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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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Endaris
You can map some trackpads to absolute area so they work like minitablets.
kai99

Endaris wrote:

You can map some trackpads to absolute area so they work like minitablets.
I've heard about that, but haven't tried it because all the links I found to the softwares were outdated.
Maybe I'll try and search more.
Blitzfrog
My skin peeled off when I played on this 5* map with trackpad
Jordan
Meah

Jordan wrote:

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491182352043.webm :^(

link is sfw
i saw sfw, i do not feel safe.
kai99

Blitzfrog wrote:

My skin peeled off when I played on this 5* map with trackpad
:( hopefully that doesnt happen to me
Meah
Slimes doesn'thave skin
levesterz

Blitzfrog wrote:

My skin peeled off when I played on this 5* map with trackpad
I wish my skin peeled off when I play....... I mean ouche
Blitzfrog
I blame BD's squares
Took my skin off like my accuracy
kai99
Meah x Fizzn fanfic when
kai99

Blitzfrog wrote:

I blame BD's squares
Took my skin off like my accuracy
rip acc
Meah

kai99 wrote:

Meah x Fizzn fanfic when
no
Blitzfrog
Oh that's good looking tbh
kai99

Blitzfrog wrote:

Oh that's good looking tbh
levesterz

kai99 wrote:

Meah x Fizzn fanfic when
Did someone said fanfic?
kai99
rip
Blitzfrog
Levesterz's time to shine
Meah
rip
johnmedina999
I'm excited
Blitzfrog

johnmedina999 wrote:

I'm excited
kai99

Blitzfrog wrote:

johnmedina999 wrote:

I'm excited
Meah
This might cause my retirement
kai99
why is everyone awake at this time i gotta go sleep??
Blitzfrog

kai99 wrote:

why is everyone awake at this time i gotta go sleep??
Time to switch country

It's actually relatively quiet when you're gone
Meah
Pls no, I might die from it!
kai99
Tae
pandas are cute but what even is that noise
kai99
panda: neaahhhh
hnnnnnng
Rurree
i got broads in atlanta
DaddyCoolVipper
fuck
johnmedina999
same tbh
picky picky_old
interesting
kai99

picky picky wrote:

interesting
johnmedina999

picky picky wrote:

interesting
Stop posting things that are interesting! You are supposed to post shit that isn't interesting!
Comfy Slippers

Madvillain wrote:

i got broads in atlanta
moms spaghetti
Jordan


I'm fucking dying this is the 4th time this channel reuploads it after it gets deleted
Milkshake
I probably missed the joke because I don't get why they'd keep deleting it
Jordan

Milkshake wrote:

I probably missed the joke because I don't get why they'd keep deleting it
copyright strike
Mahogany
maybe they should stop infringing on copyright then
Razzy

Mahogany wrote:

maybe they should stop infringing on copyright then
now that's just silly
kai99
rip vid.
_handholding

Mahogany wrote:

maybe they should stop infringing on copyright then
ok middle aged woman teacher that so happens to be unmarried and has recently encountered a misfortune but it wasn't debt to child payment checks because her uterus is a baron inhospitable wasteland hence will not be able to have children and is also very insecure about her looks but too stuck up to deal with her own problems by herself and would lash it out on her students especially the male students for example exercising double standards between the male and female gender each and every day but not in the presence of the headteacher because she secretly has a crush on him even though he's married and fantasizes about him leaving his wife for her in the toilets where she also masturbates over this fantasy and then one day she was caught by a student but had lesbian sex with the student in hopes they would keep their mouth closed but then a rumour has spread around the school and now has to lay low 50 miles away from any town or city in fear that the police will catch her and throw her in prison
Serraionga
i just love sharing a cozy hot cup of lapsang souchong tea
Meah

You guys need a glass of milo +3 balanced meals everyday
B1rd
I love it how they market sugar as a health food.
lol
yeah man thats fucking hilarious
Mahogany
I'm not sure if there are any regulations behind the use of the term "health food" so that probably explains it
I think I saw a TIL about it too, a few months ago
Jordan

kai99 wrote:

rip vid.
hell no
kai99
lmao
B1rd
The Streisand effect in action, making bad music popular. Whoever did the background music did a 100 times better job than the guy mumbling incoherently into the microphone.
kai99




FUCK
Railey2

B1rd wrote:

The Streisand effect in action, making bad music popular. Whoever did the background music did a 100 times better job than the guy mumbling incoherently into the microphone.
that's not what the Streisand effect is at all
Comfy Slippers

B1rd wrote:

