Here's one... Other people's lines taken out to protect the innocent. The part before this had me hysterical with laughter, but some people might consider that part too offensive, so I didn't post it. I do have it saved, though.
16:06 <SFG|Rh> : hey guyz i have an idea!
16:06 <SFG|Rh> : why dont we make "happy modding" where people tell other people their shit is brilliant when its a load of
16:06 <SFG|Rh> : utter crap!
16:07 <SFG|Rh> : that would be GREAT!
16:07 <SFG|Rh> : fuck the players, they can cope with it
16:07 <SFG|Rh> : just instarank all maps!