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Screw
Granted, but I shot you by accident thinking you were a bird, sorry.

I wish school didn't start so soon.
oddysea682
granted, but you didnt realize you were cutting school



I wish I could Have a Solid gold iMac
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you made such a fucking long combo of genie and wishing that the genie just ignores you for this one. Also, any computer you own right now each spontaneously combust at the exact same moment.

I wish I could take it easy.
oddysea682
Granted, and nothing wrong happened

I wish people can shut up about me
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but they will think about you.

I wish I have desu eyes.
Screw
Granted - -HELL FUCK NO, DESU SHALL DIE.

I wish I I could color on Photoshop for shet.
Kitsunemimi
Granted... but.. uhm. Photoshopping for shet is crap.

I wish for... wait, I actually just got a wish granted without getting ruined so I guess that means my life is fulfilled.

*vanish into distance*
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but someone ruined it for you.

I wish I could rape a penguin.
noneed_old
Granted but that's what's going to happen then..


I wish I could map Owl City songs properly.. ~.~
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but they still sucks.

I wish I could desu all day.
Screw
Grante- -I SAID NO, NO DESU FOR YOU NO NONONNNONONONOONONONONOFOASJDSADNANONONONONON.

I wish I could kill Desu. D:
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but Desu's ghost will hant you in your sleep.

I wish I could be a mocking bird.
Adarin
Granted, but then Harper Lee came along...

I wish I could finish Sophie's World sooner.
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but the ending sucks.

I wish I could kill a vampire
Adarin
Granted, but it was Edward Cullen and whilst most of us were thanking and congratulating you for your wonderful achievement, masses of fangirls flocked from all over the globe and murdered you.

I wish for prettier trees in Australia :/
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but some fucktard burned them.

I wish I could pee again (wut).
Adarin
(Funny you should say that - the bushfires down here would obliterate them, I'm sure :()

Granted, but then you couldn't poop (hurr durr, you said poop <twitch>)

I wish I had the ability to teleport.
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but you can't choose where you teleport.

I wish you were dead.
Curisu
Granted,but I will revive from eternal slumber lol

I wish I'll get a lot of ranked map :D
Adarin
Granted, but no-one plays them.

I wish there was more time.
Kitsunemimi
Granted. The universe can now live on for another 8.539398*10^63 years.

I wish C&C wasn't so bitchy to crack.
Adarin
Granted, but then it becomes too easy and it's no longer fun.

I wish there weren't so many insects/arachnids in this world.
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but their spirits will haunt you.

I wish I could have red hair.
Adarin
Granted, but then you lost your soul.

I wish I was a more sociable person.
Curisu
Granted,and then you will lost all your frieds.

I wish I can FC Djpop's Tag4.
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but then they will call you cheater.

I wish I could have white hair.
Adarin
Granted, but the Genie misheard and a white hare appeared in your front garden instead.

I wish for a meteor shower under the sea.
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but... wait, what?

I wish for money and fame.
Adarin
Granted, but the paparazzi stalked you until you gave up on all your hopes and dreams because they couldn't let you do what you enjoyed doing in peace and quiet.

I wish for silver dreams and golden wings.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but the silver and gold literally weighed you down so hard that you couldn't stand up.

I wish for 3-day, 10 hour workdays, and 4-day weekends.
Curisu
Granted,and you will not have any salary.

I don't want to have exam.>_<
Kitsunemimi

yangzd88 wrote:

Granted,and you will not have any salary.
But I'm in school, so I win.

Granted, but you completely fail your course.

I wish time would slow down or something so I can do everything I freakin gotta do right now.
Adarin
Granted, but you slow down too since the passing of time is but a subjective illusion on the occurrence of events.

I wish I didn't have that terrible dream (should probably classify it as a nightmare) last night.
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but now it was a dream about puppies and teletubbies.

I wish I could divide by 0.
Adarin
Granted, but you only get the answer of 'infinity' each and every time.

I wish I was good at making myself study seriously.
Ghormoon
Granted, but in the end, you'll find out that your sources (books, ..) were wrong.