The Streisand effect in action, making bad music popular. Whoever did the background music did a 100 times better job than the guy mumbling incoherently into the microphone.
there is no such thing as bad music

except 4 kpop
Rurree
is it just me or is milo bland, little to no sugar at all
Comfy Slippers
its nearly 7 pm, i havent slept, im tired and depressed and i had THIS playing on loop for the past ~3 hours

think im malfunctioning


its been 35-ish hours since i last slept

send help pls
B1rd
Aurani
I thought you left those edgy childish links in tuuba. :p
B1rd
dat edgy pew research
Aurani
You need to go far, far edgier than that to convince me that you're the real Bird.
Milkshake
it is the real bird. he's just upsetti spaghetti because of the tuuba dictatorship that got one of his posts deleted.
Mara
What made you leave Tuuba though, Aurani? I don't think you are sharing the same story with B1rd.
Aurani

Mara wrote:

What made you leave Tuuba though, Aurani? I don't think you are sharing the same story with B1rd.
Tbh I love the place and the people there, but I can't fucking handle that tupsu kid. The fact that he/she/it is bratty and has an unrefined, sardonic and downright nauseating opinion of EVERYTHING that's being discussed is something I haven't seen anywhere else.
So, instead of making a drama out of it, seeing as I wasn't of any importance to the place, I just "left". I still browse it every now and then to check up on my favourite Turkish delight (kinda miss her tbh), Briansky, IppE, the crazy Argentinian, you and some other people.

You also need to tell me when those speedrunning contests on twitch are again. I enjoyed it the last time I watched it.
B1rd
Having my posts deleted and certain topics censored because some special snowflakes get triggered is intolerable. Fuck ippe if he thinks he can just delete my posts on whatever arbitrary whim like he's playing king of the fucking castle.
Aurani
Well every place has its rules and the censorship/deletion of some posts indicates that you crossed the line somewhere. What did you post this time you radical mongrel? :p
B1rd
Donald Trump memes.
Milkshake
I think it was something about or related to tupsu and trump. a meme from the bottom of b1rd's heart as far as I can remember... but hey, in the end, he IS the king of the castle. it's his forum after all and he can delete w/e he feels like, even if his reasoning isn't good enough for your taste.
Aurani
Good Trump memes or bad ones?
Either way fuck tupsu, deserves to be killed and fed to coyotes.
B1rd
You're right, my mistake was trusting that having physical control over the server was unnecessary. "Might makes right" after all.
Milkshake
then he could say it was right to not to give you physical control the server because it was childish.
B1rd
?
Milkshake
the post that got deleted was pretty childish. you could've "saved" it for yourself and I believe you knew it was going to get deleted. so what was it good for?
Aurani
You know you've fallen low when a barely legal kebab mongrel is trying to teach you right from wrong. :V
B1rd

Milkshake wrote:

the post that got deleted was pretty childish. you could've "saved" it for yourself and I believe you knew it was going to get deleted. so what was it good for?
What do I care if you think it was "childish"? That's just your subjective opinion, and I've heard other people comment differently. The minute you start thinking that your opinions on whether something is "childish" or not constitute a legitimate reason to start censoring me is the moment I leave. And FYI, the reason I posted it was because I was sick of all the stupid talk of rules and I was forcing IppE to show his hand.

Let's be clear, it wasn't deleted because of any perceived insult, it was deleted because of a unilateral decision by IppE, for some reason, to ban Trump memes from ITT because they triggered a minority of people there. Don't try and shift the blame to me what what I posted, your argument is that "it's his server, so he can do whatever he wants". So be it. I don't want anything to do with that type of authoritarian bullshit which is the reason I advocated leaving for Tuuba in the first place.
Mahogany
It literally is your fault though
Milkshake
god bless the osu forums. you can post all the trump memes you wish for B)
you knew you're going to cross the line and then you complain he decided to act however he wished to?
Aurani

Mahogany wrote:

It literally is your fault though
How is it his fault? If what he's saying is true, that would mean IppE made a decision to please other people there who were triggered by meaningless jokes.
If you get offended by a joke, grow the fuck up.

The ONLY way for it to be a justifiable "ban" is if Bird is lying and it had nothing to do with other people and it was objectively over the top and stretching the rules of the place.
Milkshake
afaik, tuuba's rules are arbitrary. something around "don't be stupid" would be the most precise way to put it.
Mahogany

Aurani wrote:

How is it his fault?
He was outright told that posting more stuff would lead to removals and then continued to do so.

