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KatouMegumi

Harumi wrote:

Okay, but then you cant do low ar insanes

I wish I had a father
Granted, i can;t ruin your wish, sorry.

I wish for being an mythical creature. (Like elfs, angels and others.)
-SayaKai
wish granted, but no

I wish I can go to the other countries
KatouMegumi

-SayaKai wrote:

wish granted, but no

I wish I can go to the other countries
Wish granted, but you're on Donbass...

I wish for fairy heart what still beating forever. (Heart transplant, ya know)
-SayaKai
Wish granted.

I wish I have a cute little cat
KatouMegumi
Wish granted.

I want to be famous.
-SayaKai
wish granted.

I wish I was a little cute girl. (gg)
KatouMegumi

-SayaKai wrote:

wish granted.

I wish I was a little cute girl. (gg)
Wish granted, Kyubey comes to you.
-SayaKai
no wish.

I wish I like cute puppies
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you starts hate it.

I wish to became fairy.
Konaruhi
Granted. But you have no wings.

I wish for a potato~
KatouMegumi
Get it, but that is greenish one.

I wish for knowing Japanese.
-SayaKai
Wish granted, but buy your japanese books :D

I wish I'm enjoying this raindrops >_>
KatouMegumi
Granted, but lightning hits you.

I wish i would be fairy without wings, but not stil human.
AlyNight
Granted. But everybody will see you as a human.
I wish that I can see snow.
Raiken-
Granted. You got a present: Badassful Glasses.

I wish I can be a Power Ranger.
Ochinchi-sama
Wish granted but your weakness for being an otamegane gives you bad eyesight without your glasses so you get rApEd by some alien power rangers villain.

I wish I was more honest with my feelings b-baka
Konaruhi
Granted~ But senpai will never notice you.

i wish to be pro at osu! lmao.
The Gambler
Granted, but:

Ekoro wrote:

your definition of pro is "SS Easy diffs" so it's literally noob lol
I wish RSI-chan would stop bothering me everytime I singletap 280 BPM.
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you singletap 10 BPM now.

I wish to be Cookiez* (Obama ofc! That Korean player i mean.)
The Gambler
Granted, but it was at his post-mortem state of eye disorder that you switch bodies. Even glasses won't save you. Happy reading ;)

I wish osu! was an actual e-sport. (Seriously, there's really no way to cheat at these games - People either know to play it, or don't)
ElliottB1
Granted, but then 4chan finds out and does THIS:


I wish I could be able to divide by zero.
The Gambler

ElliottB1 wrote:

Granted, but then 4chan finds out and does THIS:


I wish I could be able to divide by zero.
Get embed rekt.

OT: Granted, but in doing so you've created a singularity connecting this world and a corresponding anti-world. Both worlds get annihilated.

I wish MLG didn't have to ruin osu!.
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But then I had to ruin Osss.

I wish I had a calculator.
AnotherEpicName
granted but there's a shortcircuit on the opamp and the capacitor explodes in your face.

I wish for more yuuko doujinshi
KatouMegumi
Granted, but that was transforns into ecchi.

I wish to have ability to flight.
AnotherEpicName

fizzn1 wrote:

Granted, but that was transforns into ecchi.
and how was that bad? xD

granted but you fly into a wall

I wish for moneyz
Aomi
Wish granted, but you only get 1 cent.

I wish to be better in volleyball.
KatouMegumi

AnotherEpicName wrote:

fizzn1 wrote:

Granted, but that was transforns into ecchi.
and how was that bad? xD

granted but you fly into a wall

I wish for moneyz
Not hentai.

Granted, but it's one penny.

I wish to be Utsuho Reiuji, bcse i needs to be in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games. Or Nagasaki, Mayak factory.
Garpo
Wish granted but now you're on the most wanted criminals list

I wish for new cat toys
The Gambler
Granted, but your cat is a tiger, and all humans are its toys.

I wish my car would get more miles to the gallon
Garpo
Wish granted but now it's a boat.

I wish for a bottomless water bottle.
The Gambler
Granted, but the fact that it held endless amounts of water caused it to flood the earth. Even Noah couldn't survive this one.

I wish my tendency to show my feelings on my face was replaced with an LCD impersonation of a meme.
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you're arrested after 1 hour for tech drugs.

I wish to be 2D anime girl.
AlyNight
Granted but you had to start your new life at the anime world from the scratch.(no friends,no family,etc)
I wish that my life is flawless...
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you teleported into anime world.

I wish to be pro player in any TH game/osu
Renevant
Granted, but you end up hating the game over time

I wish there were some good TV shows on right now
AlyNight
Granted but the TV shows did not match your free time.
I wish that I will not grow old.
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you're 120 year old now.

I wish to became any TH character.
Garpo
Wish Granted but you're forced to spend the rest of your days underwater.

I wish to be able to tan well.
KatouMegumi
Granted, but wtf, i'll take it back!!!

I wish to became an Cookiezi.
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