My chuwawa usually sleeps in the garage so i let him in there a few minutes ago forgetting that i had placed a few mouse traps in there. the dog is still relatively young and has testicles the size of tennis balls. I mean they are bigger than his head. Apparently he was dragging those monsters to close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's really angry right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He already bit me really hard and im bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting him with a horse tranquilizer dart but I missed and it blew out one of my car's tires, so i can't drive to the vet or anything. My plan right now is to have my 4 yr old approach it from the front to distract the dog while i sneek up behind him and club him with a tire iron. does anybody else have a better idea?
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Did you try turning it off, then turning it on again?
FuZ wrote:
chuwawa
yea it wasn't even a funny joke
pogchamp
gachi
Nice
wait
hey
hey
Its that time of day!!! Time to spread cancer love on OT!!!
thank you mods <3
hi abraker
papa bless we're back
bless up
I even took a selfie to commemorate the moment
I even took a selfie to commemorate the moment
My toes are itchy and swelling o.O
// I've got two possible bingos >.<
// I've got two possible bingos >.<
what bingoMeah wrote:
My toes are itchy and swelling o.O
// I've got two possible bingos >.<
Yeah micro dickkai99 wrote:
what bingoMeah wrote:
My toes are itchy and swelling o.O
// I've got two possible bingos >.<
What bingo
kill meBlitzfrog wrote:
Yeah micro dickkai99 wrote:
what bingo
What bingo
no its a dog
bingo is for old women anywaysFourth wrote:
Why bingp is still locked
stefan thx u
Kisses wrote:
bingo is for old women anywaysFourth wrote:
Why bingp is still locked
stefan thx u
I am cute grill although 76 this year I'm still Kawaii
But we're playing with EZFLRD. And it's not even bingo, it's bingou (six columns).Kisses wrote:
bingo is for old women anyways
ITT2>ITT3
My name is Jeff xD
danc meem xddddd
Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for Death
i cant believe none of u appreciated the slowed-down-running in the 90s
B1rd wrote:
I appreciated it.
Australia version https://puu.sh/v7Gaa/4db9ddb8f1.webm
lmao i had to play with my bluetooth mouse (the only one i have) b/c i hurt my finger, using trackpad makes me want to kill myself
score is amazing
dunno if because the mouse is bluetooth or because i dont have a mousepad but mouse sometimes just flicks
but i'll have to play like this for a while..
score is amazing
dunno if because the mouse is bluetooth or because i dont have a mousepad but mouse sometimes just flicks
but i'll have to play like this for a while..
You need a mousepad.
And were you seriously playing with your trackpad? smh
And were you seriously playing with your trackpad? smh
trackpad>mousejohnmedina999 wrote:
You need a mousepad.
And were you seriously playing with your trackpad? smh
I've used trackpad since 400pp.
You can map some trackpads to absolute area so they work like minitablets.
I've heard about that, but haven't tried it because all the links I found to the softwares were outdated.Endaris wrote:
You can map some trackpads to absolute area so they work like minitablets.
Maybe I'll try and search more.
My skin peeled off when I played on this 5* map with trackpad
i saw sfw, i do not feel safe.Jordan wrote:
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491182352043.webm :^(
link is sfw
Blitzfrog wrote:
My skin peeled off when I played on this 5* map with trackpad
hopefully that doesnt happen to meI wish my skin peeled off when I play....... I mean oucheBlitzfrog wrote:
My skin peeled off when I played on this 5* map with trackpad
I blame BD's squares
Took my skin off like my accuracy
Took my skin off like my accuracy
Meah x Fizzn fanfic when
rip accBlitzfrog wrote:
I blame BD's squares
Took my skin off like my accuracy
Blitzfrog wrote:
Oh that's good looking tbh
Did someone said fanfic?kai99 wrote:
Meah x Fizzn fanfic when
rip
I'm excited
Blitzfrog wrote:
johnmedina999 wrote:
I'm excited
why is everyone awake at this time i gotta go sleep??
Time to switch countrykai99 wrote:
why is everyone awake at this time i gotta go sleep??
It's actually relatively quiet when you're gone
pandas are cute but what even is that noise
panda: neaahhhh
hnnnnnng
hnnnnnng
i got broads in atlanta
fuck
same tbh
picky picky wrote:
interesting
Stop posting things that are interesting! You are supposed to post shit that isn't interesting!picky picky wrote:
interesting
moms spaghettiMadvillain wrote:
i got broads in atlanta
I'm fucking dying this is the 4th time this channel reuploads it after it gets deleted
I probably missed the joke because I don't get why they'd keep deleting it
copyright strikeMilkshake wrote:
I probably missed the joke because I don't get why they'd keep deleting it
maybe they should stop infringing on copyright then
now that's just sillyMahogany wrote:
maybe they should stop infringing on copyright then
rip vid.
ok middle aged woman teacher that so happens to be unmarried and has recently encountered a misfortune but it wasn't debt to child payment checks because her uterus is a baron inhospitable wasteland hence will not be able to have children and is also very insecure about her looks but too stuck up to deal with her own problems by herself and would lash it out on her students especially the male students for example exercising double standards between the male and female gender each and every day but not in the presence of the headteacher because she secretly has a crush on him even though he's married and fantasizes about him leaving his wife for her in the toilets where she also masturbates over this fantasy and then one day she was caught by a student but had lesbian sex with the student in hopes they would keep their mouth closed but then a rumour has spread around the school and now has to lay low 50 miles away from any town or city in fear that the police will catch her and throw her in prisonMahogany wrote:
maybe they should stop infringing on copyright then
i just love sharing a cozy hot cup of lapsang souchong tea
I love it how they market sugar as a health food.
I'm not sure if there are any regulations behind the use of the term "health food" so that probably explains it
I think I saw a TIL about it too, a few months ago
I think I saw a TIL about it too, a few months ago
hell nokai99 wrote:
rip vid.
lmao
The Streisand effect in action, making bad music popular. Whoever did the background music did a 100 times better job than the guy mumbling incoherently into the microphone.
FUCK
that's not what the Streisand effect is at allB1rd wrote:
The Streisand effect in action, making bad music popular. Whoever did the background music did a 100 times better job than the guy mumbling incoherently into the microphone.
there is no such thing as bad musicB1rd wrote:
The Streisand effect in action, making bad music popular. Whoever did the background music did a 100 times better job than the guy mumbling incoherently into the microphone.
except 4 kpop
is it just me or is milo bland, little to no sugar at all
its nearly 7 pm, i havent slept, im tired and depressed and i had THIS playing on loop for the past ~3 hours
think im malfunctioning
its been 35-ish hours since i last slept
send help pls
think im malfunctioning
its been 35-ish hours since i last slept
send help pls