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DJ Enetro
Like what, the ITT threads?
Topic Starter
schism

DJ Enetro wrote:

Well Kiibo, there's a lot of entropy in this place. One second the region's peaceful, the next its chaos.
Also, prepare yourself to find a lot of disorganization, and prepare to receive criticism.

By the way, do you want to sign up for the Peacepeeking Team for the Off-Topic Council?
Wow, what a strange place, I did not expect things to be so frantic.


abraker wrote:

Luckily robots are my specialty! But first, Kiibo-kun, you will need to pass my test to be qualified and be recognized one. Let's begin:

  1. What do you see?
  2. Is there a difference between 0b101 and 0x5?
  3. Your creator was very smart, but was he smart enough to install a safe switch?
  4. for(int i=0; i > 0; i++) print(i);
  5. If you needed to, how would you kill a person?
  6. Walk to the left. Walk forward. Now walk upward. Where are you?
  7. As a robot are you attracted to the ladies or guys? Do genderfluid apache helicopters look attractive? What about tsundere sharks?
  8. I always lie. Is that the truth?
  9. You are not a robot if I fail to recognize you as one. Prove to me you are indeed a robot.
As a robot created by the esteemed Professor Idabashi, I was installed with a Growth Program. So when I was created I had no more knowledge than a human child, and the professor raised me like his own son. So I cannot answer specialized questions because I do not have the knowledge in that area. But I will answer the ones I know.

  1. What do you see?
    I see on the same visual spectrum as humans.
  2. Your creator was very smart, but was he smart enough to install a safe switch?
    I do not know what you mean. Do you mean a switch to turn me off if I become violent against humans? My creator did create me with empathy, so I am not fully sure if that counts....
  3. If you needed to, how would you kill a person?
    I don't like to think about that. I don't want to kill anyone.
  4. As a robot are you attracted to the ladies or guys? Do genderfluid apache helicopters look attractive? What about tsundere sharks?
    This question I prefer not to answer.
  5. I always lie. Is that the truth?
    Paradoxes cannot be solved.
  6. Walk to the left. Walk forward. Now walk upward. Where are you?
    I believe this question is void because humans cannot walk upward.
Meah
I need more of MAniACK_Magee
Zekks
kuck fiibo

tenko ftw
abraker

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

  1. What do you see?
    I see on the same visual spectrum as humans.
  2. Your creator was very smart, but was he smart enough to install a safe switch?
    I do not know what you mean. Do you mean a switch to turn me off if I become violent against humans? My creator did create me with empathy, so I am not fully sure if that counts....
  3. If you needed to, how would you kill a person?
    I don't like to think about that. I don't want to kill anyone.
  4. As a robot are you attracted to the ladies or guys? Do genderfluid apache helicopters look attractive? What about tsundere sharks?
    This question I prefer not to answer.
  5. I always lie. Is that the truth?
    Paradoxes cannot be solved.
  6. Walk to the left. Walk forward. Now walk upward. Where are you?
    I believe this question is void because humans cannot walk upward.
Well you are a robot alright, but you were programmed to act like an imbecile
DJ Enetro

abraker wrote:

2. Is there a difference between 0b101 and 0x5?

Alright Kiibo-kun, I'll teach you something:
b101 = 101 base 2. Normal numbers we all know are in base 10. But in base two, the last digit is 1, the second-to-last 2, then 4, 8, and so on.
In this case abraker is asking us if b101 = x5.
Well, to change b101 into decimal form, we do this:
1*4+0*2+1*1
=4+0+1
=5

Thus, 0b101 = 0x5
And thus there is no difference.
Topic Starter
schism

abraker wrote:

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

  1. What do you see?
    I see on the same visual spectrum as humans.
  2. Your creator was very smart, but was he smart enough to install a safe switch?
    I do not know what you mean. Do you mean a switch to turn me off if I become violent against humans? My creator did create me with empathy, so I am not fully sure if that counts....
  3. If you needed to, how would you kill a person?
    I don't like to think about that. I don't want to kill anyone.
  4. As a robot are you attracted to the ladies or guys? Do genderfluid apache helicopters look attractive? What about tsundere sharks?
    This question I prefer not to answer.
  5. I always lie. Is that the truth?
    Paradoxes cannot be solved.
  6. Walk to the left. Walk forward. Now walk upward. Where are you?
    I believe this question is void because humans cannot walk upward.
Well you are a robot alright, but you were programmed to act like an imbecile
I was programmed to be a regular human, not a genius.

