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I wish for my beatmap to be ranked!
I wish for my beatmap to be ranked!
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Wish granted.. but there are no BATS on the internet
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I wish for a million wishes
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I wish for a million wishes
granted but you can only wish for nothing
i wish that all my hw was done...
i wish that all my hw was done...
Granted, but it was done wrong and you still got a Zero.
I wish for the power to bend reality at my will.
I wish for the power to bend reality at my will.
Granted, you just fucked up your house.
I wish that for this summer, I can't get bored for playing the same game for >6 hours straight. (I've done that for few games, but on osu! and others, it's not as easy.)
I wish that for this summer, I can't get bored for playing the same game for >6 hours straight. (I've done that for few games, but on osu! and others, it's not as easy.)
GRANTED, but you got so addicted that you were oblivious of your surrounding and died in a fire
i wish i did not need to study...
i wish i did not need to study...
Sure, but your parents still FORCE you to study.
I wish that you wouldn't grant my wish.
I wish that you wouldn't grant my wish.
not granted but grant
i wish to see heaven
i wish to see heaven
Granted, you died to see heaven but you got rejected into hell.
I wish... umm.. I don't know... I wish for a lollipop.
I wish... umm.. I don't know... I wish for a lollipop.
There's nothiong!
I wish to be the best osu! player on earth
I wish to be the best osu! player on earth
Granted but you still can't spell 'nothing'.
I wish for grammar perfection for all.
I wish for grammar perfection for all.
Granted but your own grammar suffers
I wish for:
cake
I wish for:
cake
granted, but it got smashed in your face
i wish that i could forgot about hw and surf this forum
i wish that i could forgot about hw and surf this forum
matthewtck wrote:
granted, but it got smashed in your face
i wish that i could forgot about hw and surf this forum
EXTERMINATE ! EXTERMINATE !
Granted, and then matthewtck was EXTERMINATED !
I wish BanchoBot had a physical manifestation.
I wish BanchoBot had a physical manifestation.
Granted, but he kills you and rapes your dead corpse
I wish this thread made more sense
I wish this thread made more sense
Granted but it becomes dull and boring.
I wish that new CSS didn't lag the shit out of my computer.
I wish that new CSS didn't lag the shit out of my computer.
Granted, but your computer exploded.
I wish I lived in a pineapple.
I wish I lived in a pineapple.
Granted, you're under the sea and you can't breathe.
I wish you changed your avatar.
I wish you changed your avatar.
No way, it's ztrot!
I wish for...nothing really.
I wish for...nothing really.
Too bad you can't wish for nothing so you die now.
I wish that my parents would stop ruining my summer (and also anything else that would ruin it).
I wish that my parents would stop ruining my summer (and also anything else that would ruin it).
Granted but every other season of the year is a living hell.
I wish for a wish that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes.
(WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH)
I wish for a wish that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes.
(WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH)
Granted but the genie lost count and gave you nothing.
I wish that I won't lose track of this topic again.
I wish that I won't lose track of this topic again.
Granted but you got pregnant.
I wish Harris73 wasn't pregnant.
I wish Harris73 wasn't pregnant.
Granted but now you are. (inb4 saw this one coming)
I wish that I wouldn't always be at a loss for avatars.
I wish that I wouldn't always be at a loss for avatars.
Granted, you think and create lots of avatars, but then you melt your computer from the billions and billions of them. Oh and they suck too.
I wish people knew how to corrupt wishes correctly, they suck at this.
I wish people knew how to corrupt wishes correctly, they suck at this.
granted, you turn into fred
i wish loginer would reopen all my topics
i wish loginer would reopen all my topics
message for loginer
loginer, i KNOW how to storyboard god dammit, if you dont believe me, go jump into wheezywaiter's crocodile pit for clones, and if you still are alive, listen to rickroll for an hour, make your eyes melt, and live as a box in a factory forever
No.Robloxman41 wrote:
granted, you turn into fred
i wish loginer would reopen all my topics
I wish being obviously under the age of 14 would get you banned on osu.
Granted but your parents never told you that you're twelve.
I wish someone would ruin my wish..
I wish someone would ruin my wish..
Granted, but the Genie was so offended by your wish expecting him to ruin your wish that he murders you.
I wish I had the motivation to finish my mapping projects and other random things I feel like doing.
I wish I had the motivation to finish my mapping projects and other random things I feel like doing.
Granted, but they all get transformed into K-ON.
I wish that my maps wouldn't suck.
I wish that my maps wouldn't suck.
Granted, now they blow.
I wish to rid the world of bad puns.
I wish to rid the world of bad puns.
Granted, but now their horrible puns.
I wish Harris was an underwear model.
I wish Harris was an underwear model.
