00:19 <peppy> : her dad is tring to be the great firewall of china

00:13 <Yuki> : aaaand permission denied :/
00:13 <peppy> : wait you impatient bitch
00:13 <peppy> : >:(
00:13 <Yuki> : sorry :x
00:13 <Remmy> : ...
00:14 <Echo> : i wonder what word peppy will use next time ;P
00:14 <peppy> : i wanted to use bitch the first time but held back
00:14 <Echo> : bughimbughimbughim.
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:14 <Yuki> : I don't want to get banned....
00:14 <Remmy> : :\
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:15 <foulcoon> : you don't get banned unless you talk about dudes fucking dudes
00:15 <Yuki> : ew
00:15 <Echo> : !ban foulcoon
00:15 <Yuki> : me talking about that shit isn't gonna happen anytime soon
00:16 <Echo> : whoa
00:16 <Echo> :  !ban works?
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : ...
00:16 <Remmy> : !list bans
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : oh dear
00:16 <eee> : uh oh

00:17 <peppy> : man
00:17 <peppy> : you need to knife your dad
00:18 <Yuki> : .....

00:13 <Yuki> : aaaand permission denied :/
00:13 <peppy> : wait you impatient bitch
00:13 <peppy> : >:(
00:13 <Yuki> : sorry :x
00:13 <Remmy> : ...
00:14 <Echo> : i wonder what word peppy will use next time ;P
00:14 <peppy> : i wanted to use bitch the first time but held back
00:14 <Echo> : bughimbughimbughim.
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:14 <Yuki> : I don't want to get banned....
00:14 <Remmy> : :\
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:15 <foulcoon> : you don't get banned unless you talk about dudes fucking dudes
00:15 <Yuki> : ew
[b]00:15 <Echo> : !ban foulcoon[/b]
00:15 <Yuki> : me talking about that shit isn't gonna happen anytime soon
00:16 <Echo> : whoa
00:16 <Echo> :  !ban works?
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : ...
00:16 <Remmy> : !list bans
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : oh dear
00:16 <eee> : uh oh

20:00 <catleya> : where re u rena?
20:00 <m980> : <caps>ka-lapowaboom</caps>
20:00 *m980 disappears
20:00 <NachoPiggy> : why are you pressing F8 Eph
20:00 <Pasonia> : LOL
20:00 <Ephemeral> : autohide :p
20:00 <Rena-chan> : I'm not answering that, catleya.
20:00 <Pasonia> : I think he meant to type F9
20:00 <catleya> : kay
20:00 <catleya> : o_o
20:00 <Pasonia> : !where Rena-chan
20:00 <BanchoBot> : Rena-chan is in Roskilde, Denmark
20:00 <Rokodo_[RL]> : Ephemeral: It's #osu what do you expect
20:00 <Pasonia> : WHOOPS
20:00 *Pasonia flees
20:00 <Rena-chan> : Not until you ty-FUCK YOU, PASONIA.

08:39 <peppy> : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
08:39 <peppy> : my todo list is 72 lines long ;(
08:39 <peppy> : i'm never going to reach the end
08:39 <peppy> : let alone finish my storybaord
08:39 <peppy> : also i ate too much cake today
08:39 <peppy> : and feel sick

RemmyX25 wrote:

[05:29] <BanchoBot> (S_Ranker)[http://osu.ppy.sh/u/133231] unlocked the "S-Ranker" achievement!
[05:31] <mtmcl|irc> LOL
[05:31] <Remmy> wtf
[05:31] <Seibei4211> Wow.
[05:31] <Skyripper> haha

00:27 <Zatoichi> : guys
00:27 <Zatoichi> : name
00:27 <Zatoichi> : Go to the name tag
00:27 <Zatoichi> : Go to gazette_zakuro
00:27 <Zatoichi> : right now
00:28 <Zatoichi> : This is stupid



00:28 <Zatoichi> : The person who stole the avatar is either ABOVE OR BELOW THEM IN THE NAME TAB
00:28 <Zatoichi> : ...
00:28 <Zatoichi> : The difference between their joins is one day
00:29 <Zatoichi> : What the fuck is this

21:41 < Todesengal> I'm creaming the Elite Four
21:42  * strager|irc imagines Tode creaming E4
21:42 < Todesengal> <caps>oh fuck your protect</caps>

