following the opening phrase for sacred arts, she rapidly
chanted an unfamiliar, complex art. The gauntlet in my hand let
out a dazzling light and its shape began to change at a
noticeable rate. Within mere seconds, my left hand held a neatly
bundled golden chain.
“Uooh… transmutation…?”
“Were you not listening? Or perhaps those aren’t ears on the
side of your face, but holes infested with insects? That was
merely transformation of its form, arts capable of changing the
properties of its material cannot be used by anyone aside from
the esteemed highest minister.”
Upon apologizing with a “sorry” to Alice, who apparently had
no intention to change her sharp tongue even after consenting
to the cease-fire agreement, I tested the chain’s toughness. My
teeth felt like they were going to fall out when I held its end in
my mouth and pulled, so I relaxed my mouth in a fluster. I had
no qualms, since it seemed to be tough enough despite being
thinner than a little finger and even had sturdy-looking clasps
at both ends to boot.
Firmly fastening one end to my belt, I offered the other end
and Alice took it with a tug and kept it into her sword belt’s
metal fittings. The length of the dangling chain was about five
meters. For the time being, we should be more or less safe even
if our hands slip, unless we both fall.
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“Now then…”
Scanning the surrounding again, I confirmed the situation we
were in.
Judging from the direction of the sun, we were dangling on
the Central Cathedral’s west wall. The sky overhead was in the
midst of turning from blue to violet with the sun coming from
behind dying the tower’s white wall a bright orange. Guess the
current time was around three in the afternoon.
Hesitantly gazing downwards towards my feet, I could see
pale, hovering clouds passing by, the miniature-like garden, the
stone walls encompassing that, and even the streets of Central
Centoria split into four by the «immortal walls», making me
ascertain just how ridiculously tall the cathedral was once again.
Each floor of the tower should be around six meters, inclusive
of the floor’s thickness, so the eightieth floor, «Cloudtop
Garden», where I fought with Alice would be at a relative height
of four hundred and eighty meters—no, adding on fiftieth floor,
«Grand Cloister of Spiritual Light», with its abnormally high
ceiling, about five hundred meters, huh. Our Lives would
definitely vanish in an instant if we fall. In addition, this body
would turn into fine dirt without even leaving a corpse behind,
probably. The wind was calm now, but I didn’t know how long
that would last.
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My back shuddered before I gripped my sword again with my
right hand and wiped the sweat running over my left palm on
my trousers.
“Ermm… just checking, but…”
Alice, also peeking at her feet beside me, raised her face when
I called out. It might just be my imagination how her
complexion seemed worse than earlier, but her tone was curt as
always.
“What?”
“No, well… I thought a grand knight like yourself, capable of
using advanced sacred arts like changing the form of objects
would know some art for flight… or not, huh, sorry.”
Despite my prompt apology at her sharply raising eyebrows,
Alice berated me without mercy.
“Just what did you learn in the academy? Even the youngest
ascetic apprentice would know that the only person capable of
flight arts in the vast Human World is the esteemed highest
minister!”
“That’s why I said ‘just checking’, right?! You don’t have to get
that angry!”
“It’s due to that strangely insulting way you put it!”
It gradually appeared clear that this Integrity Knight Alice’s
personality had a conclusively horrible affinity with me,
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without even considering our respective standpoints, but I
continued my questions while restraining the urge to retort.
“…Then, I’m just checking this time too, but… how about
calling for that huge flying dragon I hung off all the way here?”
“Your suggestions are becoming increasingly foolish.
Approaching any flying dragons is only permitted on the
thirtieth floor’s landing platform. No ridden dragon will go close
to any higher, not even oji-sama… no, not even the Knight
Commander’s.”
“Th-There’s no way I would know of an arrangement like that,
right?!”
“You should have realized it when you knew the flying dragon
landing platform was built on the thirtieth floor!”
I had no idea how many times had we done so already, but we
glared at each other for another three whole seconds before I
swallowed down the anger directed at the great integrity
knight’s irrational remark and turned my head back, speaking.
“…Then there goes the path of escaping by flying… I guess.”
Alice, on the other hand, seemed to have taken another two
seconds before she regained her cool, but her blue eyes glanced
this way and she nodded.

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I'm feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?

And he tries
Oh my God, do I try
I try all the time
In this institution

And he prays
Oh my God, do I pray
I pray every single day
(Nyaaah)
For a revolution!

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey

(Don't cry out loud)
(Just keep it inside
And learn how to hide your feelings)

(Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay)
(Hey, yay, yay)
Hey hey hey
I say hey
What's goin' on?
Yeah!

sorrow surfaces, setting severely somber scenes.

through tenacious trials, they throw the towel.

understand unnecessary urges.

“Not even birds approach the upper floors of the cathedral. I
do not know the specifics, but I have heard a unique art
wrought by the highest minister’s hand is at work.”
“So that’s it… that’s meticulous.”
I surveyed the surrounding again, then saw that although
there were bird-like silhouettes extremely far away, they
certainly showed no sign of approaching. This could be said to
be the embodiment of the transcendental magic ability and
unhealthy wariness of the most influential being, Administrator.
On that line of thought, the abnormal height of this tower, too,
seemed to be a symbol of her authority while being an
expression of fear towards unseen enemies.
“In that case, there are three choices remaining… to descend,
to ascend, or to break through the wall again, huh.”
“The third will likely be difficult. Like the «immortal walls»,
the cathedral’s outer walls should endowed with practically
infinite Life and the nature to repair themselves. The same
applies to the glass on the lower floors.”
“Then, that makes descending to the windows pointless too,
huh…”
When I muttered so, Alice lightly nodded before she spoke.
“…In the first place, I find it hard to believe a hole could have
opened up in the wall from within the tower earlier… there is
no way to think about it aside from it being an one-in-a-million
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stroke of misfortune caused by that abnormal power released
when our armament full control arts combined. My goodness,
what a meaningless deed you’ve done.”
“……”
We would get into a spiral of quarrels if I retort here, I
thought as I held it in, getting it to settle down after merely
heavy breathing, before I asked.
“…But in that case, wouldn’t it be logical for the wall to break
if we bring about that same phenomenon again?”
“The probability is not a complete zero, but… it would be
difficult to return inside in the few seconds before the hole
automatically repairs and there’s one more thing to note, that I
have already used this child’s… this «Fragrant Olive Sword»’s
full control art twice. I cannot use the art unless I allow it to
bask in plenty of sunlight or let it rest in its scabbard.”
“That’s true, it’s the same for me. I’ll have to put it in my
sheath… or rather, there’s quite a lot of stress being placed on it
just by dangling like this, right? It’s best to get a move on soon,
regardless of whether we’re descending or ascending.”
I tried feeling over the marble wall with my left hand as I
spoke, but the number of bumps and dips was a hopeless nil.
Blocks, with sides of roughly two meters at least, piled on
forever neatly, without even a window visible on this west side.
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Breaking it apparently wouldn’t be possible either, even if there
was one, according to Alice.
As for a method for moving across the wall, there probably
weren’t any aside from preparing something like a piton2 used
in rock climbing and driving that into the seams between the
marble. There wasn’t any great difference in effort between
ascending or descending, so I would rather set the floors above
as my goal, but the problem with that would be that—
I stared at Alice on my left with the most serious expression I
could muster and asked, resigned to the low chance of getting a
reply.
“If we were to head upwards… is there somewhere we can
return into the tower from?”
Alice showed a hesitating expression as expected and chewed
on her lips at that. If we could enter the tower by climbing, that
would indeed be extremely close to the highest floor where
Administrator resides. Guiding an enemy of the church to such a
place would be nearly the same as committing a taboo as an
integrity knight, a guardian.
However—

