What's Your Excuse?

olivia272

169 posts

Joined March 2015

olivia272 2015-03-08T16:30:13+00:00

I don't know how to inseminate.

Talk with me.

When you planted flowers inside of me, I thought you were going to water them too.

Offended

55 posts

Joined November 2014

Offended 2015-03-08T16:31:35+00:00

I'm mute.

Kill me.

olivia272

169 posts

Joined March 2015

olivia272 2015-03-08T16:33:20+00:00

Tch. I have more pressing matter.

Read a story to me.

When you planted flowers inside of me, I thought you were going to water them too.

Offended

55 posts

Joined November 2014

Offended 2015-03-08T16:35:28+00:00

I can't read.

Give me something to live for.

olivia272

169 posts

Joined March 2015

olivia272 2015-03-08T16:36:27+00:00

These are my stuff.

Drink orange juice with me.

When you planted flowers inside of me, I thought you were going to water them too.

Renevant

894 posts

Joined July 2013

Renevant 2015-03-08T18:24:04+00:00

i only like the no-pulp kind

go to a cat cafe

i like cute things

and sasasasasasasami and twin drills

a1l2d3r4e5d6

1,180 posts

Joined February 2014

a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-03-08T19:06:44+00:00

I'm already in one, so you can't tell me to go to one. (that would just break the laws of physics)

Update my body's firmware

"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."

FlyingNeko

244 posts

Joined September 2013

FlyingNeko 2015-04-23T11:34:01+00:00

I'd like to respect your privacy.

Would you like to bump with me

This text should appear if the signature has not loaded yet. Anyway, here's Sana's first approved song on osu! Sana needs more love.

KokoaCrunch

84 posts

Joined February 2015

KokoaCrunch 2015-04-23T11:56:30+00:00

hmm.. but we're worlds apart

GIVE ME CEREALS

''Me speek vely gud enggrish''

yyuryyubicuryy4me

Serraionga

11,477 posts

Joined November 2014

Serraionga 2015-04-23T15:23:39+00:00

just ran out of them, sorry

spam FG with me

-ryusakihatsue-

591 posts

Joined April 2014

-ryusakihatsue- 2015-04-23T15:32:03+00:00

no i'm busy

tell me what you want

Serraionga

11,477 posts

Joined November 2014

Serraionga 2015-04-23T15:45:39+00:00

that's not the thread to do it, so no can do

punch me hard

-ryusakihatsue-

591 posts

Joined April 2014

-ryusakihatsue- 2015-04-23T15:51:11+00:00

nope i don't see the point in doing that, and beside it's probably not gonna have any effect

tell me a good joke

GSG95

406 posts

Joined October 2014

GSG95 2015-04-23T15:53:21+00:00

I can't. You're looking at one.

Make me whole again.

Guzg & Pals' Company Mascot

chaee

chaee 2015-04-23T21:12:53+00:00

You were never whole to begin with

Fix my broken heart

FillinFaye

25 posts

Joined November 2014

FillinFaye 2015-04-23T21:33:15+00:00

I don't have any materials to fix them

give me a new headset

KokoaCrunch

84 posts

Joined February 2015

KokoaCrunch 2015-04-23T21:39:42+00:00

Hello? this is year 31415 bc

I need water

''Me speek vely gud enggrish''

yyuryyubicuryy4me

chaee

chaee 2015-04-23T21:44:29+00:00

Go get it yourself

Message me

KokoaCrunch

84 posts

Joined February 2015

KokoaCrunch 2015-04-23T21:49:46+00:00

Do it yourself

harass me

''Me speek vely gud enggrish''

yyuryyubicuryy4me

Wuxo

213 posts

Joined July 2014

Wuxo 2015-04-23T22:18:43+00:00

Sorry, but i'm in middle of boss fight in elsword.
Buy me chocko flips

FillinFaye

25 posts

Joined November 2014

FillinFaye 2015-04-23T22:46:27+00:00

what are chocko flips?

look up kanye west

Rilene

2,105 posts

Joined April 2014

Rilene 2015-04-24T00:59:59+00:00

too bad, I shouldn't waste my mobile internet usage

calculate 1+1=?

