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Granted but every other season of the year is a living hell.

I wish for a wish that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes.

(WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH)

Yes, I get it, my profile doesn't show up to anyone but me. I don't understand it either, but surely there are better conversation topics than my lack of a viewable profile.

I color my greentexting green because I [REDACTED] feel like it.

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-08-06T01:58:15+00:00

Granted but the genie lost count and gave you nothing.

I wish that I won't lose track of this topic again.

Lemon Water_old

199 posts

Joined March 2010

Lemon Water_old 2010-08-06T06:18:25+00:00

Granted but you got pregnant.

I wish Harris73 wasn't pregnant.

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-08-06T13:35:16+00:00

Granted but now you are. (inb4 saw this one coming)

I wish that I wouldn't always be at a loss for avatars.

Jinxy

2,777 posts

Joined February 2009

Jinxy 2010-08-06T13:56:17+00:00

Granted, you think and create lots of avatars, but then you melt your computer from the billions and billions of them. Oh and they suck too.

I wish people knew how to corrupt wishes correctly, they suck at this.

Robloxman41

29 posts

Joined April 2010

Robloxman41 2010-08-18T22:30:38+00:00

granted, you turn into fred

i wish loginer would reopen all my topics

message for loginer

loginer, i KNOW how to storyboard god dammit, if you dont believe me, go jump into wheezywaiter's crocodile pit for clones, and if you still are alive, listen to rickroll for an hour, make your eyes melt, and live as a box in a factory forever

sorry i have been such a noob, i will be nice and wont do bumps, now, all i need a name change to change it to theykilledkenny123

adam2046

1,653 posts

Joined April 2008

adam2046 2010-08-19T03:39:23+00:00

Robloxman41 wrote:
granted, you turn into fred

i wish loginer would reopen all my topics

No.
I wish being obviously under the age of 14 would get you banned on osu.

noneed_old

546 posts

Joined April 2010

noneed_old 2010-08-21T20:27:53+00:00

Granted but your parents never told you that you're twelve.

I wish someone would ruin my wish..

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-08-21T21:27:10+00:00

Granted, but the Genie was so offended by your wish expecting him to ruin your wish that he murders you.

I wish I had the motivation to finish my mapping projects and other random things I feel like doing.

Rukario

973 posts

Joined May 2009

Rukario 2010-08-21T21:44:40+00:00

Granted, but they all get transformed into K-ON.

I wish that my maps wouldn't suck.

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-08-22T00:44:48+00:00

Granted, now they blow.

I wish to rid the world of bad puns.

Lemon Water_old

199 posts

Joined March 2010

Lemon Water_old 2010-08-22T01:32:23+00:00

Granted, but now their horrible puns.

I wish Harris was an underwear model.

Esupanitix

393 posts

Joined June 2009

Esupanitix 2010-08-23T22:00:55+00:00

Granted but the very pictures are worse than goatse and make your eyes implode.

Yes, I get it, my profile doesn't show up to anyone but me. I don't understand it either, but surely there are better conversation topics than my lack of a viewable profile.

I color my greentexting green because I [REDACTED] feel like it.

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-08-27T08:42:12+00:00

You forgot to make a wish and the genie is sick and tired of this so he burns you in a hellish inferno and you are never to be heard again.

I wish this next week will extend into infinity.

Esupanitix

393 posts

Joined June 2009

Esupanitix 2010-08-29T15:14:58+00:00

Granted, enjoy the first week of the school year forever while I enjoy summer.

I wish Firefox would actually load the addons I installed. INB4 virus

Yes, I get it, my profile doesn't show up to anyone but me. I don't understand it either, but surely there are better conversation topics than my lack of a viewable profile.

I color my greentexting green because I [REDACTED] feel like it.

Hark

18 posts

Joined October 2008

Hark 2010-08-30T13:03:55+00:00

Granted, but you now run Mac OSX

I wish that my assignments would finish themselves

BUY SOAP http://www.lever2000.com/

Robloxman41

29 posts

Joined April 2010

Robloxman41 2010-08-30T18:33:45+00:00

adam2046 wrote:
Robloxman41 wrote:
i wish loginer would reopen all my topics
No.

GOD DAMMIT

granted, but you play rct3 and get bored

wish in quote

sorry i have been such a noob, i will be nice and wont do bumps, now, all i need a name change to change it to theykilledkenny123

couch boy

12 posts

Joined February 2009

couch boy 2010-08-31T15:02:21+00:00

granted, but your account is now banned

i wish that i had a better graphics card

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-08-31T15:27:56+00:00

Granted, here's mine... Oh wait, is it better?

I wish that my arm stopped hurting and that I wouldn't be so dizzy.

qlum

481 posts

Joined October 2008

qlum 2010-09-03T16:16:46+00:00

why is this thread still alive?

