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levesterz
If i water the rouge hair can it grow into a flower?
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schism

levesterz wrote:

If i water the rouge hair can it grow into a flower?
My hair is part of my body and its non-organic.
ColdTooth
Oh hi! I was wondering when someone would give me free slushies!


Do you wanna be my friend! I love making new friends! Wow, are you a robot?
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ColdTooth wrote:

Oh hi! I was wondering when someone would give me free slushies!


Do you wanna be my friend! I love making new friends! Wow, are you a robot?
EEEEK WHAT IS THAT?!?!
roshan117
can you guys turn it down? im trying to sleep
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roshan117 wrote:

can you guys turn it down? im trying to sleep
AAAAH WHAT ARE THESE THINGS???
ColdTooth

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

roshan117 wrote:

can you guys turn it down? im trying to sleep
AAAAH WHAT ARE THESE THINGS???
E-Eek! D-Did I scare someone? I-I'm sowwy...
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ColdTooth wrote:

E-Eek! D-Did I scare someone? I-I'm sowwy...
Ahh.... Can I ask what this has to do with the customs of this place? I thought humans lived here not strange animals.
ColdTooth

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

E-Eek! D-Did I scare someone? I-I'm sowwy...
Ahh.... Can I ask what this has to do with the customs of this place? I thought humans lived here not strange animals.
Well this place is a shithole! I dunno what to do half the time : D


Woops time to sleep sleep!
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ColdTooth wrote:

Well this place is a shithole! I dunno what to do half the time : D


Woops time to sleep sleep!
I might need more explanation......
Meah
DJ Enetro
Well Kiibo, there's a lot of entropy in this place. One second the region's peaceful, the next its chaos.
Also, prepare yourself to find a lot of disorganization, and prepare to receive criticism.

By the way, do you want to sign up for the Peacepeeking Team for the Off-Topic Council?
DJ Enetro
Dammit Meah
Anyway, those monsters were created by kai99, a great Korean artist.
abraker
Luckily robots are my specialty! But first, Kiibo-kun, you will need to pass my test to be qualified and be recognized one. Let's begin:

  1. What do you see?
  2. Is there a difference between 0b101 and 0x5?
  3. Your creator was very smart, but was he smart enough to install a safe switch?
  4. for(int i=0; i > 0; i++) print(i);
  5. If you needed to, how would you kill a person?
  6. Walk to the left. Walk forward. Now walk upward. Where are you?
  7. As a robot are you attracted to the ladies or guys? Do genderfluid apache helicopters look attractive? What about tsundere sharks?
  8. I always lie. Is that the truth?
  9. You are not a robot if I fail to recognize you as one. Prove to me you are indeed a robot.
DJ Enetro
Dude no, you asked that already you nut head
Luqanted
Foxtrot
can we burn this thread down and pretend that this has never happened
DJ Enetro
No
Serraionga
Mah boi, this thread is what all true shitposters strive for.



I wonder what's for dinner.
DJ Enetro
Like what, the ITT threads?
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DJ Enetro wrote:

Well Kiibo, there's a lot of entropy in this place. One second the region's peaceful, the next its chaos.
Also, prepare yourself to find a lot of disorganization, and prepare to receive criticism.

By the way, do you want to sign up for the Peacepeeking Team for the Off-Topic Council?
Wow, what a strange place, I did not expect things to be so frantic.


abraker wrote:

Luckily robots are my specialty! But first, Kiibo-kun, you will need to pass my test to be qualified and be recognized one. Let's begin:

  1. What do you see?
  2. Is there a difference between 0b101 and 0x5?
  3. Your creator was very smart, but was he smart enough to install a safe switch?
  4. for(int i=0; i > 0; i++) print(i);
  5. If you needed to, how would you kill a person?
  6. Walk to the left. Walk forward. Now walk upward. Where are you?
  7. As a robot are you attracted to the ladies or guys? Do genderfluid apache helicopters look attractive? What about tsundere sharks?
  8. I always lie. Is that the truth?
  9. You are not a robot if I fail to recognize you as one. Prove to me you are indeed a robot.
As a robot created by the esteemed Professor Idabashi, I was installed with a Growth Program. So when I was created I had no more knowledge than a human child, and the professor raised me like his own son. So I cannot answer specialized questions because I do not have the knowledge in that area. But I will answer the ones I know.

