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Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns


Hello! Welcome the the OT!Bar, what can I get you?


A quick primer!

Welcome, one and all! To the Off-Topic designated bar! Where you can sit and chat with the locals and your peers, grab a refreshing beverage from one of our bartenders who are here to serve your every command!

Need a second opinion? A helping hand? Just want to get something off your chest? Feel free to do so within my bar! Established on the Second of August 2017,
this bar was founded to do one thing, serve as a catchall hangout.

Of course, no Bar is set without it's drinks and there's plenty on sale at the bar, should you be so inclined to sit there rather than an isolated table with your peers.
The house special is "Shitpost on the Beach", retailing at just 3.99$ a pop.

So grab your friends, sit on down, and cheers!

I hope to see you all here soon.

(It is recommended you listen to smooth jazz whilst browsing and or using this thread)




Yep! We broadcast sports!


As with most normal bars, we broadcast sports here! Namely, the British Premier League of Football, whilst we offer varying updates for other sports you may be interested in, Football is the large focus here. (Yes, I'll be making posts updating people on Football scores during games, if you don't wish to see these, let me know!)

Not interested in football? We've got plenty of other activities for you!




Activities!


Again! As with most other bars, we own 2 pool tables (Rumor has it we keep it at 2 to force social interaction between customers whilst not forcing opposing cliques to interact.), perfect for some lighthearted fun and intense bar competition!

Keeping up the theme of competition and lighthearted fun we also offer a range of other sporting games such as Darts! Not quite a fan of either? Maybe our slot machines or pinball tables will interest you in some singleplayer intense action!

On FRIDAYS ONLY we also offer an open mic opportunity, want to try your hand at stand up comedy? Feel free! Sing some of your favorite songs?
Why are you asking? Get singing!




That's all folks! Get out there and order some damn drinks!
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Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns
So, how about Neymar to Paris Saint Germain eh? Crazy what money in Football does now. A few years ago 50 mill for a world class player was still a stretch, now it's 200 million. Absolutely insane if you ask me.
clover
176 posts
Joined April 2015
clover
can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

FrozenMilkshake wrote:

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Coming right up!

drink
ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth
My only question is do you serve slushies? I prefer blue raspberry, but if you don't, hit me up with the strongest brew out there! This pony's gotta drink anyways to relax and watch the wildfire from a distance.
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

ColdTooth wrote:

My only question is do you serve slushies? I prefer blue raspberry, but if you don't, hit me up with the strongest brew out there! This pony's gotta drink anyways to relax and watch the wildfire from a distance.
I've got you covered, Of course we serve Slushies! How else would I deal with those who are not of legal age (do not say coke.)?

makes a slushy
ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth

Dawnsday wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

My only question is do you serve slushies? I prefer blue raspberry, but if you don't, hit me up with the strongest brew out there! This pony's gotta drink anyways to relax and watch the wildfire from a distance.
I've got you covered, Of course we serve Slushies! How else would I deal with those who are not of legal age (do not say coke.)?

makes a slushy
Aw yeah, time to watch some people argue when it's not Sunday. WoW forums.. y'know, and here too.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Remember KIDS, you're only allowed to drink a glass of water. No alcohol!
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Meah wrote:

Remember KIDS, you're only allowed to drink a glass of water. No alcohol!
Precisely. We are a law abiding establishment.
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
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Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Can i order a glass of milk
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH

Ryoid wrote:

Can i order a glass of milk
Same
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns



Man I'm so bored, holidays are fun for a while then the novelty wears off and I can't socialize anymore
Razzy
256 posts
Joined January 2016
Razzy
can I get a glass of hydrogen peroxide okay thanks bye
ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth

Raspberriel wrote:

can I get a glass of hydrogen peroxide okay thanks bye
Ah, I too enjoy going black because why not. Must be a favorite from Twitter.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
May I get one quality and 2rd new page?
Laurakko
Global Moderator
104 posts
Joined October 2015
Laurakko
can i have a glass of H2SO4?
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks
may i have a boneless pizza
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Lassikko wrote:

can i have a glass of H2SO4?
Not available in this bar my dude.

Raspberriel wrote:

can I get a glass of hydrogen peroxide okay thanks bye
This is also not available within this establishment. Apologies for any inconveniences
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Raspberriel wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
Hey now we just opened, no need for rowdiness just yet
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

Raspberriel wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
you must be a real hoot at parties

just give me a soda, my head hurts
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Hey dulcet, is that a rocket in your pocket
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
no it's my penis
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Can I get a drink?
Razzy
256 posts
Joined January 2016
Razzy

Foxtrot wrote:

Raspberriel wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
you must be a real hoot at parties

just give me a soda, my head hurts
you should've seen the rest of the posts I made before I deleted them

I was definitely not in the right state of mind earlier
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Foxtrot wrote:

Raspberriel wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
you must be a real hoot at parties

just give me a soda, my head hurts
Cream Soda

Hello Foxtrot and welcome to the OT bar, how ya doin?

