Oh right! Pen nib. Fortunately, I got the solution for you.
First you're going to need a flat surface, preferably a table, where you can set up this product. You're also going to need some light, can't really let the spirits haunt your pen nib. After chanting the royal sun army's lyrics of the paladin's screeching of failure while also killing bandits, your heretic self will need to consume three vials of spider poison, they have to be red, not dark green! The red will grant you much more luck, if you aren't lucky to get three red ones, you'll need to get 24 dark green ones, which is really hard to get as the nearby cave doesn't seem to have many spiders in it.
Once you drink the spider's venom, you will venture to the snowy alps of Russia, so that you can perform the ritual of the sacrifice, so that you may become immortal in the clouds of the darkness, which will grant you the power to restore humanity...
Wait, why did you cut off your pen nib?