Granted but she hates you.
I wish all osu! forum gamers will have a good life.
I wish all osu! forum gamers will have a good life.
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granted but their good life will end in five minutes
i wish i have better legs like yazawa nico or the girls in love live
edit: WAIT MY GOOD LIFE WILL END IN FIVE MINUTES?
i wish i have better legs like yazawa nico or the girls in love live
edit: WAIT MY GOOD LIFE WILL END IN FIVE MINUTES?
Granted but you get raped by idol-obssessed otakus.
I wish fujoshis were an endangered species
I wish fujoshis were an endangered species
Granted... But what the heck is this? Not granted, taken back..
I wish for no association this game with wasps in Russian community.
I wish for no association this game with wasps in Russian community.
Granted but you're blind.
I wish for all osu! forum gamers to have a merry christmas and a happy new year.
I wish for all osu! forum gamers to have a merry christmas and a happy new year.
Granted, but santa isn't real, in fact, satan is...
I wish for people to buy me some kfc buckets on christmas.
I wish for people to buy me some kfc buckets on christmas.
Granted, buckets only. No chickens.
I wish I am an expert in mapping.
I wish I am an expert in mapping.
Granted, but I'll be there with my buckets, closing your eyes when you're mapping.
I wish the person below me have a good time in this forum games.
I wish the person below me have a good time in this forum games.
granted, but wouldn't tell you even if i had bad time
i wish my banana offering pleases the gorilla
i wish my banana offering pleases the gorilla
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granted. but you must please the gorilla's banana.
a very big banana.
i wish for dinosaurs.
a very big banana.
i wish for dinosaurs.
Granted, then eaten you.
I wish to every time sleep with Gorilla. (Not this with pointy red ribbon. I don't need any waifu/)
I wish to every time sleep with Gorilla. (Not this with pointy red ribbon. I don't need any waifu/)
Granted, though she bashed your head in for calling her a gorilla.
I wish for a white christmas.
I wish for a white christmas.
all i need to do is wait. since its not gonna be a white christmas
I wish for someone who accept my addiction to sugarroasted cashews
I wish for someone who accept my addiction to sugarroasted cashews
Granted but he/she dies instantly.
I wish for the person below me to have a healthy life and to be happy for the rest of his/her life.
I wish for the person below me to have a healthy life and to be happy for the rest of his/her life.
granted but everyone will die and be alive again and again except for me >;3
i wish what my friend said is true.
he said:
you went home from school. no one is in your house..
you went in your room and you saw nagisa hazuki sleeping because he was waiting for you
you closed the door and nagisa woke up from the door sound
SUDDENLY! 2 SPIRITS OF ONE OF PUCCI'S FRIENDS PUSHED YOU!
i was on top and he was bottom (but hey, nagisa can be uke but he is mostly seme :/)
blush blush blush >///<
i wish what my friend said is true.
he said:
you went home from school. no one is in your house..
you went in your room and you saw nagisa hazuki sleeping because he was waiting for you
you closed the door and nagisa woke up from the door sound
SUDDENLY! 2 SPIRITS OF ONE OF PUCCI'S FRIENDS PUSHED YOU!
i was on top and he was bottom (but hey, nagisa can be uke but he is mostly seme :/)
blush blush blush >///<
Wha...? Not granted
I wish to sleep wth gorilla.
I wish to sleep wth gorilla.
granted. but you are killed by the gorilla
i wish to go to the moon.
i wish to go to the moon.
grated but you forgot to bring your materials to breathe in the moon.
i wish my friend can go to my house and give me my gift
i wish my friend can go to my house and give me my gift
granted, but the gift is a bomb that will explode and make dogs.
I wish I could die...?
I wish I could die...?
Granted, but you will be revived then
I wish a cat
I wish a cat
granted, but you'll be a stray one
i wish for 10 million dollars
i wish for 10 million dollars
Granted, but will be counterfeit money and you will go to the jail
I wish a chocolate rain
I wish a chocolate rain
Granted, but it's toxic.
I wish PewDiePie didn't play osu!.
