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Ceph23
Granted. you now only suck ever so slightly

I wish I had a better cellphone
10crystalmask01
Granted, now your phone must constantly be under protection from muggers.

I wish for World peace.
Rio-
Granted, but invaders from other world invade Earth and destroy everything

I wish I can recovers from RSI quickly
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted, but you develop the flu

I wish I can make beatmaps faster
AmberLynx
Granted but they're shit.

I wish I don't have to make a wish
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but only once this thread is locked and wastelanded (god I haven't used that expression in forever ;w;)

I wish I got my motivation to work back.
Ikikaera
Granted. But then you lose your motivation to live.

I wish I hadn't wasted 700 bucks on a fucking laptop.
Sal32
Granted.But you had to waste 1400 bucks on other stupid things you don't need

I wish my Senpai noticed me
Trash Boat
Granted, but you can't notice him

I wish for a Razer Blackwidow keyboard
Ceph23
Granted but it's broken bwyond repair

I wish for a cure for my boredom
Chamelo
Granted, you won't be bored from now on because you have this and that to do nonstop, forever...

I wish for good grades.
Phos-
Granted, you are forced to spend every waking hour studying for the tests beforehand.

I wish I could find interesting maps on #modreqs.
Trash Boat
granted, but all of them are from MLP

I wish for money to get supporter on my own
fuyuko-chan
Granted you now have exact amount for supporter and for that only

I wish I could stop procrastinating
Phos-
Granted, you eventually get down to what you were going to do, but you run out of time.

I wish I could live forever :)
Trash Boat
granted but you are alone after 5,000 years

I wish for senpai to notice me
ALTKID
granted. but senpai is fell from the plane and die

i wish i have a milion dollars
B1rd
Granted but it was taken from your senpai.

I wish to spend the day lounging at home playing Osu!
Kyno
granted, but you break your fingers. (streams and stuff)

I wish I had hubby.
B1rd
So cruel :d

Granted but you become male as well.

I desire to sleep in tommorow.
Kyno
Granted, but you became an insomniac for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a fish.
B1rd
Granted, but you develop self-esteem issues because you are an ugly fish.

I wish to reach 10,000 forums posts.
Ikikaera
Granted. Right after you reach 10,000 posts, you'll get banned from permanently.

I wish I would've bought a smaller mouse, because my current one is huge.
B1rd
Granted, but the same thing happens with a certain part of your body.

I wish to become a moderator of this forum, oppresing everyone with an iron fist.
Phos-
Granted, you overthrow peppy and then the game becomes pay to win.

I wish HR was easier.
Coro
Granted. HR is subsequently nerfed to not give bonus score and people who use HR are flamed in the forums.

I wish to be kawaii.
Grrum
Granted, but you can never take off your scarf.

I wish my hand didn't hurt from playing osu so much.
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but your eyes start hurting and eventually you go semi blind

I wish I can play mania better
Coro
Granted. With your newfound mania skills, you play for an extended period of time, only to realize you've broken your keyboard from mechanical stress.

I wish I could meet online friends in real life.
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but they turn out to be old people disguising themselves as teenagers

I wish I can speak Korean
Coro
Granted. Hooray, you can talk to Koreans now! They still make fun of your odd accent, though.

I wish I could compose music.
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but no one listens to your music

I wish I could get a new piano
Coro
Granted! No one wants your old one, though, and there's no more space in the house, so you have nowhere to put it.

I wish for a hug.
DeletedUser_4041880
//I'll put it outside though

Granted but you die of suffocation. You got hugged too tightly

I wish to be the very best like no one ever was
Phos-
Granted, you now have carpal tunnel.

I wish I could give myself kudosu!
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but you lose your Osu supporter
B1rd
I wish to be known as the god of mouse only~
Kyno
granted, but you lost any connection you had with the outside people.
(oh wait, that happens to everyone)

I wish.... I wish.... to be B1rd.
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OsuMe65
granted for a second

I wish to have a bead
DeletedUser_4041880
Granted but it grows out of control

I wish I could sing

(LOL I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO WISH FOR SOMETHING IN MY LAST POST)
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