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Rilene
pota.to
Hika
King of edge, Aurani.
Rilene
Aurani

Hika wrote:

King of edge, Aurani.
I am, after all, King of all things. Perfection itself.
Bweh
A Medic

Brian OA wrote:



Modern Art
EneT
Modern art refers to art that was created from the late 1800s to the 1970s. It's better to call it post-modern art or contemporary.
Aurani
Shatap, Asian.
You're now my slave.
EneT
Nah mate.
B1rd
Modern and contemporary are synonyms. No one cares about the technical classifications.
Aurani

EneT wrote:

Nah mate.
Yeh mate. Yer mine.
EneT
Nah mate, you have to fight me first and prove to me that you can do one finger pull-ups; only then can you have me.
Aurani
That requires work, and as the King of all living things, my status is above the ordinary mortals and their work.
On a serious note, why pull-ups?
Hika
Modern day slave.
EneT

Aurani wrote:

That requires work, and as the King of all living things, my status is above the ordinary mortals and their work.
On a serious note, why pull-ups?
Why not pull-ups? I do calisthenics so doing shit on poles/bars such as human flags are what I'm into.
Aurani
For a slave, you sure are demanding mate. :p
EneT
You also need to be able to perform a human flag on a person, that's the main pre-requisite.
dNextGen
is it true that SSD constanly causes the data to lose some of its portion which leads to the user having to do backup very often?

i have $150 laying around and about to drop it on SSD, please help
Aurani
SSDs are great in the speed department, however, their main weakness is the fact that they degrade at an astonishing rate. If you buy a shit SSD, don't expect it to last for even a year. Use online reviews as a sort of guideline for which ones to buy.

But yes, HDD > SSD when it comes to reliability. When you're buying an SSD, you're buying it simply for the one thing the HDD can't do.
dNextGen
that's kind of a bummer, read most reviews and there are some cases where they lasts only 8 months-1 year

guess i'd go with the 850 EVO, it has 5 year warranty at least
Shohei Ohtani
What I do is I have both an HDD and a Solid State. I use the solid state for programs and stuff and use the HDD for like picture files and videos and stuff. The programs are a lot easier to recover than videos and stuff, and I don't really need SSD speeds to upload a picture of miku titties but I need it to run games and programs for school and shit lol
Vuelo Eluko

Aurani wrote:

SSDs are great in the speed department, however, their main weakness is the fact that they degrade at an astonishing rate. If you buy a shit SSD, don't expect it to last for even a year. Use online reviews as a sort of guideline for which ones to buy.

But yes, HDD > SSD when it comes to reliability. When you're buying an SSD, you're buying it simply for the one thing the HDD can't do.
eh, maybe if you have a hdd and ssd set to constantly write and rewrite over its entire capacity the SSD will fail slightly earlier but it's not that significant unless you buy a really trashcan ssd.
IppE

Aurani wrote:

SSDs are great in the speed department, however, their main weakness is the fact that they degrade at an astonishing rate. If you buy a shit SSD, don't expect it to last for even a year. Use online reviews as a sort of guideline for which ones to buy.
Uhh, in what year do you live in? Sure shit SSDs don't have much endurance but then again a shit hard drive will fail in 6 months all the same.

http://techreport.com/review/27909/the- ... e-all-dead

dNextGen

IppE wrote:

Aurani wrote:

SSDs are great in the speed department, however, their main weakness is the fact that they degrade at an astonishing rate. If you buy a shit SSD, don't expect it to last for even a year. Use online reviews as a sort of guideline for which ones to buy.
Uhh, in what year do you live in? Sure shit SSDs don't have much endurance but then again a shit hard drive will fail in 6 months all the same.

http://techreport.com/review/27909/the- ... e-all-dead

damn, what an awesome read that article is, have this cute spurdo as my token of appreciation

IppE


Aurani
Yo IppE you mongrelic lovely bastard, I was trying to imply that you have a MUCH higher chance of buying a shit SSD that will fail than buying an HDD. Also, those two are not meant to do same tasks, so you can't compare them in any other way apart from their reliability. If OP wants an SSD, he needs a good one, and I told him to look at some reviews as guidelines for his purchase.
Flaus
Rilene

Flaus wrote:

Is that you? YuGiOh card?
Flaus

Rilene wrote:

Flaus wrote:

Is that you? YuGiOh card?
B1rd
Anyone recommend a good 3TB or more HDD? I need a new one.
Bweh