Granted but the very pictures are worse than goatse and make your eyes implode.
You forgot to make a wish and the genie is sick and tired of this so he burns you in a hellish inferno and you are never to be heard again.
I wish this next week will extend into infinity.
I wish this next week will extend into infinity.
Granted, enjoy the first week of the school year forever while I enjoy summer.
I wish Firefox would actually load the addons I installed. INB4 virus
I wish Firefox would actually load the addons I installed. INB4 virus
Granted, but you now run Mac OSX
I wish that my assignments would finish themselves
I wish that my assignments would finish themselves
GOD DAMMITadam2046 wrote:
No.Robloxman41 wrote:
i wish loginer would reopen all my topics
granted, but you play rct3 and get bored
wish in quote
granted, but your account is now banned
i wish that i had a better graphics card
i wish that i had a better graphics card
Granted, here's mine... Oh wait, is it better?
I wish that my arm stopped hurting and that I wouldn't be so dizzy.
I wish that my arm stopped hurting and that I wouldn't be so dizzy.
Because you didn't make a wish.
I wish that the chocolate bar that I am about to eat was made of shit.
I wish that the chocolate bar that I am about to eat was made of shit.
Granted but the Genie was disgusted by your stupidity so he flings the shit in your face.
I wish that I can stop oversleeping even if I'm so overly fatigued from laptop exposure this summer.
I wish that I can stop oversleeping even if I'm so overly fatigued from laptop exposure this summer.
Granted, you die of sleep deprivation.
I wish that school was over already.
I wish that school was over already.
Granted but now you're more of a dumbass than ever.
I wish people cared about this thread. :<
I wish people cared about this thread. :<
Granted, but the thread doesn't care about you.
I wish could eat as much junk food I want and not get diabeetus.
I wish could eat as much junk food I want and not get diabeetus.
Granted, but diabetes killed you before you could even know you had it.
I wish I my shirt wasn't orange.
I wish I my shirt wasn't orange.
Granted, but now your jeans are orange.
I wish I can kill everyone.
I wish I can kill everyone.
Granted, but everyone turned into zombies that looked like normal people
I wish that I got a new Desktop Computer.
I wish that I got a new Desktop Computer.
Granted, but it's from 1995.
I wish I can go sleep.
I wish I can go sleep.
Granted, but you fell into an eternal sleep.
I wish I didn't fuck up my computer and not be able to play osu! for anytime soon.
Never mind I take it back, everything fixed now xD
I wish I had a pony~
Never mind I take it back, everything fixed now xD
I wish I had a pony~
Granted, but its an aggressive pony
I wish I were a Millionaire
I wish I were a Millionaire
Granted, but as you earned all your big bucks, the prices of everything rose exponentially. Now the price of a pencil is approximately $300,000. Also, everyone else has billions of dollars.
I wish that I would get out of summermode.
I wish that I would get out of summermode.
Granted, but it turns into summer again.
I wish for
I wish for
Granted. :) ......Wait.. hold on...
I wish for all my math homework for the rest of the semester to be done perfectly.
I wish for all my math homework for the rest of the semester to be done perfectly.
Granted, but you'll be eaten by big math monster at the end of the semester.
I wish I've been less lame in Osu!
I wish I've been less lame in Osu!
Granted, but then your computer crashed after setting a high score
I wish I could build my own computer with all the right parts
I wish I could build my own computer with all the right parts
Granted, but it's way too advanced for you that you can't use it.
I wish my boyfriend would connect back to MSN now.
I wish my boyfriend would connect back to MSN now.
Granted, but he comes on to break up with you.
I wish for a good day
I wish for a good day
Granted, but you died at night.
HE DIDNT BREAK UP WITH ME FFFFFFFFFFF
I wish I had something fun to do.
HE DIDNT BREAK UP WITH ME FFFFFFFFFFF
I wish I had something fun to do.
granted, but someone robs your house
I wish I can meet Bill gates and steve jobs
I wish I can meet Bill gates and steve jobs
Granted, but you met their hell versions, and they stole your Microsoftz.
I wish I could stop messing with pokemon fusions already (http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=29&two=7)
I wish I could stop messing with pokemon fusions already (http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=29&two=7)
granted, but you easily got bored of the game
I wish I could meet my sweet great grandma again before she passed away
I wish I could meet my sweet great grandma again before she passed away
Granted, but she died and you died with her.
I wish I could do something to fix my body's functions so I don't die, I'm just 15 anyway.
I wish I could do something to fix my body's functions so I don't die, I'm just 15 anyway.
Granted but you have scars all over your body.
I wish I can read people's minds.
I wish I can read people's minds.
