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Zafufu
Granted, but you're stuck with me in your dreams.

I wish Pleinair was real.
Ryu Sei
Yes, in figurines.

I wish I could have a bf/gf?
Meah
Granted but a transgender one.

I wish for the person below me to wish for the person below him/her to have a good life.
Ryu Sei
Granted, but not in afterlife.

I wish your life is good. Not in afterlife.
Zafufu
Granted, but the person below me might be a troll.

I wish you won't be a troll.

Ninja'd
puccithecat
thats it. im bringing this thread alive.

granted but i am half troll inside and nobody can take it away

i wish for a wish that cannot be corruptible.
Volta
Granted. but your uncorruptible wish is corrupted because i wish to corrupt your wish.
The Gambler
^^

Granted, but due to the non-existence of your wish you've been skipped in order to continue the chain.

I wish the memes about Cookiezi would stop as /r/osugame and my youtube feed keep growing larger everyday.

Also SakiZ needs to make a "Sounds of Happystick" video. I liked the rrtyui one so I'd wish they'd follow up on that shit.
Isshiki Kaname
Granted, but then are now on offtopic forum

I wish this never happened:
Inachi
Well, it did, believe it.

I wish I could get a pet dog.
worst fl player
Hmmmmm

I wish I could read like a god
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but god is dead.

I wish I can fly.
puccithecat
granted but your flying lasted for minutes so... you fell down and died :3

i wish that the world was made out of cats
worst fl player
Wish declined.

Wish a world full of dogs
Meah
Granted but then Humans invaded and they live happily ever after.

I wish for wings.
Volta
Granted, do you like chicken wings?

i wish to be noticed by senpai.
Ecarnage
Senpai notices other senpai

You want to die
Garpo
Wish granted but you is everyone

I wish for replacement parts
Meah
Granted but they easily break.

I wish for some chocolate cake.
Garpo
wish granted but you are now allergic to chocolate

I wish for a mirror
Meah
Granted but there's something in that mirror, it's like what you find on some horror movies where your reflection kills himself/herself and you'll die without not knowing anything.
A cursed mirror.

I wish for my left arm to heal
Volta
granted, you went to Planet Namec and get Piccolo's DNA to heal your arm, but all your skin become green.

i wish to make up with a friend
Meah
Granted but you'll lost another one.

I wish I am useless.
Zafufu
Granted, but you're useless to the point you can't live as a human being.

I wish I could be good at standard mode. -^-
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Granted, however that's the only thing that you'll ever be good at.

I wish I could draw hands.
Volta
Granted, but you can't draw face now.

i wish i'm not lazy
earthquake aim
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Volta
grant...oh, i make mistake instead. your wish is not granted.

i wish to be free
puccithecat
granted, but haruka nanase took away that freedom

i wish for unlimited supporter tag
Zafufu
You get it, but now every player who wants free supporter PM's you about it for the rest of your Osu! life.

I wish for an updated gen console (Ps4.)
I Give Up
Granted it is faulty.

I wish my wishes are incorruptible.
Falbere
Granted, but your wish only comes true the moment when you are shot in the chest.

I wish for cookiezi's osu skill.
Zafufu
Granted, but now you have to play Osu! using only a cookie.

I wish to someday be able to play 20k on Mania! (still around 8k -^-)
Tornado
You quitted Osu!


I wish for being loved
worst fl player
ok :D

same
Meah
You'll be loved but the one who loves you dies :o

I wish for a vacation
Tornado
Sure,but you cant do it without me.I have to stay around you at all time


I wish for a hug
chaee
ok but i smell like shit

i wish i could sleep
Topic Starter
GSG95
granted but you have to wake up after that

i wish i could cash out already
Horaizon-
Granted but those were stolen from the bank and the police found out and they're coming to your house to get you

I wish have a recording studio
_DT3
Granted but you always need to record while you are sitting on a filled trash bag

I wish I could map better
EthidiumBromide
granted, from drawing a dot to drawing a line for the map

I wish I could study better
Antiforte
Granted. You studied well on the art of procrastination.

I wish I could eat a potato.
Horaizon-
Granted but the potato is fake

I wish that all the anime worlds are real
Fourth
Wish granted But you are yamcha

I wish i can eat candies all day
Horaizon-
Granted but your tooth falls one by one
Meah
Granted but make a wish 1st.

I wish for the person below me to pass his/her upcoming exams.
Horaizon-
Granted but your eish didn't become true

I wish i have Vocaloid 4
The Gambler
Granted, but it was Jason Statham in a miniskirt



I wish OT somehow got interesting again
Volta
Granted, but you're not here again.

i wish to have signature
Garpo
Wish granted but it contains questionable content and gets you silenced.

I wish for a new blanket.
BirdyThePhoenix
Granted, but that blanket is made of fiberglass.

I wish to be able to play the piano
Garpo
Wish grants but you aren't able to listen to the piano being played.

