Saturos-fangirl wrote:

<foulcoon> i fell in gay with mark
<SFG|Rh> foul youre cheating on awp with MARK now?
<foulcoon> ho please


foul such a slut

Zekira wrote:

17:31 <Pasonia> is Mogs--- damned

...fine, let me fix that:

17:31 <Pasonia> is Mogs damned

Zatoichi wrote:

Bill O'reilly is the only one who can decide who is damned and who is not.

Continue to worship in your false idols, Mogs, but at least acknowledge this simple fact.

16:06 <SFG|Rh> : hey guyz i have an idea!
16:06 <SFG|Rh> : why dont we make "happy modding" where people tell other people their shit is brilliant when its a load of
16:06 <SFG|Rh> : utter crap!
16:07 <SFG|Rh> : that would be GREAT!
16:07 <SFG|Rh> : fuck the players, they can cope with it
16:07 <SFG|Rh> : just instarank all maps!

Ekaru wrote:

16:06 <SFG|Rh> : hey guyz i have an idea!
16:06 <SFG|Rh> : why dont we make "happy modding" where people tell other people their shit is brilliant when its a load of
16:06 <SFG|Rh> : utter crap!
16:07 <SFG|Rh> : that would be GREAT!
16:07 <SFG|Rh> : fuck the players, they can cope with it
16:07 <SFG|Rh> : just instarank all maps!

<Pasonia> mm
<Pasonia> I'd be terrified if I see Yukari in this realm
<Pasonia> *zip* gone
<Pasonia> *zip* *throatslashed*
<Pasonia> *zip* dies.
<vytalibus> *zip* is usually reserved for eroge games.
<vytalibus> if u no wut i meen
<Pasonia> ...............
<Pasonia> you're terrible, vytalibus
<JarJarJacob> That was horrible.
<JarJarJacob> Die in a fire.
<vytalibus> I know.
<Pasonia> ^
<vytalibus> I should've been more perverted.

<Pasonia> what happens in PCB?
<Metroid> Internet died

20:00 <-Always-> : Where can I download intelligence?

20:25 <Pasonia> : well...
20:25 <Pasonia> : Nachs was talking about it just a while ago
20:25 <Pasonia> : yea
20:25 <Larto> : Nachs. Nachoswine?
20:25 <NachoPiggy> : Yes
20:25 <Pasonia> : ...
20:25 <Pasonia> : NachoHOGGGGGGGGGG
20:26 <Larto> :  !kick NachoPiggy 
20:26  *Pasonia is being chased by several road hogs
20:26 <Larto> : He's gonna give us DA FLU
20:26 <Gooblaster> : Swine Fluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
20:26 <NachoPiggy> : What the Larto

<Takuma> I'm doing Larto right now
<Takuma> map

12:00 <BanchoBot> : mikael10041995|osu is in Portugal
12:00 <Remmy> : !faq port
12:00 <BanchoBot> : (Read this to find out how to import beatmaps into osu!)[osu.ppy.sh/images/download-import.jpg]
12:00 <Remmy> : er
12:00 <Zekira> : .-.
12:00 <Zekira> : lololol
12:00 <Remmy> : !faq list
12:00 <Remmy> : ...
12:00 <Zekira> : no #portugal?
12:00 <Remmy> : is it spanish then?
12:01 <Remmy> : nope
12:01 <Remmy> : i guess
12:02 <Derekku_Chan> : #portuguese
12:02 <Derekku_Chan> : ;|
12:02 <Cabbi-don> : lol Remmy phail
12:02 <Remmy> : hush

21:38 <Shinxyn> : like.. have you tried opening the .orz with winrar?