1. delete all unnecessary lines (instead of using [size] or [b] or whatever)
2. try to keep quotes under 10 lines
3. don't include reactions unless it's part of the lolness
4. don't quote yourself
5. don't complain about quotes being not funny - everyone has a different sense of humour

23:18 <RemX25> : i hate how far away my gf is
23:18 <peppy> : RemX25: go suck a cock

23:09 <Ekaru> : Seriously, students who open the window when it's -20 F outside instead of taking off their effing hoodies
23:09 <Ekaru> : because they whine about it being too hot should be punished IMO.
23:09 <Ephemeral> : tazed like I said
23:09 <Ephemeral> : repeatedly
23:09 <Skyripper> : what about cattle prods?
23:09 <Skyripper> : those things are metal
23:09 <Skyripper> : as hell
23:09 <Ekaru> : Do they really deserve cattle prods?
23:09 <Ephemeral> : dual cattle prods
23:09 <Ephemeral> : yes, they do

21:42 <SecksyJennie> : Cyclone I think an error occured in your score of Melt [Insane] I see over 5 100's there.
21:42 <Cyclone|IRC> : over 5?
21:42 <Cyclone|IRC> : that is an error
21:42 <Jams> : bug
21:43 <Jams> : come on cyclone fix your program
21:43 <DawnIRC> : fatal error
21:43 <SecksyJennie> : Peppy you got to check that.
21:43 <SecksyJennie> : o.o;
21:43 <peppy> : sure, link me
21:43 <SecksyJennie> : plus Sousei passed you.. That HAS to be an error.
21:43 <peppy> : oh
21:43 <peppy> : you're being sarcastic
21:43 <peppy> : asses

19:00 <ThePassingShadow|irc> : A wild Hito has appeared !
19:00 <ThePassingShadow|irc> : What will TPS do ?
19:01 <ThePassingShadow|irc> : !demod Hito so she doesn't make too many maps ranked too fast

20:49 <peppy> : sfg maps got ranked?
20:49 <peppy> : gimme set id ill unrank
20:49 <peppy> : ~

[22:57] <Metruzero> Then they has good spelling
[22:57] <Metruzero> or should I say grammor?

foulcoon wrote:

[13:04:14] <Matsuda> <caps>hey guys i have the biggest penis in whole osu!</caps>
[13:04:18] <peppy> oh awesome

<BanchoBot>	We have hit a total of 0 plays!

<BanchoBot>	Sorry, I meant to say 31 milion plays!

GolGate wrote:

<BanchoBot>	We have hit a total of 0 plays!

<BanchoBot>	Sorry, I meant to say 31 milion plays!

<Echo|uni> peppy should totally make a #secretchannel
<Crzynoob> a #secretchannel?
<SFG|Rh> that wouldnt work well with the "+New" tab
<Crzynoob> yes like a PSA agent
<SFG|Rh> unless it was hidden or smth
<Crzynoob> You enter the coding that validates that you are a bat, and you can enter/
<Crzynoob> That would be just epic >.>
<Crzynoob> Like james bond O_O

[01:17] <Derek|irc> i've been waking up around 9 or 10
[01:19] <strager|irc> How do you manage that =[  I sleep until like 15
[01:19] <strager|irc> i r lazy cup
[01:19] <strager|irc> er
[01:19] <strager|irc> NOT CUP
[01:19] <strager|irc> NOT TWO GIRLS

[00:06] <Rena-chan> I should serious the fuck up and fix that.

23:55 <_-schattenwesen-_> : afk playing

Larto wrote:

23:55 <_-schattenwesen-_> : afk playing

19:17 <Azure_Kyte> : lol
19:17 <blissfulyoshi> : lol
19:17 <Harris73> : lol
19:17 <Azure_Kyte> : lol
19:17 <Harris73> : hey no lolling twice

Harris73 wrote:

19:17 <Azure_Kyte> : lol
19:17 <blissfulyoshi> : lol
19:17 <Harris73> : lol
19:17 <Azure_Kyte> : lol
19:17 <Harris73> : hey no lolling twice

Echo wrote:

1. don't quote yourself

[22:56] <SFG|Rh> hi eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[22:57] <eee> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee was my grandfather, you can call me eee

