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Corrupt a wish!

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Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
granted, but you need to wear a blanket for it to work, and it only works on your body, not the blanket, if the blanket were taken off, invisibilty were gone

I wish my feet were strong as a Lion's feet.
Hidden-
143 posts
Joined March 2014
Hidden-
Granted but everything you touch break.

Wish : I wish I could control time.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but I already rekt you with my Lion's feet.

I wish I could control this Lion's feet power...
DeletedUser_6150458
DeletedUser_6150458
Granted, but now you have no hands.

I wish that my potato would evolve.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but I destroyed the evolved potat with my Lion's feet... again

I wish I have an arm without having to sacrifice my body..
DeletedUser_6150458
DeletedUser_6150458
Granted, but now you are imprisoned by an army of evolved potatoes as revenge.

I wish I could get my potato back.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but once again, your potato is in the army of the evolved potatoes, thus, he died when I'm breaking out.

I wish for Eternal peace.
DeletedUser_6150458
DeletedUser_6150458
Granted, but now no one can communicate in any shape or form.

I wish Kanade Tachibana was real. :P
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but you get caught with an anime character in your house. Driven by shame and disappointment, your parents murder you and kanade tachibana and hide your bodies in the lake.

I wish there was something to kill time with.
Wuxo
213 posts
Joined July 2014
Wuxo
granted, but it will literally kill you.

i wish i could stop time
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but I already "MUDAMUDAMUDA"'d you first.

I wish I could give the person below me nightmares by corrupting their wishes.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted. here;s my wish you need to corrupt:

I hope the person above me will live happily forever.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but you need to sacrifice the soul of a town

I hope the person below me will not corrupt my wish
ZekeyHache
3,316 posts
Joined October 2009
ZekeyHache
Granted, but I'm evil, so I come back later and corrupt your wish anyway.

I wish love.
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Granted, but you've crushed in nearby person with you. Me or someone else nearby.

I wish for more pp's
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
You get peperonies instead.

I wish I can get harder better faster stronger
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but all of those adjectives are applied to your penis and masturbation and it does not, however, make your penis bigger. Basically you now have the ability to masturbate more vigorously and with more skill which over time causes you to become a one-minute man.


I wish autists and artists had no correlation.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but people will find more stereotypes just to annoy them even more.

I wish to be pro at mapping. ;_;
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted, but you spend too much time on that and become crap at actually playing.



I wish had 4 testicles
BigEarsMau
786 posts
Joined June 2015
BigEarsMau
Granted, but you don't have a penis anymore

I wish I have a cute loli sister
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but she hates you.

I wish all osu! forum gamers will have a good life.
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined March 2015
puccithecat
granted but their good life will end in five minutes

i wish i have better legs like yazawa nico or the girls in love live

edit: WAIT MY GOOD LIFE WILL END IN FIVE MINUTES?
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but you get raped by idol-obssessed otakus.


I wish fujoshis were an endangered species
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Granted... But what the heck is this? Not granted, taken back..

I wish for no association this game with wasps in Russian community.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Not granted at all, gg kappa.

I wish People can't see me
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but you're blind.

I wish for all osu! forum gamers to have a merry christmas and a happy new year.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but santa isn't real, in fact, satan is...

I wish for people to buy me some kfc buckets on christmas.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted, buckets only. No chickens.

I wish I am an expert in mapping.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but I'll be there with my buckets, closing your eyes when you're mapping.

I wish the person below me have a good time in this forum games.
jaaakb
2,515 posts
Joined December 2013
jaaakb
granted, but wouldn't tell you even if i had bad time

i wish my banana offering pleases the gorilla
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
granted. but you must please the gorilla's banana.

a very big banana.

i wish for dinosaurs.
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Granted, then eaten you.

I wish to every time sleep with Gorilla. (Not this with pointy red ribbon. I don't need any waifu/)
a1l2d3r4e5d6
1,189 posts
Joined February 2014
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Granted, though she bashed your head in for calling her a gorilla.


