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otoed1
Granted: You have diabetes
I wish writing for an extended period of time didn't hurt my hand.
AlyNight
Granted but you never stopped writing
I wish human emotions are easier to understand
otoed1
Granted, emotions are like math to you now, nothing but a bunch of formulas.
I wish for pie.
Ochinchi-sama
Granted, but we would no longer be the complex and beautiful yet evil creatures that humans are; we would be similar to robots with no depth or inner character. Basically, hard-to-get hoes are nicer to fU¢k.

I wish I was more tolerant to bitter foods.

EDIT: sigh. Skip my post.
WriggleNightbug
granted, you now have no tastebuds

I wish i was a faster speedcuber
StephOsu
granted
you made a speed of 1 second off the world's record in exchange of breaking your fingers

i wish for a little grill
KatouMegumi
You're gets arrested for pedophillia.

I wish for... Better headphones
StephOsu
i said GRILL not GIRLS omgggg
OT : granted! you got the best headphone in the world but it has a self destruct button that triggers when people wears it
I wish for little grills
KatouMegumi

fizzn1 wrote:

You're gets arrested for pedophillia.

I wish for...
Ehh... No wish.
Hans5958

StephOsu wrote:

i said GRILL not GIRLS omgggg
OT : granted! you got the best headphone in the world but it has a self destruct button that triggers when people wears it
I wish for little grills
Granted, but it explode when you use it xD

I wish for an shapeshifting costume (a costume that can change me to any animal/creature/pokemon/etc)

[small]is this necropost?[/small]
Ameth Rianno
^necroposting is allowed on FG (?)

Granted... but you have no penis when you have turned back into a humanoid.

I wish that i can live normal at year 6000 A.D.
-SayaKai
Wish granted, but how :v

I wish I have Captain Fortune (If I have Miss Fortune :v)
StephOsu
granted, but you don't have miss fortune, so you don't have captain fortune too

I wish to be better than C
AlyNight
Granted you got a B
Wished for a milkshake (again)
KatouMegumi
Granted.

I wish for better std! skills.
AlyNight
Granted.
I wish for...Oh no I have no wishes
StephOsu

Sniverre235 wrote:

Granted.
I wish for...Oh no I have no wishes
you can wish for no wishes you will destroy the universe with that paradox
i wish for a dong
Ameth Rianno

diringdongdongudingdong
that's what you mean?

Granted, but the "dong" will banned for the next day.
I wish for a cute calm kitty cat <3
WriggleNightbug
granted, but it's possessed by a demon

I wish for a magic donut I'm normal, ok?
StephOsu
granted! you get invisible donut that has no smell
i wish for a dog* wtf typo from my last wish
Ameth Rianno
Best typo ever.

Granted, but the dog is going to kill you.
I wish for an Air Conditioner without any virus or whatever in my lovely room
-SayaKai
Wish granted, but you'll still have any virus.

I wish I can edit any avatar without any ads ;w;
Garpo
Wish granted but you have to pay to edit avatars instead.

I wish for a beverage
StephOsu
pee is a beverage if you put it into a glass

I wish for a nyan
Ameth Rianno
Granted... but, your head will be stuck with this song https://osu.ppy.sh/s/31419

I wish for sad happy drama in my life <3
StephOsu

Ameth Rianno wrote:

Granted... but, your head will be stuck with this song https://osu.ppy.sh/s/31419

I wish for sad happy drama in my life <3
this is not actually a bad drawback
anyways
granted, you get sad drama in your life and happy drama all around you, which none of them are related to you

i wish for a taco
Daichi Shinku
No, I don't want to taco bout it...

I wish for a potatoes.
Ameth Rianno
Granted, it flavours blood.

I wish to kill myself.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, by using the potato you gave me.

I wish I have 30 hands.
Zaphkael
Sure, but I don't think you asked for fingers sooo...no you won't get those.

I wish for a waifu, duh.
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but the waifu is ugly.

I wish for war and violence.
StephOsu

Ochinchi-sama wrote:

Granted but the waifu is ugly.

I wish for war and violence.
granted
you are back to the past and were forced to fight with t-rex
i wish for good memory
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but your memory is superhuman so scientists capture you and perform painful experiments on you, never letting you free.

I wish to be abused.
Aiona
Granted, but you're abused with plush toys.

I wish for knee socks.
Zaphkael
Granted, with free sandals that you have to wear with them.

I wish for free good wifi everywhere
StephOsu

inspectorscout wrote:

I wish for free good wifi everywhere
I-I CAN'T
I CAN'T CORRUPT THIS WISH
nvm granted but you are the only one that can't use it

i wish to be naked freely in my house
Zaphkael
Granted, but there is a live broadcast of you

I want lots of money
KatouMegumi
You became so greedy that Gods killed you.

I wish this thread does not exist.
StephOsu
granted, on an alternate timeline
i wish for alternate timeline
Zaphkael
Granted, but there isn't any waifu wifi there

I wish for kurumi
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