2014, your predictions for osu! and whatnot.

Juuryoushin

Joined December 2010

Juuryoushin 2014-01-01T23:21:22+00:00

Someone will hit 1000 hours of silence in one kill
Gezo will be tempted to make more stupid predictions about me
Many french players get banned for obvious cheating
One or more new langage specific channels will be created
Lvl 105 reached by a CtB player
Another incredible hard map will get unranked 3 times

That's all, I think.

EDIT: wait, i'll come back to play this year.

Bweh

486 posts

Joined September 2012

Bweh 2014-01-02T00:19:16+00:00

Kancolle OP beatmap (when it gets made, because it fucking will) will hold Most Played for over a month.

(Un)interesting thread will get destroyed two more times.

(Un)interesting thread will reach 1000 pages in one of its iterations before getting sunk.

ColdTooth

1,100 posts

Joined June 2012

ColdTooth 2014-01-02T01:12:37+00:00

ztrot and I become the same
Wolf and I map everything in collab
new pp system probably (probably not)
There will probably be another FC in big black. Legit.
CTB will be overrated

/me runs

Hello. (◕‿◕✿)

silmarilen

5,579 posts

Joined February 2010

silmarilen 2014-01-02T01:14:02+00:00

Brian OA wrote:
(Un)interesting thread will reach 1000 pages in one of its iterations before getting sunk.

pixx_old_1

16 posts

Joined November 2013

pixx_old_1 2014-01-02T01:16:12+00:00

silmarilen wrote:
Kyonko Hizara wrote:
4mil users
5mil users

1000000000000000000mil users

[lucky:1337]Limewire lol[/lucky:1337]
hi

Bweh

486 posts

Joined September 2012

Bweh 2014-01-02T01:42:13+00:00

silmarilen wrote:
Brian OA wrote:
(Un)interesting thread will reach 1000 pages in one of its iterations before getting sunk.

all the shit I keep mentioning already happened last year, I know

It's still a new year

cheesiest

721 posts

Joined September 2009

cheesiest 2014-01-02T03:07:32+00:00

Static Noise Bird wrote:
I will make an anime remix and someone makes a map for it (not me)

you already know

Birdy

5,720 posts

Joined April 2011

Birdy 2014-01-02T04:16:36+00:00

cheesiest wrote:
Static Noise Bird wrote:
I will make an anime remix and someone makes a map for it (not me)
you already know

brand new big real gets ranked

Sinistro

osu! Alumni

1,412 posts

Joined January 2008

Sinistro 2014-01-02T08:44:24+00:00

Fix your teeth, Mara. You're not a retard, though.

Even though I've long since retired from osu!, I'll always think of my time here fondly. If by chance you happen to notice this signature on some old forum thread, thanks for stopping by and I hope you're having a great day!

Shohei Ohtani

Shohei Ohtani 2014-01-02T09:42:52+00:00

does sinistro just come on here every year to post in the predictions thread

Shellghost

543 posts

Joined March 2009

Shellghost 2014-01-02T11:41:48+00:00

He comes on every year to tell Mara to fix his teeth.

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

Liiraye

1,354 posts

Joined December 2011

Liiraye 2014-01-02T13:06:33+00:00

Peppy implements collaboration spec
and guilds
I get a decent map ranked
I get rank 1k in mania
Haxwell reaches top 50
laport and mara finally come out of the closet
also heh

Mara

4,906 posts

Joined November 2009

Mara 2014-01-02T13:29:54+00:00

Sinistro wrote:
Fix your teeth, Mara. You're not a retard, though.

Is my prediction true or false now?

Shellghost

543 posts

Joined March 2009

Shellghost 2014-01-02T13:47:27+00:00

Mark half green and half red.

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

Kanye West

2,222 posts

Joined July 2011

Kanye West 2014-01-02T15:27:55+00:00

Liiraye wrote:
laport and ~~mara~~Small K finally come out of the closet

fixed

Oinari-sama

osu! Alumni

3,403 posts

Joined July 2010

Oinari-sama 2014-01-02T15:37:35+00:00

Static Noise Bird wrote:
I will make an anime remix and someone makes a rap for it (not me)

...is what I read

Liiraye

1,354 posts

Joined December 2011

Liiraye 2014-01-02T17:07:16+00:00

Oinari-sama wrote:
Static Noise Bird wrote:
I will make an anime remix and someone makes a rap for it (not me)
...is what I read

nigga das kawa'ee

UnderminE

osu! Alumni

4,011 posts

Joined August 2010

UnderminE 2014-01-02T17:24:19+00:00

Shellghost wrote:
He comes on every year to tell Mara to fix his teeth.

Damn now that i think about it, this is correct.

p/1501262
it's been 2 years ;_;

YukinoDesuDesu

164 posts

Joined April 2012

YukinoDesuDesu 2014-01-02T17:27:43+00:00

A total of 1.96 billion ranked plays! soon!