2 Piton – Pitons are metal spikes used in climbing stuff, by driving them
into holes or gaps. However, the original word used here was “haken”, a
German word commonly used in Japanese to refer to that, rather than an
English word.
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Alice drew in a deep breath, then put strength into her gaze
and nodded.
“There is. On the ninety-fifth floor, a place called the
«Morning Star Lookout», should be entirely see-through, with
only pillars for its four walls. We should be able to easily return
inside if we could climb up there. …However.”
A remarkably strong gleam resided in her two blue eyes.
“Even if we reach the ninety-fifth floor, I will cut you there
without fail.”
Taking on the integrity knight’s gaze, filled with enough
resolve to cause a prickly numbness on my nape, head-on, I
nodded in return.
“That’s our agreement from the start, after all. Well—you’re
okay with climbing the wall, then?”
“…Very well. It is more pragmatic than descending to the
ground from here. However… despite how assuredly you said it,
how do you intend on climbing this vertical wall?”
“Well, obviously, we’re going to run vertically… no, that’s a
joke.”
After clearing my throat in a bid to escape Alice’s glance that
had rapidly froze down to below absolute zero, I swapped my
sword to my left hand, held out my right palm, and chanted an
art.
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“System call! Generate metallic element!“
A metallic element, shining like mercury, was instantly
created, so I altered its form with a supplement art and the
power of my imagination. Pulling it out to a length of around
fifty centimeters and sharpening its point to the shape of a thin
blade, I made an impromptu large piton which I firmly held
onto.
Looking up at the stone seam my black sword was thrust into
overhead, I swung my right hand with force.
“Hmph!”
Upon driving in the piton with as much strength as I could
muster, fortunately, the blade portion stabbed into the narrow
gap without breaking. I tried to pry it out, upwards and
downwards, but it seemed like it would stay fixed without issue
even if my body weight hung off it.
The Lives of objects created through sacred arts were
exceedingly low, vanishing in a few hours even when left alone.
Hence, the lifeline connecting Alice and myself wasn’t used in
the end, but it would suffice if it was strong enough to support
us as we climbed the wall.
While sensing Alice’s usual suspicious look, I firmly gripped
the piton with my right hand and drew my black sword that had
been abused to its limit with my left. I stored that into the
sheath on my waist, then dangled off the piton extruding
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around forty centimeters from the wall with both hands and
treated it as a horizontal bar as I did a kip3.
Although my physical ability in the Underworld didn’t reach
mine at the end of the SAO period that would make a B movie’s
ninja ashamed, it still far more nimble, yet brawny, when
compared to the real world. Placing my right foot on the bar, I
steadily placed my left hand onto the wall while lifting my body
up in a single stroke and succeeded in standing atop the thin,
metallic rod.
“Are… are you all right?”
After lowering my sight at that hoarse voice, I saw Alice
gripping tightly onto the golden chain with her free hand and
looking up at me with a somewhat pale face. That expression
gave off an unexpectedly childish impression and made me
want to pretend I was falling against my better judgement, but
killed that thought, knowing this wasn’t the place for it.
“I’m fine… I think.”
Casually giving a signal with my right hand, I chanted the art
again and brought forth a new piton. Driving it into the next gap
I could see overhead with plenty of strength, I climbed up with
the same process as earlier. While embracing a modest sense of
accomplishment over finally advancing, though it was merely
two meters, I called out to Alice below.

We somehow made it worse . . .

. . . time to go to my grave and say hello

Is this what doomsday is like?

No, doomsday is like 10,455pp. This is what the end looks like.

I didn't ctrl+c ctrl+v that, I manually typed that and it's actually tiring

Read more at https://sao-archive.maamue.de/
User: sao
Password: Alicization

vitriol vindicates vital verbosity.

whenever worsened, weather wanes.

I am the Bone of my fur
Flufflyness is my Body and cuteness my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Cats,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Felines.
Yet those Hands will never pet Anything.
So, as I Pray--

Unlimited Cat Works

I'VE FOUND OUR ESCAPE! QUICK, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Great Game, but i have a few problems

1. Weird segment in the game where john and garfield hijack a plane and plan to fly it into the twin towers, making you go through a sequence to calm everyone down in the plane, how did that get past the ESRB??
2. After that, Garfield, John and Odie posed as seal team six members to kill osama bin laden that way they wouldn’t tell them who really were the masterminds of 9/11
3. Near the end of the game, John gets rejected by Liz, he becomes an incel and shoots up his workplace? Honestly, who thought that was a good idea?
4. Garfield pledges his alleigance to ISIS, which was really confusing for the plot of a family friendly child game

Honestly, this game's pretty fun, but those parts stood out to me, while it's fun, how did this get accepted by the ESRB? seriously?

So I was on my way to Flavortown, and out of nowhere, Gordon Ramsay jumps me in a remote New York alleyway asking me for the “lamb sauce.” Unluckily for me, I left my trusty lamb sauce at my apartment, and this was God’s way of punishing me. I thought this was the end, and that there was no coming back, but due to my immense adrenaline spike, I called upon the flavor-sprites to lend me their power, and I suddenly transformed into Guy Fieri. Gordon was taken aback by the immediate and awe inspiring transformation so much he started swearing like a middle-schooler who just got his Juul confiscated for the fifth time. Although his morale was lowered, he was still ready to fight. Gordon made a valiant attempt to land a blow, but my stress levels, combined with the holy form of Guy Fieri, was too much for him. I ascended to the cloudy skies and summoned the strongest spaghetti noodles known to man to restrain him and banish him to the land of Brussel Sprouts and Spoiled Milk. Not wanting to be taken alive, Gordon combusted into a pathetic pile of perfectly filleted onion rings and submitted to my unlimited power. As I transformed back into my normal form, I reflected on my actions and felt remorseful. After all, it was I who forgot the lamb sauce. I eventually made it to Flavortown, but I haven’t been the same since...