Granted, but the implant malfunctioned and you died
I wish I could speak in Japanese and go to Japan
I wish I could speak in Japanese and go to Japan
Granted, but Japan ended up like Atlantida and you died while you were on your trip.
I wish this salad had less salt
I wish this salad had less salt
granted, but it made the salad poisonous and you died
I wish I could Fly!
I wish I could Fly!
Granted, but I shot you by accident thinking you were a bird, sorry.
I wish school didn't start so soon.
I wish school didn't start so soon.
granted, but you didnt realize you were cutting school
I wish I could Have a Solid gold iMac
I wish I could Have a Solid gold iMac
Granted but you made such a fucking long combo of genie and wishing that the genie just ignores you for this one. Also, any computer you own right now each spontaneously combust at the exact same moment.
I wish I could take it easy.
I wish I could take it easy.
Granted, and nothing wrong happened
I wish people can shut up about me
I wish people can shut up about me
Granted, but they will think about you.
I wish I have desu eyes.
I wish I have desu eyes.
Granted - -HELL FUCK NO, DESU SHALL DIE.
I wish I I could color on Photoshop for shet.
I wish I I could color on Photoshop for shet.
Granted... but.. uhm. Photoshopping for shet is crap.
I wish for... wait, I actually just got a wish granted without getting ruined so I guess that means my life is fulfilled.
*vanish into distance*
I wish for... wait, I actually just got a wish granted without getting ruined so I guess that means my life is fulfilled.
*vanish into distance*
Granted, but someone ruined it for you.
I wish I could rape a penguin.
I wish I could rape a penguin.
Granted but that's what's going to happen then..
I wish I could map Owl City songs properly.. ~.~
I wish I could map Owl City songs properly.. ~.~
Granted, but they still sucks.
I wish I could desu all day.
I wish I could desu all day.
Grante- -I SAID NO, NO DESU FOR YOU NO NONONNNONONONOONONONONOFOASJDSADNANONONONONON.
I wish I could kill Desu. D:
I wish I could kill Desu. D:
Granted, but Desu's ghost will hant you in your sleep.
I wish I could be a mocking bird.
I wish I could be a mocking bird.
Granted, but then Harper Lee came along...
I wish I could finish Sophie's World sooner.
I wish I could finish Sophie's World sooner.
Granted, but the ending sucks.
I wish I could kill a vampire
I wish I could kill a vampire
Granted, but it was Edward Cullen and whilst most of us were thanking and congratulating you for your wonderful achievement, masses of fangirls flocked from all over the globe and murdered you.
I wish for prettier trees in Australia :/
I wish for prettier trees in Australia :/
Granted, but some fucktard burned them.
I wish I could pee again (wut).
I wish I could pee again (wut).
(Funny you should say that - the bushfires down here would obliterate them, I'm sure 
)
Granted, but then you couldn't poop (hurr durr, you said poop <twitch>)
I wish I had the ability to teleport.
)Granted, but then you couldn't poop (hurr durr, you said poop <twitch>)
I wish I had the ability to teleport.
Granted, but you can't choose where you teleport.
I wish you were dead.
I wish you were dead.
Granted,but I will revive from eternal slumber lol
I wish I'll get a lot of ranked map
I wish I'll get a lot of ranked map
Granted. The universe can now live on for another 8.539398*10^63 years.
I wish C&C wasn't so bitchy to crack.
I wish C&C wasn't so bitchy to crack.
Granted, but then it becomes too easy and it's no longer fun.
I wish there weren't so many insects/arachnids in this world.
I wish there weren't so many insects/arachnids in this world.
Granted, but their spirits will haunt you.
I wish I could have red hair.
I wish I could have red hair.
Granted, but then you lost your soul.
I wish I was a more sociable person.
I wish I was a more sociable person.
Granted,and then you will lost all your frieds.
I wish I can FC Djpop's Tag4.
I wish I can FC Djpop's Tag4.
Granted, but then they will call you cheater.
I wish I could have white hair.
I wish I could have white hair.
Granted, but the Genie misheard and a white hare appeared in your front garden instead.
I wish for a meteor shower under the sea.
I wish for a meteor shower under the sea.
Granted, but... wait, what?
I wish for money and fame.
I wish for money and fame.
Granted, but the paparazzi stalked you until you gave up on all your hopes and dreams because they couldn't let you do what you enjoyed doing in peace and quiet.
I wish for silver dreams and golden wings.
I wish for silver dreams and golden wings.
Granted, but the silver and gold literally weighed you down so hard that you couldn't stand up.
I wish for 3-day, 10 hour workdays, and 4-day weekends.
I wish for 3-day, 10 hour workdays, and 4-day weekends.
Granted,and you will not have any salary.
I don't want to have exam.>_<
I don't want to have exam.>_<