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ORPHANED OSU! HAREM CONQUEST [MARA WON, GO HOME]
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she wrote:
Screw bunnygirls, a swimming pool is all you need
Apex wrote:
Ephemeral wrote:
trying too hard will result in excessive bleeding.
i found myself agreeing with thisBrian OA wrote:
The sad part is
He could probably pull this off
lol good luck for your ridiculous awesome conquest
oh hey look a thre--
goodbye
goodbye
Miracle Lotus
"I have seen with mine own eyes many long and terrible plays. I have met brave men and good men whose replays have weighed heavily upon my soul. On osu! I was witness to the Conquests of White Wolf and the burning ruins of the old score ranking haunt me still.
On Four Dimensions I watched as Cookiezi's own skill rise from dark ruin after so many years of unholy plays. Even then I was not glad, for too many had fallen who were needed elsewhere. Too many lives wasted whilst our score whoring enemies grew ever more powerful.
Yet in all my many years I have never seen a sight as terrible as the new performance points system. That horde of pp hoarders came on as a sea of unskilful plays that stretched from horizon to horizon without end.
Over it hung a stink of heresy, a black cloud of evil which tainted osu! with its obscenity. I cannot think of it still without terror, and must endure a moment's panic to write even these few words.
Even so, the harem did not flinch but stood their ground with a determination.
And that was when I witnessed for the first and only time the strange secret of that harem, seeing then what few men have seen, the thing beyond human comprehension, the great daemon that is Miracle Lotus"
On Four Dimensions I watched as Cookiezi's own skill rise from dark ruin after so many years of unholy plays. Even then I was not glad, for too many had fallen who were needed elsewhere. Too many lives wasted whilst our score whoring enemies grew ever more powerful.
Yet in all my many years I have never seen a sight as terrible as the new performance points system. That horde of pp hoarders came on as a sea of unskilful plays that stretched from horizon to horizon without end.
Over it hung a stink of heresy, a black cloud of evil which tainted osu! with its obscenity. I cannot think of it still without terror, and must endure a moment's panic to write even these few words.
Even so, the harem did not flinch but stood their ground with a determination.
And that was when I witnessed for the first and only time the strange secret of that harem, seeing then what few men have seen, the thing beyond human comprehension, the great daemon that is Miracle Lotus"
Miracle Lotus
I can be ur hero bby~~~
Seeing this thread now that Mara is here kinda makes me smile.
There are no harems except Mara's.
There are no harems except Mara's.
It would be very short.Wojjan wrote:
they should fight.
I think Mara has some Catachan Jungle Fighter in him.
It's the only explanation.
Don't mind me, just being a hero.
You don't have a harem - you are in MARAN HAAREMI now. Don't even try to deny it. You know it's true.
relax bowlcut
Q3 railguns only no quad dmg final destination
Q3 railguns only no quad dmg final destination
what is harem?
is type of spice yes?
is type of spice yes?
Miracle Lotus
Any form of heresy is conquerable by the might of Miracle Lotus, for he knew that heresy only grows with idleness.
He charges with full might to the Mara heretic to a glorious battle that will forever be remembered in the thread.
"I am the emperor here, and nobody is going to stop my empire!"
He charges with full might to the Mara heretic to a glorious battle that will forever be remembered in the thread.
"I am the emperor here, and nobody is going to stop my empire!"
Well everything involving Master Mara will forever be remembered in this forum.
you're rapidly approaching unfunny territory with this leel6 shit
and we all know what happens to unfunny threads in off-topic
and we all know what happens to unfunny threads in off-topic
They reach 999 pages and then are waste landed and remade?Ephemeral wrote:
you're rapidly approaching unfunny territory with this leel6 shit
and we all know what happens to unfunny threads in off-topic
Ephemeral, got a suggestion for ya;
NUKE. THIS. SHIT.
NUKE. THIS. SHIT.
Ooh evansama is back
Hi evansama
Hi evansama
Lotus
Do you even lift
You should know that chicks don't hang around guys that don't lift
And don't even tell me that X MC from X Harem anime doesn't lift; he's always lifting girls on his back
Do you even lift
You should know that chicks don't hang around guys that don't lift
And don't even tell me that X MC from X Harem anime doesn't lift; he's always lifting girls on his back
A queen in purple. Her hand is on her mouth, but she soon reveals its frozen lips. "Very well," she coughs her words, "another issue of my jurisdiction."
Wojjan opened her tome like lightning cracks open the earth. Words and glyphs, byzantine but glorious, danced around and broke the stagnant air. The queen's rule was fleeting and whimsical, she was the Q in a house of cards.
The chains broke. No servitude held water. "You are mine for now, my birds. As for you..." The sorceress turned her attention to two lords in duel.
"...I shall provide the terms."
THE GAME: SINISTAR
THE WEAPONS: VIDEO RECORDING SOFTWARE, A SNES EMULATOR, SLEIGHT OF FINGERS
THE BATTLEFIELD: FINAL DESTINATION
make me proud, boys.
Wojjan opened her tome like lightning cracks open the earth. Words and glyphs, byzantine but glorious, danced around and broke the stagnant air. The queen's rule was fleeting and whimsical, she was the Q in a house of cards.
The chains broke. No servitude held water. "You are mine for now, my birds. As for you..." The sorceress turned her attention to two lords in duel.
"...I shall provide the terms."
THE GAME: SINISTAR
THE WEAPONS: VIDEO RECORDING SOFTWARE, A SNES EMULATOR, SLEIGHT OF FINGERS
THE BATTLEFIELD: FINAL DESTINATION
make me proud, boys.
Whenever I see purple text I keep thinking of Ridley.
It's not helping at all.
It's not helping at all.
You first, buddy.
what up kanyeKanye West wrote:
Ooh evansama is back
Hi evansama
Wojjan wrote:
grand stuff
so why are you fuckers not bowing
/bow