Alright guys, I was randomly browsing youtube and I happened to find the worst AVGN ripoff of all time. I mean he has a lot of ripoffs, but this is the shittiest, god-awful, ass, balls, cunt, bitch, cock, ass, fuck, ass, shit, fuck, ass, stupid, bad, fuck, shit, terrible, one of all time. I'd rather put my head in a bunch of rino tiger skunk goat shit than watch this shitty-ass reviewer.
But, seriously, this is the most blatant attempt to copy the nerd I have ever seen. It almost seems like he's ripping lines right off the nerd. I cannot stress how bad this is, I even made a small list of points just to outline his mistakes. First, watch it.
Now read this if you want:
Why do people like this exist?
But, seriously, this is the most blatant attempt to copy the nerd I have ever seen. It almost seems like he's ripping lines right off the nerd. I cannot stress how bad this is, I even made a small list of points just to outline his mistakes. First, watch it.
Now read this if you want:
SPOILER
>For starters, you can tell he does not own the game. In the beginning he shows you an image of the box cover and in the end he puts a random NES game face down on a table never showing you the front. At least he figured out how an emulator works (or he stole 5 seconds worth of gameplay video from somewhere).
>I decided to try the game myself and I can confirm upon seeing the intro that he has the story wrong. How does he even do that?
>He only used a few extremely short clips of the first level throughout the entire ten minutes of the "review"
>I made it past the parts of the level the video displayed within a few seconds of my first try. I'm serious.
>Nearly every complaint he has about the game is nonexistent. The falling down "hills" mechanic probably shouldn't be there, but I had absolutely no issue getting up them. It's not "luck" as he stated. I just held the jump button down and got up them fine. It's not an issue.
>When he says there are enemies everywhere there really aren't.
>When he says enemies behave randomly they don't. They just follow simple patterns like most NES games.
>The enemies are not difficult to doge at all. You pretty much run forward and shoot, only jumping for the ledges which are quite easy to get up.
>When he says you "blast the shit out of everything" in megman he showed a short clip of megman hopping and shooting at nothing as a bat flew around over him and hit him.
>He pretty much stole scenarios from the AVGN
>He seems to have a speech (and possibly logic and skill) impediment
>The ending is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. He holds up a stick first then a fucking beebee gun.
>The joke or whatever with him and the glasses. I really hope I don't have to elaborate.
>He says he looks good in the glasses 10 times. I counted. Repeating jokes has never been funny.
>All of the comments support him and say he is really funny. They are also rife with grammatical/spelling error and are probably from people he knows.
>Totally Rad is actually kind of fun.
>Most of all: he doesn't look good in sunglasses.
And that's just what I could come up with off the top of my head.
>I decided to try the game myself and I can confirm upon seeing the intro that he has the story wrong. How does he even do that?
>He only used a few extremely short clips of the first level throughout the entire ten minutes of the "review"
>I made it past the parts of the level the video displayed within a few seconds of my first try. I'm serious.
>Nearly every complaint he has about the game is nonexistent. The falling down "hills" mechanic probably shouldn't be there, but I had absolutely no issue getting up them. It's not "luck" as he stated. I just held the jump button down and got up them fine. It's not an issue.
>When he says there are enemies everywhere there really aren't.
>When he says enemies behave randomly they don't. They just follow simple patterns like most NES games.
>The enemies are not difficult to doge at all. You pretty much run forward and shoot, only jumping for the ledges which are quite easy to get up.
>When he says you "blast the shit out of everything" in megman he showed a short clip of megman hopping and shooting at nothing as a bat flew around over him and hit him.
>He pretty much stole scenarios from the AVGN
>He seems to have a speech (and possibly logic and skill) impediment
>The ending is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. He holds up a stick first then a fucking beebee gun.
>The joke or whatever with him and the glasses. I really hope I don't have to elaborate.
>He says he looks good in the glasses 10 times. I counted. Repeating jokes has never been funny.
>All of the comments support him and say he is really funny. They are also rife with grammatical/spelling error and are probably from people he knows.
>Totally Rad is actually kind of fun.
>Most of all: he doesn't look good in sunglasses.
And that's just what I could come up with off the top of my head.
Why do people like this exist?
