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Jing Yuan
done.

i wish to have a big cake.
Zaphkael
It's so big it crushes you

I wish for healthy food
Ameth Rianno
But no healthy drinks for you.

I wish for a cute cat, not aggressive, notices me everyday, love me everyday, if granted, i'll give him many toys and foods, and love my cat everyday.
Volta
Granted. now your cat want to have sex with you.

i wish i can run faster
Ameth Rianno

Flying Pan wrote:

now your cat want to have sex with you.
holy fucking shit

Granted but you can't go slower.

I wish that i have 10 stock of milks.
The Gambler

Ameth Rianno wrote:

I wish that i have 10 stock of milks.
Granted, but somehow one of the containers was contaminated with a super virus and one day you accidentally ingest that very bottle. You end up very sick and somehow became a zombie in the emergency room. You sir, have just inevitably started WWZ...

I wish sex bots became a thing. Gives me less reason to actually better myself.
Volta
Granted. but the bots are male and they crushed your butt hole.

i wish for good fortune
puccithecat
granted, but then the good fortune gave you bad fortune

i wish im immortal
Aiona
Granted, but you see all your friends die around you due to you never growing old.

I wish to change my past
captainmilk
Granted, you have changed your past, however your future is all screwed up in many ways you don't like

I wish to be less shy
anahisa
Granted, however you're bombarded with questions because of it.

I wish to be less lazy
KokoaCrunch
Wish granted, but you're so hardworking that you even forgot to drink or eat. In the end you died of malnutrition and dehydration

I wish to have more wish to have more wish to have more wishes
Volta
Granted.

i wish i can predict the future
Ochinchi-sama
Granted butnyou accidentally predict your death and it's a murder . It's actually also in a month's time. You get paranoid and do your best to avoid death, leading to insanity. You eventually crack and kill everyone you know in fear of being murdered.

I wish I had the power to be invisible so I could do certain 'stuff'. Please bear in mind that I am an extremely sexually frustrated male who watches japanese cartoons.
captainmilk
Granted. . . You are invisible but no one ever notices you and your lonely, this prevents you from doing certain 'stuff'

I wish people would appreciate my presence
Aiona
Granted, but you disappear from the world the following day
I wish to die right now
captainmilk
Granted, however the next day the people who care about you don't want you to die, somehow they turn back time and your alive again

I wish for people who struggle to be happy and grateful for their life on earth
Ochinchi-sama
granted but granting someone's happiness means taking away that of another. By granting your wish you grant everyone who struggles happiness but make all those who aren't struggling suffer depression. Then they struggle. The cycle continues.

I wish someone would feed me pussy already.
captainmilk
Granted, Sirade volunteers You find a nice girl who is willing to feed you

I wish that I never have to go to school again
Ochinchi-sama
(No corruption? Nice!)

Granted but your parents are disappointed in you. You get depressed because of this and drink spray paint. R.I.P.

I wish I owned a cat cafe. (Research if you must)
Aiona
Granted, but all the cats hate you.

I wish for a Blue Yeti microphone
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Granted, however you got a defective one.


I wish for immortality.
Volta
Granted. but you'll feel unbearable pain of seeing your loved ones passed away and wish to die after that

i wish someone sent me some money
Garpo
wish granted but it's money laced with anthrax

I wish for a new rolex
Aiona
Granted, but the time is wrong and can't be fixed

I wish for good test results
[ ] Jhin
Granted, but you'll feel like school is too easy therefore the day you skip school you'll get hit by a car and die.

I wish to be Zed (LoL champion)
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but you're stuck as a shadow for life, following the true zed around for as long as the game exists.

I wish there were other losers who share the same pain of once being obssessed with Frozen.
Aiona
Granted, but they all gather and take over the world with their ex love for Frozen.

I wish for nice music.
Garpo
Wish granted but it's made by yourself

I wish to be better at taiko
Gumpy
Granted, but the new site removed Taiko.

I wish the new forum design would go away
Aiona
Granted, but a new design is proposed and is completely worse.

