"I have seen with mine own eyes many long and terrible plays. I have met brave men and good men whose replays have weighed heavily upon my soul. On osu! I was witness to the Conquests of White Wolf and the burning ruins of the old score ranking haunt me still.
On Four Dimensions I watched as Cookiezi's own skill rise from dark ruin after so many years of unholy plays. Even then I was not glad, for too many had fallen who were needed elsewhere. Too many lives wasted whilst our score whoring enemies grew ever more powerful.
Yet in all my many years I have never seen a sight as terrible as the new performance points system. That horde of pp hoarders came on as a sea of unskilful plays that stretched from horizon to horizon without end.
Over it hung a stink of heresy, a black cloud of evil which tainted osu! with its obscenity. I cannot think of it still without terror, and must endure a moment's panic to write even these few words.
Even so, the harem did not flinch but stood their ground with a determination.
And that was when I witnessed for the first and only time the strange secret of that harem, seeing then what few men have seen, the thing beyond human comprehension, the great daemon that is Miracle Lotus"