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posted 2010-07-06T17:57:19+00:00

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Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T17:57:19+00:00

hurrrrr

You're awp! Congratulations. You wake up this morning in your room with the feeling that today is important somehow. Your room is simple and sparsely furnished--a dresser for your clothes, your desk with your computer, and your bed. You're not quite sure where your bandana is. What are you going to do first?

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T17:58:07+00:00

Turn the computer on and check your e-mail!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:05:16+00:00

Tode's been on your computer--the stupid cunt must have gotten a virus on it, for you got the Blue Screen of Death. Well, shit. You don't feel like fixing it at the moment. What now?

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T18:06:22+00:00

Open the dresser and examine the contents.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:12:34+00:00

You find clothes! Did I forget to mention you're currently naked?

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T18:14:39+00:00

Well, that's no good. Put on your clothes!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:21:15+00:00

Ah, now you're ready to start the day! I wonder what the other members of the awpforce are up to? And don't forget to find Tode at some point today and beat the shit out of her for messing up your computer!

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T18:23:18+00:00

Exit room.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:28:53+00:00

You are in a poorly drawn hallway. The doors you see are to Ival, foul, and LuigiHann's rooms. At the end of the hallway is the living room and the kitchen--you are a bit peckish, and you smell LuigiHann cooking breakfast.

Wojjan

Joined August 2008

Wojjan 2010-07-06T18:30:01+00:00

Bother Ivalset.

xoxo

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:35:59+00:00

The door is unlocked, so you open it. Ival doesn't seem to be in, though, but you hear sounds of a shower running, so you know he is taking a shower. You don't go in the room, but from what you can see his room is blindingly yellow. Ival will be pissed if you snoop in his room! What should you do?

Ivalset

osu! Alumni

Here since the beginning

Ivalset 2010-07-06T18:37:11+00:00

Leave the nigger alone.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose.
The only thing that matters is whether I win or lose in this game called life.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:38:33+00:00

You hear sounds of Ival getting out of the shower, so you quietly close the door. You're now back in this shitty hallway. What now?

Derekku

COOL DUDE

Joined March 2009

Derekku 2010-07-06T18:40:08+00:00

snoop around in Luigi's room while he's making breakfast

Mashley

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2010-07-06T18:47:46+00:00

kill someone

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:48:28+00:00

You can't help yourself--LH left his door unlocked and so you open it. His room is set up almost like yours; a dresser, a bed and a computer desk--but LuigiHann, who wears more clothes than you, has a closet. His computer is password protected after you and Ival went into his private documents last week.

There is no one to kill yet.

Mashley

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2010-07-06T18:50:00+00:00

Punch a hole through the computer monitor

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T18:54:33+00:00

Play dress up with LuigiHann's fashionable clothing.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T18:55:33+00:00

Password protect that, bitch! Now you can see LuigiHann's bland beige wallpaper through the hole you made. You get the vague feeling that someone is lurking nearby, watching but you don't care at the moment.

LuigiHann's clothes smell like cheetos and failure, no way you're putting them on.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T18:57:45+00:00

Punch a hole in the wall.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T19:02:00+00:00

That's enough wanton destruction of property for now.

Mashley

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2010-07-06T19:23:23+00:00

Go to foul's room

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T19:35:48+00:00

It seems foul is more cautious than his comrades; the door is locked. You can still sense someone watching you.

Mashley

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2010-07-06T19:50:41+00:00

Punch the door down

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T19:52:24+00:00

That's enough wanton destruction of property for now.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T19:53:11+00:00

Knock on door.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T19:54:15+00:00

You knock--how polite!--but no answer. He is either playing Aion or in the living room.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T19:59:58+00:00

Enter living room!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:10:29+00:00

Sure enough, in a room that seems like it was drawn by an 18 year old girl with no sense of perspective you find foulcoon slouched on the couch watching TV. You hear sounds from the kitchen where LuigiHann is still cooking breakfast. Ival is finishing up his shower or dressing. Sinistro has yet to show his face--you could have sworn you felt him lurking earlier but missed your chance to catch him. Tode is presumably at her own house.

In the living room is foul, the couch, the TV (which is currently showing Law and Order for some reason), a cabinet, and the collective gaming systems of the awpforce. foul does not look like he will give up either the couch or the TV.

Xanek

Joined February 2009

Xanek 2010-07-06T20:13:29+00:00

Punch a hole in his face

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:15:13+00:00

You can't afford to lose the usage of foul's Toyota Impala.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:16:34+00:00

Help LuigiHann cook breakfast!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:23:07+00:00

What are you, some kind of faggot? Anyway, LuigiHann finished cooking breakfast--eggs and bacon, how original. You hear Ival coming down the hallway.

