Well fuck that
I plan to go for the top
And by the top I mean around rank 500
I plan to go for the top
And by the top I mean around rank 500
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ORPHANED OSU! HAREM CONQUEST [MARA WON, GO HOME]
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Miracle Lotus
The farmers plague osu! from the end to end with their ceaseless rank whoring and skill-less HD plays.
They are a race rooted so deeply in whoring that skill and patience is utterly incomprehensible to them.
I pray with all my faith that some great catastrophe will annihilate them but I fear that ultimately it is they, not we, who shall rule osu!
They are a race rooted so deeply in whoring that skill and patience is utterly incomprehensible to them.
I pray with all my faith that some great catastrophe will annihilate them but I fear that ultimately it is they, not we, who shall rule osu!
I'm still searching someone that can fill the empty thelewa left!
Go Miracle Lotus, show me what you can do
Go Miracle Lotus, show me what you can do
Brian OA wrote:
Well fuck that
I plan to go for the top
Miracle Lotus
Miracle Lotus shall be the finest warrior, this man who gave himself to osu!
Regrouping people into his harem like clay, he shall mould them and in the furnace of war forge them.
They will be of iron will and steely muscle.
In great armor shall he clad them and with the mightiest keyboards will they be armed.
"They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them.
They will have tactics, strategies and tablets such that no foe can best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against the farmers.
They are the Defenders of osu!
They are part of my harem, and they shall know no fear."
Regrouping people into his harem like clay, he shall mould them and in the furnace of war forge them.
They will be of iron will and steely muscle.
In great armor shall he clad them and with the mightiest keyboards will they be armed.
"They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them.
They will have tactics, strategies and tablets such that no foe can best them in battle.
They are my bulwark against the farmers.
They are the Defenders of osu!
They are part of my harem, and they shall know no fear."
trying too hard
she_old
i only know maran haaremi
Please refrain from partaking in activities such as recording footage and providing narration on games including but not limited to I Wanna Be The Guy.
Ephemeral wrote:
trying too hard will result in excessive bleeding.
It's not acceptable to try and make yourself into a le epic meme, is it?
Especially when Dio is ready to break your neck and yell sh-tloads of "muda".DaddyCoolVipper wrote:
It's not acceptable to try and make yourself into a le epic meme, is it?
pls be gentle
Rance is not impressed.
Ba dum tsh.
I like how someone put effort to provude semi-humorous OC and everyone is complaining/shitposting.
Miracle Lotus
Miracle Lotus
During the righteous pacification of the heretical insurgence on the recruitment thread, Wojjan bravely confronted the stubborn shitposts of the heretical shitposters.
For an entire day, Miracle Lotus and his men held against wave after wave of shitposts by the hateful rebels.
Well versed, Wojjan guided the future of the thread surely and strongly, bringing the vengeance of the emperor in volleys of controlled, effective cleaning.
For an entire day, Miracle Lotus and his men held against wave after wave of shitposts by the hateful rebels.
Well versed, Wojjan guided the future of the thread surely and strongly, bringing the vengeance of the emperor in volleys of controlled, effective cleaning.
first post-lock
dunno man
I think you still need some bunnygirls first
dunno man
I think you still need some bunnygirls first
she wrote:
Screw bunnygirls, a swimming pool is all you need
Apex wrote:
Ephemeral wrote:
trying too hard will result in excessive bleeding.
i found myself agreeing with thisBrian OA wrote:
The sad part is
He could probably pull this off
lol good luck for your ridiculous awesome conquest
oh hey look a thre--
goodbye
goodbye
Miracle Lotus
"I have seen with mine own eyes many long and terrible plays. I have met brave men and good men whose replays have weighed heavily upon my soul. On osu! I was witness to the Conquests of White Wolf and the burning ruins of the old score ranking haunt me still.
On Four Dimensions I watched as Cookiezi's own skill rise from dark ruin after so many years of unholy plays. Even then I was not glad, for too many had fallen who were needed elsewhere. Too many lives wasted whilst our score whoring enemies grew ever more powerful.
Yet in all my many years I have never seen a sight as terrible as the new performance points system. That horde of pp hoarders came on as a sea of unskilful plays that stretched from horizon to horizon without end.
Over it hung a stink of heresy, a black cloud of evil which tainted osu! with its obscenity. I cannot think of it still without terror, and must endure a moment's panic to write even these few words.
Even so, the harem did not flinch but stood their ground with a determination.
And that was when I witnessed for the first and only time the strange secret of that harem, seeing then what few men have seen, the thing beyond human comprehension, the great daemon that is Miracle Lotus"
On Four Dimensions I watched as Cookiezi's own skill rise from dark ruin after so many years of unholy plays. Even then I was not glad, for too many had fallen who were needed elsewhere. Too many lives wasted whilst our score whoring enemies grew ever more powerful.
Yet in all my many years I have never seen a sight as terrible as the new performance points system. That horde of pp hoarders came on as a sea of unskilful plays that stretched from horizon to horizon without end.
Over it hung a stink of heresy, a black cloud of evil which tainted osu! with its obscenity. I cannot think of it still without terror, and must endure a moment's panic to write even these few words.
Even so, the harem did not flinch but stood their ground with a determination.
And that was when I witnessed for the first and only time the strange secret of that harem, seeing then what few men have seen, the thing beyond human comprehension, the great daemon that is Miracle Lotus"