Esupanitix

393 posts

Joined June 2009

Esupanitix 2010-09-04T14:11:05+00:00

Because you didn't make a wish.

I wish that the chocolate bar that I am about to eat was made of shit.

Yes, I get it, my profile doesn't show up to anyone but me. I don't understand it either, but surely there are better conversation topics than my lack of a viewable profile.

I color my greentexting green because I [REDACTED] feel like it.

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-09-04T21:14:46+00:00

Granted but the Genie was disgusted by your stupidity so he flings the shit in your face.

I wish that I can stop oversleeping even if I'm so overly fatigued from laptop exposure this summer.

Esupanitix

393 posts

Joined June 2009

Esupanitix 2010-09-08T19:19:15+00:00

Granted, you die of sleep deprivation.

I wish that school was over already.

Yes, I get it, my profile doesn't show up to anyone but me. I don't understand it either, but surely there are better conversation topics than my lack of a viewable profile.

I color my greentexting green because I [REDACTED] feel like it.

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-09-13T19:44:03+00:00

Granted but now you're more of a dumbass than ever.

I wish people cared about this thread. :<

Babble

230 posts

Joined July 2009

Babble 2010-09-23T03:29:28+00:00

Granted, but the thread doesn't care about you.

I wish could eat as much junk food I want and not get diabeetus.

Screw

4 posts

Joined May 2009

Screw 2010-09-25T22:38:42+00:00

Granted, but diabetes killed you before you could even know you had it.

I wish I my shirt wasn't orange.

Lemons =/= Limes

Mara

4,907 posts

Joined November 2009

Mara 2010-09-25T23:32:41+00:00

Granted, but now your jeans are orange.

I wish I can kill everyone.

oddysea682

211 posts

Joined February 2010

oddysea682 2010-09-26T00:39:16+00:00

Granted, but everyone turned into zombies that looked like normal people

I wish that I got a new Desktop Computer.

Mara

4,907 posts

Joined November 2009

Mara 2010-09-26T01:52:14+00:00

Granted, but it's from 1995.

I wish I can go sleep.

Buni_old

41 posts

Joined September 2010

Buni_old 2010-09-26T01:57:46+00:00

Granted, but you fell into an eternal sleep.

~~I wish I didn't fuck up my computer and not be able to play osu! for anytime soon.~~

Never mind I take it back, everything fixed now xD

I wish I had a pony~

oddysea682

211 posts

Joined February 2010

oddysea682 2010-09-26T17:42:00+00:00

Granted, but its an aggressive pony

I wish I were a Millionaire

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-09-26T22:57:00+00:00

Granted, but as you earned all your big bucks, the prices of everything rose exponentially. Now the price of a pencil is approximately $300,000. Also, everyone else has billions of dollars.

I wish that I would get out of summermode.

Randy96

1,112 posts

Joined August 2009

Randy96 2010-09-26T23:47:56+00:00

Granted, but it turns into summer again.

I wish for

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-09-27T17:50:22+00:00

Granted. :) ......Wait.. hold on...

I wish for all my math homework for the rest of the semester to be done perfectly.

Ghormoon

7 posts

Joined August 2010

Ghormoon 2010-09-27T18:11:33+00:00

Granted, but you'll be eaten by big math monster at the end of the semester.

I wish I've been less lame in Osu!

oddysea682

211 posts

Joined February 2010

oddysea682 2010-09-27T22:14:12+00:00

Granted, but then your computer crashed after setting a high score

I wish I could build my own computer with all the right parts

Screw

4 posts

Joined May 2009

Screw 2010-09-27T23:03:00+00:00

Granted, but it's way too advanced for you that you can't use it.

I wish my boyfriend would connect back to MSN now.

Lemons =/= Limes

Randy96

1,112 posts

Joined August 2009

Randy96 2010-09-27T23:06:38+00:00

Granted, but he comes on to break up with you.

I wish for a good day

Screw

4 posts

Joined May 2009

Screw 2010-09-27T23:08:27+00:00

Granted, but you died at night.

HE DIDNT BREAK UP WITH ME FFFFFFFFFFF

I wish I had something fun to do.

Lemons =/= Limes

oddysea682

211 posts

Joined February 2010

oddysea682 2010-09-27T23:37:51+00:00

granted, but someone robs your house

I wish I can meet Bill gates and steve jobs

Screw

4 posts

Joined May 2009

Screw 2010-09-27T23:54:10+00:00

Granted, but you met their hell versions, and they stole your Microsoftz.

I wish I could stop messing with pokemon fusions already (http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=29&two=7)

Lemons =/= Limes

oddysea682

211 posts

Joined February 2010

oddysea682 2010-09-28T00:44:57+00:00

granted, but you easily got bored of the game

I wish I could meet my sweet great grandma again before she passed away

Screw

4 posts

Joined May 2009

Screw 2010-09-28T00:57:17+00:00

Granted, but she died and you died with her.

