Granted, you got rotten-egg flavored candy. i don't even want to imagine the taste.
i wish for happy life
i wish for happy life
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Granted, but you die happily so quick
I wish that my bones stop paining ;w;
I wish that my bones stop paining ;w;
granted, i'll just remove your bones
i wish for a pink dolphin that can breathe in air and water
i wish for a pink dolphin that can breathe in air and water
Wish granted but it's only motive of transportation is slithering
I wish for a better sense of time
I wish for a better sense of time
Granted, but time is slowed down immensely, only to you.
I wish to be a better person.
I wish to be a better person.
wish granted but you aren't your old self, you're mindless
I wish for a hug
I wish for a hug
Granted, but it's not from me.
I wish to disappear right now
I wish to disappear right now
done.
i wish to have a big cake.
i wish to have a big cake.
But no healthy drinks for you.
I wish for a cute cat, not aggressive, notices me everyday, love me everyday, if granted, i'll give him many toys and foods, and love my cat everyday.
I wish for a cute cat, not aggressive, notices me everyday, love me everyday, if granted, i'll give him many toys and foods, and love my cat everyday.
Granted. now your cat want to have sex with you.
i wish i can run faster
i wish i can run faster
holy fucking shitFlying Pan wrote:
now your cat want to have sex with you.
Granted but you can't go slower.
I wish that i have 10 stock of milks.
Granted, but somehow one of the containers was contaminated with a super virus and one day you accidentally ingest that very bottle. You end up very sick and somehow became a zombie in the emergency room. You sir, have just inevitably started WWZ...Ameth Rianno wrote:
I wish that i have 10 stock of milks.
I wish sex bots became a thing. Gives me less reason to actually better myself.
Granted. but the bots are male and they crushed your butt hole.
i wish for good fortune
i wish for good fortune
granted, but then the good fortune gave you bad fortune
i wish im immortal
i wish im immortal
Granted, but you see all your friends die around you due to you never growing old.
I wish to change my past
I wish to change my past
Granted, you have changed your past, however your future is all screwed up in many ways you don't like
I wish to be less shy
I wish to be less shy
Granted, however you're bombarded with questions because of it.
I wish to be less lazy
I wish to be less lazy
Wish granted, but you're so hardworking that you even forgot to drink or eat. In the end you died of malnutrition and dehydration
I wish to have more wish to have more wish to have more wishes
I wish to have more wish to have more wish to have more wishes
Granted.
i wish i can predict the future
i wish i can predict the future
Granted butnyou accidentally predict your death and it's a murder . It's actually also in a month's time. You get paranoid and do your best to avoid death, leading to insanity. You eventually crack and kill everyone you know in fear of being murdered.
I wish I had the power to be invisible so I could do certain 'stuff'. Please bear in mind that I am an extremely sexually frustrated male who watches japanese cartoons.
I wish I had the power to be invisible so I could do certain 'stuff'. Please bear in mind that I am an extremely sexually frustrated male who watches japanese cartoons.
Granted. . . You are invisible but no one ever notices you and your lonely, this prevents you from doing certain 'stuff'
I wish people would appreciate my presence
I wish people would appreciate my presence
Granted, but you disappear from the world the following day
I wish to die right now
I wish to die right now
Granted, however the next day the people who care about you don't want you to die, somehow they turn back time and your alive again
I wish for people who struggle to be happy and grateful for their life on earth
I wish for people who struggle to be happy and grateful for their life on earth
granted but granting someone's happiness means taking away that of another. By granting your wish you grant everyone who struggles happiness but make all those who aren't struggling suffer depression. Then they struggle. The cycle continues.
I wish someone would feed me pussy already.
I wish someone would feed me pussy already.
Granted, Sirade volunteers You find a nice girl who is willing to feed you
I wish that I never have to go to school again
I wish that I never have to go to school again
(No corruption? Nice!)
Granted but your parents are disappointed in you. You get depressed because of this and drink spray paint. R.I.P.
I wish I owned a cat cafe. (Research if you must)
Granted but your parents are disappointed in you. You get depressed because of this and drink spray paint. R.I.P.
I wish I owned a cat cafe. (Research if you must)
Granted, but all the cats hate you.
I wish for a Blue Yeti microphone
I wish for a Blue Yeti microphone
Granted, however you got a defective one.
I wish for immortality.
I wish for immortality.