21:56 <stortrek> : you must your own songs always sumbitten

19:59 <RemX25> : ilu hito
19:59 <Hitoshirenu> : I know Remmy, I know.
19:59 <Hitoshirenu> : Just please, no more pics of your penis.
19:59 <RemX25> : <.<
19:59 <RemX25> : wait
19:59 <RemX25> : how did you get those
19:59 <RemX25> : <.<;;;
19:59 <Hitoshirenu> : Rolled sent them to me.
20:00 <Todesengal> : ...
20:00 <Todesengal> : o_O
20:00 <Cyclone|IRC> : ..how did HE get those..
20:00 <The_Priest_In_Yellow|irc> : mailorder I think

Derekku Chan wrote:

lol i get it

MALE order

/me runs

<Larto> http://up.ppy.sh/files/awk.jpg oh my god whose cock is that
<Larto> Hi JarJar
<m980> i clicked it before i read the sentence
<m980> so i don't count as being gay
<nooodl> larto how could i know, it could be anyone's cock
<Larto> lol
<Agent_Spin_Here> Ok, not clicking that link
<GolGate|irc> For a second I thought the cock was NSFW.
<GolGate|irc> Then I looked.
<JarJarJacob> Good morn- What.
<Agent_Spin_Here> oh right
<Agent_Spin_Here> nice cock
<nooodl> man, is it just the camera angle or is that a really big cock?
<JarJarJacob> This is some elaborate chicken joke, right?
<JarJarJacob> Or did I walk in at a very wrong time?
<nooodl> jarjarjacob yes
<Agent_Spin_Here> Jar - no
<JarJarJacob> Oh, good.
<Agent_Spin_Here> http://up.ppy.sh/files/awk.jpg
<JarJarJacob> Ew.
<Agent_Spin_Here> that's the big cock
<JarJarJacob> How is it big?
<GolGate|irc> One huge cock.
<JarJarJacob> There is nothing to scale it to.
<Agent_Spin_Here> look at that white splatter in the background
<Agent_Spin_Here> it's clearly a big cock
<JarJarJacob> What/
<m980> . . .
<nooodl> oh right that
<JarJarJacob> ASH, that's just...
<m980> that wasn't funny
<GolGate|irc> .-.
<Larto> Lord, what did I start.

GolGate wrote:

<Larto> http://up.ppy.sh/files/awk.jpg oh my god whose cock is that
<Larto> Hi JarJar
<m980> i clicked it before i read the sentence
<m980> so i don't count as being gay
<nooodl> larto how could i know, it could be anyone's cock
<Larto> lol
<Agent_Spin_Here> Ok, not clicking that link
<GolGate|irc> For a second I thought the cock was NSFW.
<GolGate|irc> Then I looked.
<JarJarJacob> Good morn- What.
<Agent_Spin_Here> oh right
<Agent_Spin_Here> nice cock
<nooodl> man, is it just the camera angle or is that a really big cock?
<JarJarJacob> This is some elaborate chicken joke, right?
<JarJarJacob> Or did I walk in at a very wrong time?
<nooodl> jarjarjacob yes
<Agent_Spin_Here> Jar - no
<JarJarJacob> Oh, good.
<Agent_Spin_Here> http://up.ppy.sh/files/awk.jpg
<JarJarJacob> Ew.
<Agent_Spin_Here> that's the big cock
<JarJarJacob> How is it big?
<GolGate|irc> One huge cock.
<JarJarJacob> There is nothing to scale it to.
<Agent_Spin_Here> look at that white splatter in the background
<Agent_Spin_Here> it's clearly a big cock
<JarJarJacob> What/
<m980> . . .
<nooodl> oh right that
<JarJarJacob> ASH, that's just...
<m980> that wasn't funny
<GolGate|irc> .-.
<Larto> Lord, what did I start.