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pthhhht How pthhhht about pthhhht instead pthhhht of pthhhht a pthhhht hamburger, pthhhht I pthhhht shall pthhhht serve pthhhht you pthhhht a pthhhht meat-free pthhhht substitute pthhhht made pthhhht from pthhhht vegetables, pthhhht tofu, pthhhht or pthhhht another pthhhht cruelty-free pthhhht substance? pthhhht The pthhhht device pthhhht we pthhhht have pthhhht provided pthhhht to pthhhht measure pthhhht your pthhhht weight pthhhht dictates pthhhht it pthhhht to pthhhht be pthhhht 1814.369 pthhhht kilograms! pthhhht Absolutely pthhhht ghastly! pthhhht Please pthhhht vacate pthhhht the pthhhht premises pthhhht of pthhhht our pthhhht fine pthhhht establishment, pthhhht continue pthhhht your pthhhht hedonistic pthhhht lifestyle, pthhhht and pthhhht maybe pthhhht try pthhhht fellatio. pthhhht You pthhhht might pthhhht find pthhhht that pthhhht the pthhhht male pthhhht sex pthhhht organ pthhhht contains pthhhht less pthhhht fattening pthhhht substances pthhhht than pthhhht our pthhhht signature pthhhht Big pthhhht Mac. pthhhht HEY pthhhht FUCKNUTS pthhhht YOU pthhhht GONNA pthhhht ORDER pthhhht SOMETHING pthhhht OR pthhhht WHAT? pthhhht NO pthhhht NO pthhhht NO pthhhht NOT pthhhht THE pthhhht FRIES pthhhht YOU pthhhht FAT pthhhht FUCK pthhhht TRY pthhhht A pthhhht SALAD! pthhhht MAYBE pthhhht LAY pthhhht OF pthhhht THE pthhhht MEAT pthhhht TOO pthhhht BITCH! pthhhht YOU pthhhht GOTTA pthhhht BE pthhhht WHAT? pthhhht 4000 pthhhht POUNDS? pthhhht WTF? pthhhht GET pthhhht OUT pthhhht OF pthhhht HERE pthhhht AND pthhhht GO pthhhht BLOW pthhhht A pthhhht GUY. pthhhht I'M pthhhht SURE pthhhht YOU pthhhht COULD pthhhht SURVIVE pthhhht ON pthhhht A pthhhht CUM-ONLY pthhhht DIET pthhhht FOR pthhhht A pthhhht WHILE. pthhhht WAY pthhhht BETTER pthhhht FOR pthhhht YOU pthhhht THAN pthhhht OUR pthhhht SHITTY pthhhht BIG pthhhht MAC. pthhhht Uhhh... pthhhht can pthhhht you pthhhht order pthhhht something pthhhht already pthhhht please? pthhhht I pthhhht mean, pthhhht you've pthhhht put pthhhht on pthhhht a pthhhht bit pthhhht of pthhhht weight pthhhht lately, pthhhht maybe pthhhht you pthhhht should pthhhht get pthhhht a pthhhht salad pthhhht instead pthhhht of pthhhht what pthhhht you pthhhht usually pthhhht get. pthhhht Look pthhhht at pthhhht the pthhhht scale, pthhhht it's pthhhht 4000 pthhhht pounds pthhhht dude. pthhhht Not pthhhht exactly pthhhht healthy. pthhhht Maybe pthhhht you pthhhht could pthhhht try pthhhht sucking pthhhht dick. pthhhht Semen pthhhht is pthhhht an pthhhht excellent pthhhht source pthhhht of pthhhht protein, pthhhht and pthhhht it's pthhhht not pthhhht nearly pthhhht as pthhhht fattening pthhhht as pthhhht the pthhhht crap pthhhht they pthhhht serve pthhhht here. pthhhht wtf pthhhht bro pthhhht order pthhhht something pthhhht preferably pthhhht something pthhhht healthy pthhhht cuz pthhhht you pthhhht weigh pthhhht 4000 pthhhht pounds pthhhht try pthhhht sucking pthhhht dick pthhhht instead pthhhht

you shitheads

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I dindo nuthin

🎵🎶😂(Yeah, aye)😂 It's the thirst💧😰, thirstiest🥵💦 time⏰, of the year🗓. (Aye🤣, yuh👌🏾) 👀I have just ☝🏾one query❓ (😳What's that?🤔) Wanna 🙋🏾‍♂️Sprite 🥤😎Cranberry🍒💦? (😏Uh huh😏) The 😩answer 🤤is clear.. 😋😉It's the 🥵😳thirst, 🤫🤭thirstiest 💦💦💯time⏰, of the year.📅 (🥤Sprite🍒, let's go🏃🏾‍♂️)🎶🎵

Ca-captain...

I... don't feel... so good...

Oh well, it seems that the infection spreads out of this thread quickly.. YOLO. Can't fight it alone on meta threads..

don't worry abraker, I gotchu.

I got resurrected. But then I saw Aiseca say "YOLO"

... I am scared to ask, but what year is this?

abraker wrote:

I am scared to ask, but what year is this?

3

Baddies💀😠 It's a lot of baddies😩😬 That be griefin' and griefin' and griefin' and griefin'😧😢😞😞 They griefin' on me🤒🤕 Yuh, ay, ay💯✔

She say, "Do you love me?"🤔💘 I tell her, "Only partly"😖😖😝 I only love my ores and my diamonds, I'm sorry😎💯💎

This shitpost Chaos is sponsored by:

ok i should probably finish what i was working on

An abrupt abberation, after all.

gotta post my ctrl+v


We got too drunk, we got too high

OH FUCK

By burdensome blight, be banished.