White Wolf trying to S Udongein wrote:

<osuplayer111> I want wolf #1 overall
<JarJarJacob> How come none of the top players ever use chat?
<Sinistro> I mean i know that in all games
<cyrano01> <caps>ee!! drakedog</caps>
<Sinistro> eventually some crazy talents come
<osuplayer111> Who wants wolf #1 overall press 11111
<mattyu007> JarJarJacob: All they do is play
<osuplayer111> XD
<JarJarJacob> Bastards.
<Sinistro> like ddr or stepmania or whatever
<Takuma> White_Wolf hall of fame go
<Sinistro> <caps>but still</caps>
<Cloudstrife> gogo!
<Ultimate> fast o fingerzz
<adam2046> you remember when 5 spectators was a lot?
<Larto> I hate that part
<1miko1> lol
<JarJarJacob> It still is, adam.
<Larto> <caps>how did he get it</caps>
<Larto> <caps>howww</caps>
<Larto> ;_;
<peppy> haha that part is so awesome
<JarJarJacob> <caps>i love that part, larto</caps>
<Zerostarry> That part is easy 0.0
<Larto> I can't do it.
<Larto> :/
<Todesengal> <caps>oh snaaaap</caps>
<Larto> Oh god the gay streams
<mattyu007> #!!
<JarJarJacob> <caps>oh shi-</caps>
<Larto> NOOO
<peppy> D:
<Sinistro> noooooo
<1miko1> D:
<White_Wolf> ymmm
<Zerostarry> <caps>lolbreak</caps>
<1miko1> NOO
<yeahyeahyeahhh> AWW
<Takuma> That talking part is so hard ;_;
<GolGate|irc> D:
<DJPop> <caps>awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww</caps>
<osuplayer111> Noooo
<Gibson_Les_Paul> noooooo
<Metroid> T_T
<mattyu007> <caps>nnuuuuuuuuuuuu</caps>
<Cloudstrife> you are #1 !!!
<tasli> xD
<White_Wolf> too many 50
<peppy> rofl at chat speed >.>
<NachoPiggy> lol
<abalee> D:
<NachoPiggy> awwwwwwwwwwww
<osuplayer111> unluckyyy
<cyrano01> <caps>i love you</caps>
<H1ko> ho wlof you can do it!!
<Zerostarry> That part is unreadable lolol
<Sinistro> <caps>eba! eba! eba!</caps>
<Ultimate> holy crap
<JarJarJacob> <caps>restart</caps>
<Gibson_Les_Paul> waaaaaaaaa
<Larto> White_Wolf: Half of osu! is believing in you

Reaction wrote:

<JarJarJacob> DJPop, what have you created?
<JarJarJacob> A monster, I say.
<Metroid> DJPop creates the epic maps top 10 players crave for.
<DJPop> lol
<Sinistro> yeah but for every mapper like djpop
<Sinistro> there's a player like wolf

18:45 fish-eye : have a nice day!
18:45 <Remco32> : k?
18:46 <fish-eye> : k?
18:46 <Remco32> : what did you do?
18:46 <Remco32> : full channel notice or something?
18:46 <fish-eye> : im
18:46 <fish-eye> : just
18:46 <fish-eye> : say
18:46 <fish-eye> : Good luck to you
18:46 <Remco32> : uhm, thanks?
18:47 <fish-eye> : are you angry?
18:47 <fish-eye> : sorry..
18:47 <Remco32> : no
18:47 <Remco32> : it was just... random
18:47 <fish-eye> : ah
18:47 <fish-eye> : thanks too
18:48 <fish-eye> : Thank you, I did not get angry
18:48 <fish-eye> :

Remco32 wrote:

18:45 fish-eye : have a nice day!
Since his name isn't in <> , I think he noticed the whole channel.
brb, noticing the whole channel

Remco32 wrote:

lol@pm

18:45 fish-eye : have a nice day!
18:45 <Remco32> : k?
18:46 <fish-eye> : k?
18:46 <Remco32> : what did you do?
18:46 <Remco32> : full channel notice or something?
18:46 <fish-eye> : im
18:46 <fish-eye> : just
18:46 <fish-eye> : say
18:46 <fish-eye> : Good luck to you
18:46 <Remco32> : uhm, thanks?
18:47 <fish-eye> : are you angry?
18:47 <fish-eye> : sorry..
18:47 <Remco32> : no
18:47 <Remco32> : it was just... random
18:47 <fish-eye> : ah
18:47 <fish-eye> : thanks too
18:48 <fish-eye> : Thank you, I did not get angry
18:48 <fish-eye> :

I don't even know the guy 0.0

#forumshit wrote:

01:27 < adam2046> I read it as "I think adam is a stable" Referring to this post: viewtopic.php?p=153880#p153880
01:27 * SFG|Rh licks adam
01:28 < Metruzero> sexy
01:28 < adam2046> silly
01:28 < adam2046> blimps can't lickk
01:28 < SFG|Rh> i am absolutely ughh exhausted x_x
01:28 < strager> rofl adam
01:28 < strager> at a stable
01:28 < strager> Also
01:28 < SFG|Rh> hes a stable
01:28 < SFG|Rh> im a blimp
01:28 < SFG|Rh> we're perfect together
01:28 < strager> I use different terms to censored
01:28 < strager> D=
01:29 < SFG|Rh> oic
01:29 < SFG|Rh> nite guyz
01:29 < adam2046> bye
01:29 < SFG|Rh> adam no following me to bed i dont like that
01:29 < adam2046> can't
01:29 < adam2046> I'm a bulding
01:29 < SFG|Rh> cool
01:29 < SFG|Rh> im a blimp
01:29 < SFG|Rh> and you are more of an enclosure than abuilding
01:30 < adam2046> Don't tell me what I can't be!

#osu wrote:

[12:29 AM] <Ota-kun> Tormentor: Flashlight Master lol
[12:29 AM] <Larto> D:
[12:29 AM] <ToRMeNToR_84> you don't like it?
[12:30 AM] <Ota-kun> the title of it
[12:30 AM] <ToRMeNToR_84> its not Fleshlight master
[12:30 AM] <Ota-kun> LOL
[12:30 AM] <Ota-kun> fleshlight?
[12:30 AM] <Larto> o lawd
[12:30 AM] <Larto> no comment
[12:30 AM] <ToRMeNToR_84> you don't wanna know
[12:31 AM] <Rokodo_[RL]> yay fleshlight
[12:31 AM] <Ota-kun> im pretty sure i didnt wanna see that
[12:31 AM] <Rokodo_[RL]> www
[12:31 AM] <Ota-kun> but rokodo would
[12:31 AM] <Takuma> fleshlight
[12:31 AM] <Takuma> >>
[12:31 AM] <ToRMeNToR_84> look what I started
[12:31 AM] * Ota-kun logs
[12:31 AM] <Ota-kun> lol@irc
[12:31 AM] <timotmcc> fleshlight is ftw
[12:32 AM] <Paulo8624> fleshheavy ftfw
[12:32 AM] <Rokodo_[RL]> fleshtank
[12:32 AM] <Ota-kun> wtf
[12:32 AM] <Ota-kun> wow
[12:32 AM] <Paulo8624> flesh pudding
[12:32 AM] <Ota-kun> tormentor you evil person
[12:32 AM] <Rokodo_[RL]> fleshsnake
[12:32 AM] <Paulo8624> flesh bbq
[12:32 AM] <Ota-kun> >:D
[12:32 AM] <Paulo8624> flesh shake
[12:32 AM] <Derekku_Chan> i think it's funny because i just did that song with flashlight and you guys are talking about fleshlights
[12:33 AM] <ToRMeNToR_84> I know, I've started a Plague
[12:33 AM] <Paulo8624> fleshplague
[12:33 AM] <Ota-kun> chan #flesh

00:19 <peppy> : her dad is tring to be the great firewall of china

00:13 <Yuki> : aaaand permission denied :/
00:13 <peppy> : wait you impatient bitch
00:13 <peppy> : >:(
00:13 <Yuki> : sorry :x
00:13 <Remmy> : ...
00:14 <Echo> : i wonder what word peppy will use next time ;P
00:14 <peppy> : i wanted to use bitch the first time but held back
00:14 <Echo> : bughimbughimbughim.
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:14 <Yuki> : I don't want to get banned....
00:14 <Remmy> : :\
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:15 <foulcoon> : you don't get banned unless you talk about dudes fucking dudes
00:15 <Yuki> : ew
00:15 <Echo> : !ban foulcoon
00:15 <Yuki> : me talking about that shit isn't gonna happen anytime soon
00:16 <Echo> : whoa
00:16 <Echo> :  !ban works?
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : ...
00:16 <Remmy> : !list bans
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : oh dear
00:16 <eee> : uh oh

00:17 <peppy> : man
00:17 <peppy> : you need to knife your dad
00:18 <Yuki> : .....