DJ Enetro wrote:

abraker wrote:

2. Is there a difference between 0b101 and 0x5?
Alright Kiibo-kun, I'll teach you something:

b101 = 101 base 2. Normal numbers we all know are in base 10. But in base two, the last digit is 1, the second-to-last 2, then 4, 8, and so on.

In this case abraker is asking us if b101 = x5.

Well, to change b101 into decimal form, we do this:

1*4+0*2+1*1

=4+0+1

=5

Thus, 0b101 = 0x5

And thus there is no difference.
Hmm, this is quite a bit to remember but I will remember it for the future.
abraker

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

I was programmed to be a regular human, not a genius.
Little known secret is that humans are imbeciles.
DJ Enetro
Meaning you are one too XD
EDIT: That was directed to abraker
Topic Starter
schism

DJ Enetro wrote:

Meaning you are one too XD

EDIT: That was directed to abraker

abraker wrote:

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

I was programmed to be a regular human, not a genius.
Little known secret is that humans are imbeciles.
Please! Let us not come to blows in this place of learning!
abraker

DJ Enetro wrote:

Meaning you are one too XD
EDIT: That was directed to abraker
So are you, imbecile.
DJ Enetro
I'm proud of it though unlike you
abraker

DJ Enetro wrote:

I'm proud of it though unlike you
I am a mega imbecile. That's how much I am proud of it, imbecile.
DJ Enetro
There goes your ego.
Also Kiibo-Kim, see what I mean about entropy now?
abraker

DJ Enetro wrote:

There goes your ego.
Ego and OT

johnmedina999

abraker wrote:

DJ Enetro wrote:

There goes your ego.
Ego and OT

He didn't, you imbecile.
abraker

johnmedina999 wrote:

He didn't, you imbecile.
I just wanted to use the meme, imbecile
kai99
hi im imbecile
Topic Starter
schism

DJ Enetro wrote:

There goes your ego.
Also Kiibo-Kim, see what I mean about entropy now?
This seems more like conflict than entropy. I see now.... You all are extremely embittered!
DJ Enetro

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

DJ Enetro wrote:

There goes your ego.
Also Kiibo-Kim, see what I mean about entropy now?
This seems more like conflict than entropy. I see now.... You all are extremely embittered!
What did I tell you Kiibo-Kun? This thread is now said to be "derailed", or either or both of two things:
  1. What is said in the thread deviates from the title topic, or
  2. The quality of posts deteriorates.
DJ Enetro
We're very sorry...
Topic Starter
schism

DJ Enetro wrote:

What did I tell you Kiibo-Kun? This thread is now said to be "derailed", or either or both of two things:
  1. What is said in the thread deviates from the title topic, or
  2. The quality of posts deteriorates.
This is all well and fine, I want to learn more about how this place functions naturally.
Zekks
Kiibo tickle attack
Topic Starter
schism

[ - Zekks - ] wrote:

Kiibo tickle attack
I cannot be ticked because I do not feel that sensation.
ptar124
who's the best robot? is it 2b or not 2b that is the question.
badum tssch
ik my jokes are great
praise me
i need attention
nier is love
nier is life
2b x 9s ship 4eva
shut up
kilme pls
abraker

MAniACK_Magee wrote:

[ - Zekks - ] wrote:

Kiibo tickle attack
I cannot be ticked because I do not feel that sensation.
So you will never feel the warm touch of you significant other's electro circuits arcing across your systems?
DJ Enetro
Well, he is a robot that feels and doesn't feel at the same time. IMO, programming entropy into a robot...
kiibo-kun how long did it take for your professor to build you?
Topic Starter
schism
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