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Rilene
The art style really looks like from Brian.
EneT
Nice input m8 when we've already established it definitely originated from Brian.
B1rd
I saw it because it was being used on the 8chins as a reaction image. Brian is famous now.
abraker

B1rd wrote:

Brian is famous now.
B1rd
I hope he doesn't forget his loyal friends who helped him so much now that he's at the top.
Railey2

EneT wrote:

Nice input m8 when we've already established it definitely originated from Brian.
looks like Brians art tbh fam, not sure though

95 percent!
B1rd
By the way EneT, your profile is a place where you publicly share information about yourself. If you wanted to write something simply to please yourself you would do that in a diary or something. It doesn't matter if you actually are better than anyone else, people don't like other people who don't have modesty.
Jordan
B1rd
Obviously those are no true Muslims. Real Muslims are progressive and peaceful and would never discriminate against women.
Faust
Went out for dinner with friends, (strong alcohol involved) and then went to a pub (strong shit yet again) and ended up puking my dinner all over myself (got some on my 2 buddies as well haha) without warning.

Pretty good.
B1rd
Last time I got drunk was Christmas. iirc I had some champagne with Christmas lunch, a number of beers though the afternoon, then at night some whiskey and a whole bottle of wine. After that I don't remember anything except waking up and throwing up over my bed. Couldn't drink shiraz for months afterwards.

I'm thinking about doing some home brewing actually.
Jordan
tfw need loads of alcohol to even get tipsy feelsbad

i never threw up from alcohol no matter how much i drank
Sync
That simply means you haven't tried hard enough!
winber1
it's not like that's something someone wants to experience for pleasure or fun
Sync
What the fuck did you just say? You dare say that after you cheated me out of my rightful position of the number one American player during USAT#1 in 2012? You have the balls -- no, the AUDACITY -- to shit talk my mod on your ancient touhou map in 2011 and then question my wisdom on a fucking forum post in a shitposting thread? I'm going to kill myself and your name is going to be written in bold on my suicide note. Trust me, you'll be all over the news in no time. I'm an important, prolific, and inspirational man. It's the only notoriety you're ever going to get, you puny poofter plebeian. You better fucking believe I'm going to rile up my fellow ghost brethren to haunt your miserable ass before I ascend to the gates of heaven, awaiting God's sweet and loving embrace as I prepare to spend an eternity in a state of everlasting, profound bliss. Just you wait; this isn't the last you'll hear of me, kiddo.
Razzy

Sync wrote:

What the fuck did you just say? You dare say that after you cheated me out of my rightful position of the number one American player during USAT#1 in 2012? You have the balls -- no, the AUDACITY -- to shit talk my mod on your ancient touhou map in 2011 and then question my wisdom on a fucking forum post in a shitposting thread? I'm going to kill myself and your name is going to be written in bold on my suicide note. Trust me, you'll be all over the news in no time. I'm an important, prolific, and inspirational man. It's the only notoriety you're ever going to get, you puny poofter plebeian. You better fucking believe I'm going to rile up my fellow ghost brethren to haunt your miserable ass before I ascend to the gates of heaven, awaiting God's sweet and loving embrace as I prepare to spend an eternity in a state of everlasting, profound bliss. Just you wait; this isn't the last you'll hear of me, kiddo.
I thought this was a Navy Seal Copypasta variation at first

wow
EneT
It's the beauty of a Sync post. Each and every single one are masterpieces of their own.
Faust

Jordan wrote:

tfw need loads of alcohol to even get tipsy feelsbad

i never threw up from alcohol no matter how much i drank
Wish I had that kind of tolerance.