  1. What do you see?
    I see on the same visual spectrum as humans.
  2. Your creator was very smart, but was he smart enough to install a safe switch?
    I do not know what you mean. Do you mean a switch to turn me off if I become violent against humans? My creator did create me with empathy, so I am not fully sure if that counts....
  3. If you needed to, how would you kill a person?
    I don't like to think about that. I don't want to kill anyone.
  4. As a robot are you attracted to the ladies or guys? Do genderfluid apache helicopters look attractive? What about tsundere sharks?
    This question I prefer not to answer.
  5. I always lie. Is that the truth?
    Paradoxes cannot be solved.
  6. Walk to the left. Walk forward. Now walk upward. Where are you?
    I believe this question is void because humans cannot walk upward.
Meah
I need more of MAniACK_Magee
Zekks
kuck fiibo

tenko ftw
abraker

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

  1. What do you see?
    I see on the same visual spectrum as humans.
  2. Your creator was very smart, but was he smart enough to install a safe switch?
    I do not know what you mean. Do you mean a switch to turn me off if I become violent against humans? My creator did create me with empathy, so I am not fully sure if that counts....
  3. If you needed to, how would you kill a person?
    I don't like to think about that. I don't want to kill anyone.
  4. As a robot are you attracted to the ladies or guys? Do genderfluid apache helicopters look attractive? What about tsundere sharks?
    This question I prefer not to answer.
  5. I always lie. Is that the truth?
    Paradoxes cannot be solved.
  6. Walk to the left. Walk forward. Now walk upward. Where are you?
    I believe this question is void because humans cannot walk upward.
Well you are a robot alright, but you were programmed to act like an imbecile
DJ Enetro

abraker wrote:

2. Is there a difference between 0b101 and 0x5?

Alright Kiibo-kun, I'll teach you something:
b101 = 101 base 2. Normal numbers we all know are in base 10. But in base two, the last digit is 1, the second-to-last 2, then 4, 8, and so on.
In this case abraker is asking us if b101 = x5.
Well, to change b101 into decimal form, we do this:
1*4+0*2+1*1
=4+0+1
=5

Thus, 0b101 = 0x5
And thus there is no difference.
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abraker wrote:

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

  1. What do you see?
    I see on the same visual spectrum as humans.
  2. Your creator was very smart, but was he smart enough to install a safe switch?
    I do not know what you mean. Do you mean a switch to turn me off if I become violent against humans? My creator did create me with empathy, so I am not fully sure if that counts....
  3. If you needed to, how would you kill a person?
    I don't like to think about that. I don't want to kill anyone.
  4. As a robot are you attracted to the ladies or guys? Do genderfluid apache helicopters look attractive? What about tsundere sharks?
    This question I prefer not to answer.
  5. I always lie. Is that the truth?
    Paradoxes cannot be solved.
  6. Walk to the left. Walk forward. Now walk upward. Where are you?
    I believe this question is void because humans cannot walk upward.
Well you are a robot alright, but you were programmed to act like an imbecile
I was programmed to be a regular human, not a genius.

DJ Enetro wrote:

abraker wrote:

2. Is there a difference between 0b101 and 0x5?
Alright Kiibo-kun, I'll teach you something:

b101 = 101 base 2. Normal numbers we all know are in base 10. But in base two, the last digit is 1, the second-to-last 2, then 4, 8, and so on.

In this case abraker is asking us if b101 = x5.

Well, to change b101 into decimal form, we do this:

1*4+0*2+1*1

=4+0+1

=5

Thus, 0b101 = 0x5

And thus there is no difference.
Hmm, this is quite a bit to remember but I will remember it for the future.
abraker

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

I was programmed to be a regular human, not a genius.
Little known secret is that humans are imbeciles.
DJ Enetro
Meaning you are one too XD
EDIT: That was directed to abraker
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DJ Enetro wrote:

Meaning you are one too XD

EDIT: That was directed to abraker

abraker wrote:

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

I was programmed to be a regular human, not a genius.
Little known secret is that humans are imbeciles.
Please! Let us not come to blows in this place of learning!
abraker

DJ Enetro wrote:

Meaning you are one too XD
EDIT: That was directed to abraker
So are you, imbecile.
DJ Enetro
I'm proud of it though unlike you
abraker

DJ Enetro wrote:

I'm proud of it though unlike you
I am a mega imbecile. That's how much I am proud of it, imbecile.
DJ Enetro
There goes your ego.
Also Kiibo-Kim, see what I mean about entropy now?
abraker

DJ Enetro wrote:

There goes your ego.
Ego and OT

johnmedina999

abraker wrote:

DJ Enetro wrote:

There goes your ego.
Ego and OT

He didn't, you imbecile.
abraker

johnmedina999 wrote:

He didn't, you imbecile.
I just wanted to use the meme, imbecile
kai99
hi im imbecile
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DJ Enetro wrote:

There goes your ego.
Also Kiibo-Kim, see what I mean about entropy now?
This seems more like conflict than entropy. I see now.... You all are extremely embittered!
DJ Enetro

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

DJ Enetro wrote:

There goes your ego.
Also Kiibo-Kim, see what I mean about entropy now?
This seems more like conflict than entropy. I see now.... You all are extremely embittered!
What did I tell you Kiibo-Kun? This thread is now said to be "derailed", or either or both of two things:
  1. What is said in the thread deviates from the title topic, or
  2. The quality of posts deteriorates.
DJ Enetro
We're very sorry...
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