Because you didn't make a wish.
I wish that the chocolate bar that I am about to eat was made of shit.
I wish that the chocolate bar that I am about to eat was made of shit.
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Granted but the Genie was disgusted by your stupidity so he flings the shit in your face.
I wish that I can stop oversleeping even if I'm so overly fatigued from laptop exposure this summer.
I wish that I can stop oversleeping even if I'm so overly fatigued from laptop exposure this summer.
Granted, you die of sleep deprivation.
I wish that school was over already.
I wish that school was over already.
Granted but now you're more of a dumbass than ever.
I wish people cared about this thread. :<
I wish people cared about this thread. :<
Granted, but the thread doesn't care about you.
I wish could eat as much junk food I want and not get diabeetus.
I wish could eat as much junk food I want and not get diabeetus.
Granted, but diabetes killed you before you could even know you had it.
I wish I my shirt wasn't orange.
I wish I my shirt wasn't orange.
Granted, but now your jeans are orange.
I wish I can kill everyone.
I wish I can kill everyone.
Granted, but everyone turned into zombies that looked like normal people
I wish that I got a new Desktop Computer.
I wish that I got a new Desktop Computer.
Granted, but it's from 1995.
I wish I can go sleep.
I wish I can go sleep.
Granted, but you fell into an eternal sleep.
I wish I didn't fuck up my computer and not be able to play osu! for anytime soon.
Never mind I take it back, everything fixed now xD
I wish I had a pony~
Never mind I take it back, everything fixed now xD
I wish I had a pony~
Granted, but its an aggressive pony
I wish I were a Millionaire
I wish I were a Millionaire
Granted, but as you earned all your big bucks, the prices of everything rose exponentially. Now the price of a pencil is approximately $300,000. Also, everyone else has billions of dollars.
I wish that I would get out of summermode.
I wish that I would get out of summermode.
Granted, but it turns into summer again.
I wish for
I wish for
Granted. :) ......Wait.. hold on...
I wish for all my math homework for the rest of the semester to be done perfectly.
I wish for all my math homework for the rest of the semester to be done perfectly.
Granted, but you'll be eaten by big math monster at the end of the semester.
I wish I've been less lame in Osu!
I wish I've been less lame in Osu!
Granted, but then your computer crashed after setting a high score
I wish I could build my own computer with all the right parts
I wish I could build my own computer with all the right parts
Granted, but it's way too advanced for you that you can't use it.
I wish my boyfriend would connect back to MSN now.
I wish my boyfriend would connect back to MSN now.
Granted, but he comes on to break up with you.
I wish for a good day
I wish for a good day
Granted, but you died at night.
HE DIDNT BREAK UP WITH ME FFFFFFFFFFF
I wish I had something fun to do.
HE DIDNT BREAK UP WITH ME FFFFFFFFFFF
I wish I had something fun to do.
granted, but someone robs your house
I wish I can meet Bill gates and steve jobs
I wish I can meet Bill gates and steve jobs
Granted, but you met their hell versions, and they stole your Microsoftz.
I wish I could stop messing with pokemon fusions already (http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=29&two=7)
I wish I could stop messing with pokemon fusions already (http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=29&two=7)
granted, but you easily got bored of the game
I wish I could meet my sweet great grandma again before she passed away
I wish I could meet my sweet great grandma again before she passed away
Granted, but she died and you died with her.
I wish I could do something to fix my body's functions so I don't die, I'm just 15 anyway.
I wish I could do something to fix my body's functions so I don't die, I'm just 15 anyway.
Granted but you have scars all over your body.
I wish I can read people's minds.
I wish I can read people's minds.
Granted, but the implant malfunctioned and you died
I wish I could speak in Japanese and go to Japan
I wish I could speak in Japanese and go to Japan
Granted, but Japan ended up like Atlantida and you died while you were on your trip.
I wish this salad had less salt
I wish this salad had less salt
granted, but it made the salad poisonous and you died
I wish I could Fly!
I wish I could Fly!
Granted, but I shot you by accident thinking you were a bird, sorry.
I wish school didn't start so soon.
I wish school didn't start so soon.
granted, but you didnt realize you were cutting school
I wish I could Have a Solid gold iMac
I wish I could Have a Solid gold iMac
Granted but you made such a fucking long combo of genie and wishing that the genie just ignores you for this one. Also, any computer you own right now each spontaneously combust at the exact same moment.
I wish I could take it easy.
I wish I could take it easy.
Granted, and nothing wrong happened
I wish people can shut up about me
I wish people can shut up about me
Granted, but they will think about you.
I wish I have desu eyes.
I wish I have desu eyes.
Granted - -HELL FUCK NO, DESU SHALL DIE.
I wish I I could color on Photoshop for shet.
I wish I I could color on Photoshop for shet.
Granted... but.. uhm. Photoshopping for shet is crap.
I wish for... wait, I actually just got a wish granted without getting ruined so I guess that means my life is fulfilled.
*vanish into distance*
I wish for... wait, I actually just got a wish granted without getting ruined so I guess that means my life is fulfilled.