I wish for a white christmas.
miykah
57 posts
Joined June 2015
miykah
all i need to do is wait. since its not gonna be a white christmas


I wish for someone who accept my addiction to sugarroasted cashews
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but he/she dies instantly.

I wish for the person below me to have a healthy life and to be happy for the rest of his/her life.
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined March 2015
puccithecat
granted but everyone will die and be alive again and again except for me >;3

i wish what my friend said is true.

he said:
you went home from school. no one is in your house..
you went in your room and you saw nagisa hazuki sleeping because he was waiting for you
you closed the door and nagisa woke up from the door sound
SUDDENLY! 2 SPIRITS OF ONE OF PUCCI'S FRIENDS PUSHED YOU!
i was on top and he was bottom (but hey, nagisa can be uke but he is mostly seme :/)
blush blush blush >///<
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Wha...? Not granted

I wish to sleep wth gorilla.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
granted. but you are killed by the gorilla

i wish to go to the moon.
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined March 2015
puccithecat
grated but you forgot to bring your materials to breathe in the moon.


i wish my friend can go to my house and give me my gift
Wintermourn
6 posts
Joined November 2014
Wintermourn
granted, but the gift is a bomb that will explode and make dogs.

I wish I could die...?
Underforest
5,895 posts
Joined July 2015
Underforest
Granted, but you will be revived then

I wish a cat
Lacrimae_old
291 posts
Joined February 2015
Lacrimae_old
granted, but you'll be a stray one

i wish for 10 million dollars
Underforest
5,895 posts
Joined July 2015
Underforest
Granted, but will be counterfeit money and you will go to the jail

I wish a chocolate rain
ElliottB1
28 posts
Joined December 2013
ElliottB1
Granted, but it's toxic.

I wish PewDiePie didn't play osu!.
Ryu Sei
2,919 posts
Joined October 2013
Ryu Sei
Instead he plays other mode.

I wish

I could sleep
Zafufu
149 posts
Joined May 2015
Zafufu
Granted, but you're stuck with me in your dreams.

I wish Pleinair was real.
Ryu Sei
2,919 posts
Joined October 2013
Ryu Sei
Yes, in figurines.

I wish I could have a bf/gf?
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but a transgender one.

I wish for the person below me to wish for the person below him/her to have a good life.
Ryu Sei
2,919 posts
Joined October 2013
Ryu Sei
Granted, but not in afterlife.

I wish your life is good. Not in afterlife.
Zafufu
149 posts
Joined May 2015
Zafufu
Granted, but the person below me might be a troll.

I wish you won't be a troll.

Ninja'd
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined March 2015
puccithecat
thats it. im bringing this thread alive.

granted but i am half troll inside and nobody can take it away

i wish for a wish that cannot be corruptible.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted. but your uncorruptible wish is corrupted because i wish to corrupt your wish.
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
^^

Granted, but due to the non-existence of your wish you've been skipped in order to continue the chain.

I wish the memes about Cookiezi would stop as /r/osugame and my youtube feed keep growing larger everyday.

Also SakiZ needs to make a "Sounds of Happystick" video. I liked the rrtyui one so I'd wish they'd follow up on that shit.
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Granted, but then are now on offtopic forum

I wish this never happened:
Inachi
32 posts
Joined November 2014
Inachi
Well, it did, believe it.

I wish I could get a pet dog.
worst fl player
worst fl player
Hmmmmm

I wish I could read like a god
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but god is dead.

I wish I can fly.
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined March 2015
puccithecat
granted but your flying lasted for minutes so... you fell down and died :3

i wish that the world was made out of cats
worst fl player
worst fl player
Wish declined.

Wish a world full of dogs
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but then Humans invaded and they live happily ever after.

I wish for wings.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted, do you like chicken wings?

i wish to be noticed by senpai.
Ecarnage
276 posts
Joined January 2013
Ecarnage
Senpai notices other senpai

You want to die
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but you is everyone

I wish for replacement parts
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but they easily break.