Wuxo

213 posts

Joined July 2014

Wuxo 2015-04-24T04:48:29+00:00

FillinFaye, this:
http://www.vitaminka.com.mk/Content/dat ... gr_1_1.png

Sirade, i cant.

Treekii

245 posts

Joined October 2012

Treekii 2015-04-24T04:50:53+00:00

You didn't give me a request

Play osu with me

☆ edit later ☆

Wuxo

213 posts

Joined July 2014

Wuxo 2015-04-24T04:54:40+00:00

Ah, i forgot, lol

Sorry, but osu borred me
Play mmos with me

Rilene

2,105 posts

Joined April 2014

Rilene 2015-04-24T05:23:17+00:00

but I'm busy

help me

Treekii

245 posts

Joined October 2012

Treekii 2015-04-24T05:37:33+00:00

I'm already helping myself

Tuck me in bed and sing me a lullaby

☆ edit later ☆

Slaybeat

12 posts

Joined April 2014

Slaybeat 2015-04-24T06:03:38+00:00

Can I tuck you to bed and sing you a rock song instead?

Clean my sword collection, please?

KokoaCrunch

84 posts

Joined February 2015

KokoaCrunch 2015-04-24T07:32:35+00:00

Swords are illegal here, i hereby confiscate your sword

Lick me

''Me speek vely gud enggrish''

yyuryyubicuryy4me

FlyingNeko

244 posts

Joined September 2013

FlyingNeko 2015-04-24T07:41:37+00:00

I don't even know you

Mom buy me that toy

This text should appear if the signature has not loaded yet. Anyway, here's Sana's first approved song on osu! Sana needs more love.

KokoaCrunch

84 posts

Joined February 2015

KokoaCrunch 2015-04-24T07:46:15+00:00

im your dad

Can i live with you?

''Me speek vely gud enggrish''

yyuryyubicuryy4me

GSG95

406 posts

Joined October 2014

GSG95 2015-04-24T11:37:15+00:00

I live in your closet.

Can you clean your closet?

Guzg & Pals' Company Mascot

olivia272

169 posts

Joined March 2015

olivia272 2015-04-24T11:38:28+00:00

It's already cleaned.

Buy me a chocolate bar.

When you planted flowers inside of me, I thought you were going to water them too.

KokoaCrunch

84 posts

Joined February 2015

KokoaCrunch 2015-04-24T11:45:42+00:00

Sorry, Cacao plant has extinct

Give me ¥10000000000000

''Me speek vely gud enggrish''

yyuryyubicuryy4me

Serraionga

11,477 posts

Joined November 2014

Serraionga 2015-04-24T14:53:59+00:00

already saving that money for me

arm wrestle with me :^)

Aerynolae

55 posts

Joined May 2013

Aerynolae 2015-04-25T06:03:44+00:00

Do I look like a man who arm wrestles? Do ya!?

Find Serraionga an arm wrestle partner.

Am I missing something?

Probably...

KokoaCrunch

84 posts

Joined February 2015

KokoaCrunch 2015-04-25T10:20:25+00:00

Sorry, he's too weak that nobody wants to wrestle with him

Give me some beer

''Me speek vely gud enggrish''

yyuryyubicuryy4me

-SayaKai

1,847 posts

Joined October 2014

-SayaKai 2015-04-25T10:21:05+00:00

Sorry, no more beer

Give me some pineapples

Spamming katface is good though.

KokoaCrunch

84 posts

Joined February 2015

KokoaCrunch 2015-04-25T10:22:15+00:00

Sure, but it'll cost you a fortune

Be my maid/butler

''Me speek vely gud enggrish''

yyuryyubicuryy4me

-SayaKai

1,847 posts

Joined October 2014

-SayaKai 2015-04-25T10:24:45+00:00

>///<

Give me some flowers that I can't allergic.

Spamming katface is good though.

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