😎

now this is epic

Abraker, don't feel bad, you did your best....
But this thread is really doomed..

ok maybe one more

whats up ⬆ with people with depression 😭 😕 just don't ❌be depressed 🎈🎉🎈🎉🎊 problem solved 👌😳 why do people 🚶have anxiety 😨😱 just calm 😌 down ⬇ yall don't ❌ need some therapy 😂😂 I know 📑📘📖 I went to collage 🌆 and studied 📑📒📒 this stuff 😎 I have an IQ of 100 💯 and I can tell 💬 y'all just overreacting 😂😂mental 😵 disorders don't ❌ exist, and neither ❌❌ does ADHD 😂 and autism 👌😂 y'all dumb 😤😂 asf 😂😂👌🔥🔥😎 me and the flat earth🌍 ❌ society agree ✔✔ and we 👪 also think needles 💉 are from the government 😲😱to steal your money 💸💷💴💶💵💱💱💲💸💰💰

Wow, why are you guys shitposting

no

You know, shitposting is bad. You guys should stop

Getting blindsided in this thread

wait, someone is shitposting? wtf how dare they

Yeah, you'll get punished if you do

phew, thank god im not one of those

thank god but

The integrity knights. Also known as, the integrators.
Possessing exquisite swordsmanship and sacred arts of the
highest order, they were the mightiest masters capable of utilizing
the «armament full control art» as they wished.
Despite having protected the Human World’s law and order, and
with such, the Axiom Church’s rule, for three hundred long years,
the entire size of the knight brigade was astonishingly small. As
the name of Eldrie Synthesis Thirty-one, appointed to the position
barely a month ago, indicates, they numbered merely thirty one in
total.
However, that fact only served to underline the integrity knights’
strength and the fright they inspire, not undermining it in the
slightest. Even in numbers that pale when compared to even a full
raid group in SAO or ALO, they continued repelling intruders from
the vast Dark Territory encircling the Human World.
I—Kirito, once called names like the «Beater» or the «Black
Swordsman», now an elite swordsman-in-training studying at the
North Centoria Sword Mastery Academy, stood up in challenge
against these integrity knights, the strength of each rivaling many
men, with just a single long sword at my waist and my bosom
friend as my partner.
The battle broke out through unexpected developments involving
being arrested, imprisoned, and breaking out, rather than having
initiated it on my own, but now that I’d turned my sword on the
Axiom Church, the organization unequivocally accepted as the
rulers, the only path left was simply to advance.
The «Frost Scale Whip», Eldrie Synthesis Thirty-one.
The «Conflagrant Flame Bow», Deusolbert Synthesis Seven.
The «Heaven Piercing Sword», Fanatio Synthesis Two, and her
subordinates, the «Four Oscillation Blades».
The «Fragrant Olive», Alice Synthesis Thirty

damn, that's crazy.

Each language holds a history and culture, giving identity and roots. Yet, worldwide, 4 languages die every two months. Of the 6000 languages known, only 3000 will be left by the end of the 21st century.

Vulnerable to misplaced judgment, foreign influences and replacement by Creole, the Hawaiian language, 'Ölelo Hawai'i, has long been threatened with the same fate of extinction. Thanks to powerful revitalization programs over the last 20 years it will now, perhaps, be one of the survivors.

'Ölelo Hawai'i belongs to the Polynesian languages. Captain Cook and his companions recorded the Hawaiian language for the first time in Kaua'i, in 1778. They immediately noticed the great similarity to Tahitian and Maori. In communicating with the Hawaiians they used Tahitian words and gestures.

These early voyagers, who thought they had found an innocent paradise, described Hawaiian as "primitive, childlike, lilting, effeminate", and "simple". Reduplication ('ele'ele, wikiwiki) and the abundance of vowels seemed like baby-talk. They had no idea how to approach such a different language.

Hawaiian was an oral language. The 19th century missionaries, however, were supposed to teach their converts to read the Bible, and created a writing system with an alphabet of only twelve letters for words of indigenous Hawaiian origin. The Hawaiian language became the language of the government, remained the most commonly used language in daily life, and was used between the numerous different ethnic groups who had all arrived here to work the plantations.The alphabet was later expanded to allow for two unique characteristics in the Hawaiian word that the missionaries had missed.

First, there was the unnoticed consonant, a glottal stop. Try the sound in the American exclamation "oh-oh". The 'okina symbol (') now indicates this stop. Secondly, the five vowels could all function as longer sounds, now symbolized with a short line above the vowel. It became clear that Hawaiian was just as diversified and complete as the familiar European languages.

But the increasing influence of the United States pushed English forward as the language of choice. Soon, with the overthrow of the Kingdom in 1893 and the following annexation in 1898, the Hawaiian language was entirely banned from schools and government.

Today, there are only a thousand native speakers left, most of whom live on isolated Ni'ihau. Another 8000 people can speak and understand Hawaiian. Compare those numbers to the estimated Hawaiian speaking population during Cook's years: 500,000!

In the 1970's a renaissance of the Hawaiian culture emerged, and, within it, a renewed respect for the native language of the Hawaiian people was born. In 1978 Hawaiian was again made the official language of the state. Hawaiian language immersion programs are spreading rapidly with the Pünana Leo (Nest of Voices) schools, federally funded since 1989. These are now running through 10th grade. About 1400 students are being taught through Hawaiian, another 4000 are learning Hawaiian as a second language. In 1978 Hawaiian became a mandated course in public schools.

Supported by the Hale Kuamo'o Hawaiian Language center at the University of Hawai'i at Hilo, a masters degree in Hawaiian language and literature taught exclusively in Hawaiian has just been approved. The center also works on contemporary lexicon and teacher training.

Thanks to enormous efforts, the true Hawaiian language breathes new life. In language we preserve memory and create a link to the future. We need to keep the Hawaiian language alive so our children may thrive and remember.

Ofcourse

Driving away the integrity knights with their mighty weapons,
known as divine instruments, by the breadth of a hair, I had
single-mindedly continued climbing up the grand staircases of the
Axiom Church Central Cathedral, but naturally, that path would
have been impossible with my own strength alone.
The black sword carved out of a branch of the «demonic tree», the
Gigas Cedar, over an entire year by Sadore, a craftsman in Central
Centoria.
Cardinal, the sage who granted me respite with a place to rest,
food, as well as extensive information regarding this world and
the armament full control art in order to oppose the knights.
And of course, Eugeo, my bosom friend who had always stayed
beside me throughout these two years or so since we set out on a
journey from Rulid Village—
I had taught him various sword skills for one-handed straight
swords, what was now known as the «Aincrad-style
Swordsmanship», but that pales in comparison to what I had
received. After thrown into the Underworld from the real world
without warning, I had only managed to survive in this alternate
world where I couldn’t make head or tails of anything, thanks to
his assistance, encouragement, and guidance.
I was torn away from this peerless partner on the eightieth floor
of the Central Cathedral. Only Integrity Knight Alice and I were
hurled out from the tower through a large hole that opened up in
the wall in the midst of our fierce battle.
Earnestly persuading Alice to sheath her sword and spending a
night to climb that horizontal outer wall, we somehow returned
into the tower at the ninety-fifth floor. Climbing the stairs in
pursuit of Eugeo who should have arrived first, we chased after a
peculiar man who called himself the Chief Elder Chudelkin and
reached the ninety-ninth floor—a floor away from the room of the
highest minister, Administrator.