I wish for the sky to fall.
BirdyThePhoenix
I am Arima confirmed

Wish granted but you die.

I wish to make more money playing the flute
Garpo
Wish granted but the money is laundered

I wish to be talented
Meah
Granted but it'll last for only 60 seconds.

I wish to be happy.
levesterz
granted but all you will be hearing for the rest of your life is this
i wish i have friend
Fourth
Granted but only one friend
I wish I could play some good RPG
Ayesha Altugle
Granted, but you got a real rpg instead

I wish I have a car.
Garpo
Wish granted but you only get the frame.

I wish for a tail
Horaizon-
Granted but it's a short one

I wish for an osu!tablet, HD+HR skillz, AR9 FC skillz, FC skillz, Fc Big Black and FOUR DIMENSIONS skillz, Cookiezi skillz
Fourth
Granted but skillz of the power is 1 hour per day and tablet pen is very heavy


Gimme want gf

no not really.
Ameth Rianno
Corrupted because i'm male.

Make me slide on rainbows.
vinnicci
Sure but rainbow has rough surface.

I wish i get rich.
-[Cow]-
Granted. You're 1$ richer.

1 month supporter :v
LiLi
Granted but I put Osugy instead of Osugye so you got nothing ~

I wish I could fulfill my dreams~
Horaizon-
Granted but after one day, you died

I wish i could have Cookiezi's skills
LiLi
Granted but then you get Ulnar Claw syndrome

I wish the person I like likes me back
vinnicci
Granted, on facebook


I wish quantum mechanics is fully understood.

I wish quantum computers are built.
Kruzon
Sry to say but microsoft is busy building my castle

If possible, i want my castle float in the sky
-[Cow]-
Granted, but the only the castle floated, not the ground.
Good luck getting in. :v

I wish I has ponies \o/
LiLi
Granted but they turned out to be human flesh eating ponies~

I wish could teleport anywhere I want *v*
LolMitch5
Granted! But you can teleport anywhere you want before 0.001 seconds.

I wish Youtube Comment Sections should be better.
PlasticMemor
Granted but you get the cancer from the comments as pms

I wish i could have a limitless supply of soup
Meah
Granted but poisoned soup.

I wish for a basket of seedless watermelons.
vinnicci
Granted, they taste water.

I wish for a creamy chocolate cake.
Natahotra
Granted, but its filled with raisins.

I wish for an airliner as a replacement for a car.
LiLi
Granted but you the eyeliner airliner gives your a massive pink eye.

I wish I could go to the lake with my crush today ~
Kruzon
granted but the lake has dried up

i wish to own a private jet
Natahotra
Granted, but the private jet's engine number 1 will flame out every 5 trips.

I wish for skill in this game.
Zafufu
Granted, but your sudden skills frame you as a cheater.

I wish for a job.
LiLi
Granted but it's a dirty job~

I wish I could travel this summer :')
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but your plane crashes into the alps.

I wish for a waifu.
Kao
Granted, but your waifu is trash.

I wish for worse aim (hehe)
puccithecat
granted, now you can't get aim for good scores

i wish my schoolmates wont make fun of me ;w;
Kao
Granted, but the teachers make fun of you

I wish I had Rem as my Waifu (hope she doesn't mind a girl)
Fhaye
Granted but who?

I wish for osu! skills
45Traeath
If that can give you a tiny hint of "who"...
You could make it so none of them can move from their respective world.
In other words, they can never see eachother, while Rem is fully aware of the granted wish.

But that's not the kind of thing I would do, so I intentionally skipped.

Granted, but it will waste 4 years of your life.

I wish for tranquility peace in my mind and soul.
Kao
Granted, but your "peace" is actually schizophrenia

I wish for more manga on my bookcase
Runiel
Granted, but it's all Hentai Manga

I wish for a 900 pp play
Kao
Granted, but it was determined as cheating and you were banned
(OT: H Manga isn't a ruined wish for me)

I wish for every anime existing on my hard drive
vinnicci
Granted, all in 144p quality

I wish for a strawberry milk.
45Traeath
Granted, but it's human milk. (What in whatever did I just do...)

I wish for my Steam (short) wishlist to be cleaned for Christmas.
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but after you cleaned that, a whole bunch of stuff added in your wish list.

I wish I could FC blue zenith with HRHD.
-Kyu
Granted,but easy difficulty


I wish to play overwatch
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but with an extremely low skill that you can't even kill an easy bot. I wish I could sleep properly.
Runiel
Granted, but everytime you wake up, Danny Devito suddenly appears and stares at you deeply in the eyes and then jumps through your window.

I wish i could get a beast PC and Beast Internet
45Traeath

RunielVermell wrote:

get a beast PC and Beast Internet
Granted but you'll run for your life from that moment. {Bad joke, 0/100, thank you.}

I wish I could move to my next life right now.
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but you have to live the same way your life is before

I want to corrupt a wish. :lol:
Kao
Granted, but you actually made his wish better

I wish chatazfung99 followed rules properly
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