*vanish into distance*
Granted, but someone ruined it for you.
I wish I could rape a penguin.
I wish I could rape a penguin.
Granted but that's what's going to happen then..
I wish I could map Owl City songs properly.. ~.~
I wish I could map Owl City songs properly.. ~.~
Granted, but they still sucks.
I wish I could desu all day.
I wish I could desu all day.
Grante- -I SAID NO, NO DESU FOR YOU NO NONONNNONONONOONONONONOFOASJDSADNANONONONONON.
I wish I could kill Desu. D:
I wish I could kill Desu. D:
Granted, but Desu's ghost will hant you in your sleep.
I wish I could be a mocking bird.
I wish I could be a mocking bird.
Granted, but then Harper Lee came along...
I wish I could finish Sophie's World sooner.
I wish I could finish Sophie's World sooner.
Granted, but the ending sucks.
I wish I could kill a vampire
I wish I could kill a vampire
Granted, but it was Edward Cullen and whilst most of us were thanking and congratulating you for your wonderful achievement, masses of fangirls flocked from all over the globe and murdered you.
I wish for prettier trees in Australia :/
I wish for prettier trees in Australia :/
Granted, but some fucktard burned them.
I wish I could pee again (wut).
I wish I could pee again (wut).
(Funny you should say that - the bushfires down here would obliterate them, I'm sure 
)
Granted, but then you couldn't poop (hurr durr, you said poop <twitch>)
I wish I had the ability to teleport.
)Granted, but then you couldn't poop (hurr durr, you said poop <twitch>)
I wish I had the ability to teleport.
Granted, but you can't choose where you teleport.
I wish you were dead.
I wish you were dead.
Granted,but I will revive from eternal slumber lol
I wish I'll get a lot of ranked map
I wish I'll get a lot of ranked map
Granted. The universe can now live on for another 8.539398*10^63 years.
I wish C&C wasn't so bitchy to crack.
I wish C&C wasn't so bitchy to crack.
Granted, but then it becomes too easy and it's no longer fun.
I wish there weren't so many insects/arachnids in this world.
I wish there weren't so many insects/arachnids in this world.
Granted, but their spirits will haunt you.
I wish I could have red hair.
I wish I could have red hair.
Granted, but then you lost your soul.
I wish I was a more sociable person.
I wish I was a more sociable person.
Granted,and then you will lost all your frieds.
I wish I can FC Djpop's Tag4.
I wish I can FC Djpop's Tag4.
Granted, but then they will call you cheater.
I wish I could have white hair.
I wish I could have white hair.
Granted, but the Genie misheard and a white hare appeared in your front garden instead.
I wish for a meteor shower under the sea.
I wish for a meteor shower under the sea.
Granted, but... wait, what?
I wish for money and fame.
I wish for money and fame.
Granted, but the paparazzi stalked you until you gave up on all your hopes and dreams because they couldn't let you do what you enjoyed doing in peace and quiet.
I wish for silver dreams and golden wings.
I wish for silver dreams and golden wings.
Granted, but the silver and gold literally weighed you down so hard that you couldn't stand up.
I wish for 3-day, 10 hour workdays, and 4-day weekends.
I wish for 3-day, 10 hour workdays, and 4-day weekends.
Granted,and you will not have any salary.
I don't want to have exam.>_<
I don't want to have exam.>_<
But I'm in school, so I win.yangzd88 wrote:
Granted,and you will not have any salary.
Granted, but you completely fail your course.
I wish time would slow down or something so I can do everything I freakin gotta do right now.
Granted, but you slow down too since the passing of time is but a subjective illusion on the occurrence of events.
I wish I didn't have that terrible dream (should probably classify it as a nightmare) last night.
I wish I didn't have that terrible dream (should probably classify it as a nightmare) last night.
Granted, but now it was a dream about puppies and teletubbies.
I wish I could divide by 0.
I wish I could divide by 0.
Granted, but you only get the answer of 'infinity' each and every time.
I wish I was good at making myself study seriously.
I wish I was good at making myself study seriously.
Granted, but in the end, you'll find out that your sources (books, ..) were wrong.
I wish I could sleep longer today :-/
(OT: to the dividing by zero: infinity is correct, so what's the point?)
I wish I could sleep longer today :-/
(OT: to the dividing by zero: infinity is correct, so what's the point?)
Granted, but you slept so long that you were the only one left standing on Earth.
I wish the next person doesn't screw up my wish.
I wish the next person doesn't screw up my wish.
Granted, but the one who screwed it was you.
I wish for Lunah.
I wish for Lunah.
No
I wish a dog
I wish a dog
...Uhm, well the Genie tried granting your request, but your grammar doesn't make any sense... and you weren't even doing it right so... you get teleported to an uncharted location of the universe light-years away.
I wish this week would stop being so retarded.
I wish this week would stop being so retarded.
Granted, but the rest of your life became retarded.
I wish I was good at osu!
I wish I was good at osu!
Granted, but your osu! won't start anymore.