Rilene wrote:

Flaus wrote:

Is that you? YuGiOh card?
Kinda reminds me of some old Pokemon card thing
Yoeri
It's the card that that guy drops at the end of the Lugia movie
It has Mew on it, I have one
Kappa FrankerZ
im back boys
A Medic
I did a fanless build for a friend of mine that had 4 1TB Samsung 850 EVO's and it's still running fine for about a year and half. No issues and they basically consistently on 24/7.
SaigonAlice

Kappa FrankerZ wrote:

im back boys
who?
IppE

A Medic wrote:

I did a fanless build for a friend of mine that had 4 1TB Samsung 850 EVO's and it's still running fine for about a year and half. No issues and they basically consistently on 24/7.
How long they are turned on is fairly irrelevant with an SSD, the thing that matters is bytes written.
SaigonAlice
Feeling Bored And Gay
GSG95

SaigonAlice wrote:

Feeling Bored And Gay
do a saigonalice shitpost thread
Vuelo Eluko
frankfuter
Vuelo Eluko
dont mind me i was just re-updating my postcount with the new forum, this sig counter is pointless if it's not accurate.
Friendan

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

dont mind me i was just re-updating my postcount with the new forum, this sig counter is pointless if it's not accurate.

microism wrote:

listen to me you little twats. for the last time, i'm going to say this:

first of all, you're not going anywhere with this besides making yourself look like a fool. do you want to make yourself look like an idiot in front of the whole osu community? if yes, go ahead. if no, shut your face.

and also, we don't need anymore dumb trash posts. ok? you are encouraging these types of posts. shut the hell up. stop saying "hi". o you want all of off-topic to be like this? huh? no. so shut your potty mouth.

i can see why everyone hates the osu community. because of half-brained little twats like you losers.
Vuelo Eluko
the real thread is on tuuba who gives a shit about OT anymore everyone left i just shitpost here because my session expired there and im so fucking lazy im not re-logging in
once it expires here ill just shitpost on d2jsp.org

then.. idk, there's always youtube comments
SaigonAlice

GSG95 wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

Feeling Bored And Gay
do a saigonalice shitpost thread
Really Not Feeling It Because None Of You Are Funny And I Find You All Annoying To Be Quite Honest
Shohei Ohtani
going on OT is like watching a bunch of people making fun of people for eating their own shit, while enjoying a nice tall glass of their own urine.
FuZ
thats why ot is great
chaee

Reditum wrote:

going on OT is like watching a bunch of people making fun of people for eating their own shit, while enjoying a nice tall glass of their own urine.
couldn't have said it better myself
Vuelo Eluko

Reditum wrote:

going on OT is like watching a bunch of people making fun of people for eating their own shit, while enjoying a nice tall glass of their own urine.
to be fair, urine and shit are not really comparable. fecal matter is like 30% dead bacteria by weight alone, urine is completely sterile.

be honest, which would you go for if you had no choice but to pick one?
DeathHydra

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

Reditum wrote:

going on OT is like watching a bunch of people making fun of people for eating their own shit, while enjoying a nice tall glass of their own urine.
to be fair, urine and shit are not really comparable. fecal matter is like 30% dead bacteria by weight alone, urine is completely sterile.

be honest, which would you go for if you had no choice but to pick one?
I don't think urine is completely sterile but pretty sure urine is still better than shit.
Endie-

DeathAdderz wrote:

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

Reditum wrote:

going on OT is like watching a bunch of people making fun of people for eating their own shit, while enjoying a nice tall glass of their own urine.

to be fair, urine and shit are not really comparable. fecal matter is like 30% dead bacteria by weight alone, urine is completely sterile.
be honest, which would you go for if you had no choice but to pick one?

I don't think urine is completely sterile but pretty sure urine is still better than shit.