00:13 <Yuki> : aaaand permission denied :/
00:13 <peppy> : wait you impatient bitch
00:13 <peppy> : >:(
00:13 <Yuki> : sorry :x
00:13 <Remmy> : ...
00:14 <Echo> : i wonder what word peppy will use next time ;P
00:14 <peppy> : i wanted to use bitch the first time but held back
00:14 <Echo> : bughimbughimbughim.
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:14 <Yuki> : I don't want to get banned....
00:14 <Remmy> : :\
00:14 <Yuki> : ....
00:15 <foulcoon> : you don't get banned unless you talk about dudes fucking dudes
00:15 <Yuki> : ew
[b]00:15 <Echo> : !ban foulcoon[/b]
00:15 <Yuki> : me talking about that shit isn't gonna happen anytime soon
00:16 <Echo> : whoa
00:16 <Echo> :  !ban works?
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : ...
00:16 <Remmy> : !list bans
00:16 <The_King_In_Yellow> : oh dear
00:16 <eee> : uh oh

20:00 <catleya> : where re u rena?
20:00 <m980> : <caps>ka-lapowaboom</caps>
20:00 *m980 disappears
20:00 <NachoPiggy> : why are you pressing F8 Eph
20:00 <Pasonia> : LOL
20:00 <Ephemeral> : autohide :p
20:00 <Rena-chan> : I'm not answering that, catleya.
20:00 <Pasonia> : I think he meant to type F9
20:00 <catleya> : kay
20:00 <catleya> : o_o
20:00 <Pasonia> : !where Rena-chan
20:00 <BanchoBot> : Rena-chan is in Roskilde, Denmark
20:00 <Rokodo_[RL]> : Ephemeral: It's #osu what do you expect
20:00 <Pasonia> : WHOOPS
20:00 *Pasonia flees
20:00 <Rena-chan> : Not until you ty-FUCK YOU, PASONIA.

08:39 <peppy> : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
08:39 <peppy> : my todo list is 72 lines long ;(
08:39 <peppy> : i'm never going to reach the end
08:39 <peppy> : let alone finish my storybaord
08:39 <peppy> : also i ate too much cake today
08:39 <peppy> : and feel sick

RemmyX25 wrote:

[05:29] <BanchoBot> (S_Ranker)[http://osu.ppy.sh/u/133231] unlocked the "S-Ranker" achievement!
[05:31] <mtmcl|irc> LOL
[05:31] <Remmy> wtf
[05:31] <Seibei4211> Wow.
[05:31] <Skyripper> haha

00:27 <Zatoichi> : guys
00:27 <Zatoichi> : name
00:27 <Zatoichi> : Go to the name tag
00:27 <Zatoichi> : Go to gazette_zakuro
00:27 <Zatoichi> : right now
00:28 <Zatoichi> : This is stupid



00:28 <Zatoichi> : The person who stole the avatar is either ABOVE OR BELOW THEM IN THE NAME TAB
00:28 <Zatoichi> : ...
00:28 <Zatoichi> : The difference between their joins is one day
00:29 <Zatoichi> : What the fuck is this

21:41 < Todesengal> I'm creaming the Elite Four
21:42  * strager|irc imagines Tode creaming E4
21:42 < Todesengal> <caps>oh fuck your protect</caps>

1. delete all unnecessary lines (instead of using [size] or [b] or whatever)
2. try to keep quotes under 10 lines
3. don't include reactions unless it's part of the lolness
4. don't quote yourself
5. don't complain about quotes being not funny - everyone has a different sense of humour

23:18 <RemX25> : i hate how far away my gf is
23:18 <peppy> : RemX25: go suck a cock