whoa that's crazy

The Core Basics

Casual wear for daytime sightseeing. For example, shorts and t-shirts are fine for day time wear. Ideally, we recommend wearing moisture-wicking, quick-drying clothes as they’ll dry quickly if you get caught out in a rain shower, plus they dissipate perspiration more quickly. If you have a choice of colors, choose lighter shades that are cooler to wear on warm, sunny days.
For dinners, you really don’t need to get dressed up for the vast majority of restaurants. Most places will say “resort wear” is their dress code. So what does resort wear mean? Men might want to wear shorts or khaki trousers and a short-sleeved, collared shirt. Ladies may want to wear casual skirts, sun dresses, capri pants, shorts, etc. (See our posts with photos showing resort wear for Hawaii for women and examples of Hawaii resort wear for men.) Most restaurants are pretty casual and don’t make a big deal over it. We’ve seen plenty of people out to dinner in shorts and a nice t-shirt. When possible, I like to make my dinner reservations about a week or more before I leave for Hawaii. When I call to make the reservations, I ask what the dress code is. That way there is never a doubt. While we’re on this topic of what type of clothes to pack, I want to encourage you to pack light. It saves so much time, effort and airline charges for checked luggage. Please read my articles on why it benefits you to pack light and practical strategies to pack light. Note that the above photo on the right shows me holding all the clothes I packed for a 17-day Hawaii vacation.

wow i have deja vu that's crazy

Holy shit, that's crazy man
In that space occupied by nothing aside from the stairs proceeding
onto the Chamber of Elders and the elevating disk rising towards
the hundredth floor, I finally reunited with my partner.
But he was no longer the unassuming youth born in the outskirts
who I knew.
He was the newest integrity knight, covered in armor of silvery
blue, Eugeo Synthesis Thirty-two.
That was my bosom friend’s new name.

🅱️hoa, 🅱️o 🅱️ay. 🅱️hat's 🅱️appening 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

What's new in Scooby Doo?

What's new in Scooby Doo? We will follow We solved this problem You will see Scooby Doo We are behind you What's new in Scooby Doo?

Don't look back, you will smell Here you can find Scooby Doo snacks

What's new in Scooby Doo? We are behind you We solved this problem You will see Scooby Doo Road is forbidden What's new in Scooby Doo?

Do not Do not No, no, no, no, no, no. Do not Do not What's new in Scooby Doo?

What's new? Ultra instinct Shaggy I think
デート・ア・ライブ – Date A Live
Date A Live 10 - 鳶一エンジェル – Tobiichi Angel
8
Prologue: Tobiichi Origami
It was 5 years from now, when the girl known as Tobiichi Origami became [Special].
She was smarter than a normal child; she was also excellent in her school grades and
physical abilities but all of it was within normal limits and at the very least, it was at
the level where her mother could act proud in the legal guardian association or parentchild meetings.
Her forte subject was math. Her weak subject was the Japanese language.
Her favorite food was gratin. Her hated food was celery.
Her future dream was----to be a cute wife.
The world was filled with common sense and no one would doubt that. If she
performs things within her limits then her friends and the adults would praise her. She
was not really conscious of whether or not that gentle world would continue forever.
But on that summer day, five years ago. Everything surrounding Origami changed.
---on that day. The scenery that came welcoming Origami when she returned back to
the city was not her familiar city scenery, but rather a hellish scenery burning in
crimson flames.
(Father, Mother……!)
When Origami recalled back her parent’s existence inside her house, she ran into the
city wrapped in flames.
Thinking about it, it was an extremely reckless act. Even if Origami reaches back to
her home, there was nothing she could do. However during that time, Origami was
only thinking about checking her parent’s safety.
Not long later after Origami reached home, her father was holding her mother by the
shoulders while kicking opening the door of her burning house before coming outside.
At that time, Origami could only be relieved. Both her father and mother were alive.
She was so happy she extended her hands to take her father's hand while tears were
floating on her eyes.
However, at that moment.
(-----------Eh?)
A light suddenly poured down from the sky and easily blew Origami’s body away.

yea that dude's op.

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui: breathe it in!
I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demi-god
What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
Hey!
What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!
When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below
You're lookin' at him, yo
Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome!
To stretch the days and bring you fun
Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome!
To fill your sails and shake your trees
So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome!
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground, oh
That was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mini-Maui just tippity-tappin'
Well, anyway let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away
You're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but float
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
And thank you!

Yabai

And------her parents were right under that light.
They became small bits, and it was unthinkable that they had the shape of a human
just a moment ago.
(A-ah……..ah………..Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-----------)
Origami was clattering her teeth while looking up at the sky. The silhouette of the girl
who released that light was there.
(It was you………)
--The one who killed my father and mother.
(I won’t forgive you……..! kill…………I will kill you…..! I will----
definitely………!)
Raising a voice filled with resentment, Origami vowed her revenge.
That was Origami’s meeting with the Spirit.
It became the starting point of a long destiny.
With that day as her boundary, Origami changed.
Since she had no close relatives, she got taken into custody temporarily by an aunt
living nearby but----that aunt was apparently previously related to the AST and, she
was the reason for Origami’s decision for her future life. Her aunt, told her beforehand
to keep this a secret from everyone else while telling Origami of a certain existence.
--Spirits. The disaster killing the world.
After that, Origami started becoming obsessed for knowledge and training.
There was only one reason. The Spirit she saw that time. Find out its identity and kill
her with her own hands.
The young Origami did not know the specific way to do so. That’s why-----she
frantically continued training herself. She trained her body and mind with a strictness
which could be mistaken with the ones from a Shura or Rakshasa to prepare herself to
be able to take action immediately when the day she tracked down her parent’s killer
comes.
Her forte subject was everything. There was no subject she was bad with. She
mastered every knowledge and technique she could gather and completely destroyed
the word [Impossible]

they deadass put Maui in apex legends like 😳😳😳😳😳

I've been staring at the edge of the water
'Long as I can remember, never really knowing why
I wish I could be the perfect daughter
But I come back to the water, no matter how hard I try
Every turn I take, every trail I track
Every path I make, every road leads back
To the place I know, where I can not go, where I long to be
See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me
And no one knows, how far it goes
If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
One day I'll know, if I go there's just no telling how far I'll go
I know everybody on this island, seems so happy on this island
Everything is by design
I know everybody on this island has a role on this island
So maybe I can roll with mine
I can lead with pride, I can make us strong
I'll be satisfied if I play along
But the voice inside sings a different song
What is wrong with me?
See the light as it shines on the sea? It's blinding
But no one knows, how deep it goes
And it seems like it's calling out to me, so come find me
And let me know, what's beyond that line, will I cross that line?
The line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me
And no one knows, how far it goes
If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
One day I'll know, how far I'll go

