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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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im looking to buy some mints to improve my popularity at school. I wanna be That guy with the mints' so people know they can come to me and ask for a mint at any time and i can give them one or two. mark the mint man, they might call me.
my question is, what mints do you think i should get? i need a flavour everyone will like, and im looking at buying a very very large amount in bulk. Idk like 10kg of them or something. got £500 to work with.
maybe something like altoids? what kind of mints would you like knowing your reliable friend has on him?
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Jellyblob56 wrote:

Well my father suggested it to me since ive had a rough go at making friends. my father doesn't have many friends either, but he brings gum to work and says that people call him doublemint dave (because he carries doublemint gum), and that people like it. So I thought it might work for me too. 2133
I was about to write a long post about people who might prefer gum, but clearly your dad is the savior of the day
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I need some relaxing ASMR to help me write, tbh
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I love mechanical keyboard ASMR.
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https://www.minds.com/

Finally there is an alternative to Youtube.
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lol wrote:

im looking to buy some mints to improve my popularity at school. I wanna be That guy with the mints' so people know they can come to me and ask for a mint at any time and i can give them one or two. mark the mint man, they might call me.
my question is, what mints do you think i should get? i need a flavour everyone will like, and im looking at buying a very very large amount in bulk. Idk like 10kg of them or something. got £500 to work with.
maybe something like altoids? what kind of mints would you like knowing your reliable friend has on him?
my british gf says get extra chewing gum, the green flavour preferably, she had chewing gum on her all the time and she had tons of friends, way more than i ever had or can ever hope to have.
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lol
i wasnt being serious
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4chan might be literal cancer, but I'll be damned if they're not funny as fuck.
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4cuck is basically Reddit

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how dare they moderate their site, amirite
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They should implement downvoting and ban climate change skepticism so psuedo intellectual libfags from Reddit feel more comfortable posting there.
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Even 4chan can't stand you, b1rd. How does it feel?
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original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qyD7vjVfLI

This new video meme is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi59RGB7D9s
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Something happened today which will make me depressed for the rest of the week
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cool same,
I was like that for two weeks, but I get my fat ass paycheck tomorrow and idfc
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If only you had sold it as modern art, then you would have made thousands.
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Jellyblob56 wrote:

Dude holy shit I just crafted a steam emoticon worth $12
wow
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nice ballsack
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B1rd wrote:

4cuck is basically Reddit

time to update your sig

EDIT: actually no, you weren't banned, nvm
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I got that pic from 8chan, I've never actually been a user of 4chan.
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Raspberriel wrote:

EDIT: actually no, you weren't banned, nvm
It's only a matter of time before he is, though.
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Jellyblob56 wrote:

Kinda surprising tbh. Pretty much every user on 8chan came from 4chan after being banned lmao. 8chan has become pretty shit over the years as well, not nearly as bad as 4chan though. The only thing that somewhat resembles "old /b/" is probably Masterchan. If you don't go on /b/ then I don't really see any reason for switching. 4chan is still a decent site.
I never really went on image boards until after the gamergame stuff. That was when 4chan died and it only has got progressively more pozzed since then, now it's mainstream and not counter culture and has normalfag global rules like 'no racism' and 'no lolicon'. fullchan has gotten worse, especially since Jim took over from Hotwheels, but at least in generally upholds the rule of free speech with no global rules except that which is illegal. It don't really care about content, I'd rather go on a site where I'm not cucked by mods rather than one with more users.

Nice random picture btw, this is my knife

SPOILER
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Could you give more information on that knife?

also

>"pozzed"
>normalfag rules like "no racism" and "no lolicon"

kill yourself
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I don't have a picture of any knifes, but i do have this sword

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My family has a katana, a wakizashi and a rapier downstairs. What do I win?
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Nothing I guess.
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DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Could you give more information on that knife?

also

>"pozzed"
>normalfag rules like "no racism" and "no lolicon"

kill yourself
I don't talk to normies, sorry fam.


silmarilen wrote:

I don't have a picture of any knifes, but i do have this sword

Is that the United Cutlery Hadhafang sword? Looks good for decoration, but it's not particularly functional.

I'm saving up for a sword myself. I'll post pics when I get it, it won't be for a while though.
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>owning swords
tree swinging subhuman cave slime oxygen thieves
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...never really went on image boards until after the gamergame stuff.
Wow, I would have never guessed that YOU, of all people, are a newfag. Wow, I'm stunned by this shocking revelation. Wow.
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Merry Christmas everyone.
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Jellyblob56 wrote:

B1rd wrote:

Merry Christmas everyone.
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Happy Holidays
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Merry Christmas to you all.
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Happy Hearth's Warming!
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hope u all get cancer for christmas

xxx

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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lol wrote:

hope u all get cancer for christmas

xxx

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
thank
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lol wrote:

hope u all get cancer for christmas

xxx

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Same.
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But I want AIDS :(
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merry christmas!!
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lol wrote:

hope u all get cancer for christmas

xxx

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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lol wrote:

hope u all get cancer for christmas

xxx

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well I already get it XD
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RIP GEORGE MICHAEL
I WILL LISTEN TO CARELESS WHISPER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE......
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What more can 2016 throw at us
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dude if George Michael already passed away and since Amy Winehouse had been dead,
I'm fuckin invincible
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fast forward to 2017 please
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B1rd wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

I don't have a picture of any knifes, but i do have this sword

Is that the United Cutlery Hadhafang sword? Looks good for decoration, but it's not particularly functional.