23:09 <Ekaru> : Seriously, students who open the window when it's -20 F outside instead of taking off their effing hoodies
23:09 <Ekaru> : because they whine about it being too hot should be punished IMO.
23:09 <Ephemeral> : tazed like I said
23:09 <Ephemeral> : repeatedly
23:09 <Skyripper> : what about cattle prods?
23:09 <Skyripper> : those things are metal
23:09 <Skyripper> : as hell
23:09 <Ekaru> : Do they really deserve cattle prods?
23:09 <Ephemeral> : dual cattle prods
23:09 <Ephemeral> : yes, they do

21:42 <SecksyJennie> : Cyclone I think an error occured in your score of Melt [Insane] I see over 5 100's there.
21:42 <Cyclone|IRC> : over 5?
21:42 <Cyclone|IRC> : that is an error
21:42 <Jams> : bug
21:43 <Jams> : come on cyclone fix your program
21:43 <DawnIRC> : fatal error
21:43 <SecksyJennie> : Peppy you got to check that.
21:43 <SecksyJennie> : o.o;
21:43 <peppy> : sure, link me
21:43 <SecksyJennie> : plus Sousei passed you.. That HAS to be an error.
21:43 <peppy> : oh
21:43 <peppy> : you're being sarcastic
21:43 <peppy> : asses

19:00 <ThePassingShadow|irc> : A wild Hito has appeared !
19:00 <ThePassingShadow|irc> : What will TPS do ?
19:01 <ThePassingShadow|irc> : !demod Hito so she doesn't make too many maps ranked too fast

20:49 <peppy> : sfg maps got ranked?
20:49 <peppy> : gimme set id ill unrank
20:49 <peppy> : ~

[22:57] <Metruzero> Then they has good spelling
[22:57] <Metruzero> or should I say grammor?

foulcoon wrote:

[13:04:14] <Matsuda> <caps>hey guys i have the biggest penis in whole osu!</caps>
[13:04:18] <peppy> oh awesome

<BanchoBot>	We have hit a total of 0 plays!

<BanchoBot>	Sorry, I meant to say 31 milion plays!

GolGate wrote:

<BanchoBot>	We have hit a total of 0 plays!

<BanchoBot>	Sorry, I meant to say 31 milion plays!

<Echo|uni> peppy should totally make a #secretchannel
<Crzynoob> a #secretchannel?
<SFG|Rh> that wouldnt work well with the "+New" tab
<Crzynoob> yes like a PSA agent
<SFG|Rh> unless it was hidden or smth
<Crzynoob> You enter the coding that validates that you are a bat, and you can enter/
<Crzynoob> That would be just epic >.>
<Crzynoob> Like james bond O_O

[01:17] <Derek|irc> i've been waking up around 9 or 10
[01:19] <strager|irc> How do you manage that =[  I sleep until like 15
[01:19] <strager|irc> i r lazy cup
[01:19] <strager|irc> er
[01:19] <strager|irc> NOT CUP
[01:19] <strager|irc> NOT TWO GIRLS

[00:06] <Rena-chan> I should serious the fuck up and fix that.

23:55 <_-schattenwesen-_> : afk playing

Larto wrote:

23:55 <_-schattenwesen-_> : afk playing

19:17 <Azure_Kyte> : lol
19:17 <blissfulyoshi> : lol
19:17 <Harris73> : lol
19:17 <Azure_Kyte> : lol
19:17 <Harris73> : hey no lolling twice

Harris73 wrote:

19:17 <Azure_Kyte> : lol
19:17 <blissfulyoshi> : lol
19:17 <Harris73> : lol
19:17 <Azure_Kyte> : lol
19:17 <Harris73> : hey no lolling twice

Echo wrote:

1. don't quote yourself

[22:56] <SFG|Rh> hi eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[22:57] <eee> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee was my grandfather, you can call me eee

21:56 <stortrek> : you must your own songs always sumbitten

19:59 <RemX25> : ilu hito
19:59 <Hitoshirenu> : I know Remmy, I know.
19:59 <Hitoshirenu> : Just please, no more pics of your penis.
19:59 <RemX25> : <.<
19:59 <RemX25> : wait
19:59 <RemX25> : how did you get those
19:59 <RemX25> : <.<;;;
19:59 <Hitoshirenu> : Rolled sent them to me.
20:00 <Todesengal> : ...
20:00 <Todesengal> : o_O
20:00 <Cyclone|IRC> : ..how did HE get those..
20:00 <The_Priest_In_Yellow|irc> : mailorder I think

