Sure. Anything to make that night disappear. I'll even dress up as a magical girl, if you wish so.

Don't even remind me of Madoka right now.

I just can't stop crying whenever I think about it ;_;

homura did nothing wrong

Homura needed to die.

well, im out of coins, rip

Chat is going crazy over the the whole coin system thing.

I'm so bored at workkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Kheldragar wrote:

Riince wrote:

well, im out of coins, rip

What the fuck

log on

ok really the coin combo burst or whatever that cant be turned off is making it really hard to play
ill just play shit i cant even get a 100x combo on that'll show peppy

edit: nevermind, found a workaround, unranked maps

Aurani wrote:

I'll even dress up as a magical girl, if you wish so.

all of my yes

Kheldragar wrote:

I'm at school Riince.

basically april fools is a disaster

What did peppy do

I'm scared to update

basically just that, and also spooky dimming and random restarts

No matter how you say it, peppy. That still sounds like pay-to-win

"Joke"
Australians and their sense of humour.

Oh wait its April 1st over there


Dammit

I just wish it was 4th already so I could start watching Spring 2015 animoes.

imbored

help

I haven't been on for 24 hours
what is going on? what are these coins you speak of? is it an april fools thing, because it sounds like it
edit: oh yeah guess it is
can I buy anything with these, like FCs?

Friendan wrote:

I haven't been on for 24 hours
what is going on? what are these coins you speak of? is it an april fools thing, because it sounds like it
edit: oh yeah guess it is
can I buy anything with these, like FCs?

Collect enough and you get a free penis reduction surgery.

1st try: 98% with 800/1000 combo
2nd: 97.5% with 600/1000
3rd: 96% with 500/1000
4th: 93% with 200/1000
why does this happen

tilt
most of my best plays happen on the first or second try

Riince wrote:

tilt
most of my best plays happen on the first or second try

My Little Circles: Sightreading is Magic

silmarilen wrote:

that was ITT3, we're currently in ITT4 already.

WTF, what is this then?


























Anticipated April Fools

APRIL FOOLS

HYFHYFHYFHYFHYFHYFHYFHFHYFHYFHFHTFHFHFYHFTGHBUBUTDDHGDFHGF

Trash Boat wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

that was ITT3, we're currently in ITT4 already.

WTF, what is this then?


























Anticipated April Fools

that's a 2, what about it?

is that necessary to zoom in from such a big picture?

jesus my isp

you said, and I quote, we are in ITT4 now. NOW. see the problem?

edit: he's back

Shelly baby, you're gonna have to stop doing that and come back for good.

This is what I get for clicking a link that starts with "osu".

Hi, Hika.

Bye.

Oh God, no


God forbid

AutoMedic wrote:

I will never bear your children

Oh yes you will. Just watch, I'll seed you like no one has seeded you before. Your anal cavity will be so full, even those children molested by Michael Jackson will be jealous.

Automedic is not a torrent wtf Arani

First I was Aruani, now I'm Arani. Apparently my name is too hard to write, or you're wanking to me while typing.

He's my sexual torrent. I'll leech off his life, and seed that motherfucking anus like it was never seeded before.

You shall accompany him.

Aurani wrote:

He's my sexual torrent.

STAB.

You will find clarity in a moment.

u-uhh....
looks like I uh...came at a wrong time...

Shellghost wrote:

This is what I get for clicking a link that starts with "osu".

Hi, Hika.

Bye.

holy SHIT

Good, I was looking for someone to yell at.

olivia272 wrote:

STAB.

You will find clarity in a moment.

Don't worry, your time will come, too.
Move move move your clit
Gently down the beads
If you see my dick's length
Don't forget to scream.

BackOffMe50ft wrote:

u-uhh....
looks like I uh...came at a wrong time...

It's never too late to seduce me. C'mere little rascal, lemme lick ya.

You're mine, too - that makes him mine as well.

I kinda want to post something intelligent, but I'll just post this instead:

SEX MEMES™ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I thought only Hika was yours

and yes that typo was on purpose

I own her, yes. For all you know, I could've owned her all this time without saying a thing.

Aurani wrote:

olivia272 wrote:

STAB.

You will find clarity in a moment.

Don't worry, your time will come, too.
Move move move your clit
Gently down the beads
If you see my dick's length
Don't forget to scream.

Down, down
into a squatting position my knees turn
I gasp for air and
exclaim out loud:
"magnificent, great!"
it's all I can see
it won't fit, it won't fit
BITE
and as you, down there,
wallow in tears
holding your bleeding glans
I am up there
holding a fork and a can of mustard.

I feel molested. I want to cry now...

Pour salt on it.

Moments later, senpai noticed me.

Aurani wrote:

I feel molested. I want to cry now...

olutta272, you made Aurani cry. happy?

Zelda wrote:

Moments later, senpai noticed me.

This reminds me of arcade cabinets that also had more than 1 screen

Trash Boat wrote:

Aurani wrote:

I feel molested. I want to cry now...

olutta272, you made Aurani cry. happy?

He merely stated that he wants to cry. There is a big difference.
Aurani is a big boy, he can bite his lip.

Happy though? What is this thing periodically beating within my chest.

