Granted but they would no longer be human - just puppets bending according to your will because of your wish.
I wish I had more condoms with me.
I wish I had more condoms with me.
You cruel mother effer. Are you secretly Flying Pan? My life is ruined ;'(Ochinchi-sama wrote:
Granted but Minami spends too much time calling you and trying to learn French that she loses her job as an idol and lives on the streets. She becomes a prostitute. You realise this is your fault so you get depressed and kill yourself.
wish granted, but your body hacks into my account and grants this wish.Railey2 wrote:
if my wish gets granted, it doesn't get granted, which is what I wanted in the first place.
If it gets granted, it also doesn't get granted, which is what I wanted in the first place.
I win!
*throws confetti*
granted, however, minami gives you AIDS and gets pregnant. Or gets you pregnant, whatever your gender is.
I wish that whoever grants my wish dies before he reads my wish and, and can never come back to life or do anything to fulfill my wish.