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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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B1rd
Use firefox.
Hika
/waits for Brian to go clubbing with her

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
piruchan

EneT wrote:

Stop pissing so close to the Urinal then.
You kinda have to because like 3/4 of it closed by this plastic thing to (I assume) prevent splash from hitting back. If you tried to pee from a bit of range you'd have to aim for the open 1/4 at the top.
DeletedUser_3905941

piruchan wrote:

EneT wrote:

Stop pissing so close to the Urinal then.
You kinda have to because like 3/4 of it closed by this plastic thing to (I assume) prevent splash from hitting back. If you tried to pee from a bit of range you'd have to aim for the open 1/4 at the top.
sounds like fun lol
EneT

piruchan wrote:

EneT wrote:

Stop pissing so close to the Urinal then.
You kinda have to because like 3/4 of it closed by this plastic thing to (I assume) prevent splash from hitting back. If you tried to pee from a bit of range you'd have to aim for the open 1/4 at the top.
Did you get a measure tape to get those measurements?
kirueggy
I googled "indonesian airport urinal" and it gave me that picture which is a Muslim urinal at Batam Airport, Indonesia... I don't see anything wrong here unless the "Muslim toilets" are different from the normal ones? idk

Bweh

Hika wrote:

/waits for Brian to go clubbing with her

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ya
kirueggy
wth Brian has forum mod privileges but his user title still says "rhythm incarnate"
piruchan

EneT wrote:

Did you get a measure tape to get those measurements?
No. But the point is you have to aim for the opening at the top if you don't want to pee very close to the urinal.

kirueggy wrote:

I googled "indonesian airport urinal" and it gave me that picture which is a Muslim urinal at Batam Airport, Indonesia... I don't see anything wrong here unless the "Muslim toilets" are different from the normal ones? idk
I'm quite sure this "urinal standard" was made recently because I remember it was not like this two years ago. Combine that with the amount of people who take pictures of urinals, I don't think it's easy to find.

Somebody wrote about it, but the ones I used don't have the plastic thing (apparently it's called urinal guard) that low.

This one is kind of accurate, but it doesn't really tell you how low it is placed.



Edit: I should learn how to post and quote (again)
Bweh

kirueggy wrote:

wth Brian has forum mod privileges but his user title still says "rhythm incarnate"
I don't. I just coordinate myself with Loliflan to do things
Yuudachi-kun

Brian OA wrote:

kirueggy wrote:

wth Brian has forum mod privileges but his user title still says "rhythm incarnate"
I don't. I just coordinate myself with Loliflan to do things
I do not like that guy; you should coordinate yourself with deadbeat
Bweh
He's always asleep or doing stuff for osu!weekly
B1rd
loliflan is a cool guy.

About the urinals, they're not very hygienic. Unless you're a master of shaking your penis you're not gonna get all of the urine off the tip without toilet paper.
Tsukimi Luna
toilet seats are the only way?


mfw no tissues at a public toilet.....
Green Platinum

B1rd wrote:

loliflan is a cool guy.

About the urinals, they're not very hygienic. Unless you're a master of shaking your penis you're not gonna get all of the urine off the tip without toilet paper.
If you get an infection off your own urine the problem is probably already where it needs to be to fuck you up.
Ceph23
I seem to remember at trick where you press the area between your anus and your balls to get all the urine out.
Can't do it in public though.
DaddyCoolVipper
Apparently the osu! client takes periodic screenshots of your desktop "to ensure that you have no cheat clients open", among a bunch of other things.

Thanks for the spyware, peppy, that's definitely totally gonna stay installed amirite
silmarilen
it only does that on score submission afaik and from what i know it looks at the programs running and doesnt actually take a screenshot of your desktop

and you're acting as if nearly every big game out there doesnt do that
Granger
where have you heard that screenshot thing?
Mahogany


THIS IS WHY I HAVE NO FAITH IN THE HUMAN RACE
EneT

Mahogany wrote:



THIS IS WHY I HAVE NO FAITH IN THE HUMAN RACE
Must be a Polish thing; many people here harbor a peasant mentality.
B1rd

silmarilen wrote:

it only does that on score submission afaik and from what i know it looks at the programs running and doesnt actually take a screenshot of your desktop

and you're acting as if nearly every big game out there doesnt do that
That's the stupidest argument for something I've heard.
Bweh

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Apparently the osu! client takes periodic screenshots of your desktop "to ensure that you have no cheat clients open", among a bunch of other things.