I wish for............ dots.
I wish for............ dots.
Granted, the genie sends you a youtube link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04
I wish I had many hands.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04
I wish I had many hands.
Granted, but you can't use it.
I wish for many bats came to my map and ranked my map.
I wish for many bats came to my map and ranked my map.
Granted, but nobody plays your ranked map since nobody actually modded it and now it sucks.
I wish for START POWER.
I wish for START POWER.
necropostgo
Granted. Really.
I wish to be able to finish all my homework without ever getting distracted again.
Granted. Really.
I wish to be able to finish all my homework without ever getting distracted again.
Granted, but your answers won't make any sense and you never pass your class.
I wish to be able to code like a pro.
I wish to be able to code like a pro.
Granted, but now you won't find any Girlfriend anymore. Never.
I wish i could draw mangas.
I wish i could draw mangas.
You gain immense manga skills, and they get published and made into a book that nobody buys.
I wish that the Hare Hare Yukai part of Ryuuseigun was longer.
I wish that the Hare Hare Yukai part of Ryuuseigun was longer.
Granted, but Ryuuseigun will be so bad that nobody will like it anymore.
I wish for.... old computer.
I wish for.... old computer.
Granted.... erm... but uhh, your old computer... is too old to start up anymore... somehow.
I wish START POWER will startup Mara's old computer.
I wish START POWER will startup Mara's old computer.
The wish has been granted, but since the computer is full of dust it instantly overheats and explodes, killing Mara who sits in front of it.
I wish for eternal life :<
I wish for eternal life :<
Granted, eternal life in hell.
................... D:
I wish for this upcoming week to not be a piece of shit.... Without making anything after that any shittier, that would be nice
................... D:
I wish for this upcoming week to not be a piece of shit.... Without making anything after that any shittier, that would be nice
Granted But The Shit Week is full of food and you will die of diabetes.
I wish not to be annoying.
I wish not to be annoying.
Granted, but you've born that way.
I wish osu! ends.
I wish osu! ends.
Granted but peppy comes and decides to put an end to you.
I wish mapping wouldn't take so long for me :<
I wish mapping wouldn't take so long for me :<
Granted. You can map faster, but
I wish you were over there.
AND YOU CAN'T GET ANOTHER ONE... uhh, err somehow.Kitsunemimi wrote:
uhh, your old computer... is too old to start up anymore... somehow.
I wish you were over there.
Sorry but I'm right hereOzzyOzrock wrote:
I wish you were over there.
I wish for a cheeseburger :/
Granted but the genie is disappoint because you kind of didn't grant Ozzy's wish at all. So now your cheeseburger is shit.
Also
I wish for not-shit cheeseburgers for all (including me)
Also
Uhh, if you read, I said "your old computer" meaning.... not mines. Derp.OzzyOzrock wrote:
AND YOU CAN'T GET ANOTHER ONE... uhh, err somehow.Kitsunemimi wrote:
uhh, your old computer... is too old to start up anymore... somehow.
I wish for not-shit cheeseburgers for all (including me)
Granted. It runs away the next day.
I wish I could make this bottle of water turn to stuff I'm to lazy to get up for.
I wish I could make this bottle of water turn to stuff I'm to lazy to get up for.
Granted but now you are too lazy to open the bottle
I wish I didn't have to do all these chores today >_>
I wish I didn't have to do all these chores today >_>
Granted, but you become lazy like Ozzy
I wish for money.
I wish for money.
IppE
Granted. It now takes over the entire house.
I wish I wasn't lazy.
I wish I wasn't lazy.
Granted, but you overworked yourself to death.
I wish I could mod all the maps in queue in a minute and I modded them thoroughly.
I wish I could mod all the maps in queue in a minute and I modded them thoroughly.
Granted. Though, you woke up.
I wish colours don't exist anymore.
I wish colours don't exist anymore.
...No.
Granted.... but well... colours are essentially wavelengths, meaning the world will end if they didn't exist. So instead, the genie just makes you completely colourblind.
I wish nobody else will decide to raid on my position in the 2010 charts.
Granted.... but well... colours are essentially wavelengths, meaning the world will end if they didn't exist. So instead, the genie just makes you completely colourblind.
I wish nobody else will decide to raid on my position in the 2010 charts.
Granted, But then Everyone goes after your acc.
I wish I wasn't annoying
I wish I wasn't annoying
the Gnie knows you wish and an other one has already granted it
thebesthingever wrote:
I wish not to be annoying.
I wish I could go to the university I want, no matter which marks I haveAdRon Zh3Ro wrote:
Granted, but you've born that way.
Granted but the university you go to is all assholes
I wish for food.
I wish for food.
Granted, an-- oh jeez ah, you know what, I'm really hungry and I probably need it more than you do, so I ate up all your food.
I wish my past/present tense wouldn't mess up so often.
I wish my past/present tense wouldn't mess up so often.
Ummmmm... Okay
Granted but now you are HUNGRY....
I wish for GOOD food this time
Granted but now you are HUNGRY....
I wish for GOOD food this time