Aurani wrote:

If you get offended by a joke, grow the fuck up.
If you get offended by people taking offense to your joke, grow the fuck up.

Aurani wrote:

The ONLY way for it to be a justifiable "ban" is if Bird is lying and it had nothing to do with other people and it was objectively over the top and stretching the rules of the place.
afaik there was no ban, b1rd just chose to leave because he's not allowed his safe space.
Even so, this is basic democracy lmao. b1rd was harming the forum more than he was helping it, so he got thrown the fuck out. Seems reasonable to me
Aurani
So basically, he is right by saying it's a faux dictatorship. No true forum has ever worked with arbitrary rules, and the only reason Tuuba is working as it is, is because everyone there is completely comfortable with the others. The moment a new face arrives or someone gets offended and starts complaining is the moment everything goes to shit.

Idk, I have yet to see what those "memes" were to be able to decide whose fault that was.

Also Mahogany mate, what you just wrote there at the end isn't a trait of democracy, but authoritarian rule. :V
Milkshake
not everyone is comfy with each other @ tuuba. but they're also not being intentionally asses towards each other.
Mahogany

Aurani wrote:

So basically, he is right by saying it's a faux dictatorship. No true forum has ever worked with arbitrary rules, and the only reason Tuuba is working as it is, is because everyone there is completely comfortable with the others. The moment a new face arrives or someone gets offended and starts complaining is the moment everything goes to shit.
Not really, people piss on trash boat all the time, for example, yet we're all still buds. B1rd is just too inept to coexist with other people, apparently.

Milkshake wrote:

not everyone is comfy with each other @ tuuba. but they're also not being intentionally asses towards each other.
this puts it best tbh.

Aurani wrote:

Also Mahogany mate, what you just wrote there at the end isn't a trait of democracy, but authoritarian rule. :V
Several people chimed in to tell b1rd to shut up. Nobody chimed up in support of b1rd. So, the decision was made. That's democracy, yo.
Yuudachi-kun
I support b1rd against your olgopolist tolaitaran façade of a democracy
Endaris
democracy is a lie
Mahogany

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

I support b1rd against your olgopolist tolaitaran façade of a democracy
"It's not democracy unless I get what I want"
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

I support b1rd against your olgopolist tolaitaran façade of a democracy
"It's not democracy unless I get what I want"

"It's a democracy when I get what I want"
Milkshake
m-muh tump memes!!1
Milkshake
come the fuck on anyone who joined tuuba knew it's IppE's dictatorship
Aurani
The only reason you're still "buds" with him is because he is genuinely a nice guy. Most people say that they actually think something is wrong with him and that he's an idiot, so I don't think you're all "buds". I fucking hate the friendly dilly dally bullshit with backstabbing others. I can count the number of people who actually like Boat on my fucking left hand.
Anyways, that was completely off-topic. Boat is a good guy and deserves love.

I hardly think you know what democracy is, my child. 3 offended people telling Bird to shut up is hardly a majority and I'm 100% sure those people were either IppE's fuckbuddies or simply children who can't take a joke.
If it was THAT big of a problem, you could've simply solved it by outright telling Bird to stop being retarded and look around himself - that the posts he makes are not interesting to anyone around. I don't think that's how IppE operates, though. He probably simply deleted it right off the bat.
Yuudachi-kun
That's why I left
Milkshake
@yuudachi I'm not so sure who you were in tuuba because I don't recognize your username really (offtopic)

@aurani he did warn him before deleting his post. he was asked to move his trump memes to the politics thread instead. while I don't really get the intense whining about them coming from certain people there (I personally found them funny tbh), I don't see the big deal with not posting them in the ITT thread but in the politics thread instead :thinking:
Endaris
he's Kheldragar
Aurani
So let me get this straight - he posted some shit and was warned to post it in the appropriate thread, then ignored it and continued posting it where it doesn't belong?
That's another thing altogether. He is at fault for not adhering to common sense and posting it where it belongs. If what you said is true, it has nothing to do with any rules of the forum or with IppE at all.
In that case it's his common sense that failed completely.
Mahogany

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

"It's a democracy when I get what I want"
Getting rid of b1rd is something that was supported by at least a significant portion of the userbase
So nah, it's democracy fam

Aurani wrote:

Most people say that they actually think something is wrong with him and that he's an idiot, so I don't think you're all "buds". I fucking hate the friendly dilly dally bullshit with backstabbing others. I can count the number of people who actually like Boat on my fucking left hand.
Well in that aspect, I agree with you. Boat is a cool dude and fuck anyone who says he's an idiot or anything. You can count me in on that hand of yours.