Xanek

Joined February 2009

Xanek 2010-07-06T20:24:50+00:00

Call Ival names

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:27:09+00:00

Eat breakfast and call Ival names.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:35:48+00:00

Ival does not appreciate your attacks on him; he eats your breakfast and informs you that if you continue he will stab your remaining eye with his afropik. Well, that's what you get, asshole.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:37:33+00:00

Give Ival a hug.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:43:42+00:00

Well, at least he didn't stab your eye.

LadySuburu

Joined June 2008

LadySuburu 2010-07-06T20:44:46+00:00

Get Afropik. (Remove from chest first if possible.)

My thought process is like a Train on a train track shaped like a spider web. With portals.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:46:09+00:00

Give the afropik back to Ival.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:51:45+00:00

Uh oh

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:53:18+00:00

Ask Ival for a Band-Aid.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T20:55:40+00:00

Ival is not too pleased with you at the moment.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T20:56:21+00:00

Ask LuigiHann for help.

Kitsunemimi

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-07-06T20:57:49+00:00

Smother paper towels on the wound.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T21:12:19+00:00

Does LuigiHann look like a doctor to you? (hint)

There is simply too much blood in your beautiful body--paper towels cannot staunch the flow. You are starting to feel lightheaded and you are staining the carpet.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T21:14:16+00:00

Call for an ~~ambulance~~ Sinistro!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T21:25:13+00:00

You lost your chance to call Sinistro when he was lurking and you don't trust ambulances. You've got to find a way to stop the blood flow before you pass out.

Jarby

Joined August 2008

Jarby 2010-07-06T21:26:46+00:00

Lie on the floor and roll around helplessly.

Kitsunemimi

Joined April 2009

Kitsunemimi 2010-07-06T21:31:57+00:00

Grab some gauze bandage rolls and wrap it around your chest firmly, then lie on your back on the ground to keep the injury elevated above the heart.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T21:52:17+00:00

(yes there is empty space I'm too lazy to fix it)

You passed out anyway but your beard came through with blood transfusions while you drooled all over the tile! You're not sure where the blood came from but somehow you find it best not to ask.

Derekku

COOL DUDE

Joined March 2009

Derekku 2010-07-06T22:01:38+00:00

Search for Sinistro.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T22:49:08+00:00

Your best bet is to wait until he is lurking again; if he is not lurking then Sinistro is generally unavailable and does not want to be found. You never did eat breakfast or find Tode and beat her to a pulp.

Dragvon

osu! Alumni

Joined June 2009

Dragvon 2010-07-06T22:51:05+00:00

For god sake, call tode using someone's iphone :3

Xanek

Joined February 2009

Xanek 2010-07-06T23:00:27+00:00

and then beat tode up

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T23:03:08+00:00

You take off the bandages to find yourself fully healed--that's the power of your beard! You somehow find yourself with peppy's iphone and so call Tode angrily. However, you find yourself swayed as usual by her soft southern accent and convince yourself that she's just a silly little female, no need to beat her up. You decide just to steal from LuigiHann's secret stash of emergency cash and buy that new computer you were thinking about anyway later.

Derekku

COOL DUDE

Joined March 2009

Derekku 2010-07-06T23:07:13+00:00

Whisper sweet nothings to Tode, get off the phone, and finally eat some goddamn breakfast.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T23:18:11+00:00

There's no food in the house, but a flattered Tode overhears your dilemma and offers to come over and make you breakfast.

Xanek

Joined February 2009

Xanek 2010-07-06T23:19:17+00:00

Tell tode to make a sammich

Derekku

COOL DUDE

Joined March 2009

Derekku 2010-07-06T23:21:48+00:00

with love~

uh I mean lots of mayonaise or some shit like that :v

Xanek

Joined February 2009

Xanek 2010-07-06T23:22:24+00:00

^that - the love part

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T23:22:58+00:00

Tode will make what she wants to make, don't tell her what to do. You secretly laugh at her pout.

DeathxShinigami

Joined November 2008

DeathxShinigami 2010-07-06T23:38:12+00:00

Wait for food then praise Tode for her actions.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T23:44:05+00:00

Pancakes! They are delicious.

DeathxShinigami

Joined November 2008

DeathxShinigami 2010-07-06T23:48:17+00:00

Eat pancakes, asks Tode if she would like some as well.

CheeseWarlock

osu! Alumni

Joined May 2008

CheeseWarlock 2010-07-06T23:49:50+00:00

Don't just eat them, savour them.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-06T23:53:01+00:00

N-no...Tode is on a diet (again).

An awkward silence falls.

The pancakes are pretty fuckin' delicious.

Derekku

COOL DUDE

Joined March 2009

Derekku 2010-07-07T00:31:30+00:00

rub your belly in anticipation of the next course

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-07T00:39:54+00:00

You're pretty full already and Tode doesn't like cooking that much. Best wait until lunch.

For reference, it is 10 AM.

DeathxShinigami

Joined November 2008

DeathxShinigami 2010-07-07T00:43:05+00:00

Ask Tode if she has any plans for the day.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-07T00:46:52+00:00

Tode tells you she was just planning on running various errands and then maybe going clothes shopping. Why, would you like to come?