I'm saving up for a sword myself. I'll post pics when I get it, it won't be for a while though.
I bought it at a fair so i don't know who made it, but yeah it's hadhafang.
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hhhh
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Don't do drugs, kids!






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so does that mean adults can take drugs without worry?
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i got a cold
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bump
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Somebody start an argument
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Madvillain wrote:

Somebody start an argument
no, screw you.
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There we go
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fuck you rurree
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Who is this Rurree you speak of?
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raising a fat child is child abuse
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I actually kinda agree with that though I'd put it under neglect rather than abuse
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Madvillain wrote:

Who is this Rurree you speak of?
yeah zain, he only goes by the name of an mf doom project now
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Mahogany wrote:

I actually kinda agree with that though I'd put it under neglect rather than abuse
neglect is a type of abuse though
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Yeah but they both have very specific, very different connotations
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Oh I'm not disagreeing with railey
It's just that when you say "abuse" I'd imagine most people would think of more active ways of abusing someone rather than simply neglecting them
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you both knew exactly what eachother meant what was this point in this little back and forth
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I have ADD and could hardly even remember what I was responding to so I'd doubt that
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Mahogany wrote:

I have ADD and could hardly even remember what I was responding to so I'd doubt that
You could have scrolled up js
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C u in 2017
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i JUST SPENT OVER $240 ON A FLASHLIGHT, ama
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this kind of scene </3
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B1rd wrote:

i JUST SPENT OVER $240 ON A FLASHLIGHT, ama
Are you sure you didn't mean to use a different vowel in "flashlight"?
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not cool raspberry daniel
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Raspberriel wrote:

B1rd wrote:

i JUST SPENT OVER $240 ON A FLASHLIGHT, ama
Are you sure you didn't mean to use a different vowel in "flashlight"?
for $240 I'm pretty sure a girlfriend would be cheaper
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B1rd wrote:

i JUST SPENT OVER $240 ON A FLASHLIGHT, ama
why are you a loser
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Kisses wrote:

for $240 I'm pretty sure a girlfriend would be cheaper
>3DPD

SPOILER
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what do you need a 240 dollar flashlight for? do you want to turn the night into day?
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How many lumens, though ?
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Well pretty much all the money goes into functionality and quality. You can change the brightness from super dim to bright af spotlight, it has strobe mode, beacon mode, police mode and red, blue and green mode. It's also shock resistant, waterproof, and has a long battery life with rechargeable batteries and is small enough to fit in your pocket.
But as well as just wanting a good flashlight, I bought it since I like to walk at night and since I live in a no funz country where you can't even own a taser or pepper spray, so I can use the strobe to blind anyone who tries to accost me. The model is a Nitecore STR7 btw. It's 960 lumens.
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Guessed as much.

Try out SureFire if you want another good brand that manufactures these.
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silmarilen wrote:

what do you need a 240 dollar flashlight for? do you want to turn the night into day?
For a device that could do such a thing I would gladly pay quadruple that price
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B1rd wrote:

Well pretty much all the money goes into functionality and quality. You can change the brightness from super dim to bright af spotlight, it has strobe mode, beacon mode, police mode and red, blue and green mode. It's also shock resistant, waterproof, and has a long battery life with rechargeable batteries and is small enough to fit in your pocket.
But as well as just wanting a good flashlight, I bought it since I like to walk at night and since I live in a no funz country where you can't even own a taser or pepper spray, so I can use the strobe to blind anyone who tries to accost me. The model is a Nitecore STR7 btw. It's 960 lumens.
u bought a torch in place of a taser/pepperspray?
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Tactical flash-lights work wonders for self-defense, actually.
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i dont remember claiming they dont, actually.
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I wasn't making a statement implying you did.
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yh guess thats why you wrote 'actually' as if you were correcting someone

its okay if u have a tactical flashlight collection too xx
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Raspberriel wrote:

B1rd wrote:

i JUST SPENT OVER $240 ON A FLASHLIGHT, ama
Are you sure you didn't mean to use a different vowel in "flashlight"?
what
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Madvillain wrote:

Raspberriel wrote:

Are you sure you didn't mean to use a different vowel in "flashlight"?
what
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Madvillain wrote:

Raspberriel wrote:

Are you sure you didn't mean to use a different vowel in "flashlight"?
what
oh my sweet summer child
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