I wish to get my mic soon.
captainmilk
Granted, you get your mic, but it breaks when you accidentally drop the box it was in.

I wish I could get better at osu standard
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but everyone stops playing it except you.

I wish I was generally better at things
MapleSyrup-
Granted, you got better in being a scrub

I wish for inappropriate things.
WriggleNightbug
In most cases, inappropriate can be considered as 18+ material, like porn and hentai, by wishing for this, you're basically asking for your lust to take over, which is not only bad on its own, but if you're a Christian, is even a sin.

I wish I was a faster speedcuber
Nik0

TheBronyGames wrote:

I wish I was a faster speedcuber
Granted, But you complete them so fast that they break.

I Wish for a new computer. :^)
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but I come to your house and smash it to pieces.

I wish tree leaves in autumn went straight from green to red with no transition colour in between.
puccithecat
people pull the leaves off because its looks weird

i wis for long lasting color pencils
iiko
Granted, but the colored pencils have a mind of their own, and draw what they want.

I wish to live forever.
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but people find out you've been living too long. Scientists capture you and perform painful experiments on you for all of eternity.

I wish I had an everlasting sex drive.
chaee
Wish granted but no one wants to have sex with you

I wish to pup RZA and eat pizza with Yung Lean
Volta
granted, but the pizza is poisoned and you die.

i wish to stop time
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but you're stuck in your old time space for all eternity. You can never interact with the world normally ever again. Everything is still and cannot be moved so you are basically the only thing alive and everything else that exists is just an inanimate statue because nothing can move or do something in approximately 0 seconds.

I wish I could freely turn into a cat at will.
I Give Up
Granted you have no fur,



I wish I was rank #1 global osu.
Meah
Granted, but you're the only person who plays osu!

I wish for a better future.
puccithecat
granted but your future was so great that your head exploded.

i wish for a stuff toy penguin
iiko
Granted, but the penguin infinitely explodes, with no way to stop it.

I wish for a new tablet pen.
Isshiki Kaname
Granted, but you've got an touchscreen pen.

I wish for... Supptag
puccithecat
granted but it lasted for just 1 day

i wish im not bored.
DeletedUser_6150458
Granted, but you now get bored of not getting bored.

I wish I had some Ice-cream.
Volta
granted. but whoops



i wish i'm not lazy.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but it cost an arm and a leg..

I wish for infinite energy
Rachel
Granted, but you only have 5 days left to live

I wish for new shoes
Isshiki Kaname
Not granted.

I wish I haven't watched Choujigen Gemu Neptune animation ver.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but your head will be full of thoughts related to Neptune

I wish the person below me had his/her wish granted
Meah
Please do not.

I wish I am poor.
Daichi Shinku
Granted.

I wish I am rich
Isshiki Kaname
Grnated, but I acidentally make you more better couple times.

I wish... I can speak Korean...
Emayecue
Granted, but you can only say obscenities.

I wish I could fly.
Deppyforce
granted but you cant landing after lift off forever

edit : i wish im better at mapping FORGOT WISH LEL
DeletedUser_6150458
Granted: But you create the same map every day, with no memory of it each time you wake up.

I wish someone wouldn't corrupt my wish.
Wuxo
granted, but you'll need hyper massive wormhole for that

i wish 3 000 000 €
Rachel
Granted, but they're counterfeit and cops are after you

I wish for invisibility
Daichi Shinku
granted, but you need to wear a blanket for it to work, and it only works on your body, not the blanket, if the blanket were taken off, invisibilty were gone

I wish my feet were strong as a Lion's feet.
Hidden-
Granted but everything you touch break.

Wish : I wish I could control time.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but I already rekt you with my Lion's feet.

I wish I could control this Lion's feet power...
DeletedUser_6150458
Granted, but now you have no hands.

I wish that my potato would evolve.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but I destroyed the evolved potat with my Lion's feet... again

I wish I have an arm without having to sacrifice my body..
DeletedUser_6150458
Granted, but now you are imprisoned by an army of evolved potatoes as revenge.