DeathxShinigami

Joined November 2008

DeathxShinigami 2010-07-07T00:55:50+00:00

Yes, he would like to go shopping with you.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-07T01:15:26+00:00

You've never really expressed interest in shopping with Tode but for some reason you feel like accompanying her today. You both head to the garage, where you can choose from the awpcopter or the awptrain--foulcoon does not allow anyone else to drive his Toyota Impala.

awp

osu! Alumni

Here since the beginning

awp 2010-07-07T01:43:59+00:00

Sneak a cigar from the Emergency Garage Stash (number 3, since number 1 is for special occasions and number 2 is currently empty or misplaced), ensure the Bottomless Island Lighter is still working after having gone through the wash, and offer to go to the shops by foot. They're within walking distance and Tode looks like she could use the exercise. But don't mention that.

Twally Spocks is best pony ♥
Proud user of Etna Sliders.
~~You'll never pierce my admintium armour.~~ Turns out, someone did!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-07T01:59:57+00:00

Tode doesn't notice you staring at her ass as you try to figure out how much it's grown THIS time. You start walking down the sidewalk. Where would you like to go first?

Remember, Tode wants to go shopping for clothes, and she needs to buy groceries and another piggy bank.

awp

osu! Alumni

Here since the beginning

awp 2010-07-07T02:05:31+00:00

Clothes, Piggy Bank, Groceries, in that order. Women take forever to buy clothes and you don't want to be holding that piggy bank all day.

And do not let Tode buy any ice cream.

Twally Spocks is best pony ♥
Proud user of Etna Sliders.
~~You'll never pierce my admintium armour.~~ Turns out, someone did!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-07T02:08:05+00:00

What specific store will you go to first?

for reference your inventory so far:
CIGAR
PEPPY'S IPHONE
LUIGIHANN'S CREDIT CARD
BOTTOMLESS ISLAND LIGHTER

DeathxShinigami

Joined November 2008

DeathxShinigami 2010-07-07T02:14:52+00:00

Clothes shop, so we can get this part over with.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-07T02:29:22+00:00

Dear God why do so many different kinds of clothes exist and why does Tode insist on trying them all on? The sheer size of the bags you are now carrying would worry you if you had been using your own credit card.

Tode wants to get ice cream before you go get a piggy bank.

DeathxShinigami

Joined November 2008

DeathxShinigami 2010-07-07T02:30:30+00:00

Let her get the ice cream for the sake of finishing shopping quickly.

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-07T02:40:30+00:00

Ninjas are attacking the ice cream store! Or so it sounds--you still haven't taken the bandaid off your eye. It feels like someone is watching you unseen.

Tode sounds like she's about to cry if she doesn't get ice cream.

awp

osu! Alumni

Here since the beginning

awp 2010-07-07T02:54:33+00:00

Ninjas blend into the shadows. Eyesight is useless. Light the cigar and prepare to kick some silent warrior ass.

Remind Blubberguts that you don't need a living ice cream salesman to enjoy ice cream. You just need the ice cream. It's not theft if he's dead.

Twally Spocks is best pony ♥
Proud user of Etna Sliders.
~~You'll never pierce my admintium armour.~~ Turns out, someone did!

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-07T03:17:52+00:00

Leaving a crying Tode--maybe you were a little too harsh--you slaughter the ninjas. However as you stand covered in blood, you hear rustling and a scream, and you realize you missed one and now the last ninja is holding Tode hostage. There is still that niggling sensation that someone is lurking around watching the scene unfold.

Ivalset

osu! Alumni

Here since the beginning

Ivalset 2010-07-07T03:24:44+00:00

Call out to your chocolate thunder for assistance.

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose.
The only thing that matters is whether I win or lose in this game called life.

Xanek

Joined February 2009

Xanek 2010-07-07T03:30:55+00:00

check if ninja is Sinistro

Cuddlebun

Joined August 2008

Topic Starter

Cuddlebun 2010-07-07T05:24:06+00:00

Fist logic prevails! As Ival's punch sends the ninja flying into a coma, Tode rushes into her beloved awp's arms, mindless of his bloodsoaked chest and beard. You sense that Sinistro is no longer lurking--you lost another chance to catch him.

(xanek sinistro is not the ninja you stupid fucker)

Mashley

Joined September 2008

Mashley 2010-07-07T06:55:54+00:00

Give tode a cigar

Xanek

Joined February 2009

Xanek 2010-07-07T07:52:27+00:00

Question why Ival is not wearing pants and only boxers
(also tode, no need to be mean, i mean you never know, I don't have your mind)

Ivalset

osu! Alumni

Here since the beginning

Ivalset 2010-07-07T09:46:49+00:00

xanek doesn't know shit about the awpforce, jesus

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose.
The only thing that matters is whether I win or lose in this game called life.

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