I wish I could sleep longer today :-/

(OT: to the dividing by zero: infinity is correct, so what's the point?)
Buni_old
Granted, but you slept so long that you were the only one left standing on Earth.

I wish the next person doesn't screw up my wish.
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but the one who screwed it was you.

I wish for Lunah.
Verdisphena
No
I wish a dog
Kitsunemimi
...Uhm, well the Genie tried granting your request, but your grammar doesn't make any sense... and you weren't even doing it right so... you get teleported to an uncharted location of the universe light-years away.

I wish this week would stop being so retarded.
Feno_old
Granted, but the rest of your life became retarded.

I wish I was good at osu!
Mara
Granted, but your osu! won't start anymore.

I wish for............ dots.
adam2046
Granted, the genie sends you a youtube link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04

I wish I had many hands.
Curisu
Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish for many bats came to my map and ranked my map.
Mara
Granted, but nobody plays your ranked map since nobody actually modded it and now it sucks.

I wish for START POWER.
Kitsunemimi
necropostgo

Granted. Really.

I wish to be able to finish all my homework without ever getting distracted again.
Mara
Granted, but your answers won't make any sense and you never pass your class.

I wish to be able to code like a pro.
Athyrionjh
Granted, but now you won't find any Girlfriend anymore. Never.

I wish i could draw mangas.
SapphireGhost
You gain immense manga skills, and they get published and made into a book that nobody buys.

I wish that the Hare Hare Yukai part of Ryuuseigun was longer.
Mara
Granted, but Ryuuseigun will be so bad that nobody will like it anymore.

I wish for.... old computer.
Kitsunemimi
Granted.... erm... but uhh, your old computer... is too old to start up anymore... somehow.

I wish START POWER will startup Mara's old computer.
Tenshi-nyan
The wish has been granted, but since the computer is full of dust it instantly overheats and explodes, killing Mara who sits in front of it.

I wish for eternal life :<
Kitsunemimi
Granted, eternal life in hell.

................... D:

I wish for this upcoming week to not be a piece of shit.... Without making anything after that any shittier, that would be nice
TBTE
Granted But The Shit Week is full of food and you will die of diabetes.

I wish not to be annoying.
AdRon Zh3Ro
Granted, but you've born that way.

I wish osu! ends.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but peppy comes and decides to put an end to you.

I wish mapping wouldn't take so long for me :<
OzzyOzrock
Granted. You can map faster, but

Kitsunemimi wrote:

uhh, your old computer... is too old to start up anymore... somehow.
AND YOU CAN'T GET ANOTHER ONE... uhh, err somehow.


I wish you were over there.
Weez

OzzyOzrock wrote:

I wish you were over there.
Sorry but I'm right here

I wish for a cheeseburger :/
Kitsunemimi
Granted but the genie is disappoint because you kind of didn't grant Ozzy's wish at all. So now your cheeseburger is shit.

Also

OzzyOzrock wrote:

Kitsunemimi wrote:

uhh, your old computer... is too old to start up anymore... somehow.
AND YOU CAN'T GET ANOTHER ONE... uhh, err somehow.
Uhh, if you read, I said "your old computer" meaning.... not mines. Derp.

I wish for not-shit cheeseburgers for all (including me)
IppE
Granted, but the beef is moldy.

Wish for a pet walrus.
OzzyOzrock
Granted. It runs away the next day.

I wish I could make this bottle of water turn to stuff I'm to lazy to get up for.
James2250
Granted but now you are too lazy to open the bottle

I wish I didn't have to do all these chores today >_>
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but you become lazy like Ozzy

I wish for money.
IppE
Granted, but they are all in Malaysian Ringgits.

I wish my cat wouldn't take over my bed all the time.
OzzyOzrock
Granted. It now takes over the entire house.

I wish I wasn't lazy.
rust45
Granted, but you overworked yourself to death.

I wish I could mod all the maps in queue in a minute and I modded them thoroughly.
AdRon Zh3Ro
Granted. Though, you woke up.