08:50 <mtmcl> : Where's my tieff?
08:50 <tieff> : I'm here.
08:50 <Zekira> : lol
08:50 <mtmcl> : Hi tieff <3
08:50 <mtmcl> : Hi Zekira <3
08:50 <tieff> : Hi, Mark <3
08:51 <Gens> : Hi tieff <3
08:51 <tieff> : Hi Gens <3
08:51 <mtmcl> : Hi Gens <3
08:51 <Gens> : Hi Mark <3
08:52 <Gens> : Hi Zekira <3

03:00 <Agent Spin Here> : Hi fuckpussy
03:00 <peppy> : !silence Agent_Spin_Here
03:00 <peppy> : oh that's someone's name?
03:00 <m980> : fuckpussy is an actual account
03:01 <peppy> : !unsilence Agent_Spin_Here

Zekira wrote:

I didn't say hi to anyone.

awp wrote:

22:58 <Alzian_Night> : question about map making
22:59 <Alzian_Night> : does it place the hit circles or do you have to place them yourslef

JInxyjem wrote:

23:30 <zozozofun> : si rena-chan in here?
23:30 <zozozofun> : *is
23:30 <Rena|IRC> : Yes ?
23:30 <zozozofun> : u rena
23:30 <zozozofun> : not renachan
23:30 <Zekira> : o_O
23:30 <Rena|IRC> : ...As if Rena-chan isn't me.
23:30 <Rena|IRC> : Idiot.
23:31 <zozozofun> : hmm
23:31 <zozozofun> : how u deleted rest off u?

JInxyjem wrote:

23:30 <zozozofun> : si rena-chan in here?
23:30 <zozozofun> : *is
23:30 <Rena|IRC> : Yes ?
23:30 <zozozofun> : u rena
23:30 <zozozofun> : not renachan
23:30 <Zekira> : o_O
23:30 <Rena|IRC> : ...As if Rena-chan isn't me.
23:30 <Rena|IRC> : Idiot.
23:31 <zozozofun> : hmm
23:31 <zozozofun> : how u deleted rest off u?

22:30 < supergarlic> SPAMMER
22:30 < supergarlic> arrest him
22:31 < Harris73> i can't arrest!
22:31 < supergarlic> then you are fired
22:31 < Harris73> i was hired?
22:31 < strager> supergarlic has the power to fire without hire.
22:31 < strager> Like Donald Trump.
22:31 < Harris73> D:
22:31 < supergarlic> you are hired
22:31 < Harris73> D:
22:31 < supergarlic> now i fire your ass
22:31 < Harris73> D:
22:31 < strager> <supergarlic> now i finger your ass
22:32 < Harris73> :D
22:32 < strager> wait
22:32 < strager> O_o

12:54 < peppy> brb jumping around

strager wrote:

12:54 < peppy> brb jumping around

<Metroid|IRC> Girl's don't fap O_O

<Metroid|IRC> Oh dear, already posted
<Neokun> lawl
<Metroid|IRC> U;m gonna get flamed up the ass for that.
<Neokun> Only by tode
<Metroid|IRC> FUCK
<Metroid|IRC> let me die in my bunker please.
<Mafiamaster> lol
<Neokun> and don't listen to her, she's a stupid bitch doing what men tell her to.
<Neokun> oh crap she's not here
<Metroid|IRC> We know
<Metroid|IRC> That's true

18:59  *Alex0686 is now afk. (Reason: TV)
18:59  *notalex is now afk. (Reason: TV)
18:59  *alex is now afk. (Reason: TV)

Harris73 wrote:

18:59  *Alex0686 is now afk. (Reason: TV)
18:59  *notalex is now afk. (Reason: TV)
18:59  *alex is now afk. (Reason: TV)

23:43 <arien666> : Is it worksafe?
23:43 <vytalibus> : I like dicks
23:43 <vytalibus> : *ducks
23:43 <vytalibus> : FFFFF

03:02 < peppy> gamerrox: if you don't stop emoing about your family in this channel
03:02 < peppy> i will seriously do something about it
03:03 < LuigiHann> <peppy> I will seriously kill your family
03:03 < Agent_Spin_Here> kill his family?
03:03 < Agent_Spin_Here> ffffffu
03:03 < gamerrox> .__. I was going to make an osu! joke....
03:03 < foulcoon> <peppy> I will make you eat your family

Sushi971 wrote:

23:43 <arien666> : Is it worksafe?
23:43 <vytalibus> : I like dicks
23:43 <vytalibus> : *ducks
23:43 <vytalibus> : FFFFF

We now know Vytalibus' secret.

vytalibus wrote:

If you're talking about ducks, yes.

Otherwise, ON YOUR KNEES.