Aurani wrote:

I hardly think you know what democracy is, my child. 3 offended people telling Bird to shut up is hardly a majority and I'm 100% sure those people were either IppE's fuckbuddies or simply children who can't take a joke.
It was a majority of all people who cared about the issue. It was a fairly heated time, and I think it's rather telling that nobody spoke up to defend bird specifically. The rest of the people who didn't speak up didn't care whether he was banned or not. I mean, you don't say real-life elections aren't democratic just because of low voter turnout.

Not wanting to see his shitty offensive jokes doesn't make someone a child, it just means they don't want to see his content on the forum. In which case, voting to get rid of him is literally the most democratic thing they could do.

Aurani wrote:

If it was THAT big of a problem, you could've simply solved it by outright telling Bird to stop being retarded and look around himself - that the posts he makes are not interesting to anyone around. I don't think that's how IppE operates, though. He probably simply deleted it right off the bat.
Bird WAS told to shut the fuck up and that nobody liked his stuff. His response was to turn it up to 11 and intentionally acting unpleasant to others. Then he left because he got all pissy he couldn't autistically screech at people all the time.

Aurani wrote:

So let me get this straight - he posted some shit and was warned to post it in the appropriate thread, then ignored it and continued posting it where it doesn't belong?
That's another thing altogether. He is at fault for not adhering to common sense and posting it where it belongs. If what you said is true, it has nothing to do with any rules of the forum or with IppE at all.
In that case it's his common sense that failed completely.
Aye, that's pretty much what happened.
Endaris
Real life elections aren't democratic anyway.
Comfy Slippers
40h+

ayyy leggooooo.. goin for my personal record of ~50 hours

fuck sleep, shit's 4 d weak
Milkshake
comfy sliders u always post good content. lov u bud.
B1rd

Aurani wrote:

So let me get this straight - he posted some shit and was warned to post it in the appropriate thread, then ignored it and continued posting it where it doesn't belong?
That's another thing altogether. He is at fault for not adhering to common sense and posting it where it belongs. If what you said is true, it has nothing to do with any rules of the forum or with IppE at all.
In that case it's his common sense that failed completely.
My common sense works just fine. Since when is the ITT thread not a general thread for everything? And since when has a certain topic been banned from ITT because there is another thread for it? I could have applied this argument to everything else and complained because someone mentioned something to do with food, because there is a food thread. The reality is, Tuuba doesn't have a big enough userbase so segregating topics doesn't work well and it doesn't promote good discussion. There was no valid reason why Trump memes alone should be targeted; the reality is that it was done because it triggered a few people and IppE and a few others thought that their right not to be offended trumped my right to free speech.
Comfy Slippers
am alzo noeledgeable en polleeteks butt aye kep et 2 maiself
Mahogany

B1rd wrote:

My common sense works just fine. Since when is the ITT thread not a general thread for everything? And since when has a certain topic been banned from ITT because there is another thread for it?
When people agreed on it, which happened.

B1rd wrote:

I could have applied this argument to everything else and complained because someone mentioned something to do with food, because there is a food thread.
Then you should have, and we would have voted on it.

B1rd wrote:

The reality is, Tuuba doesn't have a big enough userbase so segregating topics doesn't work well and it doesn't promote good discussion.
The place has gotten a lot better since you left so not really.

B1rd wrote:

There was no valid reason why Trump memes alone should be targeted; the reality is that it was done because it triggered a few people and IppE and a few others thought that their right not to be offended trumped my right to free speech.
Your memes being voted out is a demonstration of OUR free speech.
Also, that's not how free speech works. Best XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1357/
Aurani
Well I've now seen the posts where IppE and Bird were talking about the thing. I still have no idea what Bird posted, but let me put it like this:
I'm COMPLETELY on IppE's side if Bird posted some shit that could start a discussion about politics. So basically something serious.
I'm COMPLETELY on Bird's side if Bird only posted a joke, because a joke that is political in nature is still just a joke and thus has no reason to be posted in its appropriate thread.

It all boils down to what the shit he posted to begin with. I agree that cooking stuff goes into the cooking thread and politics go into the place with politics, but ONLY if it's worth the time and dedication to be there. If I make a joke about Mahogany being homo, I should not need to make a fucking separate LGBT thread to say "Yo Maho mate, yer gay". It would be downright silly...
However, Bird would definitely have no defense against the decision for it to be deleted if he posted something along the lines of "Trump is gay and all his supporters should die because he wants to build a wall". That's not something lighthearted and definitely doesn't belong in ITT.
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