I have friends who get wasted by cheap beer but can take huge amounts of hard liquor no problem. Talk about mileage.
winber1
tfw i was also high on the leader boards back in the day

bring me back to the golden days sync
Razzy
Malik Obama going from "my brother is a bad president" to "LOLI = HENTAI = TRAPS = BAD ANIME" is so incredibly hilarious
Faust
Yup. Guy has been off the walls for quite some time.
Razzy
on a somewhat related note, do people actually care about whether or not traps are gay
Faust
Eh, vague question. Cross-dressers do what they do for various reasons I suppose.

Is it gay to like a trap, though ? I wanna say it is.
But either way there's something that seems attractive about traps for people who are into those, be it purely on design/aesthetics
(from a 2D perspective? eg. how an objectively male character looks while in feminine clothing/feminine-looking male)

The question is, what is it about said trap ?

Likely to be case by case reaction.
If not then I'll guess said individual who likes traps is into it in the sense that they swing that way too.
That said, I don't have a very good answer for this.
Jordan

winber1 wrote:

tfw i was also high on the leader boards back in the day

bring me back to the golden days sync
I miss 2012-2013.
B1rd
I was never high at anything :roll: why do I continue this pointless existence



In other news, looks like the notorious hacker 4chan is up to no good again http://observer.com/2016/12/internet-tr ... ve-spaces/
lol

B1rd wrote:

why do I continue this pointless existence
this is what i think everytime i read a post you make over 100 words
B1rd

lol wrote:

B1rd wrote:

why do I continue this pointless existence
this is what i think everytime i read one of my own posts containing less than 5 words
There I fixed that for you.
Faust
.

Man, I should have seen that one coming.
Hika

Jordan wrote:

tfw need loads of alcohol to even get tipsy feelsbad

i never threw up from alcohol no matter how much i drank
I just tested this, this weekend.
my tolerance is becoming more shitty as I work
Rurree
I'm very prone to dizziness. :(
Jellyblob
x
Bweh
None can compare to Doublemint Dave
Meah

pls let me play
Foxtrot

Jellyblob56 wrote:

I am slowly growing in power. Soon I will compare to titans such as Mark, the Mint Man.

(No those aren't crumbs on my desk, the paint was worn off.)
What's the backstory
Jordan


teehee :3
Railey2
i still don't know if ASMR is supposed to be sexual, because if they are it's surely not working. What exactly is the appeal? Do people really get a tingling sensation from this? To me it just increasingly weirds me out D:
Foxtrot

Railey2 wrote:

i still don't know if ASMR is supposed to be sexual, because if they are it's surely not working. What exactly is the appeal? Do people really get a tingling sensation from this? To me it just increasingly weirds me out D:
Most of these videos are requests by fans; for some people, whispering actually triggers ASMR. The most common triggers are tapping noises, scratching, mundane tasks, etc
B1rd
Well done. I think it's time to reestablish the Eastern Roman Empire.

winber1

Railey2 wrote:

i still don't know if ASMR is supposed to be sexual, because if they are it's surely not working. What exactly is the appeal? Do people really get a tingling sensation from this? To me it just increasingly weirds me out D:
it's literally just because people find it relaxing and comforting. i'm sure some people find certain ones sexual. I'm sure you also have particular sounds that are just relaxing/comforting outside of music. typing for instance is something a lot of people like, or like gently scratching a piece of cloth. however, tbh nowadays most of the asmr videos are random crap that are also just unappealing or outright disgusting/nasty in my opinion.
Hika
ASMR videos are so amazing god bless
they stop my anxiety attacks
Railey2

winber1 wrote:

Railey2 wrote:

i still don't know if ASMR is supposed to be sexual, because if they are it's surely not working. What exactly is the appeal? Do people really get a tingling sensation from this? To me it just increasingly weirds me out D:
it's literally just because people find it relaxing and comforting. i'm sure some people find certain ones sexual. I'm sure you also have particular sounds that are just relaxing/comforting outside of music. typing for instance is something a lot of people like, or like gently scratching a piece of cloth. however, tbh nowadays most of the asmr videos are random crap that are also just unappealing or outright disgusting/nasty in my opinion.
it's hard to relate to that because i just find them so irritating. The whispering mostly. Makes me feel like i'm having a psychotic break, very unsettling. Don't whisper in my ears, pls.