Shaggy should be in Apex Legend
She no longer cared whether or not she had likes or dislikes for food from that time on
wards. She only needed the adequate amount of nutrients to make a strong body and
didn’t care for anything else.
Her future dream-----was only towards killing that Spirit.
Few years passed since then. Origami knocked on the AST door by her aunt’s referral,
and she became a Wizard after confirming that she had compatibility with the
Realizer.
Origami’s training when she became an AST member became even harsher.
The world was filled with irrationality and no one would try to oppose it. Her limits
could not achieve her goals no matter how hard she tried. In order to live through that
cruel world, she could only continue being strongly conscious about the things she
should do and her own meaning of life.
But even so-----Even that Origami had moments when she can feel at ease.
Yes. It was the young boy she met at that time.
Thinking back, the emotion she had might be more like reliance compared to deep
affections.
Having lost both her parents, Origami was barely able to maintain her sanity thanks to
his existence approaching her.
That’s why-----he became an underlying cause, and even though she got chased out
from the AST because of him, she had not once harbored any hatred towards him.
Now that she thought about it………..Origami might have felt her limits.
The AST was an organization made to defeat the Spirits. The Realizer which is able to
grant super powers to humans.
Even though she had them both, she could not compare to a Spirit at all.
That’s why. Origami wanted more power.
From the DEM industry, the company that invented the Realizer. She wanted the
latest cutting edge equipment and the body to use it.
And, Origami-----

i like the sound of that, but he'd probably just absolutely eradicate every other team as soon as the game starts. maybe they could put in Scooby instead. his power level is still quite high but i think they'll be able to balance him a bit.

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby
Did your granny say listen to your heart
Be who you are on the inside
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied!
I'd rather be
Shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
Shiny
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec!
Don't you know
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)
Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinners
I just love free food
And you look like seafood (seafood)
Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his look
You little semi-demi-mini-god
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the hook (get it?)
You don't swing it like you used to, man
Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For just like you I made myself a work of art
I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too
Shiny
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
Strut my stuff; my stuff is so
Shiny
Send your armies but they'll never be enough
My shell's too tough
Maui man, you could try, try, try
But you can't expect a demi-god
To beat a decapod (give it up)
You will die, die, die
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart
Far from the ones who abandoned you
Chasing the love of these humans
Who made you feel wanted
You tried to be tough
But your armour's just not hard enough
Maui
Now it's time to kick your
Hiney
Ever seen someone so
Shiny
Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see
C'est la vie mon ami
I'm so
Shiny
Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea
Just for me
You'll never be quite as
Shiny
You wish you were nice and
Shiny

I think it's fine if they add Bugs Bunny The God of Destruction too
Chapter 1: The Targeted Shidou
Part 1
The smell was the odd thing he felt first in the dark.
It smelled sweet like a flower or soap. It clearly didn't belong to him but, it suddenly
tickled Shidou’s nose.
“Hn…….”
He stirred around while making a small groan before taking a stretch while lying
down.
This time after he did that, he felt a warm and soft feeling at the back of his hand and
a soft [Kyaa] could be heard at the same time as well.
“Heh……?”
After Shidou forcefully awaken his cloudy consciousness, he rubbed his eyes while
slowly raising his body.
His familiar bed was the first thing that entered his view. On top of the white sheets,
there were wrinkled blankets and bath blankets covered on top. But, it was clear that
the feeling he felt on his hand was not that and more importantly, cloths don’t give out
voices. Shidou slowly raised his sights.
When he did that,
“Fufu…..Good morning, Shidou-kun”
A girl in her underwear was snuggling beside Shidou while relaxing her mouth
charmingly and lifting her hair erotically.
She should be in her mid-twenties; she had slender limbs and voluptuous breasts. She
was a beauty with prided proportions that would make even models feel shame.
“…….Hnn, aahh, Goo------“
Shidou replied in a half-awake state before-----stopping mid-way in his words.
“U-uwaahhhhhhhh!?”
The same time his brain understood the strange situation, Shidou took some distance
back to make a gap between the beauty. But, this was on top of the bed. Having lost

oh my god. you mean THE Bugs Bunny The God of Destruction!?! that's it, i'm messaging the Apex Legends devs rn

Once upon a time...
in a happy forest,
in the happiest tree.
Lived the happiest creatures
the world has ever known.
The Trolls.
They loved naming more
than to sing,
and dance, and hug.
Dance, and hug,
and sing, and dance,
and sing, and hug, and dance...
and hug, and dance,
and sing, and hug,
and dance, and hug...
But then one day,
the Trolls were discovered by...
a Bergen!
The Bergens
didn't know how to sing...
or dance...
or even hug.
They were the most miserable
creatures in ail the land.
And once they saw
how happy the Trolls were...
they wanted some of that
happiness for themselves.
Oh, my God!
Eating a Troll
made them feel so happy...
they started a tradition.
Once a year, every year...
the Bergens would gather
around the Troll Tree...
to taste happiness...
on a holiday they called...
Trollstice.
Whoo!
Good morning, Daddy!
Daddy, wake up!
Daddy, wake up!
Wake up! Wake up, Daddy!
Wake up, Daddy.
Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy, wake up!
Gristle! What time is it?
It's Trollstice!
Trollstice!
Our one day to be happy.
Yeah!
Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!
Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!
Please give it up for
your Keeper of the Trolls...
your Minister of Happiness...
your Royal Chef...
Me.
Ooh!
This is
a very special Trollstice...
as there is one amongst us
who has never tasted a Troll.
Ooh, me!
She is talking about me!
Prince Gristle...
the time has come.
It's okay, son.
I remember being nervous
my first time.
Okay.
That's my boy.
It is my sacred duty...
to initiate you in the
ways of true happiness.
I have chosen an extra-special
Troll, just for you.
The happiest.
The most positive...
sweetest Troll of all.
And because every prince
deserves a princess...
I give you the one
they call Princess Poppy.
Please make me happy,
Princess Poppy.
What are you feeling?
That one's rotten!
It's fake?
Fake?
Fake?
They're gone?
Where are they?
Don't worry, sire.
We'll find them.
I think I hear something!
Go! Go!

