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Vuelo Eluko

Reditum wrote:

going on OT is like watching a bunch of people making fun of people for eating their own shit, while enjoying a nice tall glass of their own urine.
to be fair, urine and shit are not really comparable. fecal matter is like 30% dead bacteria by weight alone, urine is completely sterile.

be honest, which would you go for if you had no choice but to pick one?
DeathHydra

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

Reditum wrote:

going on OT is like watching a bunch of people making fun of people for eating their own shit, while enjoying a nice tall glass of their own urine.
to be fair, urine and shit are not really comparable. fecal matter is like 30% dead bacteria by weight alone, urine is completely sterile.

be honest, which would you go for if you had no choice but to pick one?
I don't think urine is completely sterile but pretty sure urine is still better than shit.
Endie-

DeathAdderz wrote:

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

Reditum wrote:

going on OT is like watching a bunch of people making fun of people for eating their own shit, while enjoying a nice tall glass of their own urine.

to be fair, urine and shit are not really comparable. fecal matter is like 30% dead bacteria by weight alone, urine is completely sterile.
be honest, which would you go for if you had no choice but to pick one?

I don't think urine is completely sterile but pretty sure urine is still better than shit.

It is. I can confirm
Yoeri
Just when you need Kanye West
Rilene
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This was generated from the internet.
DeletedUser_4310508
When life gives you lemons, inject arsenic into the lemons and feed them to babies.
Friendan
Is that the thing that translates text into a bunch of other languages in a chain, Rilene?
AshbeII

Friendan wrote:

Is that the thing that translates text into a bunch of other languages in a chain, Rilene?
im sure he just let his cute cat out a bit to release the wall of text after days of imprisonment , true dank cat
Rilene

Friendan wrote:

Is that the thing that translates text into a bunch of other languages in a chain, Rilene?

rakuensloli wrote:

im sure he just let his cute cat out a bit to release the wall of text after days of imprisonment , true dank cat
http://randomtextgenerator.com
Shohei Ohtani
actually i have a pee fetish and people tell me all the time not to drink the pee because its not sterile
abraker

Rilene wrote:

This was generated from the internet.
Never use google translate
Rilene

abraker wrote:

Rilene wrote:

This was generated from the internet.
Never use google translate
It was not by google.
abraker

Rilene wrote:

abraker wrote:

Never use google translate
It was not by google.
My statement still holds true without context
Bweh
I came upon some laced panties I found on the sidewalk on the way to the bank yesterday.
Friendan
Did you return them to the bank?
Aurani
It's such a wonderful day to go out in a T-shirt. Idk why so many people are wearing jackets and not feeling the light breeze on their skin.
silmarilen
Wait, does OT give postcount now or something?
Oh, that's a fancy number i got there, almost as much as pepsy.
Bweh
Is it a bug or something?
31Gabe
GSG95
people still talk about destiny?
Friendan
*SDVX
Birdy
DeletedUser_4310508
I swear I can gleek fountains
A Medic

Nameless wrote:

I swear I can gleek fountains



Very skill.
Yuzeyun

silmarilen wrote:

Wait, does OT give postcount now or something?
Oh, that's a fancy number i got there, almost as much as pepsy.
idk it doesnt seem to apply for me (8888 in total but 7240 counted)
Jordan
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
Yuzeyun
At the end of the Taiko journey, people who finished it found out that ███████████████████████████████████████████

hahaha nope
Bweh

Friendan wrote:

Did you return them to the bank?
No, I put them in a nearby trash can
Rilene
my shitthread got deleted, my quality seems bad
Birdy

silmarilen wrote:

Wait, does OT give postcount now or something?
Oh, that's a fancy number i got there, almost as much as pepsy.
Not for me, I'd have 17k as well.
Friendan

Static Noise Bird wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

Wait, does OT give postcount now or something?
Oh, that's a fancy number i got there, almost as much as pepsy.
Not for me, I'd have 17k as well.
Post a post on new.ppy.sh and it will
Shohei Ohtani
obligatory "hurr durr im gonna post to see my post count :)))"
Bweh
Hurr durr I'm going to post to see my post count.
FuZ
same
Birdy

Friendan wrote:

Post a post on new.ppy.sh and it will
I'd rather not.
Aomi

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Friendan wrote:

Post a post on new.ppy.sh and it will
I'd rather not.
I identify with you on a spiritual level.
Hika
cold feet cold hands :^)
Bara-
The postcount thing is fixed
Yoeri
niet
Jordan
Never to be born is far best; yet if a man lives, the next best thing is for him to return as quickly as possible to the place from which he came.
Friendan

Brian OA wrote:

Mad props to friendan and redpanda for being exemplary users.
I never thought this day would happen 8-)
Shohei Ohtani
chaee
Who dat
SaigonAlice
my mum just bought a bottle of red wine and i definitely should just get wasted drunk while everyones asleep. just drink the entire fucking bottle because im sad and gay and sixteen and im smart but not that smart and i have no friends and my crush has a girlfriend and
EneT
No one goes and get wasted on just a bottle of wine you pleb.
SaigonAlice
remember when i thought you were a nice guy? lol
Friendan
Hi Saigon :) hi Enet :)
SaigonAlice
hi friendan

anyway enet listen. when someone is seriously feeling like shit you don't make a fucking joke about it. that's just Social Skills For Children 101
Friendan
Just fap or something 👍👌💪
Rilene

Friendan wrote:

Just fap or something
does not work
at least for me
Aurani

EneT wrote:

No one goes and get wasted on just a bottle of wine you pleb.
He's a self-proclaimed gay SJW and is 16, do you think he adheres to the rules of common sense? :V
A bottle of good old Vodka ought to do it better, Saigon.
B1rd

SaigonAlice wrote:

hi friendan

anyway enet listen. when someone is seriously feeling like shit you don't make a fucking joke about it. that's just Social Skills For Children 101
If you haven't already noticed this place doesn't have the circlejerk culture of Tumblr and Facebook. It's funner to make fun of angsty teens complaining online about how they're depressed because of first world problems.