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

Can I get a drink?
Nondescript beverage
Welcome to the bar Khelly. Please enjoy your stay.
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99
hey dawns; what'd you recommend a total newbie to alcohol?
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH

kai99 wrote:

hey dawns; what'd you recommend a total newbie to alcohol?
milk
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
kai99

KupcaH wrote:

kai99 wrote:

hey dawns; what'd you recommend a total newbie to alcohol?
milk
nuu
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

kai99 wrote:

hey dawns; what'd you recommend a total newbie to alcohol?
Screwdriver (Vodka and Orange) is what I started on and it's actually pretty nice. Depends though, it's about figuring out what you like so honestly you could try just anything.

The easiest way to find out is just to go to a party and drink a bit of everything and find what catches your fancy (except beer, everyone hates beer at first but grows to love it)
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
thanks for the cream soda. how did you know it's one of my favorites?

i'm doing fine. i woke up with a horrible headache but i managed to survive it
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Tbh I don't like alcohol
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Foxtrot wrote:

thanks for the cream soda. how did you know it's one of my favorites?

i'm doing fine. i woke up with a horrible headache but i managed to survive it
i know more about you than you think . . .

glad to hear your headache's cleared up. I used to get (still get) migraines often, relatable pain honestly. shit hurts

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

Tbh I don't like alcohol
If you'd like I can swap you out for a soda of some type? We can't have our customers suffering can we.
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
I'll have Dr Pepper thanks
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

I'll have Dr Pepper thanks
drink

enjoy your time here
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Very good yes
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

abraker wrote:

May I get one quality and 2rd new page?
I still didn't get my order :(
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Does this bar offer a food?
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Ryoid wrote:

Does this bar offer a food?
It offers several a foods
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
yo Dawnsday are you looking for a cook? these people want food and I have a good resume
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

Foxtrot wrote:

yo Dawnsday are you looking for a cook? these people want food and I have a good resume

Immediately hired. Welcome to the team Head Chef Fox!
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Ignored again

Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
A pitcher of cold beer please!
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

abraker wrote:

Ignored again

Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!

Meah wrote:

A pitcher of cold beer please!
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
drink

Drink up! And yep, speak to our head Chef for food reccomendations!



Also Happy Friday from the UK. I'll upload some karaoke stuff later if anyone is interested
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Dawnsday wrote:

Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
I didn't get me one quality >.<////

AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd

BED SERVICE!!!

2st stars
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johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
My head fucking hurts and I need a drink, give me something non-alcoholic, I don't care what it is.
Rurree
1,291 posts
Joined June 2014
Rurree
I dislike Arsenal and hate Tottenham, what can you get for me?
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Aomi
1,993 posts
Joined August 2013
Aomi
i need a drink to help me cool down, nothing alcoholic pls.
ughhh im so pissed off and tired
Dawns
215 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
Dawns

abraker wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
I didn't get me one quality >.<////

AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd

BED SERVICE!!!

2st stars
Here's your quality

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me! The bar's been open a short period of time and it's very early. I'm struggling to form coherent sentences!

johnmedina999 wrote:

My head fucking hurts and I need a drink, give me something non-alcoholic, I don't care what it is.
On the house!

Headache troubles? Hope you're feeling better soon mate!

Madvillain wrote:

I hate Arsenal
Chelski scum. See you in the community shield B)


Aomi wrote:

i need a drink to help me cool down, nothing alcoholic pls.
ughhh im so pissed off and tired
it's non alkie

What's on your mind friend? Care to share with your favorite bartender?
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Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot

Dawnsday wrote:

Immediately hired. Welcome to the team Head Chef Fox!
Why, thank you for such opportunity. One of these days I'll write the menu down.

Meah wrote:

A pitcher of cold beer please!
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
Absolutely! One of today's specials is the Korean spicy beef tripe. A popular dish in the previous bar I worked at!



abraker wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
I didn't get me one quality >.<////

AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd

BED SERVICE!!!

2st stars
We are sorry to hear this. We believe you may have already been served with quality? Please, your next dish or drink is on the house.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

Dawnsday wrote:

abraker wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
I didn't get me one quality >.<////

AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd

BED SERVICE!!!

2st stars


Here's your quality


I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me! The bar's been open a short period of time and it's very early. I'm struggling to form coherent sentences
How do you eat this quality? That looks like a search for my food. I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!
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