They better pay us for these wonderful ideas
the space to support his butt, Shidou fell backwards just like that and hit his head on
the floor.
“Guwahh!”
“A-ra a-ra. Mouu, you have to notice this you know, Shidou-kun”
The sound of the girl giggling could be heard. After Shidou raised his head up in his
face-up body posture, he looked up towards the bed with feelings of perplexity and
surprise mixed together.
“Na……….Natsumi……!? Why are you-----“
He then called the girl’s name with a voice filled with panic.
Yes. Shidou knows this girl. Natsumi. She was the Spirit that had her Reiryoku sealed
by Shidou a few days ago.
“What do you mean why, it’s a greeting. I came here to wake up the sleepyhead you
know”
After Natsumi slowly raised her body, she [hnnn] stretched. Even though it was just
that, it looked like that one scene that happens in movies.
Shidou was close to being attracted to Natsumi’s beautiful gesture for one moment
but, he immediately regained his composure and swung his head.
“Not that………..! No, I am curious as to why you're sleeping there too but, more
importantly----“
Shidou rubbed his eyes once more; he also pinched his cheeks and confirmed that he
wasn’t daydreaming before continuing his words.
“Natsumi, why are you an adult!?”
Yes. Actually, this beautiful lady was not Natsumi’s real appearance.
Natsumi was a spirit with transformation abilities and this was her appearance after
she transformed her body to match an ideal woman’s body.
But, the current Natsumi should have her Reiryoku sealed away by Shidou. Thinking
normally, there was no way she could use her transformation abilities. Even if she use
her limited released powers, it should be only possible when the spirit's mental state is
in considerable disorder.

yea i like money. money is good.

We got Poppy!
Pass her to me!
Here comes Poppy!
Here she is!
Ah! There's my princess.
Da-da.
King Peppy, some of the others
can't keep up.
No Troll left behind!
Thank you, King Peppy!
- Thank you, King Peppy!
- Thank you!
Thank you, King Peppy.
No Troll left behind!
Daddy, where are they?
Don't just stand there!
Make my son happy!
He will be happy!
Where is he?
I don't think
King Peppy made it.
When I say
no Troll left behind...
I mean, no Troll left behind!
King Peppy,
where's Princess Poppy?
Don't worry. She's safe.
No Troll left behind!
Aww!
But we'll be a lot safer
the further we get
from Bergen Town.
Go, go! Hurry!
That's right! Take her away!
Get her out of my sight!
She is hereby banished
from Bergen Town forever.
We can all be happy again.
I'll find the Trolls!
And shove them down
your ungrateful throats.
But, Daddy...
I never got to eat a Troll.
What's gonna make me happy now?
Come here, son.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
You will never, ever, ever,
ever be happy.
Never?
Ever.
Here! Right here!
This is where we will
rebuild our civilization.
It has everything we need.
Fresh air, clean water...
and sweet acoustics.
Ba de ya Say do you remember
Ba de ya Dancing in September
Ba de ya Never was a cloudy day
Twenty years ago today,
King Peppy made us safe...
and now every Troll is free
to be happy
and live in perfect...
Harmony Harmony
Harmony
And that's why
we hug every hour.
Yep.
I wish it was every half hour.
So do I.
But that wouldn't leave
much time
for singing and dancing,
now would it?
Princess Poppy, do the Bergens
still want to eat us?
You bet!
But just because it's the only
way they'll ever be happy.
Oh, no.
I do taste delicious.
Isn't there anything else
to make them happy?
Ooh. What about
having birthday parties?
Or slumber parties?
Or staring at your parents
while they sleep.
But I don't want to be food.
Don't worry.
No Troll ever will be.
And that's why we're celebrating
with the biggest party ever.
Everybody's gonna be there.
Everybody?
Everybody.
Everybody, move
your hair and feel united
Ohh!
Everybody, shake your hair and feel
United
Ohh!
Yeah
Everybody's coming
to the celebration
I'ma hook you up
with the invitation
Let your hair swing
and party with me
No bad vibes

I'd like them to pay me cheesebars
That means, Natsumi’s body has probably fallen prey to a severe stress. No, from
what he could see from Natsumi, it didn't look like her mental state was in disorder at
all------
The room door suddenly opened, just when Shidou was thinking about that.
“Just what is going on, you were so noisy just now”
A middle school aged girl with her hair tied into two sides (twin tails) with black
ribbons entered the room. It was Shidou’s sister, Itsuka Kotori. It seems, she felt
suspicious and came to check the situation out because I raised a loud shout when I
fell down to the floor just now.
“……………wait”
After Kotori looked around the room while opening the door, she looked at Natsumi
who was half-naked, and Shidou who was on the ground before *twitch* her
eyebrows twitched.
Not caring that her panties could be seen from Shidou’s angle, she swung her legs up
before dropping her heel onto Shidou’s stomach while he was facing upwards.
“What the heck are you doing this early in the morningggggg!”
“Gyaann……..”
After Shidou bent his body like the shape of the word く , he held his stomach while
groaning in agony. Maintaining the momentum from when she heel dropped Shidou,
Kotori turned her back to Shidou and after both her legs landed on the ground, she
slammed her left palm into her right fist and took a finishing pose. If this was a
fighting game then, there was no mistake that the word [KO!] would be dancing
between them.
“Fuun, gyaan huh. How about changing your occupation to an antique shop owner?”
“Wh-why you……”
Even though he was raising a voice filled with pain, it seems Kotori did not bother to
listen.
“So, just what were you thinking about when you were going to commit an obscene
act in the house which has your sister in it? I thought you were someone more discrete
and prudent”
“That’s false accusations!”