I wish PewDiePie didn't play osu!.
Instead he plays other mode.
I wish
I could sleep
I wish
I could sleep
Granted, but you're stuck with me in your dreams.
I wish Pleinair was real.
I wish Pleinair was real.
Yes, in figurines.
I wish I could have a bf/gf?
I wish I could have a bf/gf?
Granted but a transgender one.
I wish for the person below me to wish for the person below him/her to have a good life.
I wish for the person below me to wish for the person below him/her to have a good life.
Granted, but not in afterlife.
I wish your life is good. Not in afterlife.
I wish your life is good. Not in afterlife.
Granted, but the person below me might be a troll.
I wish you won't be a troll.
Ninja'd
I wish you won't be a troll.
Ninja'd
thats it. im bringing this thread alive.
granted but i am half troll inside and nobody can take it away
i wish for a wish that cannot be corruptible.
granted but i am half troll inside and nobody can take it away
i wish for a wish that cannot be corruptible.
Granted. but your uncorruptible wish is corrupted because i wish to corrupt your wish.
^^
Granted, but due to the non-existence of your wish you've been skipped in order to continue the chain.
I wish the memes about Cookiezi would stop as /r/osugame and my youtube feed keep growing larger everyday.
Also SakiZ needs to make a "Sounds of Happystick" video. I liked the rrtyui one so I'd wish they'd follow up on that shit.
Granted, but due to the non-existence of your wish you've been skipped in order to continue the chain.
I wish the memes about Cookiezi would stop as /r/osugame and my youtube feed keep growing larger everyday.
Also SakiZ needs to make a "Sounds of Happystick" video. I liked the rrtyui one so I'd wish they'd follow up on that shit.
Granted, but then are now on offtopic forum
I wish this never happened:
I wish this never happened:
Granted, but god is dead.
I wish I can fly.
I wish I can fly.
granted but your flying lasted for minutes so... you fell down and died :3
i wish that the world was made out of cats
i wish that the world was made out of cats
Granted but then Humans invaded and they live happily ever after.
I wish for wings.
I wish for wings.
Granted, do you like chicken wings?
i wish to be noticed by senpai.
i wish to be noticed by senpai.
Wish granted but you is everyone
I wish for replacement parts
I wish for replacement parts
Granted but they easily break.
I wish for some chocolate cake.
I wish for some chocolate cake.
wish granted but you are now allergic to chocolate
I wish for a mirror
I wish for a mirror
Granted but there's something in that mirror, it's like what you find on some horror movies where your reflection kills himself/herself and you'll die without not knowing anything.
A cursed mirror.
I wish for my left arm to heal
A cursed mirror.
I wish for my left arm to heal
granted, you went to Planet Namec and get Piccolo's DNA to heal your arm, but all your skin become green.
i wish to make up with a friend
i wish to make up with a friend
Granted, but you're useless to the point you can't live as a human being.
I wish I could be good at standard mode. -^-
I wish I could be good at standard mode. -^-
Granted, however that's the only thing that you'll ever be good at.
I wish I could draw hands.
I wish I could draw hands.
Granted, but you can't draw face now.
i wish i'm not lazy
i wish i'm not lazy
grant...oh, i make mistake instead. your wish is not granted.
i wish to be free
i wish to be free
granted, but haruka nanase took away that freedom
i wish for unlimited supporter tag
i wish for unlimited supporter tag
You get it, but now every player who wants free supporter PM's you about it for the rest of your Osu! life.
I wish for an updated gen console (Ps4.)
I wish for an updated gen console (Ps4.)
Granted it is faulty.
I wish my wishes are incorruptible.
I wish my wishes are incorruptible.
Granted, but your wish only comes true the moment when you are shot in the chest.
I wish for cookiezi's osu skill.
I wish for cookiezi's osu skill.
Granted, but now you have to play Osu! using only a cookie.