I'll bite your lip instead.

I can bite Boat, too.

olivia272 wrote:

What is this thing periodically beating within my chest.

a clock

osu needs more surrealist posters

Kheldragar wrote:

BackOffMe50ft wrote:

u-uhh....
looks like I uh...came at a wrong time...

I did too.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaah

more than 1 hour and still in 5%
Ok it's not funny anymore

so I lowered Nanahira down an octave to see what it sounded like.
she sounds like a goy
so to sing like a loli all you have to is higher your voice an octave while singing nasally.
http://picosong.com/V6iu/
wow just realized I did 8 steps down instead of 12, this isn't an octave but still

also Halo Online leak, they got forge working

Trash Boat wrote:

more than 1 hour and still in 5%
Ok it's not funny anymore

I'm laughing so hard right now though.

Dont get your hopes up tho. Thats my crapbook ofc

Amazing

is that from fakku?

The amount of bloody retards I had to deal with today was above the usual. Guess that's your standard 1st April.

silmarilen wrote:

is that from fakku?

Yes

Frostei wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

is that from fakku?

Yes

source pls

Candy☆

Rest in peace Mara.

I'm proud of this.

B1rd wrote:

Candy☆

B1rd wrote:

Rest in peace Mara.

no double post. ok?

piruchan wrote:

I'm proud of this.

Idk about you, but I have ctrl + R mapped to one of my mouse's side buttons.

Kheldragar wrote:

B1rd wrote:

Rest in peace Mara.

Who?

Newfriends don't know about cool people.

All hail Start Power!

Kaienyuu wrote:

piruchan wrote:

I'm proud of this.

Idk about you, but I have ctrl + R mapped to one of my mouse's side buttons.

Do you live in the future?

Solving math problems can be strangely fun.

Why you dont just puush it away then?

Trash Boat wrote:

Why you dont just puush it away then?

I want to fill you so badly for that. I'll puush it as far as I can.

piruchan wrote:

DON'T STOP PUSH IT NOW

Why is a diff called shake it wth?

Aurani wrote:

-boring raep comment-

Do you know what's the penalty for it in here? You don't wanna know

piruchan wrote:

I'm proud of this.

you can edit your liked comments right? you should have fun with that.

-SayaKai wrote:

no double post. ok?

you mad m9?

congrats for 2k posts b1rd

so it's agreed that Reol and Kradness are best utaites, right?

what's an utaite? is it a new UTAU or w/e

not that I'd care about weeaboo stuff anyway but uh

I have issues.

You have Russian issues, yes.

Russian Planes are shit

AutoMedic wrote:

Russian Planes are shit

сука блять

Static Noise Bird wrote:

what's an utaite? is it a new UTAU or w/e

not that I'd care about weeaboo stuff anyway but uh

Utaite (歌い手) is a Japanese term for people who cover previously released songs and post them on Nico Nico Douga and YouTube under the utattemita category. The term "utaite" is unique to Nico Nico Douga singers, making it different from Kashu (歌手), which means "singer" in general.

Generally, utaite do cover songs for VOCALOID original songs, anime and game related songs, and J-Pop. They also do parodies with different lyrics for popular songs, intended for amusement.

Most utaite exclusively cover songs and upload under the utattemita section, but some of them have doujin circles and release original music/drama CDs during events like Comic Market and VOCALOID M@ster, frequently referred to as Comiket and VoMas respectively. A few utaite also have become partly or wholly professional singers and have released/will release their albums under official labels. Some examples are Valshe, Piko, clear, 96Neko, and Lon.

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Collaboration projectsEdit
Occasionally, Utaite may collaborate with each other, forming pairs or groups that they collaborate in. Many Utaite have people they collaborate with often, such as clear with nero or Usa with Yamai. There are many famous duet songs, such as magnet and famous group songs, notably Smiling. Collaborations differ from Awasetemita (合わせてみた, lit. "Tried to combine"), more commonly known as Nico Nico choruses, in that collaborators give consent and actively participate, whereas choruses are created by a separate party after the utaite involved have uploaded their own covers.

Live performancesEdit
Recently, utaite appearing in concerts and live events have also become popular and have become more prolific and public. Most of these singers perform on Nico Nico Live concerts or Nico Farre, though several like Piko, having gone major, perform in their own right.

Mixing and encodingEdit
An utaite's wonderful covers are attributed not only to his or her beautiful rendition but also because of the dexterous mixing and encoding of the song so that it sounds high-quality. There are some utaite who mix their own songs and may also mix for other utaite. Many covers, however, are mixed by users on NND who specifically mix and/or encode utattemita.

Producers as UtaiteEdit
VOCALOID producers are people involved in composing original songs or tuning VOCALOID to cover existing songs. Some of these people also sing and upload their covers under the utattemita category. A famous producer whom also sings is Tourai. Utattemita sung by producers in Nico Nico Douga are categorized under the tag "Utau P Series" (歌うPシリーズ) which literally means "singing producers series".[1]

For more information on producer utaite see here

Brian OA wrote:

２ｋａｗａｉｉ５ｍｅ

That means go to bed

Brian OA wrote:

More like good morning