maybe they should also add a cheesebar power-up item in apex legends too

Just love, you'll see
Do the D-A-N-C-E
One-two-three-four fight
Stick to the B-E-A- Get ready to
Ignite
You are such a P-Y- Catching all the lights
Just easy as A-B-C
That's how you make it right
It ain't hard out here
When you're doing it right
Put a smile on blast
That's the Troll life
And I'm here
to heip you through it
Come on, Smidge,
I know you can do it
Your confidence
gives me strength.
Okay, Mr. Dinkles.
Say, leaves!
Mmm.
Somethings missing.
That's it!
Don't stop, don't
stop Don't stop the beat
I can't stop, can't stop
Can't stop the beat
I won't stop, won't stop
Won't stop the beat
Go!
Everybody, shake your hair and feel
United
Ohh!
Sunshine day,
everybody's singing
Sunshine day
Everybody, move your hair and feel
United
Ohh! Yeah, ohh!
Yeah!
Unbelievable, guys.
Really, really great.
Good job.
I could hear you
from a mile away!
Good. I was worried we weren't
projecting enough.
Poppy, if I can hear you,
so can the Bergens.
Oh, boy.
Here we go again.
Oh, Branch...
You always ruin everything.
Warning us about the Bergens.
No, I don't.
The Bergens are coming!
The Bergens are coming!
The Bergens are coming!
Come on! We haven't seen
a Bergen in 20 years.
They're not gonna find us.
No, they're not
going to find me,
because I'll be
in my highly camouflaged...
heavily fortified,
Bergen-proof survival bunker.
You mean you're not coming
to the party tonight?
But it's going to be
the biggest...
The loudest...
The craziest party ever!
Big? Loud?
Crazy'?
You're just gonna lead
the Bergens right to us!
Are you sure you wanna invite
this party pooper
to poop on your party?
Yes. I think everyone deserves
to be happy.
I don't do happy.
Branch, I know you have
happiness inside you.
You just need
our help to find it.
Celebrate
freedom from the Bergens
What do you say, Branch?
Oh, my God.
I wouldn't be caught dead at
your party, but you will be.
Caught and dead.
Whoa, whoa.
Easy' Branch. Easy.
Thank you for providing
safe passage, brother.
Namaste.
Okay, first of all, mate,
thanks for sharing
your unique perspective
on things.
Again.
But, just for now,
why don't you try on
some positivity, eh?
A little positivity
might go with that vest.
Okay, fine.
I'm positive you all
are going to get eaten.
Hug time!
It is hug time.
Hug time!
Oh, that feels good.
Our hearts are synchronizing!
I can squeeze you forever
Someday,
when the Bergens find us...
and the survival of every
Troll is in your hands...
I sure hope the answer
is singing, dancing,
and hugging...
because that's all you know
how to do.
That is not true!
Poppy can also scrapbook.
I can't believe you're
gonna be queen one day.
Tune out his
negative vibrations, Poppy.
They're toxic.
Some folks just
don't want to be happy.
I guess.
You guessed right.
Boop.
Yeah!
Whoo! I love you so much!
Yeah!
Whoo! Glitter!
YOLO!

me reading this page

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper-thin
Like a house of cards one blow from caving in?
Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under screams, but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you?
'Cause there's a spark in you
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
'Cause baby, you're a firework
C'mon, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby, you're a firework
C'mon, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
You're gonna leave them all in awe, awe, awe
You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow
Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
And when it's time, you'll know
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
'Cause baby, you're a firework
C'mon, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby, you're a firework
C'mon, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
You're gonna leave them all in awe, awe, awe
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through
'Cause baby, you're a firework
C'mon, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby, you're a firework
C'mon, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
You're gonna leave them all in awe, awe, awe
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

that'd be perfect. ok my human battery is running low so i need to go to bed and recharge so i can continue to guard these threads from shitposts in the morning.

More glitter!
Turn it up!
I can't hear you!
Trolls.
Okay, everyone.
I just want to take a moment...
and get a little real.
Poppy!
She's my friend!
I know her!
I'd like to take a second
to celebrate our king...
my father...
who, 20 years ago this night...
saved all of us
from those dreaded...
Bergens.
Gotcha.
Uh...
Cupcake?
Run!
Run! Run!
Poppy, help!
Mr. Dinkles?
- Has anybody seen Mr.
- Dinkles?
Biggie!
Blend in! Blend in!
Blend in!
Poppy!
Run!
Run, Smidge!
Oh, my God!
Poppy, help!
Hurry!
Go! Go! Go!
Phew... Whoa!
Cooper!
Everyone, minimize your auras!
Creek!
No! Poppy!
Hold on.
POPPY!
No!
Creek!
Ow!
Hmm.
Bad Bergen!
Bad, bad Bergen.
Ah...
Bad, bad Bergen!
Dad!
Whoa...
Thanks for throwing
the biggest...
the loudest...
The craziest party ever.
Is it coming back?
What are we gonna do now?
We have to find a new home.
Everyone, hurry.
We have to leave
before the Bergens come back.
We have to rescue them.
No, POPPY, we have to run.
Now, let's go, everyone.
Come on!
What about
"No Troll left behind?
I'm sorry, Poppy-
That was a longtime ago.
And I'm not the king I once was.
Then I'll go.
I'll go and save them.
No, Poppy.
It's too dangerous.
I have to at least try.
No. You can't go to
Bergen Town by yourself.
It's impossible.
Celebrate freedom from the Bergens
Celebrate freedom
from the Bergens
Branch, you're invited!
No! No! No!
Branch! Branch! Branch!
Branch, are you
in there? Huh'?
I'm not going to your party.
The party's over.
We just got
attacked by a Bergen.
I knew it.
Branch!
Shh.
I have to tell you something.
Shh.
I was just gonna...
Shh! Shh!
What?
What could be
so important that it's worth
leading the Bergen right to us?
The Bergen's gone!
You don't know that.
It could still be out there.
Watching.
Waiting.
Listening.
No. It left!
It took Cooper, and Smidge,
and Fuzzbert...
and Satin,
and Chenille, and Biggie,
and Guy Diamond, and Creek!
Mmm.
Which is why I have to ask you.
Will you go to Bergen Town
with me and save everyone?
What? No.
Branch, you can't say no.
They're your friends.
Uh-uh-uh.
They're your friends.
I'm staying right here
in my bunker where it's safe.

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I believe in America.
America has made my fortune.
And I raised my daughter
in the American fashion.
I gave her freedom, but I taught her
never to dishonour her family.
She found a boyfriend, not an Italian.
She went to the movies with him.
She stayed out late.
I didn't protest.
Two months ago he took her for a drive
with another boyfriend.
They made her drink whiskey...
...and then they tried to
take advantage of her.
She resisted, she kept her honour.
So they beat her like an animal.
When I went to the hospital,
her nose was broken...
...her jaw was shattered,
held together by wire.
She couldn't even weep
because of the pain.
But I wept. Why did I weep?
She was the light of my life.
Beautiful girl.
Now she will never be beautiful again.

Westo and Meah made this thread great again. Round of applause!

Tonight.
So what!
Yes.
Eh...
No... no, no, no...
Wait.
Look.
For you.
No... no, no, no...
Watch out.
There you go.
Me... here.
There.
Presto... and there you go.
Good evening.
Please.
Let... let me see.
Rabbit... rabbit...
Ah, rabbit!
Lobster... lobster...
No, thanks.
Well.
Me... pass pass.
Magic, not magic.
Me... magician.
Well, let me start again.
Me, this way.
Bye!
Rabbit?
Ah, rabbit!
Enjoy your meal!
Yes.
Ha ha, that's it! Call his agent!
Pass pass.
Good evening.
Hello.
Yes, I wanted to...
No... no, no, no, no. It's over!
To Sophie Tatischeff...

Longest shit ever posted...

Congats bruh~

levesterz wrote:

Ahh that book Loli fairy 😂

hehe xd

Alexa, play the Titanic OST.....
We are sinking now....