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The Genie Game

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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but your ISP's bandwidth is still limited.

I wish for love to fill the air~
Nah, just kidding. I wish I had the ability to instantly finish assignments so no matter how many I still have to deal with, I won't have to worry about them taking up all of my valuable time.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted but all assignments are answered with the word "banana", be it an essay, identification, or any other type of assignment.

I wish that I wansn't so shy IRL
Ikikaera
148 posts
Joined January 2014
Ikikaera
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AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Granted, you're now literally the second laziest person ever.

I wish I can capture experiences and be able to relive them.
Myke B
1,074 posts
Joined April 2012
Myke B
Granted, but you can only capture/relive your worst experiences.

I wish my left tapping hand was as fast as my right.
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beeboy123
183 posts
Joined June 2013
beeboy123
Granted, but your right hand falls off.

I wish you died forever.
mistysky
17 posts
Joined August 2013
mistysky
Granted, but I come back as a ghost or something and haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish my plants would stop dying :?
Ikikaera
148 posts
Joined January 2014
Ikikaera
Granted. Your plants become immortal, their growth increases drastically and you can't stop it.

I wish I'd be immune to heat.
Phos-
773 posts
Joined December 2012
Phos-
Granted, you're cold all the time.

I wish I could get a map ranked.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but it turns out horrible and you get the worst rating and reputation.

I wish ppv2 for other modes would get fixed already.
Chamelo
432 posts
Joined July 2013
Chamelo
Granted, but ppv2 for standard is corrupted.

I wish for steak.
Ikikaera
148 posts
Joined January 2014
Ikikaera
Granted, but it's completely rotten and covered with maggots.

I wish I wouldn't suck so much at osu.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted. you now only suck ever so slightly

I wish I had a better cellphone
10crystalmask01
10crystalmask01
Granted, now your phone must constantly be under protection from muggers.

I wish for World peace.
Rio-
3,353 posts
Joined March 2013
Rio-
Granted, but invaders from other world invade Earth and destroy everything

I wish I can recovers from RSI quickly
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted, but you develop the flu

I wish I can make beatmaps faster
AmberLynx
626 posts
Joined December 2010
AmberLynx
Granted but they're shit.

I wish I don't have to make a wish
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but only once this thread is locked and wastelanded (god I haven't used that expression in forever ;w;)

I wish I got my motivation to work back.
Ikikaera
148 posts
Joined January 2014
Ikikaera
Granted. But then you lose your motivation to live.

I wish I hadn't wasted 700 bucks on a fucking laptop.
Sal32
122 posts
Joined October 2013
Sal32
Granted.But you had to waste 1400 bucks on other stupid things you don't need

I wish my Senpai noticed me
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
Granted, but you can't notice him

I wish for a Razer Blackwidow keyboard
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Granted but it's broken bwyond repair

I wish for a cure for my boredom
Chamelo
432 posts
Joined July 2013
Chamelo
Granted, you won't be bored from now on because you have this and that to do nonstop, forever...

I wish for good grades.
Phos-
773 posts
Joined December 2012
Phos-
Granted, you are forced to spend every waking hour studying for the tests beforehand.

I wish I could find interesting maps on #modreqs.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
granted, but all of them are from MLP

I wish for money to get supporter on my own
fuyuko-chan
141 posts
Joined November 2011
fuyuko-chan
Granted you now have exact amount for supporter and for that only

I wish I could stop procrastinating
Phos-
773 posts
Joined December 2012
Phos-
Granted, you eventually get down to what you were going to do, but you run out of time.

I wish I could live forever :)
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
granted but you are alone after 5,000 years

I wish for senpai to notice me
ALTKID
948 posts
Joined December 2012
ALTKID
granted. but senpai is fell from the plane and die

i wish i have a milion dollars
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
Granted but it was taken from your senpai.

I wish to spend the day lounging at home playing Osu!
Kyno
102 posts
Joined July 2013
Kyno
granted, but you break your fingers. (streams and stuff)

I wish I had hubby.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
So cruel :d

Granted but you become male as well.

I desire to sleep in tommorow.
Kyno
102 posts
Joined July 2013
Kyno
Granted, but you became an insomniac for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a fish.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
Granted, but you develop self-esteem issues because you are an ugly fish.

I wish to reach 10,000 forums posts.
Ikikaera
148 posts
Joined January 2014
Ikikaera
Granted. Right after you reach 10,000 posts, you'll get banned from permanently.

I wish I would've bought a smaller mouse, because my current one is huge.
B1rd
2,974 posts
Joined December 2013
B1rd
Granted, but the same thing happens with a certain part of your body.

I wish to become a moderator of this forum, oppresing everyone with an iron fist.
Phos-
773 posts
Joined December 2012
Phos-
Granted, you overthrow peppy and then the game becomes pay to win.

I wish HR was easier.
Coro
2,394 posts
Joined September 2010
Coro
Granted. HR is subsequently nerfed to not give bonus score and people who use HR are flamed in the forums.

I wish to be kawaii.
Grrum
886 posts
Joined November 2011
Grrum
Granted, but you can never take off your scarf.

I wish my hand didn't hurt from playing osu so much.
DeletedUser_4041880
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but your eyes start hurting and eventually you go semi blind

I wish I can play mania better
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