I wish I could do something to fix my body's functions so I don't die, I'm just 15 anyway.

Lemons =/= Limes

Kamure

735 posts

Joined August 2009

Kamure 2010-09-28T01:31:53+00:00

Granted but you have scars all over your body.

I wish I can read people's minds.

Heyo!

oddysea682

211 posts

Joined February 2010

oddysea682 2010-09-28T01:32:13+00:00

Granted, but the implant malfunctioned and you died

I wish I could speak in Japanese and go to Japan

Screw

4 posts

Joined May 2009

Screw 2010-09-28T01:48:11+00:00

Granted, but Japan ended up like Atlantida and you died while you were on your trip.

I wish this salad had less salt

Lemons =/= Limes

oddysea682

211 posts

Joined February 2010

oddysea682 2010-09-28T02:37:26+00:00

granted, but it made the salad poisonous and you died

I wish I could Fly!

Screw

4 posts

Joined May 2009

Screw 2010-09-28T02:51:11+00:00

Granted, but I shot you by accident thinking you were a bird, sorry.

I wish school didn't start so soon.

Lemons =/= Limes

oddysea682

211 posts

Joined February 2010

oddysea682 2010-09-28T03:02:56+00:00

granted, but you didnt realize you were cutting school

I wish I could Have a Solid gold iMac

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-09-28T15:03:13+00:00

Granted but you made such a fucking long combo of genie and wishing that the genie just ignores you for this one. Also, any computer you own right now each spontaneously combust at the exact same moment.

I wish I could take it easy.

oddysea682

211 posts

Joined February 2010

oddysea682 2010-09-28T22:27:00+00:00

Granted, and nothing wrong happened

I wish people can shut up about me

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-09-28T23:12:14+00:00

Granted, but they will think about you.

I wish I have desu eyes.

Screw

4 posts

Joined May 2009

Screw 2010-09-28T23:52:32+00:00

Granted - -HELL FUCK NO, DESU SHALL DIE.

I wish I I could color on Photoshop for shet.

Lemons =/= Limes

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-09-29T00:55:26+00:00

Granted... but.. uhm. Photoshopping for shet is crap.

I wish for... wait, I actually just got a wish granted without getting ruined so I guess that means my life is fulfilled.

*vanish into distance*

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-09-29T01:52:51+00:00

Granted, but someone ruined it for you.

I wish I could rape a penguin.

noneed_old

546 posts

Joined April 2010

noneed_old 2010-09-29T18:25:57+00:00

Granted but that's what's going to happen then..

I wish I could map Owl City songs properly.. ~.~

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-09-29T18:45:19+00:00

Granted, but they still sucks.

I wish I could desu all day.

Screw

4 posts

Joined May 2009

Screw 2010-09-30T20:10:09+00:00

Grante- -I SAID NO, NO DESU FOR YOU NO NONONNNONONONOONONONONOFOASJDSADNANONONONONON.

I wish I could kill Desu. D:

Lemons =/= Limes

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-09-30T20:21:00+00:00

Granted, but Desu's ghost will hant you in your sleep.

I wish I could be a mocking bird.

Adarin

40 posts

Joined June 2009

Adarin 2010-10-01T02:29:26+00:00

Granted, but then Harper Lee came along...

I wish I could finish Sophie's World sooner.

Mr. Projectile - You Need - Ranked.

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-10-02T06:19:19+00:00

Granted, but the ending sucks.

I wish I could kill a vampire

Adarin

40 posts

Joined June 2009

Adarin 2010-10-02T12:54:31+00:00

Granted, but it was Edward Cullen and whilst most of us were thanking and congratulating you for your wonderful achievement, masses of fangirls flocked from all over the globe and murdered you.

I wish for prettier trees in Australia :/

Mr. Projectile - You Need - Ranked.

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-10-02T13:00:14+00:00

Granted, but some fucktard burned them.

I wish I could pee again (wut).

Adarin

40 posts

Joined June 2009

Adarin 2010-10-02T13:59:13+00:00

(Funny you should say that - the bushfires down here would obliterate them, I'm sure

)

Granted, but then you couldn't poop (hurr durr, you said poop <twitch>)

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

Mr. Projectile - You Need - Ranked.

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-10-02T14:45:15+00:00

Granted, but you can't choose where you teleport.

I wish you were dead.

Curisu

2,241 posts

Joined January 2010

Curisu 2010-10-02T15:00:37+00:00

Granted,but I will revive from eternal slumber lol

I wish I'll get a lot of ranked map

Adarin

40 posts

Joined June 2009

Adarin 2010-10-02T23:45:10+00:00

Granted, but no-one plays them.