I wish for some chocolate cake.
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
wish granted but you are now allergic to chocolate

I wish for a mirror
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but there's something in that mirror, it's like what you find on some horror movies where your reflection kills himself/herself and you'll die without not knowing anything.
A cursed mirror.

I wish for my left arm to heal
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
granted, you went to Planet Namec and get Piccolo's DNA to heal your arm, but all your skin become green.

i wish to make up with a friend
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but you'll lost another one.

I wish I am useless.
Zafufu
149 posts
Joined May 2015
Zafufu
Granted, but you're useless to the point you can't live as a human being.

I wish I could be good at standard mode. -^-
a1l2d3r4e5d6
1,189 posts
Joined February 2014
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Granted, however that's the only thing that you'll ever be good at.

I wish I could draw hands.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted, but you can't draw face now.

i wish i'm not lazy
earthquake aim
98 posts
Joined July 2015
earthquake aim
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Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
grant...oh, i make mistake instead. your wish is not granted.

i wish to be free
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined March 2015
puccithecat
granted, but haruka nanase took away that freedom

i wish for unlimited supporter tag
Zafufu
149 posts
Joined May 2015
Zafufu
You get it, but now every player who wants free supporter PM's you about it for the rest of your Osu! life.

I wish for an updated gen console (Ps4.)
I Give Up
1,648 posts
Joined January 2014
I Give Up
Granted it is faulty.

I wish my wishes are incorruptible.
Falbere
39 posts
Joined May 2015
Falbere
Granted, but your wish only comes true the moment when you are shot in the chest.

I wish for cookiezi's osu skill.
Zafufu
149 posts
Joined May 2015
Zafufu
Granted, but now you have to play Osu! using only a cookie.

I wish to someday be able to play 20k on Mania! (still around 8k -^-)
Tornado
409 posts
Joined May 2014
Tornado
You quitted Osu!


I wish for being loved
worst fl player
worst fl player
ok :D

same
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
You'll be loved but the one who loves you dies :o

I wish for a vacation
Tornado
409 posts
Joined May 2014
Tornado
Sure,but you cant do it without me.I have to stay around you at all time


I wish for a hug
chaee
chaee
ok but i smell like shit

i wish i could sleep
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
granted but you have to wake up after that

i wish i could cash out already
Horaizon-
58 posts
Joined April 2016
Horaizon-
Granted but those were stolen from the bank and the police found out and they're coming to your house to get you

I wish have a recording studio
_DT3
1,403 posts
Joined October 2015
_DT3
Granted but you always need to record while you are sitting on a filled trash bag

I wish I could map better
EthidiumBromide
3 posts
Joined December 2012
EthidiumBromide
granted, from drawing a dot to drawing a line for the map

I wish I could study better
Antiforte
143 posts
Joined July 2014
Antiforte
Granted. You studied well on the art of procrastination.

I wish I could eat a potato.
Horaizon-
58 posts
Joined April 2016
Horaizon-
Granted but the potato is fake

I wish that all the anime worlds are real
Fourth
76 posts
Joined April 2015
Fourth
Wish granted But you are yamcha

I wish i can eat candies all day
Horaizon-
58 posts
Joined April 2016
Horaizon-
Granted but your tooth falls one by one
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but make a wish 1st.

I wish for the person below me to pass his/her upcoming exams.
Horaizon-
58 posts
Joined April 2016
Horaizon-
Granted but your eish didn't become true

I wish i have Vocaloid 4
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but it was Jason Statham in a miniskirt



I wish OT somehow got interesting again
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted, but you're not here again.

i wish to have signature
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but it contains questionable content and gets you silenced.

I wish for a new blanket.
BirdyThePhoenix
43 posts
Joined March 2016
BirdyThePhoenix
Granted, but that blanket is made of fiberglass.

I wish to be able to play the piano
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish grants but you aren't able to listen to the piano being played.

I wish for the sky to fall.
BirdyThePhoenix
43 posts
Joined March 2016
BirdyThePhoenix
I am Arima confirmed

Wish granted but you die.

I wish to make more money playing the flute
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but the money is laundered

I wish to be talented
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