i just assumed that it was some weird fetish stuff. Guess i was wrong, now that i am reading through the comments of the video. Seems strange to me that so many people would find it relaxing. brrrrrrrr
winber1
do you not like the typing sound? or gentle rainfall? I'm sure there's probably at least one thing you find relaxing as a sound. it's not like you are just listening to asmr by itself and just sitting there enjoying it (i guess some people do), but for the most part i imagine people just have it playing in the background as they do other stuff, whether homework or browsing the internet or whatever
Railey2

winber1 wrote:

do you not like the typing sound? or gentle rainfall? I'm sure there's probably at least one thing you find relaxing as a sound. it's not like you are just listening to asmr by itself and just sitting there enjoying it (i guess some people do), but for the most part i imagine people just have it playing in the background as they do other stuff, whether homework or browsing the internet or whatever
i can get behind rainfall.

But isn't the whispering a part of ASMR?
FuZ
˙ ͜ʟ˙
winber1

Railey2 wrote:

winber1 wrote:

do you not like the typing sound? or gentle rainfall? I'm sure there's probably at least one thing you find relaxing as a sound. it's not like you are just listening to asmr by itself and just sitting there enjoying it (i guess some people do), but for the most part i imagine people just have it playing in the background as they do other stuff, whether homework or browsing the internet or whatever
i can get behind rainfall.

But isn't the whispering a part of ASMR?
you can consider almost anything asmr at this point lmao. there was one about some girl chewing a marshmallow as an asmr and dude that just sounded more nasty and disgusting than actual asmr, but apparently people liked it according to the like-dislike ratio and the comments section. however, dat girl's face was p good tho, so there's that.
Jellyblob
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lol
im looking to buy some mints to improve my popularity at school. I wanna be That guy with the mints' so people know they can come to me and ask for a mint at any time and i can give them one or two. mark the mint man, they might call me.
my question is, what mints do you think i should get? i need a flavour everyone will like, and im looking at buying a very very large amount in bulk. Idk like 10kg of them or something. got £500 to work with.
maybe something like altoids? what kind of mints would you like knowing your reliable friend has on him?
Jellyblob
x
Foxtrot

Jellyblob56 wrote:

Well my father suggested it to me since ive had a rough go at making friends. my father doesn't have many friends either, but he brings gum to work and says that people call him doublemint dave (because he carries doublemint gum), and that people like it. So I thought it might work for me too. 2133
I was about to write a long post about people who might prefer gum, but clearly your dad is the savior of the day
DeletedUser_6709840
I need some relaxing ASMR to help me write, tbh
Rurree
I love mechanical keyboard ASMR.
B1rd
https://www.minds.com/

Finally there is an alternative to Youtube.
Railey2

lol wrote:

im looking to buy some mints to improve my popularity at school. I wanna be That guy with the mints' so people know they can come to me and ask for a mint at any time and i can give them one or two. mark the mint man, they might call me.
my question is, what mints do you think i should get? i need a flavour everyone will like, and im looking at buying a very very large amount in bulk. Idk like 10kg of them or something. got £500 to work with.
maybe something like altoids? what kind of mints would you like knowing your reliable friend has on him?
my british gf says get extra chewing gum, the green flavour preferably, she had chewing gum on her all the time and she had tons of friends, way more than i ever had or can ever hope to have.
Jellyblob
x
lol
i wasnt being serious
Mahogany
4chan might be literal cancer, but I'll be damned if they're not funny as fuck.
B1rd
4cuck is basically Reddit