DJPop <3

Birdy

5,720 posts

Joined April 2011

Birdy 2014-01-02T19:45:19+00:00

A total of 2.75 billion plays

ColdTooth

1,100 posts

Joined June 2012

ColdTooth 2014-01-02T21:23:00+00:00

the end of the year it'll be 3 billions plays

Hello. (◕‿◕✿)

Cyclohexane

osu! Alumni

4,568 posts

Joined May 2009

Cyclohexane 2014-01-03T00:27:35+00:00

Ephemeral wrote:
modding system 2.0 will be out around march-ish
osu! as you know it will get a facelift and look more like a korean model than ever before
some cool shit will happen that will make everybody go "wow that's cool"
osu!tablet will sell out so quickly that peppy will be stuck handling logistics for the better part of a month while chitose briefly becomes the supreme overlord

are these predictions or actual announcements I really can't tell

The idiot formerly known as Mr Color.
Unsubmitted/Unfinished maps

Liiraye

1,354 posts

Joined December 2011

Liiraye 2014-01-03T00:57:50+00:00

Mr Color wrote:
Ephemeral wrote:
modding system 2.0 will be out around march-ish
osu! as you know it will get a facelift and look more like a korean model than ever before
some cool shit will happen that will make everybody go "wow that's cool"
osu!tablet will sell out so quickly that peppy will be stuck handling logistics for the better part of a month while chitose briefly becomes the supreme overlord
are these predictions or actual announcements I really can't tell

The first. I've been promised great things by certain people this year, I think there's more to come though.

mmnah

61 posts

Joined September 2011

mmnah 2014-01-03T05:26:27+00:00

No ppv2
No osz2
More pro players to leave
More semi-pro players to climb up
Battles for #1 tp
Battles for #1 pp
More casual people to come
Wacom becomes world #1 company by revenue

thelewa

3,537 posts

Joined August 2010

thelewa 2014-01-03T05:52:22+00:00

every old top player aside from WWW will quit the game

stygianchaos

19 posts

Joined October 2012

stygianchaos 2014-01-03T06:55:14+00:00

ppv2
major ddos attack

[Luanny]

8,248 posts

Joined April 2011

[Luanny] 2014-01-03T08:45:37+00:00

nvm

vipto

716 posts

Joined May 2011

vipto 2014-01-03T11:41:58+00:00

1. I'll stop caring about shit that pisses me off
2. I will spend a whole day in #modhelp without getting muted or raging over retarded maps
3. Hula will rank a map
4. Luanny will rank more stupid Enya
5. Random people will become BAT
6. Asian mappers will destroy beatmap quality
7. Someone "important" will get banned.
8. I might get banned
9. I'll rank a 6min map
10. Pomuta stops sending me pictures of his dog

11. I'll rank another NegaRen map!

12. Gezo finally quits (Ilu bby <3)
13. A new unknown mapper arises
14. A new uberpro appears and wrecks everything.

:^)

Hula

581 posts

Joined January 2013

Hula 2014-01-03T11:50:10+00:00

vipto wrote:
1. I'll stop caring about shit that pisses me off
2. I will spend a whole day in #modhelp without getting muted or raging over retarded maps
3. Hula will rank a map
4. Luanny will rank more stupid Enya
5. Random people will become BAT
6. Asian mappers will destroy beatmap quality
7. Someone "important" will get banned.
8. I might get banned
9. I'll rank a 6min map
10. Pomuta stops sending me pictures of his dog

11. I'll rank another NegaRen map!

Nah, I won't rank a map, too lazy

I predict that osu! will succumb to random ar10 death maps and call them good, forget about consistency and think mapping is a blank canvas which you chuck your paint onto and call art, and ppv2 might happen.

'soup son?

Think you're suffering from the pandemic which is sweeping across osu!? Then self diagnose yourself with the information below -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQQALduhzA

rip the glory days of disqus

Zeraph

266 posts

Joined September 2012

Zeraph 2014-01-03T14:03:04+00:00

vipto wrote:
6. Asian mappers will destroy beatmap quality

id say youre about a year late on this prediction buddy

yeah well fuck off you're not welcome

silmarilen

5,579 posts

Joined February 2010

silmarilen 2014-01-03T14:43:00+00:00

vipto wrote:
4. Luanny will rank more stupid Enya

can make this one red already because there is no such thing as stupid enya

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2014-01-03T15:16:59+00:00

used to be something here

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DenoisoGoiso

681 posts

Joined April 2013

DenoisoGoiso 2014-01-03T15:41:05+00:00

battler077 wrote:
iNiS will sue osu! because of violation of copyright
osu! may change its name to imba!
BanchoBot will be called just Bot
a lot of divorces will occur
somebody that we know too much and we love too much will die
Linked Horizon will be the most played beatmap for the next 6 months
BAT will become CAT, and CAT will become DOG

hah fuck u

.....

Zare

1,512 posts

Joined March 2012

Zare 2014-01-03T17:15:27+00:00

Performance graphs will be back soon.™

[Luanny]

8,248 posts

Joined April 2011

[Luanny] 2014-01-03T17:45:03+00:00

silmarilen wrote:
vipto wrote:
4. Luanny will rank more stupid Enya
can make this one red already because there is no such thing as stupid enya

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Kyno

102 posts

Joined July 2013

Kyno 2014-01-04T02:14:20+00:00

to actually fc freedom dive on taiko.

more beatmaps that I cant get that last hit right

~~no more sadistic kyno~~ more pebbles. and rocks. and flying rocks. and sticks. and grammar. GRAMMAR.

Vish024

2,640 posts

Joined December 2010

Vish024 2014-01-04T13:31:45+00:00

Korea will not retain the osu! world cup title, THIS FUCKING TIME.

Show me a perfect community and I'll show you a pig that can fly.