I wish colours don't exist anymore.
Kitsunemimi
...No.

Granted.... but well... colours are essentially wavelengths, meaning the world will end if they didn't exist. So instead, the genie just makes you completely colourblind.

I wish nobody else will decide to raid on my position in the 2010 charts.
TBTE
Granted, But then Everyone goes after your acc.

I wish I wasn't annoying
Athyrionjh
the Gnie knows you wish and an other one has already granted it

thebesthingever wrote:

I wish not to be annoying.

AdRon Zh3Ro wrote:

Granted, but you've born that way.
I wish I could go to the university I want, no matter which marks I have
TBTE
Granted but the university you go to is all assholes

I wish for food.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, an-- oh jeez ah, you know what, I'm really hungry and I probably need it more than you do, so I ate up all your food.

I wish my past/present tense wouldn't mess up so often.
TBTE
Ummmmm... Okay

Granted but now you are HUNGRY....

I wish for GOOD food this time
Mara
Granted, but you are unable to eat.

I wish for potatoes.
IppE
Granted, but the potatoes rise against you and sacrifice you for their potato gods.

I wish my legs wouldn't hurt.
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but now you have no legs.

I wish I could eat something.
TBTE
Granted but you ate your brain....

I wish for someone other than me to DIE jkjk
/me thinks about it
no that is correct
Faust
Granted, I died, then came back to life, because that's me.

I wish for a comfortable new chair.
TBTE
Granted but in 2 weeks it turns into Hell because of your Death and Revival.

I wish that the NY Jets.... I could say suck but........

Different Wish:
I wish to be a Anime, and be the good guy
Firo Prochainezo
But now you're the faggot of the series. Yay you.

I wish for you.
TBTE
Granted, Welcome to Faggot World, Faggot

I wish that I'm not gay anymore
Mara
Granted, now you turn on when looking at animals.

I wish for fixed teeth.
TBTE

LunaticMara wrote:

Granted, now you turn on when looking at animals.

I wish for fixed teeth.
I lol'ed

Granted but you'll have Brace FOR LIFE

I wish to hump a deer since I am turned on by animals Wait... yea
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but the deer TOTALLY FUCKING FREAKS OUT and kicks your ass and runs away.

I wish TBTE's sig wasn't so misleading and messy.
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but now it's full of spoilers.

I wish to be Snow White.
TBTE
Granted, BUT THAT BITCH IS ASLEEP

I wish for a !kill 99^103
SargentPie
Granted, but that also killes your osu! account.
I wish for people to look at my beatmaps O_o
Athyrionjh
granted, but everyone is laughing at you and makes jokes about your Beatmaps

I wish for a good thesis with the thema: Fractals and Chaos...
Kitsunemimi
Granted but your context is horrible, so you get some completely random statement.

I wish for hardware
Athyrionjh
granted, but it's too old to use it anymore. It is only dust as you picked it up

I wish for more time
SargentPie
granted, but you have too much time for your friends and family.

I wish for my macbook to stop overheating all the time -.-
Athyrionjh
granted, but now it's frozen >.>

I wish for a better school report
Ruisu-kun_old
granted, but it's boring and you reprove D:

I wish more vacations >.<
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but all these new holidays are in Canada only, not your country.

I wish for :)
IppE
Granted, but your browser suddenly stops playing animated gif files correctly and you start to get satanic messages from the gif.

I wish for this flu to gtfo.
SargentPie
granted, but with flu going out, you get a new sickness: AIDS

I wish for a nice, delicious piece of chocolate cake :p
IppE
Granted, but the cake also has aids

I wish my feet weren't cold.
Tachanne
Granted, but now it's on fire.

I wish I didn't have to play Monopoly, and watch Toy Story 3 at the same time.
Firo Prochainezo
Granted, but you lose Monopoly because you were watching Toy Story 3. Silly you.

I wish to be a MAGICAL GIRRLLLL.
IppE
Granted, but now Magia constantly plays inside your head (aside from other possible side effects of being a MAHOU SHOUJO)

I wish x264 would be faster.
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