I'm smart but not that smart! :( :( :(
Dank Memes
very anime thread
IppE

el madafakka wrote:

very anime thread
Birdy

IppE wrote:

el madafakka wrote:

very anime thread
IppE millon Olutta
IppE
VITTU TULE TÄNNE NIIN JUODAAN OLUTTA
Bweh
Hika
let's hope I don't die guys cause people can't drive in the fucking snow :|
DeletedUser_4310508
what is love
daddy don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more
SaigonAlice

B1rd wrote:

If you haven't already noticed this place doesn't have the circlejerk culture of Tumblr and Facebook. It's funner to make fun of angsty teens complaining online about how they're depressed because of first world problems.

I'm smart but not that smart! :( :( :(
what do you want from me
SaigonAlice
"angsty teens" hes literally only 2 years older than me.

hes 18.
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

It's not my fucking fault that shit doesn't want to post it when I click, but requires me to log out and log in again to SEE it being posted.

I only wanted to post it once.... =(
EneT
What an absolute plebeian thing to do.
Aurani
>Plebeian
>Talking about ask.fm
You mongrel.
EneT

Aurani wrote:

>Plebeian
>Talking about ask.fm
You mongrel.

EneT wrote:

What an absolute plebeian thing to do.
Aurani
I'll clone the girl from your avatar IRL, kidnap you and make you watch me completely destroy her in bed, right in front of you.
EneT
Aite you black man, I ain't into 2d girls any ways.
B1rd

SaigonAlice wrote:

B1rd wrote:

If you haven't already noticed this place doesn't have the circlejerk culture of Tumblr and Facebook. It's funner to make fun of angsty teens complaining online about how they're depressed because of first world problems.

I'm smart but not that smart! :( :( :(
what do you want from me
I occasionally like to post and reply to posts on online forums.

SaigonAlice wrote:

"angsty teens" hes literally only 2 years older than me.

hes 18.
But I'm not the edgy, angsty, gay christian ~radical~ SJW anarchist communist am I?
The Gambler
Just finished a tutorial that no one will probably ever read... Despite my lack of hope for a decent audience I still ended up doing it anyway.
SaigonAlice
im really not that edgy or radical, my dude. im soft and sensitive.
Rilene
How soft?

GSG95
i like to think that saigon fits perfectly in the middle. or maybe number 4.
Rilene
that barely pass the 'scratch with copper coin' point
so now i need a knife or glass
Birdy
I'll be Corundum because it's pretty.
Jordan
Babies cry on birth because they've just realized they have been unwillingly brought into the horror of existence.
Rilene
they are brought to the horror of reality


Static Noise Bird wrote:

I'll be Corundum because it's pretty.
Careful, diamond is only your enemy now
Hika

SaigonAlice wrote:

im really not that edgy or radical, my dude. im soft and sensitive.
As long as you're nothing like Aurani, it's okay.
There can only be one of him.

man guys I really don't like snow.
Cyclohexane
i make post
Rilene

Mr Color wrote:

i make post
interesting
Aurani

Hika wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

im really not that edgy or radical, my dude. im soft and sensitive.
As long as you're nothing like Aurani, it's okay.
There can only be one of him.

man guys I really don't like snow.
You can hardly find anyone as lovely and caring as me.

Oh - sup Hikaman!
Antlia-
this time I'm back for real
Rilene

ahsoka08 wrote:

this time I'm back for real
Welcome.
Mahogany
oh god please no
Yuudachi-kun

ahsoka08 wrote:

this time I'm back for real
I like you.
Aurani

Khelly wrote:

ahsoka08 wrote:

this time I'm back for real
I like you.
You always seem to like the faggots.... I'm beginning to question your sanity at this point mate.
Yuudachi-kun
Ashoka08 is under my protection. Ashoka go post in tuuba
YawaH
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Antlia-

Khelly wrote:

Ashoka08 is under my protection. Ashoka go post in tuuba
Tuuba doesn't like me, I can't remember the passwords
abraker

ahsoka08 wrote:

Khelly wrote:

Ashoka08 is under my protection. Ashoka go post in tuuba
Tuuba doesn't like me, I can't remember the passwords
I wish password reset was a thing

/sarcasm
Shohei Ohtani
if you're playing a game and there isn't some quirky quasi-furry guy that's about 5 years older than the average playerbase then is it really a game
Antlia-

Reditum wrote:

if you're playing a game and there isn't some quirky quasi-furry guy that's about 5 years older than the average playerbase then is it really a game
true
weren't you a furry at one point?
Shohei Ohtani
Uhhh I had a furry avatar for a bit and sometimes I still have one but like I'm only into furries for the porn lol
FuZ
thats still gay af
Hika
yaaaay guys I'm moving into my new apartment in a few hours
omg omg omg I can't sleep I'm so excited
EneT
Hello slutphanie.
worst fl player
I cant FL anymore. 4head
Rilene

L-a-m-e-y [ B ] wrote:

I cant FL anymore. 4head
Now play EZ mod.
And play TAG4 maps.
Hika

EneT wrote:

Hello slutphanie.
Hi lovely. Good variation of my name I haven't seen in a while 8)
abraker
OH GAWD

How the hell do you use the search function on OT?!? All I am getting cancer, cancer, aids, cancer and more cancer. Can't find anything in this shithole!
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