Jellyblob
x
Railey2
how dare they moderate their site, amirite
B1rd
They should implement downvoting and ban climate change skepticism so psuedo intellectual libfags from Reddit feel more comfortable posting there.
Mahogany
Even 4chan can't stand you, b1rd. How does it feel?
Jordan
B1rd
abraker
Something happened today which will make me depressed for the rest of the week
Hika
cool same,
I was like that for two weeks, but I get my fat ass paycheck tomorrow and idfc
Jellyblob
x
B1rd
If only you had sold it as modern art, then you would have made thousands.
Jellyblob
x
Rilene

Jellyblob56 wrote:

Dude holy shit I just crafted a steam emoticon worth $12
wow
Hika
nice ballsack
Razzy

B1rd wrote:

4cuck is basically Reddit

time to update your sig

EDIT: actually no, you weren't banned, nvm
B1rd
I got that pic from 8chan, I've never actually been a user of 4chan.
Jellyblob
x
Mahogany

Raspberriel wrote:

EDIT: actually no, you weren't banned, nvm
It's only a matter of time before he is, though.
B1rd

Jellyblob56 wrote:

Kinda surprising tbh. Pretty much every user on 8chan came from 4chan after being banned lmao. 8chan has become pretty shit over the years as well, not nearly as bad as 4chan though. The only thing that somewhat resembles "old /b/" is probably Masterchan. If you don't go on /b/ then I don't really see any reason for switching. 4chan is still a decent site.
I never really went on image boards until after the gamergame stuff. That was when 4chan died and it only has got progressively more pozzed since then, now it's mainstream and not counter culture and has normalfag global rules like 'no racism' and 'no lolicon'. fullchan has gotten worse, especially since Jim took over from Hotwheels, but at least in generally upholds the rule of free speech with no global rules except that which is illegal. It don't really care about content, I'd rather go on a site where I'm not cucked by mods rather than one with more users.

Nice random picture btw, this is my knife

DaddyCoolVipper
Could you give more information on that knife?

also

>"pozzed"
>normalfag rules like "no racism" and "no lolicon"

kill yourself
silmarilen
I don't have a picture of any knifes, but i do have this sword

Mahogany
My family has a katana, a wakizashi and a rapier downstairs. What do I win?
Faust
Nothing I guess.
B1rd

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Could you give more information on that knife?

also

>"pozzed"
>normalfag rules like "no racism" and "no lolicon"

kill yourself
I don't talk to normies, sorry fam.


silmarilen wrote:

I don't have a picture of any knifes, but i do have this sword

Is that the United Cutlery Hadhafang sword? Looks good for decoration, but it's not particularly functional.

I'm saving up for a sword myself. I'll post pics when I get it, it won't be for a while though.
lol
>owning swords
tree swinging subhuman cave slime oxygen thieves
Sync
...never really went on image boards until after the gamergame stuff.
Wow, I would have never guessed that YOU, of all people, are a newfag. Wow, I'm stunned by this shocking revelation. Wow.
Jellyblob
x
B1rd
Merry Christmas everyone.
Jellyblob
x
abraker

Jellyblob56 wrote:

B1rd wrote:

Merry Christmas everyone.
Jazz
Happy Holidays
Rurree
Merry Christmas to you all.
Mahogany
Happy Hearth's Warming!
lol
hope u all get cancer for christmas

xxx

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Rilene

lol wrote:

hope u all get cancer for christmas

xxx

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
thank
Faust

lol wrote:

hope u all get cancer for christmas

xxx

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Same.
N0thingSpecial
But I want AIDS :(
BrokenArrow
happy birthday jesus
Railey2
merry christmas!!
AutoMedic

lol wrote:

hope u all get cancer for christmas

xxx

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
sam
AyeAries

lol wrote:

hope u all get cancer for christmas

xxx

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
well I already get it XD
Hika
RIP GEORGE MICHAEL
I WILL LISTEN TO CARELESS WHISPER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE......
Mahogany
What more can 2016 throw at us
Hika
dude if George Michael already passed away and since Amy Winehouse had been dead,
I'm fuckin invincible
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