It is. I can confirm
Yoeri
Just when you need Kanye West
Rilene
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This was generated from the internet.
DeletedUser_4310508
When life gives you lemons, inject arsenic into the lemons and feed them to babies.
Friendan
Is that the thing that translates text into a bunch of other languages in a chain, Rilene?
AshbeII

Friendan wrote:

Is that the thing that translates text into a bunch of other languages in a chain, Rilene?
im sure he just let his cute cat out a bit to release the wall of text after days of imprisonment , true dank cat
Rilene

Friendan wrote:

Is that the thing that translates text into a bunch of other languages in a chain, Rilene?

rakuensloli wrote:

im sure he just let his cute cat out a bit to release the wall of text after days of imprisonment , true dank cat
http://randomtextgenerator.com
Shohei Ohtani
actually i have a pee fetish and people tell me all the time not to drink the pee because its not sterile
abraker

Rilene wrote:

This was generated from the internet.
Never use google translate
Rilene

abraker wrote:

Rilene wrote:

This was generated from the internet.
Never use google translate
It was not by google.
abraker

Rilene wrote:

abraker wrote:

Never use google translate
It was not by google.
My statement still holds true without context
Bweh
I came upon some laced panties I found on the sidewalk on the way to the bank yesterday.
Friendan
Did you return them to the bank?
Aurani
It's such a wonderful day to go out in a T-shirt. Idk why so many people are wearing jackets and not feeling the light breeze on their skin.
silmarilen
Wait, does OT give postcount now or something?
Oh, that's a fancy number i got there, almost as much as pepsy.
Bweh
Is it a bug or something?
31Gabe
GSG95
people still talk about destiny?
Friendan
*SDVX
Birdy
DeletedUser_4310508
I swear I can gleek fountains
A Medic

Nameless wrote:

I swear I can gleek fountains



Very skill.
Yuzeyun

silmarilen wrote:

Wait, does OT give postcount now or something?
Oh, that's a fancy number i got there, almost as much as pepsy.
idk it doesnt seem to apply for me (8888 in total but 7240 counted)
Jordan
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
Yuzeyun
At the end of the Taiko journey, people who finished it found out that ███████████████████████████████████████████

hahaha nope
Bweh

Friendan wrote:

Did you return them to the bank?
No, I put them in a nearby trash can
Rilene
my shitthread got deleted, my quality seems bad
Birdy

silmarilen wrote:

Wait, does OT give postcount now or something?
Oh, that's a fancy number i got there, almost as much as pepsy.
Not for me, I'd have 17k as well.
Friendan

Static Noise Bird wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

Wait, does OT give postcount now or something?
Oh, that's a fancy number i got there, almost as much as pepsy.
Not for me, I'd have 17k as well.
Post a post on new.ppy.sh and it will
Shohei Ohtani
obligatory "hurr durr im gonna post to see my post count :)))"
Bweh
Hurr durr I'm going to post to see my post count.
FuZ
same
Birdy

Friendan wrote:

Post a post on new.ppy.sh and it will
I'd rather not.
Aomi

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Friendan wrote:

Post a post on new.ppy.sh and it will
I'd rather not.
I identify with you on a spiritual level.
Hika
cold feet cold hands :^)
Bara-
The postcount thing is fixed
Yoeri
niet
Jordan
Never to be born is far best; yet if a man lives, the next best thing is for him to return as quickly as possible to the place from which he came.
Friendan

Brian OA wrote:

Mad props to friendan and redpanda for being exemplary users.
I never thought this day would happen 8-)
Shohei Ohtani
chaee
Who dat
SaigonAlice
my mum just bought a bottle of red wine and i definitely should just get wasted drunk while everyones asleep. just drink the entire fucking bottle because im sad and gay and sixteen and im smart but not that smart and i have no friends and my crush has a girlfriend and
EneT
No one goes and get wasted on just a bottle of wine you pleb.
SaigonAlice
remember when i thought you were a nice guy? lol
Friendan
Hi Saigon :) hi Enet :)
SaigonAlice
hi friendan

anyway enet listen. when someone is seriously feeling like shit you don't make a fucking joke about it. that's just Social Skills For Children 101
Friendan
Just fap or something 👍👌💪
Rilene

Friendan wrote:

Just fap or something
does not work
at least for me
Aurani

EneT wrote:

No one goes and get wasted on just a bottle of wine you pleb.
He's a self-proclaimed gay SJW and is 16, do you think he adheres to the rules of common sense? :V
A bottle of good old Vodka ought to do it better, Saigon.
B1rd

SaigonAlice wrote:

hi friendan

anyway enet listen. when someone is seriously feeling like shit you don't make a fucking joke about it. that's just Social Skills For Children 101
If you haven't already noticed this place doesn't have the circlejerk culture of Tumblr and Facebook. It's funner to make fun of angsty teens complaining online about how they're depressed because of first world problems.

I'm smart but not that smart! :( :( :(
Dank Memes
very anime thread
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