Granted. but you'll feel unbearable pain of seeing your loved ones passed away and wish to die after that
i wish someone sent me some money
i wish someone sent me some money
wish granted but it's money laced with anthrax
I wish for a new rolex
I wish for a new rolex
Granted, but the time is wrong and can't be fixed
I wish for good test results
I wish for good test results
Granted, but you'll feel like school is too easy therefore the day you skip school you'll get hit by a car and die.
I wish to be Zed (LoL champion)
I wish to be Zed (LoL champion)
Granted but you're stuck as a shadow for life, following the true zed around for as long as the game exists.
I wish there were other losers who share the same pain of once being obssessed with Frozen.
I wish there were other losers who share the same pain of once being obssessed with Frozen.
Granted, but they all gather and take over the world with their ex love for Frozen.
I wish for nice music.
I wish for nice music.
Wish granted but it's made by yourself
I wish to be better at taiko
I wish to be better at taiko
Granted, but the new site removed Taiko.
I wish the new forum design would go away
I wish the new forum design would go away
Granted, but a new design is proposed and is completely worse.
I wish to get my mic soon.
I wish to get my mic soon.
Granted, you get your mic, but it breaks when you accidentally drop the box it was in.
I wish I could get better at osu standard
I wish I could get better at osu standard
Granted but everyone stops playing it except you.
I wish I was generally better at things
I wish I was generally better at things
Granted, you got better in being a scrub
I wish for inappropriate things.
I wish for inappropriate things.
In most cases, inappropriate can be considered as 18+ material, like porn and hentai, by wishing for this, you're basically asking for your lust to take over, which is not only bad on its own, but if you're a Christian, is even a sin.
I wish I was a faster speedcuber
I wish I was a faster speedcuber
Granted, But you complete them so fast that they break.TheBronyGames wrote:
I wish I was a faster speedcuber
I Wish for a new computer. :^)
Granted but I come to your house and smash it to pieces.
I wish tree leaves in autumn went straight from green to red with no transition colour in between.
I wish tree leaves in autumn went straight from green to red with no transition colour in between.
people pull the leaves off because its looks weird
i wis for long lasting color pencils
i wis for long lasting color pencils
Granted, but the colored pencils have a mind of their own, and draw what they want.
I wish to live forever.
I wish to live forever.
Granted but people find out you've been living too long. Scientists capture you and perform painful experiments on you for all of eternity.
I wish I had an everlasting sex drive.
I wish I had an everlasting sex drive.
chaee
granted, but the pizza is poisoned and you die.
i wish to stop time
i wish to stop time
Granted but you're stuck in your old time space for all eternity. You can never interact with the world normally ever again. Everything is still and cannot be moved so you are basically the only thing alive and everything else that exists is just an inanimate statue because nothing can move or do something in approximately 0 seconds.
I wish I could freely turn into a cat at will.
I wish I could freely turn into a cat at will.
Granted you have no fur,
I wish I was rank #1 global osu.
I wish I was rank #1 global osu.
Granted, but you're the only person who plays osu!
I wish for a better future.
I wish for a better future.
granted but your future was so great that your head exploded.
i wish for a stuff toy penguin
i wish for a stuff toy penguin
Granted, but the penguin infinitely explodes, with no way to stop it.
I wish for a new tablet pen.
I wish for a new tablet pen.
Granted, but you've got an touchscreen pen.
I wish for... Supptag
I wish for... Supptag
granted but it lasted for just 1 day
i wish im not bored.
i wish im not bored.
DeletedUser_6150458
granted. but whoops
i wish i'm not lazy.
i wish i'm not lazy.
Granted, but it cost an arm and a leg..
I wish for infinite energy
I wish for infinite energy
Granted, but you only have 5 days left to live
I wish for new shoes
I wish for new shoes
Not granted.
I wish I haven't watched Choujigen Gemu Neptune animation ver.
I wish I haven't watched Choujigen Gemu Neptune animation ver.
Granted, but your head will be full of thoughts related to Neptune
I wish the person below me had his/her wish granted
I wish the person below me had his/her wish granted
Granted.
I wish I am rich
I wish I am rich
Grnated, but I acidentally make you more better couple times.
I wish... I can speak Korean...
I wish... I can speak Korean...
