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2014-06-14T01:33:00+00:00
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Offended
55 posts
Joined
November 2014
Offended
2015-03-08T16:35:28+00:00
I can't read.
Give me something to live for.
olivia272
169 posts
Joined
March 2015
olivia272
2015-03-08T16:36:27+00:00
These are my stuff.
Drink orange juice with me.
When you planted flowers inside of me, I thought you were going to water them too.
Renevant
894 posts
Joined
July 2013
Renevant
2015-03-08T18:24:04+00:00
i only like the no-pulp kind
go to a cat cafe
i like cute things
and sasasasasasasami and twin drills
a1l2d3r4e5d6
1,180 posts
Joined
February 2014
a1l2d3r4e5d6
2015-03-08T19:06:44+00:00
I'm already in one, so you can't tell me to go to one. (that would just break the laws of physics)
Update my body's firmware
"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."
FlyingNeko
244 posts
Joined
September 2013
FlyingNeko
2015-04-23T11:34:01+00:00
I'd like to respect your privacy.
Would you like to bump with me
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here's Sana's first approved song on osu!
Sana needs more love.
KokoaCrunch
84 posts
Joined
February 2015
KokoaCrunch
2015-04-23T11:56:30+00:00
hmm.. but we're worlds apart
GIVE ME CEREALS
''Me speek vely gud enggrish''
yyuryyubicuryy4me
Serraionga
11,477 posts
Joined
November 2014
Serraionga
2015-04-23T15:23:39+00:00
just ran out of them, sorry
spam FG with me
-ryusakihatsue-
591 posts
Joined
April 2014
-ryusakihatsue-
2015-04-23T15:32:03+00:00
no i'm busy
tell me what you want
Serraionga
11,477 posts
Joined
November 2014
Serraionga
2015-04-23T15:45:39+00:00
that's not the thread to do it, so no can do
punch me hard
-ryusakihatsue-
591 posts
Joined
April 2014
-ryusakihatsue-
2015-04-23T15:51:11+00:00
nope i don't see the point in doing that, and beside it's probably not gonna have any effect
tell me a good joke
GSG95
406 posts
Joined
October 2014
GSG95
2015-04-23T15:53:21+00:00
I can't. You're looking at one.
Make me whole again.
Guzg & Pals' Company Mascot
chaee
chaee
2015-04-23T21:12:53+00:00
You were never whole to begin with
Fix my broken heart
FillinFaye
25 posts
Joined
November 2014
FillinFaye
2015-04-23T21:33:15+00:00
I don't have any materials to fix them
give me a new headset
KokoaCrunch
84 posts
Joined
February 2015
KokoaCrunch
2015-04-23T21:39:42+00:00
Hello? this is year 31415 bc
I need water
''Me speek vely gud enggrish''
yyuryyubicuryy4me
chaee
chaee
2015-04-23T21:44:29+00:00
Go get it yourself
Message me
KokoaCrunch
84 posts
Joined
February 2015
KokoaCrunch
2015-04-23T21:49:46+00:00
Do it yourself
harass me
''Me speek vely gud enggrish''
yyuryyubicuryy4me
Wuxo
213 posts
Joined
July 2014
Wuxo
2015-04-23T22:18:43+00:00
Sorry, but i'm in middle of boss fight in elsword.
Buy me chocko flips
FillinFaye
25 posts
Joined
November 2014
FillinFaye
2015-04-23T22:46:27+00:00
what are chocko flips?
look up kanye west
Rilene
2,105 posts
Joined
April 2014
Rilene
2015-04-24T00:59:59+00:00
too bad, I shouldn't waste my mobile internet usage
calculate 1+1=?
Wuxo
213 posts
Joined
July 2014
Wuxo
2015-04-24T04:48:29+00:00
FillinFaye, this:
http://www.vitaminka.com.mk/Content/dat ... gr_1_1.png
Sirade, i cant.