I wish to someday be able to play 20k on Mania! (still around 8k -^-)
I wish to someday be able to play 20k on Mania! (still around 8k -^-)
You'll be loved but the one who loves you dies 
I wish for a vacation
I wish for a vacation
Sure,but you cant do it without me.I have to stay around you at all time
I wish for a hug
I wish for a hug
Topic Starter
granted but you have to wake up after that
i wish i could cash out already
i wish i could cash out already
Granted but those were stolen from the bank and the police found out and they're coming to your house to get you
I wish have a recording studio
I wish have a recording studio
Granted but you always need to record while you are sitting on a filled trash bag
I wish I could map better
I wish I could map better
granted, from drawing a dot to drawing a line for the map
I wish I could study better
I wish I could study better
Granted. You studied well on the art of procrastination.
I wish I could eat a potato.
I wish I could eat a potato.
Granted but the potato is fake
I wish that all the anime worlds are real
I wish that all the anime worlds are real
Wish granted But you are yamcha
I wish i can eat candies all day
I wish i can eat candies all day
Granted but make a wish 1st.
I wish for the person below me to pass his/her upcoming exams.
I wish for the person below me to pass his/her upcoming exams.
Granted but your eish didn't become true
I wish i have Vocaloid 4
I wish i have Vocaloid 4
Granted, but it was Jason Statham in a miniskirt
I wish OT somehow got interesting again
I wish OT somehow got interesting again
Granted, but you're not here again.
i wish to have signature
i wish to have signature
Wish granted but it contains questionable content and gets you silenced.
I wish for a new blanket.
I wish for a new blanket.
Granted, but that blanket is made of fiberglass.
I wish to be able to play the piano
I wish to be able to play the piano
Wish grants but you aren't able to listen to the piano being played.
I wish for the sky to fall.
I wish for the sky to fall.
Wish granted but you die.
I wish to make more money playing the flute
Wish granted but the money is laundered
I wish to be talented
I wish to be talented
Granted but it'll last for only 60 seconds.
I wish to be happy.
I wish to be happy.
Granted but only one friend
I wish I could play some good RPG
I wish I could play some good RPG
Granted, but you got a real rpg instead
I wish I have a car.
I wish I have a car.
Granted but it's a short one
I wish for an osu!tablet, HD+HR skillz, AR9 FC skillz, FC skillz, Fc Big Black and FOUR DIMENSIONS skillz, Cookiezi skillz
I wish for an osu!tablet, HD+HR skillz, AR9 FC skillz, FC skillz, Fc Big Black and FOUR DIMENSIONS skillz, Cookiezi skillz
Granted but skillz of the power is 1 hour per day and tablet pen is very heavy
Gimme want gf
no not really.
Gimme want gf
no not really.
Corrupted because i'm male.
Make me slide on rainbows.
Make me slide on rainbows.
Sure but rainbow has rough surface.
I wish i get rich.
I wish i get rich.
Granted but I put Osugy instead of Osugye so you got nothing ~
I wish I could fulfill my dreams~
I wish I could fulfill my dreams~
Granted but after one day, you died
I wish i could have Cookiezi's skills
I wish i could have Cookiezi's skills
Granted but then you get Ulnar Claw syndrome
I wish the person I like likes me back
I wish the person I like likes me back
Granted, on facebook
I wish quantum mechanics is fully understood.
I wish quantum computers are built.
I wish quantum computers are built.
Sry to say but microsoft is busy building my castle
If possible, i want my castle float in the sky
If possible, i want my castle float in the sky
Granted, but the only the castle floated, not the ground.
Good luck getting in. :v
I wish I has ponies \o/
Good luck getting in. :v
I wish I has ponies \o/
Granted but they turned out to be human flesh eating ponies~
I wish could teleport anywhere I want *v*
I wish could teleport anywhere I want *v*
Granted! But you can teleport anywhere you want before 0.001 seconds.
I wish Youtube Comment Sections should be better.
I wish Youtube Comment Sections should be better.
Granted but you get the cancer from the comments as pms
I wish i could have a limitless supply of soup
I wish i could have a limitless supply of soup
Granted but poisoned soup.
I wish for a basket of seedless watermelons.
I wish for a basket of seedless watermelons.