Thanks for the spyware, peppy, that's definitely totally gonna stay installed amirite
Yeah I've gotten banned from osu for cheating on a totally different game

The guys in charge of appeals seem like a sensible bunch, but they're quite on edge

B1rd wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

it only does that on score submission afaik and from what i know it looks at the programs running and doesnt actually take a screenshot of your desktop

and you're acting as if nearly every big game out there doesnt do that
That's the stupidest argument for something I've heard.
Bro that's more of a statement than an argument
FuZ

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Apparently the osu! client takes periodic screenshots of your desktop "to ensure that you have no cheat clients open", among a bunch of other things.

Thanks for the spyware, peppy, that's definitely totally gonna stay installed amirite
It doesn't, but it scans your process like pretty much every online games, i've heard that if you launch osu! while Cheat Engine is open you get instantly restricted, i've never tried so i can't confirm tho
B1rd
It seems to be arguing 'oh if everyone is doing it, it must be ok!'

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Apparently the osu! client takes periodic screenshots of your desktop "to ensure that you have no cheat clients open", among a bunch of other things.

Thanks for the spyware, peppy, that's definitely totally gonna stay installed amirite
Source?

According to the privacy policy, the game client only takes necessary information for diagnostics and feedback, and doesn't share your information with 3rd parties.
DeletedUser_3905941
I would use wireshark to check but I'll probably get banned for being curious.
I doubt ppy would even add something as stupid as taking a desktop screenshot anyway.
kirueggy
It's kind of sad people feel the need to cheat in osu! in the first place. You're literally gaining nothing from it and if you ever get into a competition where everything is vanilla or that everyone can easily see how bad you suck ass in person without any handicaps your layer of bullshit is easily seen through
Green Platinum
Yeah, you should be a top player already before you are allowed to cheat
FuZ

kirueggy wrote:

You're literally gaining nothing from it
You gain attention and respect from other players, that's what they want, as sad as it may be
Bweh

RedPanda wrote:

I would use wireshark to check but I'll probably get banned for being curious.
I doubt ppy would even add something as stupid as taking a desktop screenshot anyway.
It's not a desktop screenshot; it just sends a list of your processes. If any process names match a certain list they've got, you're automatically placed on restricted mode.
Mahogany
Yeah, I heard from a friend that if you have any applications that could be potentially used for cheating (For example, cheatengine or artmoney) open at the time you'll automatically get restricted when you submit a score.
DeletedUser_3905941

Mahogany wrote:



THIS IS WHY I HAVE NO FAITH IN THE HUMAN RACE
he's still doing it lol
I suggest making introductions like ot so it doesn't count towards post count
Bweh
who gives a shit about some guy on introductions

Any Rush fans here on this page specifically?
B1rd
Out of thing things that make me lose faith in humanity, that is pretty low on the list.

Like, the Deep Web thread was deleted. Gotta love censorship.
Mahogany

RedPanda wrote:

I suggest making introductions like ot so it doesn't count towards post count
I wholeheartedly agree with this. Can somebody get working on this? I'd do it myself if I knew how.

Brian OA wrote:

who gives a shit about some guy on introductions
It's horribly rude towards the people who are introducing themselves, and paints a poor picture of the community in general, not to mention being unbelievably pathetic.

B1rd wrote:

Out of thing things that make me lose faith in humanity, that is pretty low on the list.
I just find it so petty, meaningless and pathetic that it makes me question why these people even exist.
Green Platinum
Gotta get that Rhythm Incarnate and Waifu in your signature somehow
chaee
People still don't know that you can use jizz to farm post count in off topic?
DaddyCoolVipper

Brian OA wrote:

RedPanda wrote:

I would use wireshark to check but I'll probably get banned for being curious.
I doubt ppy would even add something as stupid as taking a desktop screenshot anyway.
It's not a desktop screenshot; it just sends a list of your processes. If any process names match a certain list they've got, you're automatically placed on restricted mode.

I actually heard that it does take screenshots *on top of* reading the process list (lots of things read processes to try and find hacking programs, like VAC. Saving actual pictures of whatever's on the computer isn't something I heard of in any software until now.)

I can't verify the claims myself, but I find it to be so characteristic of Peppy that I uninstalled regardless.
Green Platinum

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

I can't verify the claims myself, but I find it to be so characteristic of Peppy that I uninstalled regardless.
Elaborate
B1rd
I think I have RSI in my legs. RIP.
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