Treekii
245 posts
Joined
October 2012
Treekii
2015-04-24T04:50:53+00:00
You didn't give me a request
Play osu with me
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Wuxo
213 posts
Joined
July 2014
Wuxo
2015-04-24T04:54:40+00:00
Ah, i forgot, lol
Sorry, but osu borred me
Play mmos with me
Rilene
2,105 posts
Joined
April 2014
Rilene
2015-04-24T05:23:17+00:00
but I'm busy
help me
Treekii
245 posts
Joined
October 2012
Treekii
2015-04-24T05:37:33+00:00
I'm already helping myself
Tuck me in bed and sing me a lullaby
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Slaybeat
12 posts
Joined
April 2014
Slaybeat
2015-04-24T06:03:38+00:00
Can I tuck you to bed and sing you a rock song instead?
Clean my sword collection, please?
KokoaCrunch
84 posts
Joined
February 2015
KokoaCrunch
2015-04-24T07:32:35+00:00
Swords are illegal here, i hereby confiscate your sword
Lick me
''Me speek vely gud enggrish''
yyuryyubicuryy4me
FlyingNeko
244 posts
Joined
September 2013
FlyingNeko
2015-04-24T07:41:37+00:00
I don't even know you
Mom buy me that toy
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here's Sana's first approved song on osu!
Sana needs more love.
KokoaCrunch
84 posts
Joined
February 2015
KokoaCrunch
2015-04-24T07:46:15+00:00
im your dad
Can i live with you?
''Me speek vely gud enggrish''
yyuryyubicuryy4me
GSG95
406 posts
Joined
October 2014
GSG95
2015-04-24T11:37:15+00:00
I live in your closet.
Can you clean your closet?
Guzg & Pals' Company Mascot
olivia272
169 posts
Joined
March 2015
olivia272
2015-04-24T11:38:28+00:00
It's already cleaned.
Buy me a chocolate bar.
When you planted flowers inside of me, I thought you were going to water them too.
KokoaCrunch
84 posts
Joined
February 2015
KokoaCrunch
2015-04-24T11:45:42+00:00
Sorry, Cacao plant has extinct
Give me ¥10000000000000
''Me speek vely gud enggrish''
yyuryyubicuryy4me
Serraionga
11,477 posts
Joined
November 2014
Serraionga
2015-04-24T14:53:59+00:00
already saving that money for me
arm wrestle with me :^)
Aerynolae
55 posts
Joined
May 2013
Aerynolae
2015-04-25T06:03:44+00:00
Do I look like a man who arm wrestles? Do ya!?
Find Serraionga an arm wrestle partner.
Am I missing something?
Probably...
KokoaCrunch
84 posts
Joined
February 2015
KokoaCrunch
2015-04-25T10:20:25+00:00
Sorry, he's too weak that nobody wants to wrestle with him
Give me some beer
''Me speek vely gud enggrish''
yyuryyubicuryy4me
-SayaKai
1,847 posts
Joined
October 2014
-SayaKai
2015-04-25T10:21:05+00:00
Sorry, no more beer
Give me some pineapples
Spamming katface is good though.
KokoaCrunch
84 posts
Joined
February 2015
KokoaCrunch
2015-04-25T10:22:15+00:00
Sure, but it'll cost you a fortune
Be my maid/butler
''Me speek vely gud enggrish''
yyuryyubicuryy4me
-SayaKai
1,847 posts
Joined
October 2014
-SayaKai
2015-04-25T10:24:45+00:00
>///<
Give me some flowers that I can't allergic.
Spamming katface is good though.
ShiroNekomura
97 posts
Joined
February 2013
ShiroNekomura
2015-04-25T10:27:40+00:00
sorry, i can't find one
Give me some sweets
KokoaCrunch
84 posts
Joined
February 2015
KokoaCrunch
2015-04-25T10:28:51+00:00
Sure, the price is your teeth
kneel before me
''Me speek vely gud enggrish''
yyuryyubicuryy4me
Aerynolae
55 posts
Joined
May 2013
Aerynolae
2015-04-25T13:04:51+00:00
You're not my king, knave!
Kneel before our mighty king.
Am I missing something?
Probably...
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