Derekku Chan wrote:

lol i get it

MALE order

/me runs

<Larto> http://up.ppy.sh/files/awk.jpg oh my god whose cock is that
<Larto> Hi JarJar
<m980> i clicked it before i read the sentence
<m980> so i don't count as being gay
<nooodl> larto how could i know, it could be anyone's cock
<Larto> lol
<Agent_Spin_Here> Ok, not clicking that link
<GolGate|irc> For a second I thought the cock was NSFW.
<GolGate|irc> Then I looked.
<JarJarJacob> Good morn- What.
<Agent_Spin_Here> oh right
<Agent_Spin_Here> nice cock
<nooodl> man, is it just the camera angle or is that a really big cock?
<JarJarJacob> This is some elaborate chicken joke, right?
<JarJarJacob> Or did I walk in at a very wrong time?
<nooodl> jarjarjacob yes
<Agent_Spin_Here> Jar - no
<JarJarJacob> Oh, good.
<Agent_Spin_Here> http://up.ppy.sh/files/awk.jpg
<JarJarJacob> Ew.
<Agent_Spin_Here> that's the big cock
<JarJarJacob> How is it big?
<GolGate|irc> One huge cock.
<JarJarJacob> There is nothing to scale it to.
<Agent_Spin_Here> look at that white splatter in the background
<Agent_Spin_Here> it's clearly a big cock
<JarJarJacob> What/
<m980> . . .
<nooodl> oh right that
<JarJarJacob> ASH, that's just...
<m980> that wasn't funny
<GolGate|irc> .-.
<Larto> Lord, what did I start.

GolGate wrote:

<Larto> http://up.ppy.sh/files/awk.jpg oh my god whose cock is that
<Larto> Hi JarJar
<m980> i clicked it before i read the sentence
<m980> so i don't count as being gay
<nooodl> larto how could i know, it could be anyone's cock
<Larto> lol
<Agent_Spin_Here> Ok, not clicking that link
<GolGate|irc> For a second I thought the cock was NSFW.
<GolGate|irc> Then I looked.
<JarJarJacob> Good morn- What.
<Agent_Spin_Here> oh right
<Agent_Spin_Here> nice cock
<nooodl> man, is it just the camera angle or is that a really big cock?
<JarJarJacob> This is some elaborate chicken joke, right?
<JarJarJacob> Or did I walk in at a very wrong time?
<nooodl> jarjarjacob yes
<Agent_Spin_Here> Jar - no
<JarJarJacob> Oh, good.
<Agent_Spin_Here> http://up.ppy.sh/files/awk.jpg
<JarJarJacob> Ew.
<Agent_Spin_Here> that's the big cock
<JarJarJacob> How is it big?
<GolGate|irc> One huge cock.
<JarJarJacob> There is nothing to scale it to.
<Agent_Spin_Here> look at that white splatter in the background
<Agent_Spin_Here> it's clearly a big cock
<JarJarJacob> What/
<m980> . . .
<nooodl> oh right that
<JarJarJacob> ASH, that's just...
<m980> that wasn't funny
<GolGate|irc> .-.
<Larto> Lord, what did I start.

08:50 <mtmcl> : Where's my tieff?
08:50 <tieff> : I'm here.
08:50 <Zekira> : lol
08:50 <mtmcl> : Hi tieff <3
08:50 <mtmcl> : Hi Zekira <3
08:50 <tieff> : Hi, Mark <3
08:51 <Gens> : Hi tieff <3
08:51 <tieff> : Hi Gens <3
08:51 <mtmcl> : Hi Gens <3
08:51 <Gens> : Hi Mark <3
08:52 <Gens> : Hi Zekira <3

03:00 <Agent Spin Here> : Hi fuckpussy
03:00 <peppy> : !silence Agent_Spin_Here
03:00 <peppy> : oh that's someone's name?
03:00 <m980> : fuckpussy is an actual account
03:01 <peppy> : !unsilence Agent_Spin_Here

Zekira wrote:

I didn't say hi to anyone.