I wish I could get my potato back.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but once again, your potato is in the army of the evolved potatoes, thus, he died when I'm breaking out.

I wish for Eternal peace.
DeletedUser_6150458
Granted, but now no one can communicate in any shape or form.

I wish Kanade Tachibana was real. :P
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but you get caught with an anime character in your house. Driven by shame and disappointment, your parents murder you and kanade tachibana and hide your bodies in the lake.

I wish there was something to kill time with.
Wuxo
granted, but it will literally kill you.

i wish i could stop time
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but I already "MUDAMUDAMUDA"'d you first.

I wish I could give the person below me nightmares by corrupting their wishes.
Volta
Granted. here;s my wish you need to corrupt:

I hope the person above me will live happily forever.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but you need to sacrifice the soul of a town

I hope the person below me will not corrupt my wish
ZekeyHache
Granted, but I'm evil, so I come back later and corrupt your wish anyway.

I wish love.
Isshiki Kaname
Granted, but you've crushed in nearby person with you. Me or someone else nearby.

I wish for more pp's
Daichi Shinku
You get peperonies instead.

I wish I can get harder better faster stronger
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but all of those adjectives are applied to your penis and masturbation and it does not, however, make your penis bigger. Basically you now have the ability to masturbate more vigorously and with more skill which over time causes you to become a one-minute man.


I wish autists and artists had no correlation.
Serraionga
Granted, but people will find more stereotypes just to annoy them even more.

I wish to be pro at mapping. ;_;
Ochinchi-sama
Granted, but you spend too much time on that and become crap at actually playing.



I wish had 4 testicles
BigEarsMau
Granted, but you don't have a penis anymore

I wish I have a cute loli sister
Meah
Granted but she hates you.

I wish all osu! forum gamers will have a good life.
puccithecat
granted but their good life will end in five minutes

i wish i have better legs like yazawa nico or the girls in love live

edit: WAIT MY GOOD LIFE WILL END IN FIVE MINUTES?
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but you get raped by idol-obssessed otakus.


I wish fujoshis were an endangered species
Isshiki Kaname
Granted... But what the heck is this? Not granted, taken back..

I wish for no association this game with wasps in Russian community.
Daichi Shinku
Not granted at all, gg kappa.

I wish People can't see me
Meah
Granted but you're blind.

I wish for all osu! forum gamers to have a merry christmas and a happy new year.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but santa isn't real, in fact, satan is...

I wish for people to buy me some kfc buckets on christmas.
Meah
Granted, buckets only. No chickens.

I wish I am an expert in mapping.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but I'll be there with my buckets, closing your eyes when you're mapping.

I wish the person below me have a good time in this forum games.
jaaakb
granted, but wouldn't tell you even if i had bad time

i wish my banana offering pleases the gorilla
Topic Starter
GSG95
granted. but you must please the gorilla's banana.

a very big banana.

i wish for dinosaurs.
Isshiki Kaname
Granted, then eaten you.

I wish to every time sleep with Gorilla. (Not this with pointy red ribbon. I don't need any waifu/)
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Granted, though she bashed your head in for calling her a gorilla.


I wish for a white christmas.
miykah
all i need to do is wait. since its not gonna be a white christmas


I wish for someone who accept my addiction to sugarroasted cashews
Meah
Granted but he/she dies instantly.

I wish for the person below me to have a healthy life and to be happy for the rest of his/her life.
puccithecat
granted but everyone will die and be alive again and again except for me >;3

i wish what my friend said is true.

he said:
you went home from school. no one is in your house..
you went in your room and you saw nagisa hazuki sleeping because he was waiting for you
you closed the door and nagisa woke up from the door sound
SUDDENLY! 2 SPIRITS OF ONE OF PUCCI'S FRIENDS PUSHED YOU!
i was on top and he was bottom (but hey, nagisa can be uke but he is mostly seme :/)
blush blush blush >///<
Isshiki Kaname
Wha...? Not granted

I wish to sleep wth gorilla.
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