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smudgerox has been named "Chief Engineer of Edible Praise" for his bringing of various baked goods to the swim meet.
Death of several fan club members due to swimming with their stomach full still under investigation.
Death of several fan club members due to swimming with their stomach full still under investigation.
Dear supreme overlord TheLewa, how do I become an accuracy god like you? I've always looked up to you and I got every single replay from you saved here on my computer. I wanna join your club so I can continue to improve and become more like you. Please accept my request, dear leader.
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Vexy has been named "Spokesman of the Sweet-talking Committee" for his innate talent in sweet-talking.
I will name one of my cats in your honor.
Glory to our liege lord, slayer of the big black, champion of the flood, conqueror of airman.
Glory to our liege lord, slayer of the big black, champion of the flood, conqueror of airman.
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Blueson has been accepted into the fan club as means of keeping him under surveillance. Don't inform him of this.
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The Big Black was already dead when I arrived on the scene. Would have slain him otherwise.
Confirmed. Now kill StrangeProgram.thelewa wrote:
The Big Black was already dead when I arrived on the scene. Would have slain him otherwise.
To the worlds best Osu! player and the one true savior, please allow me to become your disciple. I wish to learn and follow the ways of thelewa in high hopes of once becoming an acceptable human being to you, our lord. I'm looking forward to spending the rest of my life praising you and everything you do. You are my inspiration and motivation, so please, fulfil my humble request leader.
Hello TheLewa! I would like to join your fanclub!
I'm just like you when it comes to the game, I suck at everything speed related, but apparently I click the circles in the right moment.
Let's hope we can worship you like the mighty leader you really are.
Praise TheLewa
I'm just like you when it comes to the game, I suck at everything speed related, but apparently I click the circles in the right moment.
Let's hope we can worship you like the mighty leader you really are.
Praise TheLewa
After fifteen minutes of studying fapjutsu and fanfiction literature, I am now ready to accept
Also, I learned that lewa is the most beautiful and bright grill in the world
Also, I learned that lewa is the most beautiful and bright grill in the world
I am now ready to develop a new lewa-based jutsu
it's not like I've given you any yet, b-bakathelewa wrote:
Accepting money for entry goes against my personal beliefs as a veritable prophet of greatness.
and it wouldn't be for entry, it'd be for funding the statue we need to create of you out of tablets and pippi dolls
thelewa pls, I look at your replays everyday~
is the free "blowjobs for lewa guy" position taken yet
im pretty good at those
im pretty good at those
IppE
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Sonatora has been named "Writer of Gospel" for his dedication to spreading my glory through written work.
Matu has been named "Artisan of Physical Adoration" for his skill in playing the flute.
Ippe has been accepted on trial for the job of "Basking Instructor" for his outspoken nature.
Matu has been named "Artisan of Physical Adoration" for his skill in playing the flute.
Ippe has been accepted on trial for the job of "Basking Instructor" for his outspoken nature.
does anyone else watch thelewas replays for atleast an hour after waking up everyday
Can I join? 
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Deployement of the Adoration Point measuring robots has begun. Please stand completely still while these handcrafted machines of mine inspect the true depth of your adoration for me. Getting a bad score may result in not getting an invite to the barbecue night.
This is probably the best idea you ever had.
ADD ME PLEASE
HAIL LEWA SENPAI
ADD ME PLEASE
HAIL LEWA SENPAI
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deadbeat has for now been denied entry into the fan club. Spending a month in a rehabilitation camp will be required before he can apply again.
The rehabilitation camp is a completely voluntary camp where people will learn to adore and bask in my glory through rigorous training.
The rehabilitation camp is a completely voluntary camp where people will learn to adore and bask in my glory through rigorous training.
Can I take position of Official Warm-up Shitmapper? Or something like that
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Akali has been named "Elite Mapper" for his work in making maps that challenge me slightly. Disregard all the other false "Elite Mappers" you may see.
I will lick you by accident in ways you didn't know you liked.
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Sadly we already have an "Artisan of Physical Adoration", GhostFrog. You have still been accepted into the fan club, however.
Please let me join I am going to sing stuff for you if you want
Because you are a very nice guy and I love you
Because you are a very nice guy and I love you
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Everyone who shows promise will be accepted. You showed promise and as such you were accepted into my fan club.