I wish there was more time.

Mr. Projectile - You Need - Ranked.

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-10-03T00:25:44+00:00

Granted. The universe can now live on for another 8.539398*10^63 years.

I wish C&C wasn't so bitchy to crack.

Adarin

40 posts

Joined June 2009

Adarin 2010-10-03T00:30:00+00:00

Granted, but then it becomes too easy and it's no longer fun.

I wish there weren't so many insects/arachnids in this world.

Mr. Projectile - You Need - Ranked.

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-10-03T00:56:44+00:00

Granted, but their spirits will haunt you.

I wish I could have red hair.

Adarin

40 posts

Joined June 2009

Adarin 2010-10-03T01:18:12+00:00

Granted, but then you lost your soul.

I wish I was a more sociable person.

Mr. Projectile - You Need - Ranked.

Curisu

2,241 posts

Joined January 2010

Curisu 2010-10-03T02:32:38+00:00

Granted,and then you will lost all your frieds.

I wish I can FC Djpop's Tag4.

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-10-03T02:44:19+00:00

Granted, but then they will call you cheater.

I wish I could have white hair.

Adarin

40 posts

Joined June 2009

Adarin 2010-10-03T06:49:14+00:00

Granted, but the Genie misheard and a white hare appeared in your front garden instead.

I wish for a meteor shower under the sea.

Mr. Projectile - You Need - Ranked.

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-10-03T06:59:20+00:00

Granted, but... wait, what?

I wish for money and fame.

Adarin

40 posts

Joined June 2009

Adarin 2010-10-03T07:03:03+00:00

Granted, but the paparazzi stalked you until you gave up on all your hopes and dreams because they couldn't let you do what you enjoyed doing in peace and quiet.

I wish for silver dreams and golden wings.

Mr. Projectile - You Need - Ranked.

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-10-03T14:17:59+00:00

Granted, but the silver and gold literally weighed you down so hard that you couldn't stand up.

I wish for 3-day, 10 hour workdays, and 4-day weekends.

Curisu

2,241 posts

Joined January 2010

Curisu 2010-10-03T14:58:48+00:00

Granted,and you will not have any salary.

I don't want to have exam.>_<

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-10-04T17:48:21+00:00

yangzd88 wrote:
Granted,and you will not have any salary.

But I'm in school, so I win.

Granted, but you completely fail your course.

I wish time would slow down or something so I can do everything I freakin gotta do right now.

Adarin

40 posts

Joined June 2009

Adarin 2010-10-04T23:48:40+00:00

Granted, but you slow down too since the passing of time is but a subjective illusion on the occurrence of events.

I wish I didn't have that terrible dream (should probably classify it as a nightmare) last night.

Mr. Projectile - You Need - Ranked.

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-10-05T00:13:34+00:00

Granted, but now it was a dream about puppies and teletubbies.

I wish I could divide by 0.

Adarin

40 posts

Joined June 2009

Adarin 2010-10-05T00:15:50+00:00

Granted, but you only get the answer of 'infinity' each and every time.

I wish I was good at making myself study seriously.

Mr. Projectile - You Need - Ranked.

Ghormoon

7 posts

Joined August 2010

Ghormoon 2010-10-06T06:58:19+00:00

Granted, but in the end, you'll find out that your sources (books, ..) were wrong.

I wish I could sleep longer today :-/

(OT: to the dividing by zero: infinity is correct, so what's the point?)

Buni_old

41 posts

Joined September 2010

Buni_old 2010-10-06T07:50:02+00:00

Granted, but you slept so long that you were the only one left standing on Earth.

I wish the next person doesn't screw up my wish.

Firo Prochainezo

2,140 posts

Joined June 2010

Firo Prochainezo 2010-10-09T14:23:10+00:00

Granted, but the one who screwed it was you.

I wish for Lunah.

Verdisphena

4,240 posts

Joined June 2010

Verdisphena 2010-10-14T20:27:24+00:00

No
I wish a dog

❝ It’s not that people can’t love you if you don’t love yourself. It’s that you won’t feel it because it’ll always seem like you don’t deserve it.
— But It’s Not a Matter of Deserving (#53: January 11, 2014)

Kitsunemimi

2,188 posts

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-10-15T13:57:45+00:00

...Uhm, well the Genie tried granting your request, but your grammar doesn't make any sense... and you weren't even doing it right so... you get teleported to an uncharted location of the universe light-years away.

I wish this week would stop being so retarded.

Feno_old

179 posts

Joined March 2009

Feno_old 2010-10-16T17:27:52+00:00

Granted, but the rest of your life became retarded.

I wish I was good at osu!

No YOU suck at Osu! >.>

Epic