Granted, but you can only say obscenities.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
granted but you cant landing after lift off forever
edit : i wish im better at mapping FORGOT WISH LEL
edit : i wish im better at mapping FORGOT WISH LEL
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granted, but you'll need hyper massive wormhole for that
i wish 3 000 000 €
i wish 3 000 000 €
Granted, but they're counterfeit and cops are after you
I wish for invisibility
I wish for invisibility
granted, but you need to wear a blanket for it to work, and it only works on your body, not the blanket, if the blanket were taken off, invisibilty were gone
I wish my feet were strong as a Lion's feet.
I wish my feet were strong as a Lion's feet.
Granted but everything you touch break.
Wish : I wish I could control time.
Wish : I wish I could control time.
Granted, but I already rekt you with my Lion's feet.
I wish I could control this Lion's feet power...
I wish I could control this Lion's feet power...
DeletedUser_6150458
Granted, but I destroyed the evolved potat with my Lion's feet... again
I wish I have an arm without having to sacrifice my body..
I wish I have an arm without having to sacrifice my body..
DeletedUser_6150458
Granted, but once again, your potato is in the army of the evolved potatoes, thus, he died when I'm breaking out.
I wish for Eternal peace.
I wish for Eternal peace.
DeletedUser_6150458
Granted but you get caught with an anime character in your house. Driven by shame and disappointment, your parents murder you and kanade tachibana and hide your bodies in the lake.
I wish there was something to kill time with.
I wish there was something to kill time with.
granted, but it will literally kill you.
i wish i could stop time
i wish i could stop time
Granted, but I already "MUDAMUDAMUDA"'d you first.
I wish I could give the person below me nightmares by corrupting their wishes.
I wish I could give the person below me nightmares by corrupting their wishes.
Granted. here;s my wish you need to corrupt:
I hope the person above me will live happily forever.
I hope the person above me will live happily forever.
Granted, but you need to sacrifice the soul of a town
I hope the person below me will not corrupt my wish
I hope the person below me will not corrupt my wish
Granted, but I'm evil, so I come back later and corrupt your wish anyway.
I wish love.
I wish love.
Granted, but you've crushed in nearby person with you. Me or someone else nearby.
I wish for more pp's
I wish for more pp's
You get peperonies instead.
I wish I can get harder better faster stronger
I wish I can get harder better faster stronger
Granted but all of those adjectives are applied to your penis and masturbation and it does not, however, make your penis bigger. Basically you now have the ability to masturbate more vigorously and with more skill which over time causes you to become a one-minute man.
I wish autists and artists had no correlation.
I wish autists and artists had no correlation.
Granted, but people will find more stereotypes just to annoy them even more.
I wish to be pro at mapping. ;_;
I wish to be pro at mapping. ;_;
Granted, but you spend too much time on that and become crap at actually playing.
I wish had 4 testicles
I wish had 4 testicles
Granted, but you don't have a penis anymore
I wish I have a cute loli sister
I wish I have a cute loli sister
Granted but she hates you.
I wish all osu! forum gamers will have a good life.
I wish all osu! forum gamers will have a good life.
granted but their good life will end in five minutes
i wish i have better legs like yazawa nico or the girls in love live
edit: WAIT MY GOOD LIFE WILL END IN FIVE MINUTES?
i wish i have better legs like yazawa nico or the girls in love live
edit: WAIT MY GOOD LIFE WILL END IN FIVE MINUTES?
Granted but you get raped by idol-obssessed otakus.
I wish fujoshis were an endangered species
I wish fujoshis were an endangered species
Granted... But what the heck is this? Not granted, taken back..
I wish for no association this game with wasps in Russian community.
I wish for no association this game with wasps in Russian community.
Granted but you're blind.
I wish for all osu! forum gamers to have a merry christmas and a happy new year.
I wish for all osu! forum gamers to have a merry christmas and a happy new year.
Granted, but santa isn't real, in fact, satan is...
I wish for people to buy me some kfc buckets on christmas.
I wish for people to buy me some kfc buckets on christmas.
Granted, buckets only. No chickens.
I wish I am an expert in mapping.
I wish I am an expert in mapping.
Granted, but I'll be there with my buckets, closing your eyes when you're mapping.
I wish the person below me have a good time in this forum games.
I wish the person below me have a good time in this forum games.
granted, but wouldn't tell you even if i had bad time
i wish my banana offering pleases the gorilla
i wish my banana offering pleases the gorilla